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Non-Canon - latest additions http://noncanon.com The latest transcribed Non-Canon comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Thu, 04 Mar 2010 20:42:04 -0000 60 NonCanon.Com - The Works of Tom McHenry http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2007-05-31 http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2007-05-31 Thu, 04 Mar 2010 20:15:57 -0000 <a href="http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2007-05-31">NonCanon.Com - The Works of Tom McHenry</a> TURNS OUT MY ROOMMATES HAVEN'T BEEN PAYING ANY BILLS OH NO SINCE WHEN? SINCE FOREVER. ALSO: ONE OF THEM WEARS TOO MUCH PERFUME. ANOTHER IS ALWAYS GETTING ANGRY AND PUNCHING HOLES IN THE DRYWALL. THIS PLACE STINKS LIKE WHORES! THE THIRD I HAD UNPROTECTED SEX WITH AFTER OUR LABOR DAY COOKOUT. WE HAD A BABY EVEN THOUGH I BARELY KNOW HER NonCanon.Com - The Works of Tom McHenry

TURNS OUT MY ROOMMATES HAVEN'T BEEN PAYING ANY BILLS
OH NO
SINCE WHEN?

SINCE FOREVER.
ALSO: ONE OF THEM WEARS TOO MUCH PERFUME.

ANOTHER IS ALWAYS GETTING ANGRY AND PUNCHING HOLES IN THE DRYWALL.
THIS PLACE STINKS LIKE WHORES!

THE THIRD I HAD UNPROTECTED SEX WITH AFTER OUR LABOR DAY COOKOUT.
WE HAD A BABY EVEN THOUGH I BARELY KNOW HER]]> NonCanon.Com - The Works of Tom McHenry http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2007-06-24 http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2007-06-24 Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:40:30 -0000 <a href="http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2007-06-24">NonCanon.Com - The Works of Tom McHenry</a> I can't sleep with that fucking strobing light! Have you seen the champions from unterra yet? Look like people but with dinosaur heads for arms. They're gonna chew right through us without slowing to spit the bones. And that'll be that. I know - the wait is driving me fucking crazy NonCanon.Com - The Works of Tom McHenry

I can't sleep with that fucking strobing light!

Have you seen the champions from unterra yet?
Look like people but with dinosaur heads for arms.

They're gonna chew right through us without slowing to spit the bones.
And that'll be that.

I know - the wait is driving me fucking crazy]]> NonCanon.Com - The Works of Tom McHenry http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2006-07-28 http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2006-07-28 Mon, 12 Jan 2009 22:26:28 -0000 <a href="http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2006-07-28">NonCanon.Com - The Works of Tom McHenry</a> [Two men in suits chat over cocktails, while a woman with a drink looks on skeptically in the background] Man: Loretta and I honed our bickering skills to give our empty lives some meaning. [Flashback to man and woman walking out of a clinic with a wreath on the door] Woman: Just once, I'd like to make it through the holidays without needing an abortion. NonCanon.Com - The Works of Tom McHenry

[Two men in suits chat over cocktails, while a woman with a drink looks on skeptically in the background]
Man: Loretta and I honed our bickering skills to give our empty lives some meaning.

[Flashback to man and woman walking out of a clinic with a wreath on the door]
Woman: Just once, I'd like to make it through the holidays without needing an abortion.]]> NonCanon.Com - The Works of Tom McHenry http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2006-07-21 http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2006-07-21 Wed, 01 Oct 2008 22:03:28 -0000 <a href="http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2006-07-21">NonCanon.Com - The Works of Tom McHenry</a> Suddenly... Flex: Aww, car, were you jealous? 'Scorpio': His kisses tasted like Philly Cheese Steak Flex: Let's go home miraculous flying car. There's nothing left for me here. This has been Flex CrotchPunch The Scorpio Imperative NonCanon.Com - The Works of Tom McHenry

Suddenly...
Flex: Aww, car, were you jealous?
'Scorpio': His kisses tasted like Philly Cheese Steak
Flex: Let's go home miraculous flying car. There's nothing left for me here.
This has been Flex CrotchPunch The Scorpio Imperative]]> Rag and Bone Man http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2007-05-30 http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2007-05-30 Thu, 26 Jun 2008 01:10:49 -0000 <a href="http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2007-05-30">Rag and Bone Man</a> Rag and Bone Man Rag and Bone Man

Rag and Bone Man]]> NonCanon.Com - The Works of Tom McHenry http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2006-04-26 http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2006-04-26 Mon, 05 Mar 2007 15:18:51 -0000 <a href="http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2006-04-26">NonCanon.Com - The Works of Tom McHenry</a> Tom: Someday I'll be able to spend a few days on a helluva comic without need for filler strips. Tom: Maybe Thursday or maybe Friday, I'll be dropping a huge color (hopefully?) comic. Tom: Until then: NonCanon.Com - The Works of Tom McHenry

Tom: Someday I'll be able to spend a few days on a helluva comic without need for filler strips.

Tom: Maybe Thursday or maybe Friday, I'll be dropping a huge color (hopefully?) comic.
Tom: Until then:]]> NonCanon.Com - The Works of Tom McHenry http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2006-04-25 http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2006-04-25 Mon, 05 Mar 2007 15:13:05 -0000 <a href="http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2006-04-25">NonCanon.Com - The Works of Tom McHenry</a> It's too late for "sorry," but thank you. Sorry that you won't ever be free. [[a look of surprise/shock/oh crap]] This has been "Box" by Tom McHenry NonCanon.Com - The Works of Tom McHenry

It's too late for "sorry,"
but thank you.

Sorry that you won't ever be free.

[[a look of surprise/shock/oh crap]]

This has been
"Box"
by
Tom McHenry]]> NonCanon.Com - The Works of Tom McHenry http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2002-02-13 http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2002-02-13 Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:16:55 -0000 <a href="http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2002-02-13">NonCanon.Com - The Works of Tom McHenry</a> Dog; hey cat, do you have a valentine yet? Cat; no but i have a big empty hole where one should be Dog; that sounds terrible Cat; it could be worse Dog; how? Cat; I could not have liquor to help me forget NonCanon.Com - The Works of Tom McHenry

Dog; hey cat, do you have a valentine yet?

Cat; no but i have a big empty hole where one should be
Dog; that sounds terrible

Cat; it could be worse
Dog; how?

Cat; I could not have liquor to help me forget]]> Dog and Cat Try to Understand All of Comedy http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2006-08-04 http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2006-08-04 Tue, 14 Nov 2006 19:00:35 -0000 <a href="http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2006-08-04">Dog and Cat Try to Understand All of Comedy</a> Cat: Comedy is the art of delightful surprise! Dog: Look at my cold sore. <<Splurt>> [[Dog sprays pus onto Cat's face]] Dog: Surprise! It was actually a zit! Cat: Delightful! Cat: So the possible punchlines are non-sequitur, pun, logical fallacy- Dog: Sex, poop, drugs, incest, pee, vomit, failure. Cat: Euphemism, um...catch phrase. Dog: Oh! Oh! Slapstick! Cat: Right! And the awkward silence and the ironic juxtaposition! Dog: And-and- the popular culture reference. Cat: Yup, that's all of them. Dog: Ahh, the total satisfaction where nothing can go wrong. Dog and Cat Try to Understand All of Comedy

Cat: Comedy is the art of delightful surprise!
Dog: Look at my cold sore.

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[[Dog sprays pus onto Cat's face]]
Dog: Surprise! It was actually a zit!
Cat: Delightful!

Cat: So the possible punchlines are non-sequitur, pun, logical fallacy-
Dog: Sex, poop, drugs, incest, pee, vomit, failure.

Cat: Euphemism, um...catch phrase.
Dog: Oh! Oh! Slapstick!

Cat: Right! And the awkward silence and the ironic juxtaposition!
Dog: And-and- the popular culture reference.

Cat: Yup, that's all of them.
Dog: Ahh, the total satisfaction where nothing can go wrong.]]> Pluggers http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2006-07-26 http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2006-07-26 Tue, 14 Nov 2006 18:54:53 -0000 <a href="http://noncanon.com/index.php?date=2006-07-26">Pluggers</a> [[Panel of a Plugger holding a sign that reads "God Hates Fags"]] Caption: A plugger's class rage is often misdirected. [[Panel of a Plugger holding a video tape.]] Plugger: ...just pop this in the "Plugger DVD Player"... Caption: A plugger knows new-fangled technology is an easy joke. Pluggers

[[Panel of a Plugger holding a sign that reads "God Hates Fags"]]
Caption: A plugger's class rage is often misdirected.

[[Panel of a Plugger holding a video tape.]]
Plugger: ...just pop this in the "Plugger DVD Player"...
Caption: A plugger knows new-fangled technology is an easy joke.]]>