Poorly Drawn People - latest additions

Poorly Drawn People - latest additions http://pdp-comic.com The latest transcribed Poorly Drawn People comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:11:37 -0000 60 I Love the Eighties http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=30 http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=30 Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:49:37 -0000 <a href="http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=30">I Love the Eighties</a> Austin: Amanda and I are gonna play some cards. Want to join? Jason: No. Playing Nintendogs. Sit, god damn you! Austin: Amanda... Austin: I don't care if you're a man.. I.. I love you!! [Jason opens a door] Jason: Many things are wrong with what's going on in this room, but most importantly... Jason: Cards are NOT necessary to play "The Crying Game!" I Love the Eighties

Austin: Amanda and I are gonna play some cards. Want to join?
Jason: No. Playing Nintendogs. Sit, god damn you!

Austin: Amanda

Austin: I dont care if youre a man.. I.. I love you!!
[Jason opens a door]

Jason: Many things are wrong with whats going on in this room, but most importantly

Jason: Cards are NOT necessary to play The Crying Game!]]> To Fargintine! http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=31 http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=31 Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:49:13 -0000 <a href="http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=31">To Fargintine!</a> Austin: We're going to Argentina!!!! Jason W..why? Austin: Rosie, Asparagus Man, and I joined the Alphabet Police! You seem Argentine both starts and ends with an 'A'. They're waaaaay over their 'A' quota! Rosie: WE'RE GOING TO 'F' THEM UP GOOD! To Fargintine!

Austin: Were going to Argentina!!!!
Jason W..why?

Austin: Rosie, Asparagus Man, and I joined the Alphabet Police! You seem Argentine both starts and ends with an A. Theyre waaaaay over their A quota!

Rosie: WERE GOING TO F THEM UP GOOD!]]> Twilight Zone http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=32 http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=32 Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:48:30 -0000 <a href="http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=32">Twilight Zone</a> Rosie: Hmm, in-flight reading, eh? Rosie: To serve man..? Rosie: It's just an old cool book... Talky Tina: My name is Talky Tina and I am going to kill you. [Monster on the wing] Rosie: I don't mean to alarm anyone but I have reason to believe we have entered the Twilight Zone. Twilight Zone

Rosie: Hmm, in-flight reading, eh?

Rosie: To serve man..?

Rosie: Its just an old cool book

Talky Tina: My name is Talky Tina and I am going to kill you.

[Monster on the wing]

Rosie: I dont mean to alarm anyone but I have reason to believe we have entered the Twilight Zone.]]> Almost Exposition! http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=34 http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=34 Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:48:11 -0000 <a href="http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=34">Almost Exposition!</a> [In Argentina] Jason: So.. what exactly is the alphabet police? Rosie: An organization devoted to keeping letter usage in check See, Argentina was only issued one 'A' and didn't use their 'F' so they should be Fargintine. We're correcting that. Jason: What sort of perks do the alphabet police get? Asparagus Man: YOU CAN SAIL THE 7 SEAS!!! Jason: Rosie... Rosie: Yeah? Jason: Asparagus Man only speaks in song lyrics, doesn't her? Rosie: Maybe... Asparagus Man: ALL I KNOW IS THAT I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'!!!! Almost Exposition!

[In Argentina]
Jason: So.. what exactly is the alphabet police?
Rosie: An organization devoted to keeping letter usage in check See, Argentina was only issued one A and didnt use their F so they should be Fargintine. Were correcting that.

Jason: What sort of perks do the alphabet police get?
Asparagus Man: YOU CAN SAIL THE 7 SEAS!!!

Jason: Rosie
Rosie: Yeah?

Jason: Asparagus Man only speaks in song lyrics, doesnt her?
Rosie: Maybe
Asparagus Man: ALL I KNOW IS THAT I DONT KNOW NOTHIN!!!!]]> Screw You Guys http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=35 http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=35 Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:47:21 -0000 <a href="http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=35">Screw You Guys</a> Austin: Geek. Geek Nerd. Jason: Geek. Geek. Dork. Austin: Nerd Geek Austin: Nerd? Geek geek. Jason: Dork! Geek nerd. Ausin: Dork nerd geek. [Pause] Rosie: SCREW YOU GUYS WE'RE GOING TO THE MALL. Screw You Guys

Austin: Geek. Geek Nerd.
Jason: Geek. Geek. Dork.
Austin: Nerd Geek

Austin: Nerd? Geek geek.
Jason: Dork! Geek nerd.
Ausin: Dork nerd geek.

[Pause]

Rosie: SCREW YOU GUYS WERE GOING TO THE MALL.]]> The Mall http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=37 http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=37 Fri, 07 Apr 2006 17:04:46 -0000 <a href="http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=37">The Mall</a> Amanda: This mall is a really cool place... Amanda: It's got really cool stores... and I like hanging out with you and all but... Rosie: But...? Amanda: Why did Asparagus Man hafta come? Asparagus Man: HE'S A MANIAC! MANIAC! ON THE FLOOR!!!! The Mall

Amanda: This mall is a really cool place...

Amanda: It's got really cool stores... and I like hanging out with you and all but...
Rosie: But...?

Amanda: Why did Asparagus Man hafta come?
Asparagus Man: HE'S A MANIAC! MANIAC! ON THE FLOOR!!!!]]> Capitalist Day http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=39 http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=39 Fri, 07 Apr 2006 12:47:52 -0000 <a href="http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=39">Capitalist Day</a> Rosie: Oh! While we're here, we can do some capitalist day shopping. Amanda: ? Rosie: yeah, it's a wicked awesome holiday passed down by our forefathers... Rosie: On Capitalist Day eve Uncle Sam's brother Sgt. Clause showers us with the glorious fruits of capitalism. Amanda: So... It's like.. Christmas? Rosie: Yeah, but with less pretending to care about the poor. Capitalist Day

Rosie: Oh! While we're here, we can do some capitalist day shopping.
Amanda: ?

Rosie: yeah, it's a wicked awesome holiday passed down by our forefathers...

Rosie: On Capitalist Day eve Uncle Sam's brother Sgt. Clause showers us with the glorious fruits of capitalism.

Amanda: So... It's like.. Christmas?
Rosie: Yeah, but with less pretending to care about the poor.]]> Not A Cheap Ripoff of Penny Arcade http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=44 http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=44 Fri, 07 Apr 2006 12:44:01 -0000 <a href="http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=44">Not A Cheap Ripoff of Penny Arcade</a> Austin: So Jason, what exactly do we do in this comic strip? Jason: We sit here... and play video games... Jason: And uh.. Jason: Anal Rape? [Jason Stabs Austin in the Eye with a Fork] Not A Cheap Ripoff of Penny Arcade

Austin: So Jason, what exactly do we do in this comic strip?
Jason: We sit here... and play video games...

Jason: And uh..

Jason: Anal Rape?

[Jason Stabs Austin in the Eye with a Fork]]]> The Confrontation http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=26 http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=26 Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:10:11 -0000 <a href="http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=26">The Confrontation</a> Austin: Bartholemoew, me and you neek to talk. Bartholemew: YOU and I need to talk. Austin: See, I always assumed you were part of the pope's powers, but I just wanted to ax you about it. Bartholemew: It's not Futurama, we say "ask," not "ax." Bartholemew: Anyway, I am the physical manifestation of you penis. Austin: ooh. Rosie: HAKI-SAKI! Austin: ... Austin: Sob The Confrontation

Austin: Bartholemoew, me and you neek to talk.
Bartholemew: YOU and I need to talk.

Austin: See, I always assumed you were part of the popes powers, but I just wanted to ax you about it.
Bartholemew: Its not Futurama, we say ask, not ax.

Bartholemew: Anyway, I am the physical manifestation of you penis.
Austin: ooh.

Rosie: HAKI-SAKI!
Austin:

Austin: Sob]]> En Gaurde! http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=25 http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=25 Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:09:40 -0000 <a href="http://pdp-comic.com/xcomic/index.php?cid=25">En Gaurde!</a> Austin: OKAY. I've got the trout! Jason: What in the name of Jane Curtain is a trout battle? Austin: It is an ancient ceremony that is often used to decide use of the televisor. Austin: EN GARDE!! [Trout!] Jason: ... Rosie: Okay, you guys can have your fish fight, but MOVE. I'm trying to watch the TV Guide Channel. En Gaurde!

Austin: OKAY. Ive got the trout!
Jason: What in the name of Jane Curtain is a trout battle?

Austin: It is an ancient ceremony that is often used to decide use of the televisor.

Austin: EN GARDE!!
[Trout!]
Jason:
Rosie: Okay, you guys can have your fish fight, but MOVE. Im trying to watch the TV Guide Channel.]]>