Obscured by Species - latest additions

Obscured by Species - latest additions http://obscuredbyspecies.com The latest transcribed Obscured by Species comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:09:47 -0000 60 Obscured by Species - Something's Fishy Page 3 http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=3 http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=3 Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:37:43 -0000 <a href="http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=3">Obscured by Species - Something's Fishy Page 3</a> X52: No, wait! This is all a DREAM! It makes perfect sense! That explains why my comic was so funny! ...I could NEVER write one that funny... [[X52 looks at the unexpected penguin (Niel) in his freezer. He still thinks Niel is some sort of mold]] X52: Although, on the other hand, I've never had MOLD in one of my dreams before. [[Niel starts rifling through the freezer, ignoring X52's soliloquy]] X52: Wait. I've NEVER had a dream before. I don't even sleep. Niel: WHAT?! No FISH?! [[X52's still talking to himself]] X52: Except for sleep mode...But I hardly think that counts. I guess a screensaver is the closest think I've had to a dream. Niel: I'm borrowing your wallet, friend! I'll be back with some fish. [[X52 turns to Niel, but finds the room empty]] X52: You're nothing more than a screensaver, you freezer dwelling - Huh? It's gone...I must have moved the mouse or something... <<SLAM!>> X52: Wait ...I don't have a mouse... Obscured by Species - Something's Fishy Page 3

X52: No, wait! This is all a DREAM! It makes perfect sense! That explains why my comic was so funny! ...I could NEVER write one that funny...

[[X52 looks at the unexpected penguin (Niel) in his freezer. He still thinks Niel is some sort of mold]]

X52: Although, on the other hand, I've never had MOLD in one of my dreams before.

[[Niel starts rifling through the freezer, ignoring X52's soliloquy]]
X52: Wait. I've NEVER had a dream before. I don't even sleep.
Niel: WHAT?! No FISH?!

[[X52's still talking to himself]]
X52: Except for sleep mode...But I hardly think that counts. I guess a screensaver is the closest think I've had to a dream.
Niel: I'm borrowing your wallet, friend! I'll be back with some fish.

[[X52 turns to Niel, but finds the room empty]]
X52: You're nothing more than a screensaver, you freezer dwelling - Huh? It's gone...I must have moved the mouse or something...
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X52: Wait ...I don't have a mouse...]]> Obscured by Species - Something's Fishy Page 2 http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=2 http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=2 Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:37:11 -0000 <a href="http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=2">Obscured by Species - Something's Fishy Page 2</a> [[X52 is talking to himself]] X52: Whew! That was too good. Another comic gem by X52. I think I deserve a nice tasty reward! X52: Let's see what's in the freezer... [[X52 opens the freezer to find a penguin, Niel, lying inside it]] X52: AAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!...MOLD!!! [[Niel sits up]] Niel: Woah, man. I'm not mold. I'm a PENGUIN. My name's Niel. What's yours? X52: How the heck did MOLD get into my FREEZER? Niel: I'm not mold, dude. Now what's your name? [[X52, clearly distressed, floats away]] X52: I don't understand! Last time I looked, everything was fine! Nothing's past the expiration date... Niel: "...Idontunderstandlasttimeilookedeverythingwasfinenothingspasttheexpirationdate..." That's one freaking weird name. Obscured by Species - Something's Fishy Page 2

[[X52 is talking to himself]]
X52: Whew! That was too good. Another comic gem by X52. I think I deserve a nice tasty reward!

X52: Let's see what's in the freezer...

[[X52 opens the freezer to find a penguin, Niel, lying inside it]]
X52: AAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!...MOLD!!!

[[Niel sits up]]
Niel: Woah, man. I'm not mold. I'm a PENGUIN. My name's Niel. What's yours?

X52: How the heck did MOLD get into my FREEZER?
Niel: I'm not mold, dude. Now what's your name?

[[X52, clearly distressed, floats away]]
X52: I don't understand! Last time I looked, everything was fine! Nothing's past the expiration date...
Niel: "...Idontunderstandlasttimeilookedeverythingwasfinenothingspasttheexpirationdate..." That's one freaking weird name.]]> Index Page http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:29:19 -0000 <a href="http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php">Index Page</a> The comic on the index page changes every MWF. Please wait until the comic is in the archive to transcribe it. Thanks. Index Page

The comic on the index page changes every MWF. Please wait until the comic is in the archive to transcribe it. Thanks.]]> Obscured by Species - Fourth Miscellaneous Set Strip 5 http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=168 http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=168 Sun, 19 Mar 2006 11:46:34 -0000 <a href="http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=168">Obscured by Species - Fourth Miscellaneous Set Strip 5</a> NIEL: ... YEAH, BUT YOU SAYING A MOVIE IS BAD DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME. ALMOST ALL THE MOVIES YOU TALK ABOUT YOU SAY ARE BAD. OWEN: YEAH, BUT IF YOU TELL ME A MOVIE IS GOING TO BE BAD, THEN I REALLY KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE BAD. NIEL: TRUE. SO I GUESS BESIDES THE EXTREMES, OUR OPINIONS DON'T REALLY MEAN SQUAT TO EACH OTHER. OWEN: THAT'S RIIIIIGHT!!! NIEL: ... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Obscured by Species - Fourth Miscellaneous Set Strip 5

NIEL: ... YEAH, BUT YOU SAYING A MOVIE IS BAD DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO ME. ALMOST ALL THE MOVIES YOU TALK ABOUT YOU SAY ARE BAD.
OWEN: YEAH, BUT IF YOU TELL ME A MOVIE IS GOING TO BE BAD, THEN I REALLY KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE BAD.

NIEL: TRUE. SO I GUESS BESIDES THE EXTREMES, OUR OPINIONS DON'T REALLY MEAN SQUAT TO EACH OTHER.
OWEN: THAT'S RIIIIIGHT!!!

NIEL: ... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?]]> Obscured by Species - Fourth Miscellaneous Set Strip 4 http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=167 http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=167 Sun, 19 Mar 2006 11:46:31 -0000 <a href="http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=167">Obscured by Species - Fourth Miscellaneous Set Strip 4</a> [[Owen playing a Game Boy Advance SP]] GBA SP: Mario and Luigi have defeated the castle! Owen: What?! Luigi had no hand in this! This was all Mario, baby! You hear me?! I work alone! Owen: Freakin' Game Boy Advance version. <<Crash!>> Niel: Did you just smash your new GBA SP against the wall? Owen: What? I- Owen: Dang it! Obscured by Species - Fourth Miscellaneous Set Strip 4

[[Owen playing a Game Boy Advance SP]]
GBA SP: Mario and Luigi have defeated the castle!
Owen: What?! Luigi had no hand in this! This was all Mario, baby! You hear me?! I work alone!

Owen: Freakin' Game Boy Advance version.
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Niel: Did you just smash your new GBA SP against the wall?
Owen: What? I-

Owen: Dang it!]]> Obscured by Species - Fourth Miscellaneous Set Strip 3 http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=166 http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=166 Sun, 19 Mar 2006 11:46:29 -0000 <a href="http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=166">Obscured by Species - Fourth Miscellaneous Set Strip 3</a> Niel: So, I read an article, and apparently scientists say that in only one more year-- Owen: Scientists, huh?! Ooh, scientists! Let's just believe scientists! Owen: If a scientist told you to jump off a cliff, would you? Niel: What?! Why would a scientist tell me to do that? Owen: Would it matter? Niel: No. I'd jump. Obscured by Species - Fourth Miscellaneous Set Strip 3

Niel: So, I read an article, and apparently scientists say that in only one more year--
Owen: Scientists, huh?! Ooh, scientists! Let's just believe scientists!

Owen: If a scientist told you to jump off a cliff, would you?
Niel: What?! Why would a scientist tell me to do that?

Owen: Would it matter?
Niel: No. I'd jump.]]> Obscured by Species - Fourth Miscellaneous Set Strip 2 http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=165 http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=165 Sun, 19 Mar 2006 11:46:27 -0000 <a href="http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=165">Obscured by Species - Fourth Miscellaneous Set Strip 2</a> Owen: Selling huge quantities of foods that go bad quickly seems like the best business model for a company! When the customer's food goes bad, they'll replace it with more bulk quantities which will in turn go bad; etc, etc, on an infinite loop! Owen: I'm going to try it out by selling quantities of cans of soda! Niel: Even if that made sense. Cans of soda? Soda's the most preserved food item on the planet! I don't even think it goes bad unless the can somehow gets ruptured! And you never know when that'll happen! Owen: But when it does happen -- Cha ching! Obscured by Species - Fourth Miscellaneous Set Strip 2

Owen: Selling huge quantities of foods that go bad quickly seems like the best business model for a company! When the customer's food goes bad, they'll replace it with more bulk quantities which will in turn go bad; etc, etc, on an infinite loop!

Owen: I'm going to try it out by selling quantities of cans of soda!
Niel: Even if that made sense. Cans of soda? Soda's the most preserved food item on the planet! I don't even think it goes bad unless the can somehow gets ruptured! And you never know when that'll happen!

Owen: But when it does happen -- Cha ching!]]> Obscured by Species - Fourth Miscellaneous Set Strip 1 http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=164 http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=164 Sun, 19 Mar 2006 11:46:25 -0000 <a href="http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=164">Obscured by Species - Fourth Miscellaneous Set Strip 1</a> [[Niel and Owen sit in front of the television.]] Owen: So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause. Oh, the irony, Padme! Oh, no, Padme! The Empire, Padme! Whatever will we dooo? Give me a break. Niel: What's with this hostility, Owen? You don't think the Empire is a force to be reckoned with? Owen: I just hate the name Padme. Obscured by Species - Fourth Miscellaneous Set Strip 1

[[Niel and Owen sit in front of the television.]]
Owen: So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
Oh, the irony, Padme! Oh, no, Padme! The Empire, Padme! Whatever will we dooo? Give me a break.

Niel: What's with this hostility, Owen? You don't think the Empire is a force to be reckoned with?

Owen: I just hate the name Padme.]]> Obscured by Species - Child's Play Strip 10 http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=163 http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=163 Sun, 19 Mar 2006 11:46:23 -0000 <a href="http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=163">Obscured by Species - Child's Play Strip 10</a> [[Owen and Niel in the kitchen.]] Owen: So now that you've been exposed for writing children's books, are you going to quit? Niel: Nah, I'm just going to use a new pseudonym. Owen: Oh? Niel: Uh ... no .. I mean ... YES, I AM going to QUIT. Right. Owen: Oh, OK. [[Owen walking in, holding a book in the air.]] Owen: Hey, Neil! ... Or should I say, "Lien!?" Niel: Oh, NOOO! My web of lies! Obscured by Species - Child's Play Strip 10

[[Owen and Niel in the kitchen.]]
Owen: So now that youve been exposed for writing childrens books, are you going to quit?
Niel: Nah, Im just going to use a new pseudonym.
Owen: Oh?

Niel: Uh ... no .. I mean ... YES, I AM going to QUIT. Right.
Owen: Oh, OK.

[[Owen walking in, holding a book in the air.]]
Owen: Hey, Neil! ... Or should I say, "Lien!?"
Niel: Oh, NOOO! My web of lies!]]> Obscured by Species - Child's Play Strip 9 http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=162 http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=162 Sun, 19 Mar 2006 11:46:21 -0000 <a href="http://obscuredbyspecies.com/index.php?strip_id=162">Obscured by Species - Child's Play Strip 9</a> [[Niel and Owen in the kitchen.]] Niel: Owen, why did you leak that I wrote those books? Now, thanks to you and a chain of events that led me to being on "So Late It's Early," the whole world knows! Owen: Niel, I'm sure the whole world doesn't watch it! What about underwater? Ha! That'd be a feat! As soon as they plugged in the TV, they'd get electrocuted! Ha! Serves 'em right, stupid aquatic life! Niel: I don't really think you're getting the point. Obscured by Species - Child's Play Strip 9

[[Niel and Owen in the kitchen.]]
Niel: Owen, why did you leak that I wrote those books? Now, thanks to you and a chain of events that led me to being on So Late Its Early, the whole world knows!

Owen: Niel, Im sure the whole world doesnt watch it! What about underwater? Ha! Thatd be a feat! As soon as they plugged in the TV, theyd get electrocuted! Ha! Serves 'em right, stupid aquatic life!

Niel: I dont really think youre getting the point.]]>