http://disassemblance.com The latest transcribed Disassemblance comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:09:49 -0000 60 http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&strip=031017-revenge-is-at-hand.png http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&strip=031017-revenge-is-at-hand.png Mon, 29 May 2006 05:23:23 -0000 <a href="http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&amp;strip=031017-revenge-is-at-hand.png">disassemblance: freaks amongst the freaks... heavy metal rock industrial met</a><br> <br> Tack Hammer: ETHAN <br \> Ethan: What tha!! <br \> <br \> Tack Hammer: I Am the Holy Tack Hammer of Self-Righteousness!! <br \> <br \> Tack Hammer: You shall use me to strike down all those you heedlessly judge as ignorant and deserving of pain. disassemblance: freaks amongst the freaks... heavy metal rock industrial met

Tack Hammer: ETHAN
Ethan: What tha!!

Tack Hammer: I Am the Holy Tack Hammer of Self-Righteousness!!

Tack Hammer: You shall use me to strike down all those you heedlessly judge as ignorant and deserving of pain.]]> http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&strip=031010-standing-for-nothing.png http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&strip=031010-standing-for-nothing.png Mon, 29 May 2006 05:23:20 -0000 <a href="http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&amp;strip=031010-standing-for-nothing.png">disassemblance: freaks amongst the freaks... heavy metal rock industrial met</a><br> <br> [[Trent and Arron face Ethan]] <br \> Ethan: I honestly can't believe I am actually in this corporate temple contributing to the segregation of impressionable youth by reinforcing the concepts of sub-culture affiliation. <br \> <br \> [[silence]] <br \> <br \> Ethan: Alright, now where do they keep the spiked dog collars and black pleather pants? Gotta stock up for Goth Night. disassemblance: freaks amongst the freaks... heavy metal rock industrial met

[[Trent and Arron face Ethan]]
Ethan: I honestly can't believe I am actually in this corporate temple contributing to the segregation of impressionable youth by reinforcing the concepts of sub-culture affiliation.

[[silence]]

Ethan: Alright, now where do they keep the spiked dog collars and black pleather pants? Gotta stock up for Goth Night.]]> http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&strip=031008-minion-wanted-apply-within.png http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&strip=031008-minion-wanted-apply-within.png Mon, 29 May 2006 05:23:18 -0000 <a href="http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&amp;strip=031008-minion-wanted-apply-within.png">disassemblance: freaks amongst the freaks... heavy metal rock industrial met</a><br> <br> Pat: How dare those Leeches try to threaten me?! They will beg for Final Death when I cast my ghoulish minion down upon them!! <br \> <br \> Pat: Ghoulish Minion, go forth and make your master proud!!! <br \> <br \> Jake: Look man, how many times do I have tell you? I am not your ghoulish minion! I am the Assistant Evening Manager. YOUR BOSS! <br \> Pat: I am not pleased. disassemblance: freaks amongst the freaks... heavy metal rock industrial met

Pat: How dare those Leeches try to threaten me?! They will beg for Final Death when I cast my ghoulish minion down upon them!!

Pat: Ghoulish Minion, go forth and make your master proud!!!

Jake: Look man, how many times do I have tell you? I am not your ghoulish minion! I am the Assistant Evening Manager. YOUR BOSS!
Pat: I am not pleased.]]> http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&strip=031006-who-needs-garlic.png http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&strip=031006-who-needs-garlic.png Mon, 29 May 2006 05:23:17 -0000 <a href="http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&amp;strip=031006-who-needs-garlic.png">disassemblance: freaks amongst the freaks... heavy metal rock industrial met</a><br> <br> Trent: Look, if you're not going to leave us alone, then let me as you a question about your music selection. Do you have any Wedding Party or Saviour Machine? <br \> Pat: Who? <br \> <br \> Pat: Uhh... We do have Marilyn Manson's latest album. <br \> Ethan: That's it! If you don't leave us the hell alone, I'm going to stake your vampire nuts to the floor! <br \> <br \> [[Pat is gone]] disassemblance: freaks amongst the freaks... heavy metal rock industrial met

Trent: Look, if you're not going to leave us alone, then let me as you a question about your music selection. Do you have any Wedding Party or Saviour Machine?
Pat: Who?

Pat: Uhh... We do have Marilyn Manson's latest album.
Ethan: That's it! If you don't leave us the hell alone, I'm going to stake your vampire nuts to the floor!

[[Pat is gone]]]]> http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&strip=031003-please-dont-sue-me.png http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&strip=031003-please-dont-sue-me.png Mon, 29 May 2006 05:23:15 -0000 <a href="http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&amp;strip=031003-please-dont-sue-me.png">disassemblance: freaks amongst the freaks... heavy metal rock industrial met</a><br> <br> [[Trent, Ethan, and Arron are clustered together]] <br \> Ethan: Phew! I think we lost that annoying salesperson. <br \> <br \> [[Pat appears]] <br \> Pat: Have you seen our unparalleled selection of fake blood? Our flavor feature this month is strawberry. <br \> Ethan: Where the hell did you come from? <br \> <br \> Pat: I used my Kindred power of Meld With Shadow, to stay hidden from your gaze. <br \> Arron: What are you talking about!? You were hiding behind the t-shirt rack! I saw you!! <br \> Pat: No. disassemblance: freaks amongst the freaks... heavy metal rock industrial met

[[Trent, Ethan, and Arron are clustered together]]
Ethan: Phew! I think we lost that annoying salesperson.

[[Pat appears]]
Pat: Have you seen our unparalleled selection of fake blood? Our flavor feature this month is strawberry.
Ethan: Where the hell did you come from?

Pat: I used my Kindred power of Meld With Shadow, to stay hidden from your gaze.
Arron: What are you talking about!? You were hiding behind the t-shirt rack! I saw you!!
Pat: No.]]> http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&strip=031001-vampire-the-maladjusted.png http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&strip=031001-vampire-the-maladjusted.png Mon, 29 May 2006 05:23:13 -0000 <a href="http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&amp;strip=031001-vampire-the-maladjusted.png">disassemblance: freaks amongst the freaks... heavy metal rock industrial met</a><br> <br> Pat: Greetings fellow dark ones and welcome to Goth Topics. <br \> <br \> Pat: Your one-stop outlet for all things occultish and gothic. I am Pat, your macabre guide through this dark world of... Wait, where'd they go? <br \> <br \> Pat: They are obviously using their powers of Obfuscation to confuse and elude me. Two can play this dark game. disassemblance: freaks amongst the freaks... heavy metal rock industrial met

Pat: Greetings fellow dark ones and welcome to Goth Topics.

Pat: Your one-stop outlet for all things occultish and gothic. I am Pat, your macabre guide through this dark world of... Wait, where'd they go?

Pat: They are obviously using their powers of Obfuscation to confuse and elude me. Two can play this dark game.]]> http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&strip=060125-we-now-return-part-2.png http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&strip=060125-we-now-return-part-2.png Wed, 17 May 2006 03:29:50 -0000 <a href="http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&amp;strip=060125-we-now-return-part-2.png">disassemblance: freaks amongst the freaks... heavy metal rock industrial met</a><br> <br> [[Brian talks to Ethan]] <br \> Brian: I promise, once I get acclimated to my new setup I will return Disassemblance to its original awesomeness. <br \> [[From outside of the panel]] <br \> Pig: And, what about us?! <br \> <br \> [[Pig emerges]] <br \> Pig: This is the SECOND computer crash we've survived!! But where were OUR crappy Paint filler comics? Where is OUR triumphant return?! <br \> <br \> [[Brian and Ethan face Pig, Dog, and Goat]] <br \> Pig: But, what should I expect? You turned your back on us when you created that... kid... Is he supposed to be an albino or something? disassemblance: freaks amongst the freaks... heavy metal rock industrial met

[[Brian talks to Ethan]]
Brian: I promise, once I get acclimated to my new setup I will return Disassemblance to its original awesomeness.
[[From outside of the panel]]
Pig: And, what about us?!

[[Pig emerges]]
Pig: This is the SECOND computer crash we've survived!! But where were OUR crappy Paint filler comics? Where is OUR triumphant return?!

[[Brian and Ethan face Pig, Dog, and Goat]]
Pig: But, what should I expect? You turned your back on us when you created that... kid... Is he supposed to be an albino or something?]]> http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&strip=060123-we-now-return.png http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&strip=060123-we-now-return.png Wed, 17 May 2006 03:29:37 -0000 <a href="http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&amp;strip=060123-we-now-return.png">disassemblance: freaks amongst the freaks... heavy metal rock industrial met</a><br> <br> Ethan: What the hell is going on? Where is everyone? <br \> Brian: My computer went kaput. But fear not, I finally got a new one and the comic should be back to normal soon. <br \> <br \> Ethan: Oh... <br \> <br \> Ethan: Do you think you could hurry it up a bit? I've got wacky adventures to undertake. disassemblance: freaks amongst the freaks... heavy metal rock industrial met

Ethan: What the hell is going on? Where is everyone?
Brian: My computer went kaput. But fear not, I finally got a new one and the comic should be back to normal soon.

Ethan: Oh...

Ethan: Do you think you could hurry it up a bit? I've got wacky adventures to undertake.]]> http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&strip=060116-briancomputer.gif http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&strip=060116-briancomputer.gif Wed, 17 May 2006 03:29:30 -0000 <a href="http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&amp;strip=060116-briancomputer.gif">disassemblance: freaks amongst the freaks... heavy metal rock industrial met</a><br> <br> Salesperson: Can I help you, sir? <br \> Brian: Umm... sure. This computer was $400 less when I was here last night. What happened? <br \> <br \> Salesperson: Oh, yes. The new prices for the week are posted on Sunday morning. <br \> <br \> Salesperson: But let me assure you that this is a spectacular computer for $1100. <br \> <br \> Brian: It was even more spectacular when it was $700. disassemblance: freaks amongst the freaks... heavy metal rock industrial met

Salesperson: Can I help you, sir?
Brian: Umm... sure. This computer was $400 less when I was here last night. What happened?

Salesperson: Oh, yes. The new prices for the week are posted on Sunday morning.

Salesperson: But let me assure you that this is a spectacular computer for $1100.

Brian: It was even more spectacular when it was $700.]]> http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&strip=060428-finishing-frustration.png http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&strip=060428-finishing-frustration.png Mon, 01 May 2006 15:03:41 -0000 <a href="http://disassemblance.com/?section=strip&amp;strip=060428-finishing-frustration.png">Finishing Frustration</a><br> <br> [[Ethan and Purple Frog look at painting]] <br \> Ethan: Wait! I know exactly what this painting needs! <br \> <br \> [[Ethan grabs a knife]] <br \> <br \> <<STAB STAB STAB>> <br \> <br \> Purple Frog: My gawd, psycho boy. Why don't you just set the thing on fire?! <br \> [[Ethan holds up a lighter]] <<click>> Finishing Frustration

[[Ethan and Purple Frog look at painting]]
Ethan: Wait! I know exactly what this painting needs!

[[Ethan grabs a knife]]

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Purple Frog: My gawd, psycho boy. Why don't you just set the thing on fire?!
[[Ethan holds up a lighter]] <>]]>