diesel sweeties - latest additions http://dieselsweeties.com The latest transcribed diesel sweeties comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:11:17 -0000 60 diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/2001 http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/2001 Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:13:46 -0000 <a href="http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/2001">diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic</a><br> <br> Metal Steve: Hey, Enigmatic Monolith! How's it hoverin'? <br \> <br \> <br \> <br \> Metal Steve: What? <br \> <br \> Metal Steve: You want to push me to the next stage of evolution? <br \> <br \> Metal Steve: Nah, I'm good. <br \> <br \> Metal Steve: I think I'll hold out for the new iPhone. diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic

Metal Steve: Hey, Enigmatic Monolith! How's it hoverin'?



Metal Steve: What?

Metal Steve: You want to push me to the next stage of evolution?

Metal Steve: Nah, I'm good.

Metal Steve: I think I'll hold out for the new iPhone.]]> But Trucksticles Are Legal Because Women Can't Enjoy Them http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/1961 http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/1961 Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:13:44 -0000 <a href="http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/1961">But Trucksticles Are Legal Because Women Can't Enjoy Them</a><br> <br> Border guard: Welcome to Canada. <br \> <br \> BG: Anything to declare? <br \> Maura: I didn't vote for you-know-who! <br \> <br \> Maura: Or the guy who bosses him around. I'm not even allowed to vote! <br \> <br \> BG: Are you a felon, ma'am? <br \> Maura: Convicted of selling latex penises in Alabama. <br \> <br \> BG: Free for dinner, ma'am? But Trucksticles Are Legal Because Women Can't Enjoy Them

Border guard: Welcome to Canada.

BG: Anything to declare?
Maura: I didn't vote for you-know-who!

Maura: Or the guy who bosses him around. I'm not even allowed to vote!

BG: Are you a felon, ma'am?
Maura: Convicted of selling latex penises in Alabama.

BG: Free for dinner, ma'am?]]> diesel sweeties - "Cynics: Realists You Don't Agree With Yet" http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/1957 http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/1957 Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:13:32 -0000 <a href="http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/1957">diesel sweeties - "Cynics: Realists You Don't Agree With Yet"</a><br> <br> [[Banner in the background, DARE TO HOPE * ELECTION 2008 * PREPARE TO BE DISAPPOINTED ]] <br \> <br \> Lil' Sis: Not exactly the political honesty I was hoping for. <br \> <br \> Clango: Even a vegan will eat a cheeseburger if the road trip is long enough. diesel sweeties - "Cynics: Realists You Don't Agree With Yet"

[[Banner in the background, DARE TO HOPE * ELECTION 2008 * PREPARE TO BE DISAPPOINTED ]]

Lil' Sis: Not exactly the political honesty I was hoping for.

Clango: Even a vegan will eat a cheeseburger if the road trip is long enough.]]> I Had Briefly Considered Fighting For My Right To Party, But It Was Late And I Had To Work In The Morning. http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/1523 http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/1523 Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:13:30 -0000 <a href="http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/1523">I Had Briefly Considered Fighting For My Right To Party, But It Was Late And I Had To Work In The Morning.</a><br> <br> Metal Steve: Wa-hoo! Indy-pendence! <br \> Red Robot: 'Splodey! 'Splodey! Freedom! <br \> <br \> Metal Steve: Wanna go shoot some fireworks? <br \> Red Robot: Not keen on another homeland security "interview". <br \> <br \> Metal Steve: We could go get beers. <br \> Red Robot: I'm technically not old enough. <br \> <br \> Metal Steve: Let's go swimming! <br \> Red Robot: No trunks, no buoyancy, no service. <br \> <br \> Metal Steve: How about we throw rocks into a pond? <br \> Red Robot: Eek! The park service will flay us alive! <br \> <br \> Metal Steve: Want to go shopping? <br \> Red Robot: Yay! Freedom! I Had Briefly Considered Fighting For My Right To Party, But It Was Late And I Had To Work In The Morning.

Metal Steve: Wa-hoo! Indy-pendence!
Red Robot: 'Splodey! 'Splodey! Freedom!

Metal Steve: Wanna go shoot some fireworks?
Red Robot: Not keen on another homeland security "interview".

Metal Steve: We could go get beers.
Red Robot: I'm technically not old enough.

Metal Steve: Let's go swimming!
Red Robot: No trunks, no buoyancy, no service.

Metal Steve: How about we throw rocks into a pond?
Red Robot: Eek! The park service will flay us alive!

Metal Steve: Want to go shopping?
Red Robot: Yay! Freedom!]]> diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/1055 http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/1055 Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:13:29 -0000 <a href="http://dieselsweeties.com/archive/1055">diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic</a><br> <br> [[Clango and Maura are talking]] <br \> Maura: Clango, my dear sweet honey pie! <br \> <br \> Maura: My big, hulking, darling love of a robot. <br \> <br \> Maura: My dear, caring understanding mecha pun'kin. <br \> <br \> Clango: Hi, Maura! You sure are in a great mood this morning! <br \> <br \> [[Frame of silence]] <br \> <br \> Maura: Before you hear this from someone else, I'd like to preface it by saying I had nine beers... <br \> <br \> {{title: "But I'm Drinking on the Inside"}} diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic

[[Clango and Maura are talking]]
Maura: Clango, my dear sweet honey pie!

Maura: My big, hulking, darling love of a robot.

Maura: My dear, caring understanding mecha pun'kin.

Clango: Hi, Maura! You sure are in a great mood this morning!

[[Frame of silence]]

Maura: Before you hear this from someone else, I'd like to preface it by saying I had nine beers...

{{title: "But I'm Drinking on the Inside"}}]]> diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1881 http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1881 Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:13:18 -0000 <a href="http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1881">diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic</a><br> <br> title: Learning Via Osmosis <br \> <br \> Indie Rock Pete: I'm scared of dying alone. <br \> Maura: Stop. Right. THERE. <br \> <br \> Maura: Girls can smell fear. <br \> <br \> Maura: It is a zesty melange of Axe body spray and Mommy's cooking. <br \> <br \> Pete: I'm doomed by bad cologne and matzoh ball soup. <br \> Maura: Could be worse. <br \> <br \> Maura: At least you don't smell like desperation. <br \> <br \> Maura: Pizza rolls and latex... with a 'touch' of hand cream. diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic

title: Learning Via Osmosis

Indie Rock Pete: I'm scared of dying alone.
Maura: Stop. Right. THERE.

Maura: Girls can smell fear.

Maura: It is a zesty melange of Axe body spray and Mommy's cooking.

Pete: I'm doomed by bad cologne and matzoh ball soup.
Maura: Could be worse.

Maura: At least you don't smell like desperation.

Maura: Pizza rolls and latex... with a 'touch' of hand cream.]]> diesel sweeties: Twenty-First Century Cat Lady http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1844 http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1844 Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:13:16 -0000 <a href="http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1844">diesel sweeties: Twenty-First Century Cat Lady</a><br> <br> I am Celestia, high priestess of whichever animal deity is trendy at the moment. <br \> This is my legion of the darned...cats. <br \> <br \> Sergeant Stinky: Wrongly blamed for ferret odors! <br \> <br \> Charlie Catlin: One year old and held responsible for all the crimes of Hitler. <br \> <br \> Haircut: Ironically named and coiffed with cruelty. <br \> <br \> Crown Prince Meow Zhong: Exiled from his homeland in a historically inaccurate manner. <br \> <br \> Tempeh the Ghost Cat: Forced to become a vegetarian against his will. <br \> <br \> Their mission? <br \> Distract me from dealing with normal human emotions! diesel sweeties: Twenty-First Century Cat Lady

I am Celestia, high priestess of whichever animal deity is trendy at the moment.
This is my legion of the darned...cats.

Sergeant Stinky: Wrongly blamed for ferret odors!

Charlie Catlin: One year old and held responsible for all the crimes of Hitler.

Haircut: Ironically named and coiffed with cruelty.

Crown Prince Meow Zhong: Exiled from his homeland in a historically inaccurate manner.

Tempeh the Ghost Cat: Forced to become a vegetarian against his will.

Their mission?
Distract me from dealing with normal human emotions!]]> diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic RIDING MEWER http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1841 http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1841 Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:13:15 -0000 <a href="http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1841">diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic RIDING MEWER</a><br> <br> PUTT PUTT PUTT <br \> <br \> PUTT PUTT PUTT <br \> <br \> PUTT PUTT PUTT <br \> MEW? <br \> <br \> BONK <br \> <br \> <br \> <br \> TOTAL CARNAGE diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic RIDING MEWER

PUTT PUTT PUTT

PUTT PUTT PUTT

PUTT PUTT PUTT
MEW?

BONK



TOTAL CARNAGE]]> diesel sweeties http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1830 http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1830 Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:13:13 -0000 <a href="http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1830">diesel sweeties</a><br> <br> [[Title: I ONLY TAKE AZURE BETS]] <br \> <br \> Electron Mike: WHY DO YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME DYING YOUR HAIR? <br \> <br \> Electron Mike: YOU'D BE REALLY CUTE IN YOUR NATURAL BROWN! <br \> OtaKate: LIKE A MOUSE? <br \> <br \> [[Color scheme shifts from blue to brown for one panel with no dialogue. A mouse head appears in OtaKate's hair. The next panel returns to normal.]] <br \> <br \> OtaKate: YOU MAY THINK SO, BUT YOU EAT FRIES WITHOUT KETCHUP. <br \> <br \> Electron Mike: I LIKE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE, NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE EASY TO FIND IN A CROWD. <br \> <br \> OtaKate: SO IF I LOVE YOU, DON'T CHANGE? [[Hearts appear around Electron Mike's head.]] diesel sweeties

[[Title: I ONLY TAKE AZURE BETS]]

Electron Mike: WHY DO YOU SPEND SO MUCH TIME DYING YOUR HAIR?

Electron Mike: YOU'D BE REALLY CUTE IN YOUR NATURAL BROWN!
OtaKate: LIKE A MOUSE?

[[Color scheme shifts from blue to brown for one panel with no dialogue. A mouse head appears in OtaKate's hair. The next panel returns to normal.]]

OtaKate: YOU MAY THINK SO, BUT YOU EAT FRIES WITHOUT KETCHUP.

Electron Mike: I LIKE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE, NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE EASY TO FIND IN A CROWD.

OtaKate: SO IF I LOVE YOU, DON'T CHANGE? [[Hearts appear around Electron Mike's head.]]]]> diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1790 http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1790 Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:13:06 -0000 <a href="http://dieselsweeties.com/archive.php?s=1790">diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic</a><br> <br> [[Red Robot and Clango are animated like Animal Crossing Wild World. Clango is sleeping. Dialogue appears at the bottom of each panel, as it is in the game]] Clango: Zzz... <br \> Red Robot: Hey! / Clango: [[waking up]] Zuh? <br \> Clango: What? <br \> [[Clango looks down and notices that he's wearing a ridiculous shirt]] Clango: Great guns of Navarone! I've been pimped! / Red: In both senses of the phrase. <br \> Red: You look like you run on a starchy dietary staple, if you get this unit's drift. / Clango: Stop that. <br \> Clango: I'd ask who was creepin' while I was sleepin', but I bet I already know the answer to that. <br \> Red: Let's just say this unit believes magic markers are insufficient for race traitors. diesel sweeties: pixelated robot romance web comic

[[Red Robot and Clango are animated like Animal Crossing Wild World. Clango is sleeping. Dialogue appears at the bottom of each panel, as it is in the game]] Clango: Zzz...
Red Robot: Hey! / Clango: [[waking up]] Zuh?
Clango: What?
[[Clango looks down and notices that he's wearing a ridiculous shirt]] Clango: Great guns of Navarone! I've been pimped! / Red: In both senses of the phrase.
Red: You look like you run on a starchy dietary staple, if you get this unit's drift. / Clango: Stop that.
Clango: I'd ask who was creepin' while I was sleepin', but I bet I already know the answer to that.
Red: Let's just say this unit believes magic markers are insufficient for race traitors.]]>