http://tastyhumanmeat.net The latest transcribed Alternate Universe Comix comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:11:24 -0000 60 http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050701 http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050701 Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:17:36 -0000 <a href="http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050701">alt. universe comix (at) tastyhumanmeat.net</a><br> <br> Puffer: We have to reach out to the common people, boys! We'll never win without the support of the beer drinking, tabloid buying, child bearing public! <br \> Guppy: Yessir <br \> <br \> Puffer: You've got to have the common touch, boys. We are in no position right now for arrogance, so wipe your cocky rich-boy smiles off your mugs and get down to the nitty-gritty. Just because we're living in a nuclear holocaust does not mean that we can win this without kissin' babies and hosting pancake breakfasts. alt. universe comix (at) tastyhumanmeat.net

Puffer: We have to reach out to the common people, boys! We'll never win without the support of the beer drinking, tabloid buying, child bearing public!
Guppy: Yessir

Puffer: You've got to have the common touch, boys. We are in no position right now for arrogance, so wipe your cocky rich-boy smiles off your mugs and get down to the nitty-gritty. Just because we're living in a nuclear holocaust does not mean that we can win this without kissin' babies and hosting pancake breakfasts.]]> http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050631 http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050631 Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:17:09 -0000 <a href="http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050631">alt. universe comix (at) tastyhumanmeat.net</a><br> <br> [[Puffer outside campaign center among other fish]] <br \> Well, boys, here we are at the beginning of another election campaign. This city needs someone to put things back in order! Someone to make the trains run on time once again! <br \> <br \> And that someone is ME! Boys! Bring me my top hat! Ralph is on the campaign trail once again! alt. universe comix (at) tastyhumanmeat.net

[[Puffer outside campaign center among other fish]]
Well, boys, here we are at the beginning of another election campaign. This city needs someone to put things back in order! Someone to make the trains run on time once again!

And that someone is ME! Boys! Bring me my top hat! Ralph is on the campaign trail once again!]]> http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050629 http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050629 Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:16:52 -0000 <a href="http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050629">alt. universe comix (at) tastyhumanmeat.net</a><br> <br> Crayfish: Look, comrade! The capitalist tunafish stupidheads have already set up an election centre! <br \> Fish: Yes, comrade; the desire to create class struggle still burns strongly <br \> <br \> [[Image of election center]] alt. universe comix (at) tastyhumanmeat.net

Crayfish: Look, comrade! The capitalist tunafish stupidheads have already set up an election centre!
Fish: Yes, comrade; the desire to create class struggle still burns strongly

[[Image of election center]]]]> http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050628 http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050628 Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:10:45 -0000 <a href="http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050628">alt. universe comix (at) tastyhumanmeat.net</a><br> <br> Crayfish: We have finally achieved a classless society, comrade! The glory of the bomb has eliminated all differences and the ocean has welcomed us into its salty, communist fold! <br \> Fish: Yes <br \> <br \> Crayfish: And now some tunafish wants to ruin it with silly elections! Comrade! Action is in order! alt. universe comix (at) tastyhumanmeat.net

Crayfish: We have finally achieved a classless society, comrade! The glory of the bomb has eliminated all differences and the ocean has welcomed us into its salty, communist fold!
Fish: Yes

Crayfish: And now some tunafish wants to ruin it with silly elections! Comrade! Action is in order!]]> http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050627 http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050627 Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:09:48 -0000 <a href="http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050627">alt. universe comix (at) tastyhumanmeat.net</a><br> <br> [[Jellyfish]] <br \> Yeah, I was mayor of a town once. <br \> Mayor for a long, long time. <br \> <br \> I was moderately popular, so I decided to run for regional office. <br \> After that, I ran for Parliament. <br \> After that, I ran for Prime Minister. <br \> <br \> So I was the leader of a fairly nondescript nation. Small population, little military might, economically sound, minor player on the world stage. <br \> I sat in at meetings for the world's most powerful leaders, but more because I was the leader of a nation located between two superpowers than anything else, really. <br \> <br \> Back to the point: I was mayor of town, once. <br \> So imagine my surprise and amusement when I saw that some locals were trying to organize a municipal election. <br \> HERE. When all candidates are goddamn invertebrates. alt. universe comix (at) tastyhumanmeat.net

[[Jellyfish]]
Yeah, I was mayor of a town once.
Mayor for a long, long time.

I was moderately popular, so I decided to run for regional office.
After that, I ran for Parliament.
After that, I ran for Prime Minister.

So I was the leader of a fairly nondescript nation. Small population, little military might, economically sound, minor player on the world stage.
I sat in at meetings for the world's most powerful leaders, but more because I was the leader of a nation located between two superpowers than anything else, really.

Back to the point: I was mayor of town, once.
So imagine my surprise and amusement when I saw that some locals were trying to organize a municipal election.
HERE. When all candidates are goddamn invertebrates.]]> http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050624 http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050624 Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:09:23 -0000 <a href="http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050624">alt. universe comix (at) tastyhumanmeat.net</a><br> <br> [[Shark]] <br \> Man, I don't know what people are complaining about. <br \> Look at me! I'm a fucking shark! <br \> <br \> Sharky sharky shark! alt. universe comix (at) tastyhumanmeat.net

[[Shark]]
Man, I don't know what people are complaining about.
Look at me! I'm a fucking shark!

Sharky sharky shark!]]> http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050623 http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050623 Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:09:13 -0000 <a href="http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050623">alt. universe comix (at) tastyhumanmeat.net</a><br> <br> [[Lamprey and Angelfish swim]] <br \> <br \> Lamprey: I miss the bar <br \> Angelfish: I miss pepper spray alt. universe comix (at) tastyhumanmeat.net

[[Lamprey and Angelfish swim]]

Lamprey: I miss the bar
Angelfish: I miss pepper spray]]> http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050622 http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050622 Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:09:03 -0000 <a href="http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050622">alt. universe comix (at) tastyhumanmeat.net</a><br> <br> [[Jellyfish]] <br \> So I was taking public transit the other day, as y'know, it's faster than swimming, and the whole goddamn car is just filled. Rush hour, y'know? And I'm floatin' there, rollin' through the subway, and some this goddamn tuna pice of shit beside me starts sneezing his head off! <br \> <br \> Ah-CHAH! <br \> <br \> Ugh..bastard gave me the flu. alt. universe comix (at) tastyhumanmeat.net

[[Jellyfish]]
So I was taking public transit the other day, as y'know, it's faster than swimming, and the whole goddamn car is just filled. Rush hour, y'know? And I'm floatin' there, rollin' through the subway, and some this goddamn tuna pice of shit beside me starts sneezing his head off!

Ah-CHAH!

Ugh..bastard gave me the flu.]]> http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050621 http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050621 Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:08:09 -0000 <a href="http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050621">alt. universe comix (at) tastyhumanmeat.net</a><br> <br> Seahorse: Guess what I saw a few hours ago! <br \> Octopus: I must admit, I'm quite curious <br \> Seahorse: I was snooping around the 4th Street kelp forest and guess who I saw? <br \> Octopus: Oh, I am dying of anticipation <br \> Seahorse: The bloated corpse of old Miss Hackleford, frozen forever in a moment of instant horror, cold bones softly glowing through her lifeless pallid skin! <br \> <br \> Octopus: That bitch taught me English in grade school! <br \> Seahorse: It shows! alt. universe comix (at) tastyhumanmeat.net

Seahorse: Guess what I saw a few hours ago!
Octopus: I must admit, I'm quite curious
Seahorse: I was snooping around the 4th Street kelp forest and guess who I saw?
Octopus: Oh, I am dying of anticipation
Seahorse: The bloated corpse of old Miss Hackleford, frozen forever in a moment of instant horror, cold bones softly glowing through her lifeless pallid skin!

Octopus: That bitch taught me English in grade school!
Seahorse: It shows!]]> http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050620 http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050620 Wed, 14 Jun 2006 09:07:54 -0000 <a href="http://tastyhumanmeat.net/?date=20050620">alt. universe comix (at) tastyhumanmeat.net</a><br> <br> [[Jellyfish in ocean city]] <br \> So, one thing I really miss is my typewriter. My old IBM model D. It was a piece of junk, but I was fond of it, nonetheless. <br \> <br \> Back before all this post-apocalypse nonsense, I helped keep the bureaucracy going by writing reports and papers on the old thing. I found a distinct pleasure in my turning it on, putting my fingers on the keys and just sitting there, eyes closed, hearing and feeling hte soft drone of the electric typewriter. <br \> <br \> Anywho, I was swimming through my old office the other day, and I came across the old thing. Lying on the floor, presumably knocked over by a shockwave or something. After staring at it for a few minutes, I put my tentacles to the keys and tried to type something, anything, just to remind myself of my old life. <br \> <br \> I couldn't even press down a key. alt. universe comix (at) tastyhumanmeat.net

[[Jellyfish in ocean city]]
So, one thing I really miss is my typewriter. My old IBM model D. It was a piece of junk, but I was fond of it, nonetheless.

Back before all this post-apocalypse nonsense, I helped keep the bureaucracy going by writing reports and papers on the old thing. I found a distinct pleasure in my turning it on, putting my fingers on the keys and just sitting there, eyes closed, hearing and feeling hte soft drone of the electric typewriter.

Anywho, I was swimming through my old office the other day, and I came across the old thing. Lying on the floor, presumably knocked over by a shockwave or something. After staring at it for a few minutes, I put my tentacles to the keys and tried to type something, anything, just to remind myself of my old life.

I couldn't even press down a key.]]>