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Perfect Stars - latest additions http://perfectstars.com The latest transcribed Perfect Stars comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:00:47 -0000 60 #179 - Terribly http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2008-08-12 http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2008-08-12 Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:07:37 -0000 <a href="http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2008-08-12">#179 - Terribly</a> {{title text: terribly?}} girl: do you know how those cows'r treated? romantic: like cattle? curly: like strippers #179 - Terribly

{{title text: terribly?}}

girl: do you know how those cows'r treated?

romantic: like cattle?

curly: like strippers]]> #178 - Snack Hazard http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2008-07-19 http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2008-07-19 Fri, 01 Aug 2008 19:15:26 -0000 <a href="http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2008-07-19">#178 - Snack Hazard</a> perfect stars devours snack hazard for lunch hour <<stab stab>> Dragon Zach Hazard: OH NO IM DEFEatED #178 - Snack Hazard

perfect stars devours snack hazard for lunch hour

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Dragon Zach Hazard: OH NO IM DEFEatED]]> #156 - Geraldine in Mourning http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2007-12-11 http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2007-12-11 Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:14:48 -0000 <a href="http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2007-12-11">#156 - Geraldine in Mourning</a> Mourner: WE NEED TO GO. [[He rests his hand on the casket.]] Mourner: HE'S NOT GONE, GERALDINE HIS LIFE FORCE IS HERE, ALL AROUND US. [[Geraldine begins to cry.]] Mourner: JESUS. Geraldine: ... [[Jesus descends]] Jesus: yeah? Mourner: tell her. Jesus: yeah, no, you know, it's like the second law of thermodynamics tells us Geraldine: you're a prick [[Jesus and the Mourner look sadly at one another.]] [[The three pray before the casket.]] {{Words by Newbs. Pictures by Romantic.}} {{Title: She mourns, sweet tuneful youth, thy hapless fate; tho' all the powers of song thy fancy fired, yet Luxury and Wealth lay by in state, and, thankless, starv'd what they so much admired.}} #156 - Geraldine in Mourning

Mourner: WE NEED TO GO.

[[He rests his hand on the casket.]]
Mourner: HE'S NOT GONE, GERALDINE HIS LIFE FORCE IS HERE, ALL AROUND US.

[[Geraldine begins to cry.]]
Mourner: JESUS.
Geraldine: ...

[[Jesus descends]]
Jesus: yeah?

Mourner: tell her.

Jesus: yeah, no, you know, it's like the second law of thermodynamics tells us

Geraldine: you're a prick

[[Jesus and the Mourner look sadly at one another.]]

[[The three pray before the casket.]]

{{Words by Newbs. Pictures by Romantic.}}

{{Title: She mourns, sweet tuneful youth, thy hapless fate; tho all the powers of song thy fancy fired, yet Luxury and Wealth lay by in state, and, thankless, starvd what they so much admired.}}]]> #156 - Geraldine in Mourning http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2007-12-11 http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2007-12-11 Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:14:48 -0000 <a href="http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2007-12-11">#156 - Geraldine in Mourning</a> Mourner: WE NEED TO GO. [[He rests his hand on the casket.]] Mourner: HE'S NOT GONE, GERALDINE HIS LIFE FORCE IS HERE, ALL AROUND US. [[Geraldine begins to cry.]] Mourner: JESUS. Geraldine: ... [[Jesus descends]] Jesus: yeah? Mourner: tell her. Jesus: yeah, no, you know, it's like the second law of thermodynamics tells us Geraldine: you're a prick [[Jesus and the Mourner look sadly at one another.]] [[The three pray before the casket.]] {{Words by Newbs. Pictures by Romantic.}} {{Title: She mourns, sweet tuneful youth, thy hapless fate; tho' all the powers of song thy fancy fired, yet Luxury and Wealth lay by in state, and, thankless, starv'd what they so much admired.}} #156 - Geraldine in Mourning

Mourner: WE NEED TO GO.

[[He rests his hand on the casket.]]
Mourner: HE'S NOT GONE, GERALDINE HIS LIFE FORCE IS HERE, ALL AROUND US.

[[Geraldine begins to cry.]]
Mourner: JESUS.
Geraldine: ...

[[Jesus descends]]
Jesus: yeah?

Mourner: tell her.

Jesus: yeah, no, you know, it's like the second law of thermodynamics tells us

Geraldine: you're a prick

[[Jesus and the Mourner look sadly at one another.]]

[[The three pray before the casket.]]

{{Words by Newbs. Pictures by Romantic.}}

{{Title: She mourns, sweet tuneful youth, thy hapless fate; tho all the powers of song thy fancy fired, yet Luxury and Wealth lay by in state, and, thankless, starvd what they so much admired.}}]]> #169 - Melt Face http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2008-06-20 http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2008-06-20 Sun, 13 Jul 2008 21:06:52 -0000 <a href="http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2008-06-20">#169 - Melt Face</a> Hey meltface! Why don't you go back to meltopia or where ever you're from, you fucking melty! I hope they can't tell that i'm crying. Hey melty! You cryin' or is your face just melting more? woof wooff WOOF WOOF Melt wolf! You're the only one who gets me Why is there only one melt banana left? By Zach Hazard Vaupen for perfect stars #169 - Melt Face

Hey meltface! Why don't you go back to meltopia or where ever you're from, you fucking melty!

I hope they can't tell that i'm crying.

Hey melty! You cryin' or is your face just melting more?

woof wooff

WOOF WOOF

Melt wolf! You're the only one who gets me

Why is there only one melt banana left?

By Zach Hazard Vaupen
for perfect stars]]> #162 - Nefarious Angels http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2008-03-08 http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2008-03-08 Thu, 10 Jul 2008 18:39:44 -0000 <a href="http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2008-03-08">#162 - Nefarious Angels</a> The angels said I got to tell you that I adore you. But then 1 of them drank my blood. That's very sweet. Oh I ordered us a pizza for breakfast its like 7pm #162 - Nefarious Angels

The angels said I got to tell you that I adore you.

But then 1 of them drank my blood.

That's very sweet.

Oh I ordered us a pizza for breakfast its like 7pm]]> #004 - Sunless Tanning http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-11 http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-11 Thu, 03 Jul 2008 06:15:31 -0000 <a href="http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-11">#004 - Sunless Tanning</a> [[Peach Pie sits alone in the panel. Her face in gaunt, creating purple shadows. Her nostrils look like a skeleton's.]] Peach Pie: Thank god my sunless tanning product wore off! [[A girl gestures to Peach Pie. She has very poufy brown hair and is very skinny-looking in a magenta tube dress.]] Girl: Peach you are looking awfully svelte so I hope you are not taking an ephedra-based diet supplement! [[In this panel Peach Pie tries to smile but must grimace due to the thinness of her face.]] Peach Pie: WELL less chow more wow is what I say! #004 - Sunless Tanning

[[Peach Pie sits alone in the panel. Her face in gaunt, creating purple shadows. Her nostrils look like a skeleton's.]]
Peach Pie: Thank god my sunless tanning product wore off!

[[A girl gestures to Peach Pie. She has very poufy brown hair and is very skinny-looking in a magenta tube dress.]]
Girl: Peach you are looking awfully svelte so I hope you are not taking an ephedra-based diet supplement!

[[In this panel Peach Pie tries to smile but must grimace due to the thinness of her face.]]
Peach Pie: WELL less chow more wow is what I say!]]> #004 - Sunless Tanning http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-11 http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-11 Thu, 03 Jul 2008 06:15:31 -0000 <a href="http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-11">#004 - Sunless Tanning</a> [[Peach Pie sits alone in the panel. Her face in gaunt, creating purple shadows. Her nostrils look like a skeleton's.]] Peach Pie: Thank god my sunless tanning product wore off! [[A girl gestures to Peach Pie. She has very poufy brown hair and is very skinny-looking in a magenta tube dress.]] Girl: Peach you are looking awfully svelte so I hope you are not taking an ephedra-based diet supplement! [[In this panel Peach Pie tries to smile but must grimace due to the thinness of her face.]] Peach Pie: WELL less chow more wow is what I say! #004 - Sunless Tanning

[[Peach Pie sits alone in the panel. Her face in gaunt, creating purple shadows. Her nostrils look like a skeleton's.]]
Peach Pie: Thank god my sunless tanning product wore off!

[[A girl gestures to Peach Pie. She has very poufy brown hair and is very skinny-looking in a magenta tube dress.]]
Girl: Peach you are looking awfully svelte so I hope you are not taking an ephedra-based diet supplement!

[[In this panel Peach Pie tries to smile but must grimace due to the thinness of her face.]]
Peach Pie: WELL less chow more wow is what I say!]]> #003 - The Life of the Mind http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-08 http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-08 Thu, 03 Jul 2008 06:14:54 -0000 <a href="http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-08">#003 - The Life of the Mind</a> [[Peach is hunched over and has a small smile on her face.]] (off panel): Peach, do you ever regret not continuing your education? Peach Pie: Not really! You don't have to go to college to LIVE THE LIFE OF THE MIND! (off panel): Aha, is that true? Peach Pie: [[calmly smokes through a cigarette holder, eyes closed with a smile]] Of course it is! I'm living it right now. [[A thought bubble appears above Peach Pie's head containing a red shirt with a price tag. She stares to the side with heavy-lidded eyes and a lazy grin.]] #003 - The Life of the Mind

[[Peach is hunched over and has a small smile on her face.]]
(off panel): Peach, do you ever regret not continuing your education?
Peach Pie: Not really! You don't have to go to college to LIVE THE LIFE OF THE MIND!

(off panel): Aha, is that true?
Peach Pie: [[calmly smokes through a cigarette holder, eyes closed with a smile]] Of course it is! I'm living it right now.

[[A thought bubble appears above Peach Pie's head containing a red shirt with a price tag. She stares to the side with heavy-lidded eyes and a lazy grin.]]]]> #003 - The Life of the Mind http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-08 http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-08 Thu, 03 Jul 2008 06:14:54 -0000 <a href="http://perfectstars.com/comic.php?date=2005-04-08">#003 - The Life of the Mind</a> [[Peach is hunched over and has a small smile on her face.]] (off panel): Peach, do you ever regret not continuing your education? Peach Pie: Not really! You don't have to go to college to LIVE THE LIFE OF THE MIND! (off panel): Aha, is that true? Peach Pie: [[calmly smokes through a cigarette holder, eyes closed with a smile]] Of course it is! I'm living it right now. [[A thought bubble appears above Peach Pie's head containing a red shirt with a price tag. She stares to the side with heavy-lidded eyes and a lazy grin.]] #003 - The Life of the Mind

[[Peach is hunched over and has a small smile on her face.]]
(off panel): Peach, do you ever regret not continuing your education?
Peach Pie: Not really! You don't have to go to college to LIVE THE LIFE OF THE MIND!

(off panel): Aha, is that true?
Peach Pie: [[calmly smokes through a cigarette holder, eyes closed with a smile]] Of course it is! I'm living it right now.

[[A thought bubble appears above Peach Pie's head containing a red shirt with a price tag. She stares to the side with heavy-lidded eyes and a lazy grin.]]]]>