Fit and the Conniptions - latest additions

Cheers Noel

Cheers Noel
";
Wayne: I'd like to thank Noel Gallagher for choosing the buskers of New York not London to showcase the new Oasis album.

[Wayne stares at floor]

[Wayne gives a thumbs-up and cheesy grin]

Wish Me Luck

Wish Me Luck
";
H: Wayne cannot be here again today.

H: He has a big audition for a job pretending to play the piano.

H: He's very busy pretending to prepare for it.

I Don't Know Where The Time Goes

I Don't Know Where The Time Goes
";
H: Wayne cannot be here right now.

H: He is very busy procrastinating.

H: I think that's what he said.

A Bit Of Politics

A Bit Of Politics
";
Wayne: If McCain wins, I swear I'm going to emigrate...

Chicken: But Wayne, you're British. You live in the UK.

Wayne: Mars will be fine. Or the moon. Or Jupiter. I don't fucking know.

Bit Silly

Bit Silly
";
H: Wayne cannot be here right now.

H: He has been recording all day at his mate Brian's place and now has 2.8G of 24 bit files to convert to 16 bit before he can proceed.

H: This may take a little while.

The Real Schema

The Real Schema
";
Wayne: I think I've figured out Rhodri Marsden's evil plan for world music domination.

Wayne: If he can just convince every other musician in the world to give up due to the dreadful futility of it all, he'll be the only one left.

Wayne: It just might work.

[Note across bottom: '(Click comic to read the essay "Please buy my record: the futility of flogging music", without which this cartoon really doesn't make an awful lot of sense.)'; comic links to http://www.musicthinktank.com/blog/please-buy-my-record-the-futility-of-flogging-music.html ]

Eno And Byrne This Is Not

Eno And Byrne This Is Not
";
Wayne: A blogger named 'Skwerl' was arrested this week for posting unreleased mp3s of the new Guns and Roses album on the blog site antiquiet.com.

Chicken: To be fair, it was a fucking stupid thing to do.

Wayne: Not "five FBI agents come to arrest you" stupid though.
Chicken: No. Just stupid.

[Comic links to http://www.antiquiet.com/editorials/2008/08/the-united-states-of-america-cares-a-lot-about-democracy/ ]

Don't Hold Your Breath

Don't Hold Your Breath
";
H: Wayne still cannot be here right now.

H: He is very busy trying to draw a cartoon.

H: Wait...

Take The A Strain

Take The A Strain
";
H: Wayne cannot be here right now.

[H looks left]

H: He has strained his arm and is very busy sulking and panicking alternately.

Damned If I Do, Buggered If I Don't

Damned If I Do, Buggered If I Don't
";
Wayne: I'm thinking it is about time I joined the PRS.

Chicken: Is this the same PRS that forced Kwik-Fit to ban radios at work as it constituted a 'public performance'.

Chicken: The same PRS that forced a Berkshire charity to remove radios from the minivans used to transport elderly and disabled people.

Wayne: But they're doing it on my behalf as a songwriter.

[Comic links to http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/berkshire/7364425.stm]