The Fermento Show - latest additions

The Fermento Show - latest additions http://suizcomix.com/tfs The latest transcribed The Fermento Show comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:00:48 -0000 60 I've Got Issues with People that Threaten Me - #50 http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=51 http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=51 Wed, 13 Sep 2006 23:13:39 -0000 <a href="http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=51">I've Got Issues with People that Threaten Me - #50</a> {{TFS 15 : I've Got Issues with People that Threaten Me}} Karma: In short, stay the heck away from her dollface. And if you mess up this gig for me, threefold is not the only retribution you'll get from me. Catch my drift? Juke: Quite. Karma: See ya around, Junior. Keep your nose clean. [[Juke imagines his disembodied head rasping at a "DON'T STEP ON THE GRASS SIGN]] Sil: Who the hell is Karla? Juke: KarMa. I talked to Karma. Sil: Riiiiight. Did you tell her she owes me a few favours? Juke: She was not exactly in a negotiating mood. I've Got Issues with People that Threaten Me - #50

{{TFS 15 : I've Got Issues with People that Threaten Me}}

Karma: In short, stay the heck away from her dollface. And if you mess up this gig for me, threefold is not the only retribution you'll get from me. Catch my drift?
Juke: Quite.

Karma: See ya around, Junior. Keep your nose clean.

[[Juke imagines his disembodied head rasping at a "DON'T STEP ON THE GRASS SIGN]]

Sil: Who the hell is Karla?
Juke: KarMa. I talked to Karma.
Sil: Riiiiight. Did you tell her she owes me a few favours?
Juke: She was not exactly in a negotiating mood.]]> Svizzero Piesse BFE - #51 http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=52 http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=52 Tue, 13 Jun 2006 17:45:25 -0000 <a href="http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=52">Svizzero Piesse BFE - #51</a> Juke; Thanks for lunch, man Sil; No worries. Sounds like you had an interesting day, though. Juke; "May your times be interesting" Sil; Ah yes. The old Chinese blessing/curse. Juke; I just....dammit...I'd just like to know what was going through Lex's mind... [[Lex and Guru Mountain Lex sit on top of the mountain]] [[Lex holds up the bra like a dangeous object]] Lex; Seriously, Master, any ideas? [[Guru Mountain Lex leans forward and peers at the bra in fascination]] Guru Mountain Lex; My young apprentice, I have NEVER seen anything like this before...are you sure it is not for filtering coffee? Lex; What? Like a latte? Svizzero Piesse BFE - #51

Juke; Thanks for lunch, man
Sil; No worries. Sounds like you had an interesting day, though.

Juke; "May your times be interesting"
Sil; Ah yes. The old Chinese blessing/curse.

Juke; I just....dammit...I'd just like to know what was going through Lex's mind...

[[Lex and Guru Mountain Lex sit on top of the mountain]]
[[Lex holds up the bra like a dangeous object]]
Lex; Seriously, Master, any ideas?
[[Guru Mountain Lex leans forward and peers at the bra in fascination]]
Guru Mountain Lex; My young apprentice, I have NEVER seen anything like this before...are you sure it is not for filtering coffee?
Lex; What? Like a latte?]]> Astral Plane Static http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=50 http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=50 Thu, 18 May 2006 13:04:05 -0000 <a href="http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=50">Astral Plane Static</a> Greetings, Master. I've come for enlightenment. Blessed be you, my child. Tell me, what's...on...your mind...? I feel I might be in the middle of a -shall we say- carefully concocted love triangle. Mmhmm. This Tori fellow, correct? Yes, Master. However I will attempt to stay out of this whole ordeal. And leave your friend, Juke, to deal with the girl all by himself? A consequence I have pondered thoroughly. Are you...meditating with loud music again, my child? ...no? Cause that looks like a beat from "Garbage" Forgive me, Master, for I am Shirley Manson's bitch. Astral Plane Static

Greetings, Master. I've come for enlightenment.

Blessed be you, my child. Tell me, what's...on...your mind...?

I feel I might be in the middle of a -shall we say- carefully concocted love triangle.
Mmhmm. This Tori fellow, correct?

Yes, Master. However I will attempt to stay out of this whole ordeal.
And leave your friend, Juke, to deal with the girl all by himself?

A consequence I have pondered thoroughly.

Are you...meditating with loud music again, my child?
...no?
Cause that looks like a beat from "Garbage"
Forgive me, Master, for I am Shirley Manson's bitch.]]> Film Grain http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=47 http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=47 Thu, 18 May 2006 13:03:44 -0000 <a href="http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=47">Film Grain</a> Dammit, Lex! Why?! What would Captain Jack Sparrow do? You....did what? Sorry mate, turns out her tolerance is 3 bottles and mine's only two. Oh right. Captain Sparrow would never be on the receiving end. Here's looking at you, kid. And I don't think I'm that far down the road just yet. Maybe I should just go all mariachi on his ass. Ratatata you skinny emo! Piece of advice. Leave the internal monologues to the pros, kid. Film Grain

Dammit, Lex! Why?!
What would Captain Jack Sparrow do?

You....did what?
Sorry mate, turns out her tolerance is 3 bottles and mine's only two.
Oh right. Captain Sparrow would never be on the receiving end.
Here's looking at you, kid.
And I don't think I'm that far down the road just yet.
Maybe I should just go all mariachi on his ass.
Ratatata you skinny emo!

Piece of advice.

Leave the internal monologues to the pros, kid.]]> Your friendly divine retribution dealer - #47 http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=48 http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=48 Tue, 16 May 2006 13:53:21 -0000 <a href="http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=48">Your friendly divine retribution dealer - #47</a> [[Karma faces Juke, smoking a cigarette]] Karma; You got a minute, champ? Juke; No Karma; Swell. Let's pretend I didn't ask ya. Karma; Listen, I've been on the tail of that piece of work you've been droolin' over-- [[Juke points suspiciously]] Juke; Hold on...what ARE you? [[Karma takes a lengthy drag of her cigarette]] Karma; Name's Karma. Your friendly divine retribution dealer [[Juke looks perplexed]] [[Karma waves her cigarette and looks away]] Karma; Now listen. This Tori character? She's slippery I tell you. I have some 20 Joe Schmoes who would like to see her pasty pale rear get what's coming to her and-- [[Juke hand strays perilously close to Karma's breasts]] [[Karma is still looking away]] Karma; --I can't seem to be able to catch her WHAT are you doing? [[Karma clocks Juke]] Juke; Eh....are you incorporeal? [[Karma aggressively points her cigarette at Juke]] Karma; You could've asked, Junior. You were tryin' to cop a feel! Juke; Was not! Karma; You don't wanna mess with me, boy! Your friendly divine retribution dealer - #47

[[Karma faces Juke, smoking a cigarette]]
Karma; You got a minute, champ?
Juke; No
Karma; Swell. Let's pretend I didn't ask ya.

Karma; Listen, I've been on the tail of that piece of work you've been droolin' over--
[[Juke points suspiciously]]
Juke; Hold on...what ARE you?

[[Karma takes a lengthy drag of her cigarette]]
Karma; Name's Karma. Your friendly divine retribution dealer
[[Juke looks perplexed]]

[[Karma waves her cigarette and looks away]]
Karma; Now listen. This Tori character? She's slippery I tell you. I have some 20 Joe Schmoes who would like to see her pasty pale rear get what's coming to her and--
[[Juke hand strays perilously close to Karma's breasts]]

[[Karma is still looking away]]
Karma; --I can't seem to be able to catch her WHAT are you doing?
[[Karma clocks Juke]]
Juke; Eh....are you incorporeal?

[[Karma aggressively points her cigarette at Juke]]
Karma; You could've asked, Junior. You were tryin' to cop a feel!
Juke; Was not!
Karma; You don't wanna mess with me, boy!]]> Meet the resident Frenchman, Mathieu - #48 http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=49 http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=49 Tue, 16 May 2006 13:04:28 -0000 <a href="http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=49">Meet the resident Frenchman, Mathieu - #48</a> [[Tori and Mathieu sit eating sushi on their lunchbreak]] Mathieu; So you left ze bra in plain sight, yes? Tori; Yep. Even a sociopath like him won't be able to ignore it. Mathieu; Provided he knows what eet eez Tori; Point taken. Tori; There's still a slim chance he was breastfed though. Mathieu; So what are joo getting out of zis? [[Tori leans back in her seat]] Tori; Fireworks? Evil points? A cozy corner in hell? Mathieu; Hell? Tori; They don't debate politics in heaven. Now gulp down that green thing and let's go back to the office. Mathieu; C'est wasabi, smartass Meet the resident Frenchman, Mathieu - #48

[[Tori and Mathieu sit eating sushi on their lunchbreak]]
Mathieu; So you left ze bra in plain sight, yes?
Tori; Yep. Even a sociopath like him won't be able to ignore it.

Mathieu; Provided he knows what eet eez
Tori; Point taken.
Tori; There's still a slim chance he was breastfed though.

Mathieu; So what are joo getting out of zis?
[[Tori leans back in her seat]]
Tori; Fireworks? Evil points? A cozy corner in hell?
Mathieu; Hell?
Tori; They don't debate politics in heaven. Now gulp down that green thing and let's go back to the office.
Mathieu; C'est wasabi, smartass]]> -fionna- wants to start a video conversation with you - #45 http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=46 http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=46 Wed, 03 May 2006 12:47:58 -0000 <a href="http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=46">-fionna- wants to start a video conversation with you - #45</a> [[Sil and Fionna are still in the matrix]] Fionna; i can't believe you're being so selfish! Sil; Well...we woke up cheery today...WHat the hell? Fionna; HE's your best firend, and you're also supposed to be looking after HER you're just gonna let them hurt each other and not do a thing about it?? Sil; Well, hell, excuse me for thinking they're grown-ups who know what they're doing! [[Sil and Fionna face off]] Fionna; You taught me people never know what they're doing, no matter how old they are! i never figured you for a hypocrite Sil; You know what? Go to hell. I don't need this right noew! <<pop>> [[RocBraSILiano is now offline]] [[Fionna explodes and throttles the air]] Fionna; AAARRRGHHH! [[Sil sits at his desk, head in hands]] Sil; What the hell does she know about my friends anyway?! <<RIIING>> Sil; And now my pants doth vibrate Sil; Hello? Juke; Sil, dude, I need to talk to you. [[Sil pinches the bridge of his nose in despair]] Sil; Juke? Juke; Yeah. Can we do lunch today? Sil; *Sigh* Certainly, man [[Back in the matrix with Sil and Fionna]] Sil; So...apologies might be in order... [[Fiona looks overly smug]] Fionna; atonement can only be reached via webcam through removal of your clothing and perving on my part. Sil; Push your luck not, lady -fionna- wants to start a video conversation with you - #45

[[Sil and Fionna are still in the matrix]]
Fionna; i can't believe you're being so selfish!
Sil; Well...we woke up cheery today...WHat the hell?

Fionna; HE's your best firend, and you're also supposed to be looking after HER you're just gonna let them hurt each other and not do a thing about it??
Sil; Well, hell, excuse me for thinking they're grown-ups who know what they're doing!

[[Sil and Fionna face off]]
Fionna; You taught me people never know what they're doing, no matter how old they are! i never figured you for a hypocrite
Sil; You know what? Go to hell. I don't need this right noew!

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[[RocBraSILiano is now offline]]
[[Fionna explodes and throttles the air]]
Fionna; AAARRRGHHH!

[[Sil sits at his desk, head in hands]]
Sil; What the hell does she know about my friends anyway?!
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Sil; And now my pants doth vibrate

Sil; Hello?
Juke; Sil, dude, I need to talk to you.
[[Sil pinches the bridge of his nose in despair]]
Sil; Juke?
Juke; Yeah. Can we do lunch today?
Sil; *Sigh* Certainly, man

[[Back in the matrix with Sil and Fionna]]
Sil; So...apologies might be in order...
[[Fiona looks overly smug]]
Fionna; atonement can only be reached via webcam through removal of your clothing and perving on my part.
Sil; Push your luck not, lady]]> Beautifully Devastating http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=45 http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=45 Fri, 28 Apr 2006 13:01:47 -0000 <a href="http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=45">Beautifully Devastating</a> RocBraSILiano is now online -fionna- is now online Sil: Hello, love of my life. Fionna: Hey, how's you? Sil: It's all gone to hell actually. Seems Tori did indeed set out to destroy Juke. Fionna: Fabulous! What happened? Sil: Not fabulous. That girl can be downright vicious! I think she's trying to make him jealous with that guy, Lexington. Fionna: Oh no, you've told me how much Juke admires that guy. So what are you gonna tell her? Sil: Tell who now? I'm not butting in! It's not like I can freely dish out advice about love to anyone at this moment you know? Fionna: Oh come now, we have a perfectly functional....thing... Sil: Right, yeah, so anyways, how's your boyfriend? Fionna: Moving in tomorrow, thanks for asking. Why do you keep banging on about this anyway? Sil: It's a knife that cuts both ways. Figure if I can't be with you, I'll make you miserable for being with him. Fionna: How thoughtful. Beautifully Devastating

RocBraSILiano is now online

-fionna- is now online

Sil: Hello, love of my life.
Fionna: Hey, how's you?

Sil: It's all gone to hell actually. Seems Tori did indeed set out to destroy Juke.
Fionna: Fabulous! What happened?

Sil: Not fabulous. That girl can be downright vicious! I think she's trying to make him jealous with that guy, Lexington.
Fionna: Oh no, you've told me how much Juke admires that guy. So what are you gonna tell her?

Sil: Tell who now? I'm not butting in! It's not like I can freely dish out advice about love to anyone at this moment you know?
Fionna: Oh come now, we have a perfectly functional....thing...

Sil: Right, yeah, so anyways, how's your boyfriend?
Fionna: Moving in tomorrow, thanks for asking. Why do you keep banging on about this anyway?
Sil: It's a knife that cuts both ways. Figure if I can't be with you, I'll make you miserable for being with him.
Fionna: How thoughtful.]]> Machinations in motion - #43 http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=44 http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=44 Thu, 13 Apr 2006 14:51:21 -0000 <a href="http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=44">Machinations in motion - #43</a> [[Juke stumbles into the kitchen, bleary-eyed, with the mother of all hangovers]] Juke; Morning Lex Tori; Mmhmm [[Juke swigs a mug of coffee]] Juke; Ah, sweet morning coffee {{Focus 1.00}} [[Juke's vision snaps into focus and he sees Tori in Lex's shirt]] Juke; Tori? My Tori? Lex, you rat bastard! [[Lex gets out of bed, stretching]] <<CRACK>> Lex; Ouch! Bloody fetal position [[Something catches Lex's eye]] Lex; Hello? What's this now? [[Lex picks up Tori's bra]] Lex; What the...? I don't think this would fit me [[Karma lounges in her chair, feet on the desk and picks up the phone]] Karma; Yeah? This is Karma. Who did what now? That feisty dame is at it again? Karma; CURSES! Yeah, I'm on it sweetheart Machinations in motion - #43

[[Juke stumbles into the kitchen, bleary-eyed, with the mother of all hangovers]]
Juke; Morning Lex
Tori; Mmhmm

[[Juke swigs a mug of coffee]]
Juke; Ah, sweet morning coffee

{{Focus 1.00}}
[[Juke's vision snaps into focus and he sees Tori in Lex's shirt]]
Juke; Tori? My Tori? Lex, you rat bastard!

[[Lex gets out of bed, stretching]]
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Lex; Ouch! Bloody fetal position
[[Something catches Lex's eye]]
Lex; Hello? What's this now?

[[Lex picks up Tori's bra]]
Lex; What the...? I don't think this would fit me

[[Karma lounges in her chair, feet on the desk and picks up the phone]]
Karma; Yeah? This is Karma. Who did what now? That feisty dame is at it again?
Karma; CURSES! Yeah, I'm on it sweetheart]]> She's out to break that boy - #42 http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=43 http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=43 Wed, 12 Apr 2006 13:23:03 -0000 <a href="http://suizcomix.com/tfs/index.php?thisandthat=43">She's out to break that boy - #42</a> [[Tori stands outside Lex's door]] Tori; That's right, go away you skinny freak. Nothing to see here [[Tori snaps her hairpin]] <<snap>> [[Tori kneels down and jimmies (picks) the lock. Lockpick.]] <<KCHK KCHK CLICK>> Tori; There we go! [[Tori enters Lex's room and rummages around in her trousers]] <<shriff shriff>> [[Tori pulls out a bra, looking evil]] <<FWIP>> Tori; Let's see how you handle jealousy on a nuclear level...little boy Juke... [[Tori clocks Lex's T-shirt draped over the sofa]] Tori; ? [[Tori grabs the T-shirt]] Tori; This should be a breakfast to remember. Tori; Even if we're not having waffles She's out to break that boy - #42

[[Tori stands outside Lex's door]]
Tori; That's right, go away you skinny freak. Nothing to see here
[[Tori snaps her hairpin]]
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[[Tori kneels down and jimmies (picks) the lock. Lockpick.]]
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Tori; There we go!

[[Tori enters Lex's room and rummages around in her trousers]]
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[[Tori pulls out a bra, looking evil]]
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Tori; Let's see how you handle jealousy on a nuclear level...little boy Juke...

[[Tori clocks Lex's T-shirt draped over the sofa]]
Tori; ?

[[Tori grabs the T-shirt]]
Tori; This should be a breakfast to remember.
Tori; Even if we're not having waffles]]>