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We Don't Know - latest additions http://wedok.net The latest transcribed We Don't Know comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:11:31 -0000 60 15. The Wrath of Tide http://wedok.net/15.htm http://wedok.net/15.htm Fri, 05 May 2006 02:44:14 -0000 <a href="http://wedok.net/15.htm">15. The Wrath of Tide</a> Let me guess, it's a possessed closet yes? You could say that, sure. Despite this dress, I am an angel I think I can handle it. Fat chance, it's pretty rough in there, and you are a bit of a nancy boy. Bite me little man! Just open it up and I shall cleanse this closet of its taint. Remember this, I warned you MC Purple pants. OH GOOD LORD!!!! IT'S SO HORRIBLE! DO YOU EVER DO LAUNDRY!?!? 15. The Wrath of Tide

Let me guess, it's a possessed closet yes?
You could say that, sure.

Despite this dress, I am an angel I think I can handle it.
Fat chance, it's pretty rough in there, and you are a bit of a nancy boy.

Bite me little man! Just open it up and I shall cleanse this closet of its taint.
Remember this, I warned you MC Purple pants.

OH GOOD LORD!!!! IT'S SO HORRIBLE! DO YOU EVER DO LAUNDRY!?!?]]> 14. Insomnia Driven? You Wish http://wedok.net/14.htm http://wedok.net/14.htm Sat, 29 Apr 2006 18:21:41 -0000 <a href="http://wedok.net/14.htm">14. Insomnia Driven? You Wish</a> [singing] I'm leaving on a jet plane, never going back again! Well this is the room Death. You get to stay in Hell. Dibs on heaven. Hey no fair I never get to sleep in heaven. Maybe if you weren't so whiny about it they would let you stay. Ever think about that smart guy? Bah to you! At least I have closet space. Help me move this dresser I need to unpack my stuff. HELL NO!!! First ground rule of the room. Never open the closet. 14. Insomnia Driven? You Wish

[singing] I'm leaving on a jet plane, never going back again!

Well this is the room Death. You get to stay in Hell. Dibs on heaven.
Hey no fair I never get to sleep in heaven.

Maybe if you weren't so whiny about it they would let you stay. Ever think about that smart guy?
Bah to you! At least I have closet space.

Help me move this dresser I need to unpack my stuff.

HELL NO!!! First ground rule of the room. Never open the closet.]]> 13. Money? I Call it Religion http://wedok.net/13.htm http://wedok.net/13.htm Fri, 21 Apr 2006 06:15:11 -0000 <a href="http://wedok.net/13.htm">13. Money? I Call it Religion</a> Since you'll be living with me, I might as well learn a little about you. Ask and you shall receive, unless you want my weight and age. Why have you been sent to help us? I mean what does this accomplish in the grand scheme of things? Everyone needs a little spiritual guidance, even you and your church. You know about my church? Yes we do. You do amazing work for a mortal. Wow, thanks. I thought I was just being blasphemous We've started to ignore blasphemy. And why is that? Because you are already damned MUWHAHAHA! 13. Money? I Call it Religion

Since you'll be living with me, I might as well learn a little about you.
Ask and you shall receive, unless you want my weight and age.

Why have you been sent to help us? I mean what does this accomplish in the grand scheme of things?
Everyone needs a little spiritual guidance, even you and your church.
You know about my church?

Yes we do. You do amazing work for a mortal.
Wow, thanks. I thought I was just being blasphemous

We've started to ignore blasphemy.
And why is that?
Because you are already damned MUWHAHAHA!]]> 12. You're Married to a Madman http://wedok.net/12.htm http://wedok.net/12.htm Sat, 15 Apr 2006 02:06:49 -0000 <a href="http://wedok.net/12.htm">12. You're Married to a Madman</a> Plane plane plane plane! Where is my damn plane!?! We must prepare for his arrival, gather supplies from the Home Despot. Yes, so Death, thanks for the warning we must go ready the catapult. Hey, no! I'm not leaving! 'scuse me? You're not leaving? I'm not welcome most places. I've always relied on the kindness of strangers. NOT IT!!! Congrats I'm staying with you for as long as this takes. STEEEELLLLLAAAA! 12. You're Married to a Madman

Plane plane plane plane! Where is my damn plane!?!

We must prepare for his arrival, gather supplies from the Home Despot.
Yes, so Death, thanks for the warning we must go ready the catapult.
Hey, no! I'm not leaving!

'scuse me? You're not leaving?
I'm not welcome most places. I've always relied on the kindness of strangers.
NOT IT!!!

Congrats I'm staying with you for as long as this takes.
STEEEELLLLLAAAA!]]> 11. Signs of Quality Literature or Harbingers of Death? You Decide. http://wedok.net/11.htm http://wedok.net/11.htm Fri, 14 Apr 2006 00:45:21 -0000 <a href="http://wedok.net/11.htm">11. Signs of Quality Literature or Harbingers of Death? You Decide.</a> As I was telling your friend here you will be visited by a great life changing experience. It will be horrific and scarring in many ways. You said nothing about horrific, scarring things. You just said life altering. We can stand here all day and argue this or I can start filling you in on the serious reprecusions this is going to have on your lives! Fine, fine. Just spill it so we can get on with being bored with life. A ghost from your past will come forth and haunt you through your collegiate experience. This entity will create an uncertain atmosphere within your building, and will plague the fields of battle for years to come. You don't mean... it couldn't be! Good Lord! he speaks of the devil form the North Lands! Boys we have a visitor from Bean Town. 11. Signs of Quality Literature or Harbingers of Death? You Decide.

As I was telling your friend here you will be visited by a great life changing experience. It will be horrific and scarring in many ways.
You said nothing about horrific, scarring things. You just said life altering.

We can stand here all day and argue this or I can start filling you in on the serious reprecusions this is going to have on your lives!
Fine, fine. Just spill it so we can get on with being bored with life.

A ghost from your past will come forth and haunt you through your collegiate experience. This entity will create an uncertain atmosphere within your building, and will plague the fields of battle for years to come.

You don't mean... it couldn't be!
Good Lord! he speaks of the devil form the North Lands! Boys we have a visitor from Bean Town.]]> 10. A 20 for Immortality http://wedok.net/10.htm http://wedok.net/10.htm Fri, 31 Mar 2006 04:16:22 -0000 <a href="http://wedok.net/10.htm">10. A 20 for Immortality</a> Rick meet Death, Death this is Rick Whoa! The Death?! Rocktastic my man! He's an ass, man! He let me die TWICE! Never saw it coming either. That's Uncalled for man, I brought you back didn't I? See he can't be that bad, you are standing here. Well he's dishonest! He refuses to tell me why this is happening. That's because there hasn't been much time with you dying so much. I still say you are a conniving SOB. He's an angel; how can he be conniving? Well before I was hit with the first fridge he told me you would die unless you gave me 20 bucks. Ah, um yes, you will be stoned to death by sorority girls trying to hit the cans in your window. 10. A 20 for Immortality

Rick meet Death, Death this is Rick
Whoa! The Death?! Rocktastic my man!

He's an ass, man! He let me die TWICE! Never saw it coming either.
That's Uncalled for man, I brought you back didn't I?
See he can't be that bad, you are standing here.

Well he's dishonest! He refuses to tell me why this is happening.
That's because there hasn't been much time with you dying so much.
I still say you are a conniving SOB.

He's an angel; how can he be conniving?
Well before I was hit with the first fridge he told me you would die unless you gave me 20 bucks.
Ah, um yes, you will be stoned to death by sorority girls trying to hit the cans in your window.]]> 9. Past Precendence http://wedok.net/9.htm http://wedok.net/9.htm Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:23:13 -0000 <a href="http://wedok.net/9.htm">9. Past Precendence</a> Holy crap on a donkey turd! I've gotta save my computer! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! Don't bother man, the asbestos will keep it all on the 3rd floor. That and you case is so damn big. True, but I don't feel like you had to tackle me. Ah, but I wanted you to meet a friend He started it didn't he? The fire no. But I think he's gonna cause a ton of trouble. 9. Past Precendence

Holy crap on a donkey turd! I've gotta save my computer!

AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Don't bother man, the asbestos will keep it all on the 3rd floor. That and you case is so damn big.
True, but I don't feel like you had to tackle me.
Ah, but I wanted you to meet a friend

He started it didn't he?
The fire no. But I think he's gonna cause a ton of trouble.]]> 8. The 411 and a Half http://wedok.net/8.htm http://wedok.net/8.htm Fri, 17 Mar 2006 02:03:39 -0000 <a href="http://wedok.net/8.htm">8. The 411 and a Half</a> Let me get this straight. My cohorts and I are destined for some great life-altering event and you are somehow involved. Exactly! And to think it only took hitting you with a fridge twice to arrive at this revelation. Right, so can you fill me in on what this "event" is or when I can expect it to happen? Of course not!!! If I told you it's happening would no longer be life altering, you would expect it to occur! Yeah but, what if I don't recognize this event when it happens, it wouldn't be life altering now would it? My point stands, besides, you'll know when it happens Well this just doesn't... wait a minute, high and mighty angel forgot didn't he? WHAT!? I didn't forget it. I just don't, erm, remember the last half of the event 8. The 411 and a Half

Let me get this straight. My cohorts and I are destined for some great life-altering event and you are somehow involved.
Exactly! And to think it only took hitting you with a fridge twice to arrive at this revelation.

Right, so can you fill me in on what this "event" is or when I can expect it to happen?
Of course not!!! If I told you it's happening would no longer be life altering, you would expect it to occur!

Yeah but, what if I don't recognize this event when it happens, it wouldn't be life altering now would it?
My point stands, besides, you'll know when it happens

Well this just doesn't... wait a minute, high and mighty angel forgot didn't he?
WHAT!? I didn't forget it. I just don't, erm, remember the last half of the event]]> 7. Put the Fridge Down http://wedok.net/7.htm http://wedok.net/7.htm Fri, 10 Mar 2006 06:41:02 -0000 <a href="http://wedok.net/7.htm">7. Put the Fridge Down</a> Right, time to raise him again *Meanwhile...* I'd better go check on him, no telling what he's gotten into now *Back at the scene...* *Fridge Splosion #2!* Feeling alright? Y, Yes and how did you... Shut up and step away from the building 7. Put the Fridge Down

Right, time to raise him again

*Meanwhile...*
I'd better go check on him, no telling what he's gotten into now

*Back at the scene...*
*Fridge Splosion #2!*

Feeling alright?
Y, Yes and how did you...
Shut up and step away from the building]]> 6. The Lord Taketh, and Keeps it http://wedok.net/6.htm http://wedok.net/6.htm Fri, 03 Mar 2006 04:02:28 -0000 <a href="http://wedok.net/6.htm">6. The Lord Taketh, and Keeps it</a> I'm going to bring this boy back, things must change in this boy's life! *Fridge Splosion* How do you feel, my boy? Pretty good, how did you? *another fridge falls* Good Lord! I can't get a break! This always happens! God, you've got some 'splainin to do! 6. The Lord Taketh, and Keeps it

I'm going to bring this boy back, things must change in this boy's life!

*Fridge Splosion*

How do you feel, my boy?
Pretty good, how did you?
*another fridge falls*

Good Lord! I can't get a break! This always happens! God, you've got some 'splainin to do!]]>