http://ryanestrada.com The latest transcribed RyanEstrada.com comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:59:16 -0000 60 http://ryanestrada.com/2007/10/29/comics/assorted-oddities/the-kind-you-dont-bring-home-to-mother/ http://ryanestrada.com/2007/10/29/comics/assorted-oddities/the-kind-you-dont-bring-home-to-mother/ Sat, 10 Nov 2007 20:09:44 -0000 <a href="http://ryanestrada.com/2007/10/29/comics/assorted-oddities/the-kind-you-dont-bring-home-to-mother/">ryanestrada.com » Blog Archive » The Kind you Donâe(tm)t Bring Home to Mother</a><br> <br> David: Are you sure you want to do this? We don't have to do this. <br \> Julia: I think you're more nervous about this than I am! You act like your parents are going to hate me! <br \> David: No, No... it's just that they're really traditional and I hope they don't freak out. <br \> <br \> Julia: I'm used to freaking people out. I can handle freaking people out. As long as you're not freaked out... <br \> David: Never! <br \> <br \> Dad: Ahem. <br \> <br \> David: Oh, uh - Mom! Dad! This is Julia. <br \> Mom: Ah, yes. Her. Hello, dear. David told us he was bringing you. <br \> <br \> Mom: Herb will take you to the garage to put your coat. We don't want the dogs to smell it. <br \> <br \> Mom: Are you sure you can't get it from kissing? <br \> David: God, Mom. We talked about this. It's a new moon. <br \> <br \> Mom: Ok everyone, into the dining room! I made roast beef, dear. I didn't know if you eat your meat raw or not, so I left some uncooked. <br \> Julia: Cooked is fine, Mrs. Duncan. <br \> <br \> David: You know, Mom. Julia just finished her Bachelors in Graphic Design, and next year, she - <br \> Mom: So tell me dear, just how does one become a werewolf? <br \> David: Mom! <br \> <br \> Julia: It's okay Dave. I was counselling at a summer camp, I heard a noise, and I went outside to investigate and I just got bit. <br \> Mom: Our David has never been bit by a werewolf. <br \> David: Mom! <br \> Dad: ...That we know of. <br \> David: Dad! <br \> <br \> Julia: That reminds me of the story of how David and I met. We- <br \> Mom: Does it ever bother you? Being a werewolf? <br \> <br \> Julia: Not really. It only happens during full moons, and I don't remember anything afterward. The rest of the time I'm just a normal person. <br \> <br \> Dad: ...I thought you said you were an arts major. <br \> <br \> Juila: Oops! <br \> <br \> Mom: Just leave it, dear. David and I will go to the kitchen and get something to clean that up with, won't we David? <br \> <br \> David: Mom, please- <br \> Mom: Sh! <br \> <br \> Mom: So! Her reign of destruction begins! <br \> David: It was a glass! <br \> Mom: My best glass! <br \> David: You're the one who begged me to introduce you! <br \> <br \> Mom: That's when I thought she might give me some grandchildren, not puppies! <br \> <br \> Dad: Son, I wanted to make sure you were carrying protection. <br \> David: Dad! <br \> Dad: It's a silver bullet! <br \> David: Dad! <br \> <br \> David: Look, you guys have to treat Julia with respect. She's a human being! Well, most of the time. <br \> Mom: I just don't know why you couldn't find a nice, normal girl. <br \> <br \> David: You better get used to her, Mom. I'm going to ask her to marry me. <br \> <br \> Mom: What did she break now? <br \> Dad: I think she heard us. <br \> Mom: Shoot, she has super wolf-hearing doesn't she? <br \> David: You're standing 7 feet away! <br \> <br \> David: So, uh... you heard that, huh? <br \> Julia: Yes! <br \> <br \> David: Oh, Geez. I was gonna do this right. I bought a ring - You remember that one that you- <br \> Julia: Yes! <br \> <br \> David: I was hoping to- <br \> Julia: Ask the stupid question! <br \> <br \> David: Will you marry m- <br \> Julia: Yes! <br \> Mom: Well, I guess she'll be back for Christmas. Do werewolves celebrate Xmas? <br \> Dad: I think just Halloween. ryanestrada.com » Blog Archive » The Kind you Don’t Bring Home to Mother

David: Are you sure you want to do this? We don't have to do this.
Julia: I think you're more nervous about this than I am! You act like your parents are going to hate me!
David: No, No... it's just that they're really traditional and I hope they don't freak out.

Julia: I'm used to freaking people out. I can handle freaking people out. As long as you're not freaked out...
David: Never!

Dad: Ahem.

David: Oh, uh - Mom! Dad! This is Julia.
Mom: Ah, yes. Her. Hello, dear. David told us he was bringing you.

Mom: Herb will take you to the garage to put your coat. We don't want the dogs to smell it.

Mom: Are you sure you can't get it from kissing?
David: God, Mom. We talked about this. It's a new moon.

Mom: Ok everyone, into the dining room! I made roast beef, dear. I didn't know if you eat your meat raw or not, so I left some uncooked.
Julia: Cooked is fine, Mrs. Duncan.

David: You know, Mom. Julia just finished her Bachelors in Graphic Design, and next year, she -
Mom: So tell me dear, just how does one become a werewolf?
David: Mom!

Julia: It's okay Dave. I was counselling at a summer camp, I heard a noise, and I went outside to investigate and I just got bit.
Mom: Our David has never been bit by a werewolf.
David: Mom!
Dad: ...That we know of.
David: Dad!

Julia: That reminds me of the story of how David and I met. We-
Mom: Does it ever bother you? Being a werewolf?

Julia: Not really. It only happens during full moons, and I don't remember anything afterward. The rest of the time I'm just a normal person.

Dad: ...I thought you said you were an arts major.

Juila: Oops!

Mom: Just leave it, dear. David and I will go to the kitchen and get something to clean that up with, won't we David?

David: Mom, please-
Mom: Sh!

Mom: So! Her reign of destruction begins!
David: It was a glass!
Mom: My best glass!
David: You're the one who begged me to introduce you!

Mom: That's when I thought she might give me some grandchildren, not puppies!

Dad: Son, I wanted to make sure you were carrying protection.
David: Dad!
Dad: It's a silver bullet!
David: Dad!

David: Look, you guys have to treat Julia with respect. She's a human being! Well, most of the time.
Mom: I just don't know why you couldn't find a nice, normal girl.

David: You better get used to her, Mom. I'm going to ask her to marry me.

Mom: What did she break now?
Dad: I think she heard us.
Mom: Shoot, she has super wolf-hearing doesn't she?
David: You're standing 7 feet away!

David: So, uh... you heard that, huh?
Julia: Yes!

David: Oh, Geez. I was gonna do this right. I bought a ring - You remember that one that you-
Julia: Yes!

David: I was hoping to-
Julia: Ask the stupid question!

David: Will you marry m-
Julia: Yes!
Mom: Well, I guess she'll be back for Christmas. Do werewolves celebrate Xmas?
Dad: I think just Halloween.]]> http://ryanestrada.com/2006/12/14/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-17/ http://ryanestrada.com/2006/12/14/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-17/ Thu, 18 Jan 2007 22:47:46 -0000 <a href="http://ryanestrada.com/2006/12/14/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-17/">ryanestrada.com » Archive » The Tag: Part 17</a><br> <br> [[Fran, Meme, Tex, Frank, Checkers, and Troll are walking in the woods late at night. Troll is looking at his cell phone]] <br \> Fran: The internet is terrifying! <br \> Meme: You think this is scary, wait until you try online dating sites. <br \> Frank: We've got to find an internet cafe so that we can read the Necronomwikon and find out how to stop this thing! <br \> Troll: There's one 5.6 miles this way! <br \> Frank: How do you know that? <br \> <br \> Troll: I Mapquested it. <br \> Frank: Your cell phone has internet access?? <br \> <br \> Troll: Uh... yeah... This is the double 0's. Do I look Amish to you? Internet, instant messenger, mp3 player.. <br \> <br \> Frank: It never occured to you that it might be useful to us? <br \> Troll: Well, I thought you were busy trying to save the day, but if you really want to listen to my mp3s that badly.... ryanestrada.com » Archive » The Tag: Part 17

[[Fran, Meme, Tex, Frank, Checkers, and Troll are walking in the woods late at night. Troll is looking at his cell phone]]
Fran: The internet is terrifying!
Meme: You think this is scary, wait until you try online dating sites.
Frank: We've got to find an internet cafe so that we can read the Necronomwikon and find out how to stop this thing!
Troll: There's one 5.6 miles this way!
Frank: How do you know that?

Troll: I Mapquested it.
Frank: Your cell phone has internet access??

Troll: Uh... yeah... This is the double 0's. Do I look Amish to you? Internet, instant messenger, mp3 player..

Frank: It never occured to you that it might be useful to us?
Troll: Well, I thought you were busy trying to save the day, but if you really want to listen to my mp3s that badly....]]> http://ryanestrada.com/2006/12/08/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-16/ http://ryanestrada.com/2006/12/08/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-16/ Thu, 18 Jan 2007 22:47:27 -0000 <a href="http://ryanestrada.com/2006/12/08/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-16/">ryanestrada.com » Archive » The Tag: Part 16</a><br> <br> Frank: I need some info on a killer. <br \> Butler: Quid pro quo, Frank. Quid pro quo. First I have some questions for you. <br \> Looking to buy KILLER? shop and and bid online: auctionline.com Want to watch KILLER? find your favorite episodes free: dvd_dl.com Looking for the top sites about KILLER? find it here: search4anything.com <br \> <br \> Frank: I'd actually just prefer info on how not to die, thanks. <br \> Butler: Proceed. <br \> <br \> Frank: Why does he do it? How does he know who posts the tag? Does he use LJSeek or something? What if you post it in a locked post and he's not on your f-list? How can he be stopped? <br \> <br \> Butler: The demon you describe does not kill for revenge, or pleasure, or any of the motivations that talking to a murderer like myself could give you insight on. He follows only the rules in THE BOOK. <br \> <br \> Butler: NecronomWIKon! The open source book of the dead anyone can edit! ryanestrada.com » Archive » The Tag: Part 16

Frank: I need some info on a killer.
Butler: Quid pro quo, Frank. Quid pro quo. First I have some questions for you.
Looking to buy KILLER? shop and and bid online: auctionline.com Want to watch KILLER? find your favorite episodes free: dvd_dl.com Looking for the top sites about KILLER? find it here: search4anything.com

Frank: I'd actually just prefer info on how not to die, thanks.
Butler: Proceed.

Frank: Why does he do it? How does he know who posts the tag? Does he use LJSeek or something? What if you post it in a locked post and he's not on your f-list? How can he be stopped?

Butler: The demon you describe does not kill for revenge, or pleasure, or any of the motivations that talking to a murderer like myself could give you insight on. He follows only the rules in THE BOOK.

Butler: NecronomWIKon! The open source book of the dead anyone can edit!]]> http://ryanestrada.com/2006/12/02/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-15/ http://ryanestrada.com/2006/12/02/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-15/ Thu, 18 Jan 2007 22:47:12 -0000 <a href="http://ryanestrada.com/2006/12/02/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-15/">ryanestrada.com » Archive » The Tag: Part 15</a><br> <br> [[Tex, Checkers, Meme, Fran, Troll, and Frank head outside of the dairy farm, which is in flames]] <br \> Frank: At this point, we play by the rules. There's no way for all of us to make it out alive. We've got to stop this. We need someone who knows the mind of a killer. I know just who to ASK. <br \> <br \> [[Frank is in front of Butler's jail cell]] <br \> Butler: Hello, Frank. <br \> Frank: Hello, Butler. ryanestrada.com » Archive » The Tag: Part 15

[[Tex, Checkers, Meme, Fran, Troll, and Frank head outside of the dairy farm, which is in flames]]
Frank: At this point, we play by the rules. There's no way for all of us to make it out alive. We've got to stop this. We need someone who knows the mind of a killer. I know just who to ASK.

[[Frank is in front of Butler's jail cell]]
Butler: Hello, Frank.
Frank: Hello, Butler.]]> http://ryanestrada.com/2006/11/26/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-14/ http://ryanestrada.com/2006/11/26/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-14/ Thu, 18 Jan 2007 22:46:44 -0000 <a href="http://ryanestrada.com/2006/11/26/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-14/">ryanestrada.com » Archive » The Tag: Part 14</a><br> <br> Frank: She was too late to save Hare, just like it may be too late for me to save Fran. I can only save one of them, and my post to save Meme may already be posted. <br \> Fran: Come on, you guys have to know that thing is fake. <br \> <br \> [[Troll holds Hare's skull]] <br \> Troll: Yeah... I thought you said there was no curse. <br \> Frank: I don't know! What about the rabbit skull, and the lightning? <br \> Troll: Coincidences. <br \> <br \> [[Tex points behind Troll]] <br \> Tex: I think there may actually be a curse. <br \> Troll: How come? <br \> Tex: Because a big skeleton dude just set the generator on fire. <br \> Troll: Coincidence. ryanestrada.com » Archive » The Tag: Part 14

Frank: She was too late to save Hare, just like it may be too late for me to save Fran. I can only save one of them, and my post to save Meme may already be posted.
Fran: Come on, you guys have to know that thing is fake.

[[Troll holds Hare's skull]]
Troll: Yeah... I thought you said there was no curse.
Frank: I don't know! What about the rabbit skull, and the lightning?
Troll: Coincidences.

[[Tex points behind Troll]]
Tex: I think there may actually be a curse.
Troll: How come?
Tex: Because a big skeleton dude just set the generator on fire.
Troll: Coincidence.]]> http://ryanestrada.com/2006/11/25/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-13/ http://ryanestrada.com/2006/11/25/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-13/ Thu, 18 Jan 2007 22:46:20 -0000 <a href="http://ryanestrada.com/2006/11/25/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-13/">ryanestrada.com » Archive » The Tag: Part 13</a><br> <br> [[Tex, Meme, Frank, Troll, and Checkers are in Fran's room. Fran is at her computer]] <br \> Frank: Fran! You're using a computer? <br \> Fran: Oh, hey Frank! Yeah, you were right, you can find anything on this thing! I even found a page where someone was talking about ME! <br \> Frank: Please tell me it wasn't a rabbit and you didn't respond. <br \> <br \> Fran: Of course I did, it said I had to tag someone, so I tagged you! <br \> Frank: ME?! <br \> Fran: You're the one who's always bugging me to go online! <br \> <br \> Frank: I figured you'd blog and post YouTube videos, not unleash the wrath of evil spirits! <br \> Fran: Oh no, it's true. Spending too much time on the computer does rot your brain. ryanestrada.com » Archive » The Tag: Part 13

[[Tex, Meme, Frank, Troll, and Checkers are in Fran's room. Fran is at her computer]]
Frank: Fran! You're using a computer?
Fran: Oh, hey Frank! Yeah, you were right, you can find anything on this thing! I even found a page where someone was talking about ME!
Frank: Please tell me it wasn't a rabbit and you didn't respond.

Fran: Of course I did, it said I had to tag someone, so I tagged you!
Frank: ME?!
Fran: You're the one who's always bugging me to go online!

Frank: I figured you'd blog and post YouTube videos, not unleash the wrath of evil spirits!
Fran: Oh no, it's true. Spending too much time on the computer does rot your brain.]]> http://ryanestrada.com/2006/11/24/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-12/ http://ryanestrada.com/2006/11/24/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-12/ Thu, 18 Jan 2007 22:46:09 -0000 <a href="http://ryanestrada.com/2006/11/24/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-12/">ryanestrada.com » Archive » The Tag: Part 12</a><br> <br> [[Tex, Meme, Checkers, and Troll are still walking through the flood to Fran's dairy farm. Checkers is riding on the Rabbit-looking skull and rowing across the flood]] <br \> Tex: Did you ever get your check from Bill Gates for that e-mail you forwarded me? <br \> Meme: No, not yet. <br \> Frank: Have you noticed that Meme is acting a lot more normal than before? <br \> Troll: I noticed that you haven't stopped noticing her all night. <br \> Frank: Nuh uh, shut up! <br \> <br \> [[A shadow of someone bearing a knife appears behind an unsuspecting Troll]] <br \> Troll: Any minute now, you'll be passing little notes that read "I love ewe" - Oh - my - OMG. <br \> <br \> [[The dairy farm sign has a picture of Fran.] <br \> Troll: Your sister is a mascot too? Does anyone in your family work for a living? <br \> Frank: Hey, I work! <br \> Troll: Doing what? <br \> Frank: You know, appreciating calls and stuff. ryanestrada.com » Archive » The Tag: Part 12

[[Tex, Meme, Checkers, and Troll are still walking through the flood to Fran's dairy farm. Checkers is riding on the Rabbit-looking skull and rowing across the flood]]
Tex: Did you ever get your check from Bill Gates for that e-mail you forwarded me?
Meme: No, not yet.
Frank: Have you noticed that Meme is acting a lot more normal than before?
Troll: I noticed that you haven't stopped noticing her all night.
Frank: Nuh uh, shut up!

[[A shadow of someone bearing a knife appears behind an unsuspecting Troll]]
Troll: Any minute now, you'll be passing little notes that read "I love ewe" - Oh - my - OMG.

[[The dairy farm sign has a picture of Fran.]
Troll: Your sister is a mascot too? Does anyone in your family work for a living?
Frank: Hey, I work!
Troll: Doing what?
Frank: You know, appreciating calls and stuff.]]> http://ryanestrada.com/2006/11/23/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-11/ http://ryanestrada.com/2006/11/23/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-11/ Thu, 18 Jan 2007 22:40:47 -0000 <a href="http://ryanestrada.com/2006/11/23/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-11/">ryanestrada.com » Archive » The Tag: Part 11</a><br> <br> Meme: What are you guys doing here anyway? <br \> Frank: Well, either you, or me, and Troll. Or maybe Newbie or.... something, may be cursed. <br \> Troll: Maybe. <br \> <br \> Frank: I know it sounds... Sigh. We need to use your inernet. <br \> <br \> Meme: The power has been out for the last half hour. Didn't you notice the huge flash flood outside? <br \> Troll: We actually did notice that, yes. <br \> Frank: Are there any farms nearby with generators? <br \> <br \> Meme: Just the dairy farm on route nine. <br \> Frank: FRAN!! ryanestrada.com » Archive » The Tag: Part 11

Meme: What are you guys doing here anyway?
Frank: Well, either you, or me, and Troll. Or maybe Newbie or.... something, may be cursed.
Troll: Maybe.

Frank: I know it sounds... Sigh. We need to use your inernet.

Meme: The power has been out for the last half hour. Didn't you notice the huge flash flood outside?
Troll: We actually did notice that, yes.
Frank: Are there any farms nearby with generators?

Meme: Just the dairy farm on route nine.
Frank: FRAN!!]]> http://ryanestrada.com/2006/11/22/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-10/ http://ryanestrada.com/2006/11/22/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-10/ Thu, 18 Jan 2007 22:40:12 -0000 <a href="http://ryanestrada.com/2006/11/22/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-10/">ryanestrada.com » Archive » The Tag: Part 10</a><br> <br> [[A sound comes from Meme's house]] <br \> <<Bz-bu-zzzzzzzzzzz>> <br \> Frank: MEME! <br \> <br \> [[Troll, Tex, Frank, and Checkers are in Meme's house and look shocked. Meme's wool has been shaved off and is strewn in piles everywhere]] <br \> Meme: What, you all grew up on farms, you've never seen a sheep get shorn before?? ryanestrada.com » Archive » The Tag: Part 10

[[A sound comes from Meme's house]]
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Frank: MEME!

[[Troll, Tex, Frank, and Checkers are in Meme's house and look shocked. Meme's wool has been shaved off and is strewn in piles everywhere]]
Meme: What, you all grew up on farms, you've never seen a sheep get shorn before??]]> http://ryanestrada.com/2006/11/21/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-9/ http://ryanestrada.com/2006/11/21/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-9/ Thu, 18 Jan 2007 22:40:03 -0000 <a href="http://ryanestrada.com/2006/11/21/comics/frank/frank-the-tag-part-9/">ryanestrada.com » Archive » The Tag: Part 9</a><br> <br> [[Frank, Troll, Checkers, and Tex are walking to Meme's house, water going up past their torsos and past Checkers's eyes]] <br \> Frank: Look, I just want to check on her! <br \> Troll: Is that what you kids are calling it these days? <br \> Frank: Besides, maybe Meme's internet is still working. <br \> Tex: And why do we have to come too? <br \> <br \> Frank: Because as soon as we do find internet, you need to continue the tag. <br \> Troll: So the four of us have to suffer so you can save your girlfriend? <br \> Tex: Weren't there three of us a minute ago? <br \> <br \> Frank: You're not still carrying that skull around, are you? <br \> Troll: The dead rabbit counts as part of the gang too! <br \> [[A sinister person in a cape is walking slowly behind Tex]] ryanestrada.com » Archive » The Tag: Part 9

[[Frank, Troll, Checkers, and Tex are walking to Meme's house, water going up past their torsos and past Checkers's eyes]]
Frank: Look, I just want to check on her!
Troll: Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
Frank: Besides, maybe Meme's internet is still working.
Tex: And why do we have to come too?

Frank: Because as soon as we do find internet, you need to continue the tag.
Troll: So the four of us have to suffer so you can save your girlfriend?
Tex: Weren't there three of us a minute ago?

Frank: You're not still carrying that skull around, are you?
Troll: The dead rabbit counts as part of the gang too!
[[A sinister person in a cape is walking slowly behind Tex]]]]>