Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends

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Doorbell wrote:
Ding dong!

Ostrich wrote:
OMG pregin flcon tehres sum1 @ teh door

Peregrine Falcon wrote:
Oh hell yeah. Is everyone listening?!

Poison Dart Frog wrote:
If by "listening" you mean "leaving," then yes.

Front Door wrote:
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

Peregrine Falcon wrote:
Heh heh... Who's there?

The Police wrote:
It's the police. We have a few questions for you. Would you please open the door?

Ostrich wrote:
i cant wate!!!11!!1

Peregrine Falcon wrote:
How about... NO! NO THANK YOU!!

Ostrich wrote:
w00000000000000000000000000t

The Police wrote:
We have a warrant to search the building, we're coming in one way or another. I don't want to kick your door down.

Peregrine Falcon wrote:
Ummm.. hehehe NO! We don't want any!

Ostrich wrote:
LOLOL u r kilig me!!1!

The Police wrote:
You may want to stand clear of any doors and windows.

Poison Dart Frog wrote:
I am so moving out.]]> "Ziggy" http://stromandfriends.com/012.htm http://stromandfriends.com/012.htm Fri, 06 Jan 2006 20:21:55 -0000 <a href="http://stromandfriends.com/012.htm">"Ziggy"</a> Poison Dart Frog wrote: Hey, has anyone seen my-- Snowy Owl wrote: Ziggy is so funny! Peregrine Falcon, you have to read this! Peregrine Falcon wrote: Ha ha ha! Poor Ziggy never gets it right! Poison Dart Frog, check this out! Poison Dart Frog wrote: Not now! I need to find my-- The Spirit of Strom Thurmond wrote: Hey, that's funny! That Ziggy... always brings the ladies!! Poison Dart Frog wrote: Yeah, great... really... but I'm looking for my-- Snowy Owl wrote: OH MAN! Look at the Family Circus! EVEN BETTER!! Poison Dart Frog wrote: *sigh* Forget it... "Ziggy"

Poison Dart Frog wrote:
Hey, has anyone seen my--

Snowy Owl wrote:
Ziggy is so funny! Peregrine Falcon, you have to read this!

Peregrine Falcon wrote:
Ha ha ha! Poor Ziggy never gets it right! Poison Dart Frog, check this out!

Poison Dart Frog wrote:
Not now! I need to find my--

The Spirit of Strom Thurmond wrote:
Hey, that's funny! That Ziggy... always brings the ladies!!

Poison Dart Frog wrote:
Yeah, great... really... but I'm looking for my--

Snowy Owl wrote:
OH MAN! Look at the Family Circus! EVEN BETTER!!

Poison Dart Frog wrote:
*sigh* Forget it...]]> "The Mormons" http://stromandfriends.com/011.htm http://stromandfriends.com/011.htm Fri, 06 Jan 2006 20:20:47 -0000 <a href="http://stromandfriends.com/011.htm">"The Mormons"</a> Doorbell wrote: Ding dong! Peregrine Falcon wrote: Hey Ostrich! Quick! You have got to see this! Ostrich wrote: umm k Doorbell wrote: Ding dong! Peregrine Falcon wrote: Who's there? The Mormon Missionaires wrote: Hello! I'm Elder Young, and this is Elder Webster. We're from the Chruch of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, and we're wondering if you'd like a copy of the book of Mormon. Peregrine Falcon wrote: Hehehe...Umm.. NO! NO THANK YOU!! hehehehe. The Mormon Missionaires wrote: Oh... well, ok. Thank you for your time. Bye. Peregrine Falcon wrote: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Ostrich wrote: OMFG!!!!11 PWNED!!!!11 ROTFLMAO!!!!1 u didnt get n e thing from them!!!!11 w00t!!!!11 Peregrine Falcon wrote: Hahaha! Yeah! I know! isn't that awesome?! Poison Dart Frog wrote: *sigh* "The Mormons"

Doorbell wrote:
Ding dong!

Peregrine Falcon wrote:
Hey Ostrich! Quick! You have got to see this!

Ostrich wrote:
umm k

Doorbell wrote:
Ding dong!

Peregrine Falcon wrote:
Who's there?

The Mormon Missionaires wrote:
Hello! I'm Elder Young, and this is Elder Webster. We're from the Chruch of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, and we're wondering if you'd like a copy of the book of Mormon.

Peregrine Falcon wrote:
Hehehe...Umm.. NO! NO THANK YOU!! hehehehe.

The Mormon Missionaires wrote:
Oh... well, ok. Thank you for your time. Bye.

Peregrine Falcon wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Ostrich wrote:
OMFG!!!!11 PWNED!!!!11 ROTFLMAO!!!!1 u didnt get n e thing from them!!!!11 w00t!!!!11

Peregrine Falcon wrote:
Hahaha! Yeah! I know! isn't that awesome?!

Poison Dart Frog wrote:
*sigh*]]> "The Spirit of Strom Thurmond" http://stromandfriends.com/010.htm http://stromandfriends.com/010.htm Fri, 06 Jan 2006 20:19:02 -0000 <a href="http://stromandfriends.com/010.htm">"The Spirit of Strom Thurmond"</a> The Spirit of Strom Thurmond wrote: Make way for the man! Strom Thurmond is going to be in full effect!! Strom Thurmond wrote: Excellent landing Spirit! That was your best one yet. Poison Dart Frog wrote: Do you have any idea how much fuel a cargo plane that costs 200 million dollars and weighs 270 thousand pounds uses? Do you have any idea what a waste that is?! Especially considering that the only thing you ever do with it is go to the store to pick up milk! The Spirit of Strom Thurmond wrote: Don't be hatin'! With the ladies I bring in, I'm worth it! Strom Thurmond wrote: Damn right! "The Spirit of Strom Thurmond"

The Spirit of Strom Thurmond wrote:
Make way for the man! Strom Thurmond is going to be in full effect!!

Strom Thurmond wrote:
Excellent landing Spirit! That was your best one yet.

Poison Dart Frog wrote:
Do you have any idea how much fuel a cargo plane that costs 200 million dollars and weighs 270 thousand pounds uses? Do you have any idea what a waste that is?! Especially considering that the only thing you ever do with it is go to the store to pick up milk!

The Spirit of Strom Thurmond wrote:
Don't be hatin'! With the ladies I bring in, I'm worth it!

Strom Thurmond wrote:
Damn right!]]> Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends - 09 http://stromandfriends.com/009.htm http://stromandfriends.com/009.htm Sun, 13 Nov 2005 04:10:00 -0000 <a href="http://stromandfriends.com/009.htm">Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends - 09</a> Doorbell wrote: Ding dong! Peregrine Falcon wrote: Who's there? The Jehovah's Witnesses wrote: Hello! Would you like to have a copy of The Watchtower? Peregrine Falcon wrote: Umm... no... no thanks. The Jehovah's Witnesses wrote: Alright. Have a nice day. Bye. Snowy Owl wrote: Hahaha! you sure showed them! "Umm... no!" Hahaha! That was hilarious! Peregrine Falcon wrote: Hah! Yeah! they didn't get to give me anything! burn! Snowy Owl wrote: Hahaha! That was awesome! Poison Dart Frog wrote: What? How on earth is that funny? They offered you something, and then you said no, and then they left! That is NOT funny! How does that even resemble anything funny? Peregrine Falcon wrote: I guess you just had to be there... Poison Dart Frog wrote: I was there! It wasn't funny! Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends - 09

Doorbell wrote:
Ding dong!

Peregrine Falcon wrote:
Who's there?

The Jehovah's Witnesses wrote:
Hello! Would you like to have a copy of The Watchtower?

Peregrine Falcon wrote:
Umm... no... no thanks.

The Jehovah's Witnesses wrote:
Alright. Have a nice day. Bye.

Snowy Owl wrote:
Hahaha! you sure showed them! "Umm... no!" Hahaha! That was hilarious!

Peregrine Falcon wrote:
Hah! Yeah! they didn't get to give me anything! burn!

Snowy Owl wrote:
Hahaha! That was awesome!

Poison Dart Frog wrote:
What? How on earth is that funny? They offered you something, and then you said no, and then they left! That is NOT funny! How does that even resemble anything funny?

Peregrine Falcon wrote:
I guess you just had to be there...

Poison Dart Frog wrote:
I was there! It wasn't funny!]]> Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends - 07 http://stromandfriends.com/007.htm http://stromandfriends.com/007.htm Sun, 13 Nov 2005 04:08:27 -0000 <a href="http://stromandfriends.com/007.htm">Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends - 07</a> African Grey Parrot wrote: I just think that finding children being ignorant is not amusing! Why do so many people find it cute or funny? Peregrine Falcon wrote: Well I think it is, like when a two year old says "shit!" and doesn't know what it means but then keeps saying it over and over and giggling because all the adults are trying to get them to stop saying it? Awesome! African Grey Parrot wrote: That's not what I mean! When I was little, my parents and I were in a rough neighborhood, walking back to our car after purchasing some hot dogs from a local street vendor. There was a woman with a bag, next to the garbage. I threw my half eaten hotdog into her bag; but then my father scolded me! He said I was picking on a homeless woman who was just searching the garbage for bottles that she could take to the depot for money! I thought she was a janitor! Peregrine Falcon wrote: Well, I'm sure she was hungry anyways! Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends - 07

African Grey Parrot wrote:
I just think that finding children being ignorant is not amusing! Why do so many people find it cute or funny?

Peregrine Falcon wrote:
Well I think it is, like when a two year old says "shit!" and doesn't know what it means but then keeps saying it over and over and giggling because all the adults are trying to get them to stop saying it? Awesome!

African Grey Parrot wrote:
That's not what I mean! When I was little, my parents and I were in a rough neighborhood, walking back to our car after purchasing some hot dogs from a local street vendor. There was a woman with a bag, next to the garbage. I threw my half eaten hotdog into her bag; but then my father scolded me! He said I was picking on a homeless woman who was just searching the garbage for bottles that she could take to the depot for money! I thought she was a janitor!

Peregrine Falcon wrote:
Well, I'm sure she was hungry anyways!]]> Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends - 06 http://stromandfriends.com/006.htm http://stromandfriends.com/006.htm Sun, 13 Nov 2005 04:08:25 -0000 <a href="http://stromandfriends.com/006.htm">Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends - 06</a> African Grey Parrot wrote: A lot is said about the innocence of youth. It is admired by many! But I just don't see the reason! Strom Thurmond wrote: Ah yes, like once when I took one of my boys hunting. We saw a great big buck, he was up on a hill high above us. I fired my rifle, but aimed a little high... my bullet missed and went shooting off into the sky. My boy started crying. I asked him, "Why are you crying, Son?" while holding him in my arms. I thought either the gun shot or the giant deer running away must have scared him. Through tears he responded, "Daddy! Daddy! you're shooting into heaven! you might hit God!" That is the innocence of children! Poison Dart Frog wrote: Oh, that's funny, that's not what first came to my mind. I was thinking about how young children of all different races will play with each other, not caring about the other children's skin color. You know... and how it proves no child is born a racist! Strom Thurmond wrote: ... Ostrich wrote: OMG!!!11 PWED!!!1 Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends - 06

African Grey Parrot wrote:
A lot is said about the innocence of youth. It is admired by many! But I just don't see the reason!

Strom Thurmond wrote:
Ah yes, like once when I took one of my boys hunting. We saw a great big buck, he was up on a hill high above us. I fired my rifle, but aimed a little high... my bullet missed and went shooting off into the sky. My boy started crying. I asked him, "Why are you crying, Son?" while holding him in my arms. I thought either the gun shot or the giant deer running away must have scared him. Through tears he responded, "Daddy! Daddy! you're shooting into heaven! you might hit God!" That is the innocence of children!

Poison Dart Frog wrote:
Oh, that's funny, that's not what first came to my mind. I was thinking about how young children of all different races will play with each other, not caring about the other children's skin color. You know... and how it proves no child is born a racist!

Strom Thurmond wrote:
...

Ostrich wrote:
OMG!!!11 PWED!!!1]]> Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends - 05 http://stromandfriends.com/005.htm http://stromandfriends.com/005.htm Sun, 13 Nov 2005 04:08:22 -0000 <a href="http://stromandfriends.com/005.htm">Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends - 05</a> European Robin wrote: An apple a day keeps the doctor away! European Robin wrote: What the hell does that mean anyways? how did that saying get started? That can't be true, it's only an apple! I guess it was started in like, Shakespeare's time or something... because back then they were stupid about medicine. They probably throught that an apple could cure the plague or something. I mean, what makes more any more special than an orange or pear? Poison Dart Frog wrote: I bet it was started by some facist marketing guy. You know, dreamt up by the association of apple growers or something, right along with that publicity stunt Johnny Appleseed! Peregine Falcon wrote: Well, if you chuck an apple at a doctor, he'll stay away! Those things are heavy! Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends - 05

European Robin wrote:
An apple a day keeps the doctor away!

European Robin wrote:
What the hell does that mean anyways? how did that saying get started? That can't be true, it's only an apple! I guess it was started in like, Shakespeare's time or something... because back then they were stupid about medicine. They probably throught that an apple could cure the plague or something. I mean, what makes more any more special than an orange or pear?

Poison Dart Frog wrote:
I bet it was started by some facist marketing guy. You know, dreamt up by the association of apple growers or something, right along with that publicity stunt Johnny Appleseed!

Peregine Falcon wrote:
Well, if you chuck an apple at a doctor, he'll stay away! Those things are heavy!]]> Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends - 04 http://stromandfriends.com/004.htm http://stromandfriends.com/004.htm Sun, 13 Nov 2005 04:08:19 -0000 <a href="http://stromandfriends.com/004.htm">Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends - 04</a> Bald Eagle wrote: Christ, guys, I can hear everything you're saying! I can't believe I invited Peregrine Falcon to my birthday party! Such nerve. Strom Thurmond wrote: Forget it, Baldie. Let's go back to my place for a little "theme five." You'll forget all about it. Bald Eagle wrote: You hear that, guys?! Someone's getting some action! Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends - 04

Bald Eagle wrote:
Christ, guys, I can hear everything you're saying! I can't believe I invited Peregrine Falcon to my birthday party! Such nerve.

Strom Thurmond wrote:
Forget it, Baldie. Let's go back to my place for a little "theme five." You'll forget all about it.

Bald Eagle wrote:
You hear that, guys?! Someone's getting some action!]]> Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends - 08 http://stromandfriends.com/008.htm http://stromandfriends.com/008.htm Mon, 07 Nov 2005 06:55:47 -0000 <a href="http://stromandfriends.com/008.htm">Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends - 08</a> Bald Eagle wrote: Doesn't anyone want to hear about my childhood? Ostrich wrote: hAY! u r LAm3Tr0x LOLOLOL. serusly tho NO ONE CAERS LOLOLO!~L!!111! Bald Eagle wrote: Well screw you all, then! I'm sorry I came back! I should have stayed behind the flag! Peregrine Falcon wrote: Thank God he's gone again. Strom Thurmond wrote: Hold on, what does God have to do with any of this? African Grey Parrot wrote: Nothing, now that your damn kid shot him! Strom Thurmond wrote: Oh no you didn't! It's on now! Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends - 08

Bald Eagle wrote:
Doesn't anyone want to hear about my childhood?

Ostrich wrote:
hAY! u r LAm3Tr0x LOLOLOL. serusly tho NO ONE CAERS LOLOLO!~L!!111!

Bald Eagle wrote:
Well screw you all, then! I'm sorry I came back! I should have stayed behind the flag!

Peregrine Falcon wrote:
Thank God he's gone again.

Strom Thurmond wrote:
Hold on, what does God have to do with any of this?

African Grey Parrot wrote:
Nothing, now that your damn kid shot him!

Strom Thurmond wrote:
Oh no you didn't! It's on now!]]>