http://slantwords.com The latest transcribed SlantWords comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:42:02 -0000 60 http://slantwords.com/03_07_11.html http://slantwords.com/03_07_11.html Mon, 07 Mar 2011 00:25:22 -0000 <a href="http://slantwords.com/03_07_11.html">slantwords.com/03_07_11.html</a><br> <br> I like my books like I like my gin, <br> <br> dirty <br> <br> and out of the bathtub. slantwords.com/03_07_11.html

I like my books like I like my gin,

dirty

and out of the bathtub.]]> http://slantwords.com/06_28_10.html http://slantwords.com/06_28_10.html Tue, 29 Jun 2010 15:10:28 -0000 <a href="http://slantwords.com/06_28_10.html">slantwords.com/06_28_10.html</a><br> <br> The only way to keep us safe <br> <br> was to keep us in, <br> <br> waiting for disaster. slantwords.com/06_28_10.html

The only way to keep us safe

was to keep us in,

waiting for disaster.]]> http://slantwords.com/06_24_10.html http://slantwords.com/06_24_10.html Tue, 29 Jun 2010 15:09:55 -0000 <a href="http://slantwords.com/06_24_10.html">slantwords.com/06_24_10.html</a><br> <br> The next leap did not have to be home <br> <br> as long as it was <br> <br> right into Marilyn Monroe's panties. slantwords.com/06_24_10.html

The next leap did not have to be home

as long as it was

right into Marilyn Monroe's panties.]]> http://slantwords.com/06_21_10.html http://slantwords.com/06_21_10.html Tue, 29 Jun 2010 15:09:15 -0000 <a href="http://slantwords.com/06_21_10.html">slantwords.com/06_21_10.html</a><br> <br> My senior thesis was to secretly place <br> <br> sex toys throughout the museum. <br> <br> I got a C+. slantwords.com/06_21_10.html

My senior thesis was to secretly place

sex toys throughout the museum.

I got a C+.]]> http://slantwords.com/06_17_10.html http://slantwords.com/06_17_10.html Fri, 18 Jun 2010 01:24:45 -0000 <a href="http://slantwords.com/06_17_10.html">slantwords.com/06_17_10.html</a><br> <br> I don't care to find the temperature <br> <br> at which books burn. Although, <br> <br> for Twilight I might make an exception. slantwords.com/06_17_10.html

I don't care to find the temperature

at which books burn. Although,

for Twilight I might make an exception.]]> http://slantwords.com/06_14_10.html http://slantwords.com/06_14_10.html Tue, 15 Jun 2010 03:00:10 -0000 <a href="http://slantwords.com/06_14_10.html">slantwords.com/06_14_10.html</a><br> <br> He made a point of helping everyone <br> <br> move in and out, the only job that <br> <br> paid exclusively in pizza and beer. slantwords.com/06_14_10.html

He made a point of helping everyone

move in and out, the only job that

paid exclusively in pizza and beer.]]> http://slantwords.com/06_10_10.html http://slantwords.com/06_10_10.html Tue, 15 Jun 2010 02:59:38 -0000 <a href="http://slantwords.com/06_10_10.html">slantwords.com/06_10_10.html</a><br> <br> He had dishonored them by taking <br> <br> an unacceptable family portrait, <br> <br> which demanded his instant suicide. slantwords.com/06_10_10.html

He had dishonored them by taking

an unacceptable family portrait,

which demanded his instant suicide.]]> http://slantwords.com/06_07_10.html http://slantwords.com/06_07_10.html Tue, 15 Jun 2010 02:58:55 -0000 <a href="http://slantwords.com/06_07_10.html">slantwords.com/06_07_10.html</a><br> <br> I wanted to be more impressed, but <br> <br> I mean, it's really on a mountain, <br> <br> you know, with a hole in it. slantwords.com/06_07_10.html

I wanted to be more impressed, but

I mean, it's really on a mountain,

you know, with a hole in it.]]> http://slantwords.com/06_03_10.html http://slantwords.com/06_03_10.html Tue, 15 Jun 2010 02:58:33 -0000 <a href="http://slantwords.com/06_03_10.html">slantwords.com/06_03_10.html</a><br> <br> If I had only carefully preserved <br> <br> my childhood in cellophane and acid free paper <br> <br> I would be one rich nerd. slantwords.com/06_03_10.html

If I had only carefully preserved

my childhood in cellophane and acid free paper

I would be one rich nerd.]]> http://slantwords.com/05_31_10.html http://slantwords.com/05_31_10.html Tue, 15 Jun 2010 02:58:05 -0000 <a href="http://slantwords.com/05_31_10.html">slantwords.com/05_31_10.html</a><br> <br> With my evil lair nearly complete <br> <br> I was one step closer to my dream <br> <br> of becoming a Bond villain. slantwords.com/05_31_10.html

With my evil lair nearly complete

I was one step closer to my dream

of becoming a Bond villain.]]>