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Wigu - latest additions http://jjrowland.com/wigu/ The latest transcribed Wigu comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:09:48 -0000 60 Case of Atlantis 22 http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070822.html http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070822.html Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:30:43 -0000 <a href="http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070822.html">Case of Atlantis 22</a> {{Title: Epilogue One...}} Narrator: Butter Dimension 360 Sheriff Pony: Oh dear, oh dear... Sheriff Pony: Oh my. [[Topato lays bed, under the covers]] Sheriff Pony: Topato! Topato! The time has come! Do you know what time it is?! Topato: Obviously you do not, Sheriff Pony! [[Topato sits up]] Topato: I refuse to accept what I suspect you are referring to as a coping mechanism. Sheriff Pony: Your denial is futile. It is happening. [[Topato puts on his cape]] Topato: If that is the case, you and I must spring into action harder than we have ever sprung into action. Sheriff Pony: We must ensure our breakfast is calibrated for maximum balance. Topato: Indeed. [[Topato and Sheriff Pony head towards a door with a sign above it reading: "BUREAU OF INTERDIMENSIONAL AFFAIRS"]] Case of Atlantis 22

{{Title: Epilogue One...}}

Narrator: Butter Dimension 360

Sheriff Pony: Oh dear, oh dear...

Sheriff Pony: Oh my.

[[Topato lays bed, under the covers]]

Sheriff Pony: Topato! Topato! The time has come! Do you know what time it is?!

Topato: Obviously you do not, Sheriff Pony!

[[Topato sits up]]

Topato: I refuse to accept what I suspect you are referring to as a coping mechanism.

Sheriff Pony: Your denial is futile. It is happening.

[[Topato puts on his cape]]

Topato: If that is the case, you and I must spring into action harder than we have ever sprung into action.

Sheriff Pony: We must ensure our breakfast is calibrated for maximum balance.

Topato: Indeed.

[[Topato and Sheriff Pony head towards a door with a sign above it reading: "BUREAU OF INTERDIMENSIONAL AFFAIRS"]]]]> Case of Atlantis 22 http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070820.html http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070820.html Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:30:19 -0000 <a href="http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070820.html">Case of Atlantis 22</a> Andre: We're not safe on this planet. Every step they take, every move we make...they'll be watching us. Paisley: Oh, God... Andre: Brother, you have to let Wigu fly me to Mars. It could be the only hope for the human race... Andre: Sometimes there are things worth dying for...or at least risk exposure to danger, like life. Sometimes life is worth dying for... Quincy: Rig em' up Andre. Let's get to Mars and see about saving this creepy world of ours. Romy: No don't. Please. Quincy. Don't listen to her. Just go. Wigu: Hip hip hooray! Andre: Wigu, I'll need the electrical schematics for your ships. Wigu: The who? Case of Atlantis 22

Andre: We're not safe on this planet. Every step they take, every move we make...they'll be watching us.
Paisley: Oh, God...

Andre: Brother, you have to let Wigu fly me to Mars. It could be the only hope for the human race...

Andre: Sometimes there are things worth dying for...or at least risk exposure to danger, like life. Sometimes life is worth dying for...

Quincy: Rig em' up Andre. Let's get to Mars and see about saving this creepy world of ours.
Romy: No don't. Please.
Quincy. Don't listen to her. Just go.

Wigu: Hip hip hooray!
Andre: Wigu, I'll need the electrical schematics for your ships.
Wigu: The who?]]> Case of Atlantis 21 http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070817.html http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070817.html Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:30:11 -0000 <a href="http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070817.html">Case of Atlantis 21</a> [[The Googel Maverick lands, with smoldering pyramid in the background]] [[Wigu and Andre in front of the GMav, having viewed the crash site]] Andre: The plane that struck the obelisk was Illuminati. All parties involved in the collision are extra crispy. Wigu: It was the grossest thing I ever seen! Andre: It also seems the obelisk was actually a spacecraft which is now minus one flight deck. This fact is moot anyway since it could have only been piloted by a Martian. Quincy: What the heck, man? How many of these Illuminatis we gotta ice? Andre: It seems the Illuminati are so desperate to stop us they're willing to give up their own lives. Romy: But aren't we trying to save the world or something? How come they want to stop us? Andre: The Illuminati has no interest in saving a world they can't control. Like it or not we're in the middle of a white-knuckle thrill-ride in a high-stakes world where we'll have to race against time... or pay the ultimate price. Case of Atlantis 21

[[The Googel Maverick lands, with smoldering pyramid in the background]]

[[Wigu and Andre in front of the GMav, having viewed the crash site]]

Andre: The plane that struck the obelisk was Illuminati. All parties involved in the collision are extra crispy.

Wigu: It was the grossest thing I ever seen!

Andre: It also seems the obelisk was actually a spacecraft which is now minus one flight deck. This fact is moot anyway since it could have only been piloted by a Martian.

Quincy: What the heck, man? How many of these Illuminatis we gotta ice?

Andre: It seems the Illuminati are so desperate to stop us they're willing to give up their own lives.

Romy: But aren't we trying to save the world or something? How come they want to stop us?

Andre: The Illuminati has no interest in saving a world they can't control. Like it or not we're in the middle of a white-knuckle thrill-ride in a high-stakes world where we'll have to race against time... or pay the ultimate price.]]> Case of Atlantis 20 http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070815.html http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070815.html Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:30:03 -0000 <a href="http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070815.html">Case of Atlantis 20</a> [[Romy, Quincy and Andre stand, looking up at the impact site]] Romy: Well there goes that plan. Quincy: Was that a plane or a missile? Andre: You know I was just thinking how that might be a serious design flaw in an invisible, floating fortress with a very tall obelisk. Quincy: Well, now what? We got a map to Xanadu? Andre: I'm going to investigate the crash site. This totally explains the Bermuda Triangle! [[Wigu enters the scene]] Wigu: Man, did you guys see that awesome explosion?! Andre: Wigu, just who I need to talk to! Can you give me a lift to the crash site? Wigu: AWEsome! Andre: Now I can't guarantee what you see won't scar you for life. Wigu: Don't worry Doctor Uncle. I already got scars. I'm just a big ol' husky scar. Case of Atlantis 20

[[Romy, Quincy and Andre stand, looking up at the impact site]]

Romy: Well there goes that plan.

Quincy: Was that a plane or a missile?

Andre: You know I was just thinking how that might be a serious design flaw in an invisible, floating fortress with a very tall obelisk.

Quincy: Well, now what? We got a map to Xanadu?

Andre: I'm going to investigate the crash site. This totally explains the Bermuda Triangle!

[[Wigu enters the scene]]

Wigu: Man, did you guys see that awesome explosion?!

Andre: Wigu, just who I need to talk to! Can you give me a lift to the crash site?

Wigu: AWEsome!

Andre: Now I can't guarantee what you see won't scar you for life.

Wigu: Don't worry Doctor Uncle. I already got scars. I'm just a big ol' husky scar.]]> Case of Atlantis 19 http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070813.html http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070813.html Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:29:59 -0000 <a href="http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070813.html">Case of Atlantis 19</a> [[In the cockpit of the stealth plane]] Eileen: We're coming up on Atlantis. Weapon systems engaged. Co-Pilot: Okay, now you just have to relax your eyes and expect to see it like one of those "magic eye" pictures. Eileen: I can't see those things on account of the eye. Co-Pilot: I'll spot you. [[Inside Art's apartment. Through the window the oncoming stealth plane is visible]] Art: ... Cup of Christ, first wheel, pictures from Nefertiti's 21st birthday... <<NYAAAAAAAAAA>> [[Art looks to see the stealth plane on a collision course with his apartment.]] <<AAAAAAR>> Co-Pilot: Pull up! Pull up! Art: Son of a Sumerian... [[Stealth plane impacts Art's apartment at the top of the pyramid as Quincy looks on]] <<KA-BOOM>> Quincy: Holy crap! Case of Atlantis 19

[[In the cockpit of the stealth plane]]

Eileen: We're coming up on Atlantis. Weapon systems engaged.

Co-Pilot: Okay, now you just have to relax your eyes and expect to see it like one of those "magic eye" pictures.

Eileen: I can't see those things on account of the eye.

Co-Pilot: I'll spot you.

[[Inside Art's apartment. Through the window the oncoming stealth plane is visible]]

Art: ... Cup of Christ, first wheel, pictures from Nefertiti's 21st birthday...

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[[Art looks to see the stealth plane on a collision course with his apartment.]]

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Co-Pilot: Pull up! Pull up!

Art: Son of a Sumerian...

[[Stealth plane impacts Art's apartment at the top of the pyramid as Quincy looks on]]

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Quincy: Holy crap!]]> Case of Atlantis 18 http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070810.html http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070810.html Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:29:53 -0000 <a href="http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070810.html">Case of Atlantis 18</a> [[Art heads up to his apartment on top of the pyramid]] Art: (thought) Oh, those silly Tinkles... I'd forgotten how paranoid they were! Maybe we should have given them a bit more understanding capacity... eh, bygones. Wow, I can barely believe this could be the last day I have to look at that horrible blue sky. What am I going to bring? I'm sure all the essentials will be at the Hall of Records, the Key to which Mr. Tinkle so deftly nabbed... So many memories. Art: (spoken) Toothpaste, underpants... pictures from Jesus' 21st birthday... [[Cut to view of stealth plane over the Atlantic]] Narrator: Right then... Co-Pilot: ... you see, if we let a new species populate Mars, we lose control. And the Illuminati hates not being in control. Eileen: Ohhh. Case of Atlantis 18

[[Art heads up to his apartment on top of the pyramid]]

Art: (thought) Oh, those silly Tinkles... I'd forgotten how paranoid they were! Maybe we should have given them a bit more understanding capacity... eh, bygones. Wow, I can barely believe this could be the last day I have to look at that horrible blue sky. What am I going to bring? I'm sure all the essentials will be at the Hall of Records, the Key to which Mr. Tinkle so deftly nabbed... So many memories.

Art: (spoken) Toothpaste, underpants... pictures from Jesus' 21st birthday...

[[Cut to view of stealth plane over the Atlantic]]

Narrator: Right then...

Co-Pilot: ... you see, if we let a new species populate Mars, we lose control. And the Illuminati hates not being in control.

Eileen: Ohhh.]]> Case of Atlantis 17 http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070808.html http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070808.html Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:29:48 -0000 <a href="http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070808.html">Case of Atlantis 17</a> [[Romy, Quincy, and Andre talking]] Romy: Quincy, you had a map to Atlantis in an heirloom safe, and you got a magic key by defeating the leader of the shadow government. I consider that pretty destiny-ish. Quincy: Yeah, what do you think is up with this crazy key? You think it unlocks somethin'? Ow, pointy. Andre: I haven't been able to figure out the significance of the key. I just assumed it opened the library. It might open something else here. Or it might open something on Mars. Or it might not have anything to do with anything. [[Art looks on from afar through binoculars]] Quincy: I feel funny when I touch it, like I'm drunk but still smart. [[Close-up of Art looking on]] Case of Atlantis 17

[[Romy, Quincy, and Andre talking]]

Romy: Quincy, you had a map to Atlantis in an heirloom safe, and you got a magic key by defeating the leader of the shadow government. I consider that pretty destiny-ish.

Quincy: Yeah, what do you think is up with this crazy key? You think it unlocks somethin'? Ow, pointy.

Andre: I haven't been able to figure out the significance of the key. I just assumed it opened the library. It might open something else here. Or it might open something on Mars. Or it might not have anything to do with anything.

[[Art looks on from afar through binoculars]]

Quincy: I feel funny when I touch it, like I'm drunk but still smart.

[[Close-up of Art looking on]]]]> Case of Atlantis 16 http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070806.html http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070806.html Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:29:41 -0000 <a href="http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070806.html">Case of Atlantis 16</a> [[Romy, Quincy, and Andre talk in front of the library]] Narrator: 150 feet away... Romy: I don't trust that "Art" thing. Mostly because I am pretty sure he's the Devil. Quincy: Devils ain't real, baby. What do you think, Andre? I can't figure out nothin' in my dumb ol' brain. Andre: Well, the events that led us here reek of destiny, and in my experience you do not mess with destiny. On the other hand, Art is a hermaphroditic, flying, half-goat alien whose image is steeped in the occult whose desperate motivation is to escape his lonely, endless existence as a harbinger of doom so he can create a strange, new civilization on our nearest celestial neighbor. Quincy: Do you reckon that sum'bitch aims to pull a fast one on us? Andre: I doubt he's trying to truck us, Quincy. He needs us more than we need him. Also destiny. Quincy: What's all this "destiny" talk? Hell, I ain't even thought about Mars since I seen that "Total Recall" movie with that three-boobed gal. Case of Atlantis 16

[[Romy, Quincy, and Andre talk in front of the library]]

Narrator: 150 feet away...

Romy: I don't trust that "Art" thing. Mostly because I am pretty sure he's the Devil.

Quincy: Devils ain't real, baby. What do you think, Andre? I can't figure out nothin' in my dumb ol' brain.

Andre: Well, the events that led us here reek of destiny, and in my experience you do not mess with destiny. On the other hand, Art is a hermaphroditic, flying, half-goat alien whose image is steeped in the occult whose desperate motivation is to escape his lonely, endless existence as a harbinger of doom so he can create a strange, new civilization on our nearest celestial neighbor.

Quincy: Do you reckon that sum'bitch aims to pull a fast one on us?

Andre: I doubt he's trying to truck us, Quincy. He needs us more than we need him. Also destiny.

Quincy: What's all this "destiny" talk? Hell, I ain't even thought about Mars since I seen that "Total Recall" movie with that three-boobed gal.]]> Case of Atlantis 15 http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070730.html http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070730.html Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:29:36 -0000 <a href="http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070730.html">Case of Atlantis 15</a> Narrator: Later [[Wigu and Paisley sit on some stone blocks]] Paisley: Wigu, are you scared? Wigu: Nay, Paisley. I don't get scared about adventurin'. I feel kinda bad that all this is happenin' 'caused I wished for a spaceship, but that's about it. Paisley: There's no way you could have known this would happen. Wigu: I know. I just wanna know why art gave me clothes that show my titty! I hate that more than anything! [[Pullback reveals Art eavesdropping on the kid's conversation.]] Paisley: It's kinda cool that we might get to see the end of the world, though. I've always wanted to do that. Wigu: We could also save the world maybe! Paisley: I... I hadn't even thought of that! Is a nihilist who saves the world considered a sellout? Wigu: This place is pretty. Is this like, romantic? [[Paisley looks at Wigu, a bit weirded out by the thought]] Wigu: What? I don't even know what that means! Case of Atlantis 15

Narrator: Later

[[Wigu and Paisley sit on some stone blocks]]

Paisley: Wigu, are you scared?

Wigu: Nay, Paisley. I don't get scared about adventurin'. I feel kinda bad that all this is happenin' 'caused I wished for a spaceship, but that's about it.

Paisley: There's no way you could have known this would happen.

Wigu: I know. I just wanna know why art gave me clothes that show my titty! I hate that more than anything!

[[Pullback reveals Art eavesdropping on the kid's conversation.]]

Paisley: It's kinda cool that we might get to see the end of the world, though. I've always wanted to do that.

Wigu: We could also save the world maybe!

Paisley: I... I hadn't even thought of that! Is a nihilist who saves the world considered a sellout?

Wigu: This place is pretty. Is this like, romantic?

[[Paisley looks at Wigu, a bit weirded out by the thought]]

Wigu: What? I don't even know what that means!]]> Case of Atlantis 14 http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070727.html http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070727.html Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:29:32 -0000 <a href="http://jjrowland.com/wigu/20070727.html">Case of Atlantis 14</a> [[Head on view of a stealth looking plane flying low over the Atlantic]] Narrator: 515 miles West... Co-Pilot: ... Atlantis utilizes a psychosomatic cloaking field. You can't see it unless you believe you can see it. [[Inside the plane]] Eileen: So it has to be believed to be seen! Co-Pilot: That's the funniest thing I've ever heard you say, Eileen. Eileen: So all we gotta do is kill the Tinkles and then the badness will be stopped? Co-Pilot: Nobody said "kill," Eileen. We just have to make sure they never go anywhere or talk to anyone ever again. It's the only way we can be 100% sure that Mars stays ours! [[Rear view of the stealth plane, as if it's passed over us]] Eileen: Well what if something happens that accidentally kills them? Co-Pilot: Look, the most important thing to remember is that we get the Key of Unlocking. No matter what happens it can not be destroyed. Eileen: Okey dokey. Case of Atlantis 14

[[Head on view of a stealth looking plane flying low over the Atlantic]]

Narrator: 515 miles West...

Co-Pilot: ... Atlantis utilizes a psychosomatic cloaking field. You can't see it unless you believe you can see it.

[[Inside the plane]]

Eileen: So it has to be believed to be seen!

Co-Pilot: That's the funniest thing I've ever heard you say, Eileen.

Eileen: So all we gotta do is kill the Tinkles and then the badness will be stopped?

Co-Pilot: Nobody said "kill," Eileen. We just have to make sure they never go anywhere or talk to anyone ever again. It's the only way we can be 100% sure that Mars stays ours!

[[Rear view of the stealth plane, as if it's passed over us]]

Eileen: Well what if something happens that accidentally kills them?

Co-Pilot: Look, the most important thing to remember is that we get the Key of Unlocking. No matter what happens it can not be destroyed.

Eileen: Okey dokey.]]>