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Irritability - latest additions http://maze.icomix.com The latest transcribed Irritability comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:42:05 -0000 60 580: More Apple Jacks http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/browse.php?index=580 http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/browse.php?index=580 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:19:00 -0000 <a href="http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/browse.php?index=580">580: More Apple Jacks</a> [[Chappy is wearing a t-shirt labeled "Tanks 4 the memories"]] Chappy: Well, this unicorn crap's fun and all, but I haven't had a treasure in, like, a week, so... Tatanya: I don't care what you do. [[Xcilla is holding a book, presumably part of the Unicorn Princess stories.]] Xcilla: Bye. Narrator: Visiting Exoth's lair, Chappy discovers a violent internal struggle... [[Chappy and Ourorya are crouched behind a low wall, being shot at by robots.]] Exoth's voice: Admit it! It doesn't even taste like apples! <<Ta-ta-ta-ta!>> <<Zing!>> Chappy: So...what's going on? Ourorya: I don't know!! The boss suddenly starts yelling about apples, then all this! [[Chappy appears smug.]] Chappy: Oho? So he caught my brain virus, did he? Chappy: I freaked out about Apple Jax before it was cool...in Victorian England! [[Ourorya is eating a bowl of cereal, presumably Apple Jacks.]] Ourorya: Maybe. To spite him, I have to eat all this nasty cereal. Give me a hand. Ourorya: Since it's your fault. 580: More Apple Jacks

[[Chappy is wearing a t-shirt labeled "Tanks 4 the memories"]]
Chappy: Well, this unicorn crap's fun and all, but I haven't had a treasure in, like, a week, so...
Tatanya: I don't care what you do.
[[Xcilla is holding a book, presumably part of the Unicorn Princess stories.]]
Xcilla: Bye.

Narrator: Visiting Exoth's lair, Chappy discovers a violent internal struggle...
[[Chappy and Ourorya are crouched behind a low wall, being shot at by robots.]]
Exoth's voice: Admit it! It doesn't even taste like apples!
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Chappy: So...what's going on?
Ourorya: I don't know!! The boss suddenly starts yelling about apples, then all this!

[[Chappy appears smug.]]
Chappy: Oho? So he caught my brain virus, did he?
Chappy: I freaked out about Apple Jax before it was cool...in Victorian England!
[[Ourorya is eating a bowl of cereal, presumably Apple Jacks.]]
Ourorya: Maybe. To spite him, I have to eat all this nasty cereal. Give me a hand.
Ourorya: Since it's your fault.]]> 743: Rampart Part II http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=743 http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=743 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:17:46 -0000 <a href="http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=743">743: Rampart Part II</a> Victor Banana: Ahem. I have an announcement to make. Banana Manor, while nice, doesn't reflect our noble heritage. So I've saved up and sent off for an expansion. [[Chappy Chappy and Beireia are sitting on crates, eating food from a coffee table]] Chappy Chappy: Is it a bigger table?? Beireia: More chairs? Victor Banana: NO! [[Victor draws the curtain to reveal a standalone rampart section]] Victor Banana: It's another rampart part! And someday, it'll be a real castle! Beireia: Even if he doubles it, it's still useless. Ionil Banana: Yes, but eventually... Victor can be quite patient. [[Victor removes a stone cube from a shipping box]] Victor Banana: YESSSSS! Beireia: Wow, you weren't kidding. Ionil Banana: Oh good. I was afraid he spent a lot. 743: Rampart Part II

Victor Banana: Ahem. I have an announcement to make. Banana Manor, while nice, doesn't reflect our noble heritage. So I've saved up and sent off for an expansion.

[[Chappy Chappy and Beireia are sitting on crates, eating food from a coffee table]]
Chappy Chappy: Is it a bigger table??
Beireia: More chairs?
Victor Banana: NO!

[[Victor draws the curtain to reveal a standalone rampart section]]
Victor Banana: It's another rampart part! And someday, it'll be a real castle!
Beireia: Even if he doubles it, it's still useless.
Ionil Banana: Yes, but eventually... Victor can be quite patient.

[[Victor removes a stone cube from a shipping box]]
Victor Banana: YESSSSS!
Beireia: Wow, you weren't kidding.
Ionil Banana: Oh good. I was afraid he spent a lot.]]> 516: Karma http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=516 http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=516 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:17:14 -0000 <a href="http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=516">516: Karma</a> [[A man sits at his computer.]] Man: Hm. I think I'll change the name of these Wesley Willis MP3's to "Tool-Live" and such. How manly of me. Narration: The results are immediate. [[Partially obscured email message in background reads "from: 2hot4youze@hotmai... subject: action attachments: me.jpg Hello, I am a hot babe looking for a lit... actions. Here is... of me,]] Man: Dude! I'm totally there! [[Pendenne meets the man and smacks him upside the head with some kind of club. Her violence is labeled "Action" with an arrow.]] Narration: There... Man: Shoot! I guess she didn't lie, though. Pendenne: Ha! <<BROK!>> Narration: The moral: This fellow's evil deeds and subsequent misfortune are not related. Beware the cruel and arbitrary hand of fate. 516: Karma

[[A man sits at his computer.]]
Man: Hm. I think I'll change the name of these Wesley Willis MP3's to "Tool-Live" and such. How manly of me.

Narration: The results are immediate.
[[Partially obscured email message in background reads "from: 2hot4youze@hotmai... subject: action attachments: me.jpg Hello, I am a hot babe looking for a lit... actions. Here is... of me,]]
Man: Dude! I'm totally there!

[[Pendenne meets the man and smacks him upside the head with some kind of club. Her violence is labeled "Action" with an arrow.]]
Narration: There...
Man: Shoot! I guess she didn't lie, though.
Pendenne: Ha!
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Narration: The moral: This fellow's evil deeds and subsequent misfortune are not related. Beware the cruel and arbitrary hand of fate.]]> 408: Aliens in the Wheat http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=408 http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=408 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:16:33 -0000 <a href="http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=408">408: Aliens in the Wheat</a> [[Chappy, pointing out window, and Victor]] Chappy: Hey! Victor! An alien spacecraft is landing in the wheat field! Victor: Hm. After all this time, they've come for revenge. Well, I won't go out easily. [[Chappy and Victor, who has two shotguns, and is offering one to Chappy]] Chappy: They want to burn the wheat! I'll have to burn it first! Victor: Don't be stupid. Here, we'll deal with this threat ourselves. [[In the wheat field, Victor holds an X-COM Sectoid, carrying a cigarette lighter and heavy plasma, at shotgun-point; Chappy stands behind him]] Sectoid (telepathy): Hey hey hey! Don't jump to conclusions! I come in peace! Victor: Yeah, right. So what's with the heavy plasma weapon, huh? Chappy: He's got a lighter! I _told_ you we should burn the wheat! 408: Aliens in the Wheat

[[Chappy, pointing out window, and Victor]]
Chappy: Hey! Victor! An alien spacecraft is landing in the wheat field!
Victor: Hm. After all this time, they've come for revenge. Well, I won't go out easily.

[[Chappy and Victor, who has two shotguns, and is offering one to Chappy]]
Chappy: They want to burn the wheat! I'll have to burn it first!
Victor: Don't be stupid. Here, we'll deal with this threat ourselves.

[[In the wheat field, Victor holds an X-COM Sectoid, carrying a cigarette lighter and heavy plasma, at shotgun-point; Chappy stands behind him]]
Sectoid (telepathy): Hey hey hey! Don't jump to conclusions! I come in peace!
Victor: Yeah, right. So what's with the heavy plasma weapon, huh?
Chappy: He's got a lighter! I _told_ you we should burn the wheat!]]> 340: Popularity poll2 http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=340 http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=340 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:16:07 -0000 <a href="http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=340">340: Popularity poll2</a> Ourorya: Boss. There's an upcoming presidential election. Are we gonna do anything about it? Exoth: No. I don't care about something so trivial. Ourorya: Are you saying, the only important election is the one fore Irritability character popularity? Exoth: Of course. People can send Mike e-mail to vote for their favorite character. Exoth: It's so easy! Ourorya: Hey, everyone. It's okay to vote for characters that were just introduced. Exoth: Don't get attached to him. He's too hard to draw. Ourorya: I'm talking about me. Exoth: Vote for me instead. 340: Popularity poll2

Ourorya: Boss. There's an upcoming presidential election. Are we gonna do anything about it?
Exoth: No. I don't care about something so trivial.

Ourorya: Are you saying, the only important election is the one fore Irritability character popularity?

Exoth: Of course. People can send Mike e-mail to vote for their favorite character.
Exoth: It's so easy!

Ourorya: Hey, everyone. It's okay to vote for characters that were just introduced.
Exoth: Don't get attached to him. He's too hard to draw.
Ourorya: I'm talking about me.
Exoth: Vote for me instead.]]> 339: The "Brain Virus" http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=339 http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=339 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:15:59 -0000 <a href="http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=339">339: The "Brain Virus"</a> Beireia: I'm afraid I'm going to have to beat you up again. Chappy: Sigh. Two cows and a zebra really will jump thru the atmosphere. Bereia: It's my job after all. <<crac>> Narrator: But Beireia's promised assault never happened. Chappy's absurd comment, and all his previous absurd comments, were actually pieces of the first ever "Brain Virus", a thought pattern that traps the victims mind in an endless loop. Narrator: The virus springs into action as the final words make it whole, and Beireia is rendered helpless. To have devised such a technique, is Chappy actually clever? Is his idiocy just a facade? Did I spell that right? Narrator: ... It seems that Chappy forgot to devise protection against his own technique, and is just as helpless as his opponent. He is an idiot, after all. 339: The "Brain Virus"

Beireia: I'm afraid I'm going to have to beat you up again.
Chappy: Sigh. Two cows and a zebra really will jump thru the atmosphere.
Bereia: It's my job after all.
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Narrator: But Beireia's promised assault never happened. Chappy's absurd comment, and all his previous absurd comments, were actually pieces of the first ever "Brain Virus", a thought pattern that traps the victims mind in an endless loop.

Narrator: The virus springs into action as the final words make it whole, and Beireia is rendered helpless. To have devised such a technique, is Chappy actually clever? Is his idiocy just a facade? Did I spell that right?

Narrator: ... It seems that Chappy forgot to devise protection against his own technique, and is just as helpless as his opponent. He is an idiot, after all.]]> 262: Taste Sensation! http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=262 http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=262 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:15:44 -0000 <a href="http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=262">262: Taste Sensation!</a> [[Chappy Chappy is sitting down at a table with a plate of food in front of him.]] Chappy Chappy: Man, chocolate syrup just makes everything better! [[Chappy Chappy pours chocolate syrup and tabasco onto his plate]] Chappy Chappy: But can it compete with the flavor-enhancing power of Tabasco? "We should not compete! Let us join forces!" "Hmm... You are right." Victor Banana: No! You fool! [[Victor Banana kicks the table over.]] <<WHAM!>> Chappy Chappy: Hey! [[Chappy Chappy and Victor Banana are crouching behind the table. There is an explosion on the other side of the table.]] <<BOOM!>> Chappy Chappy: Wow... Chocolate with Tabasco is so awful it explodes! But now I know, and knowing is half the... Victor Banana: Oh, shut up. This is the third time. 262: Taste Sensation!

[[Chappy Chappy is sitting down at a table with a plate of food in front of him.]]
Chappy Chappy: Man, chocolate syrup just makes everything better!

[[Chappy Chappy pours chocolate syrup and tabasco onto his plate]]
Chappy Chappy: But can it compete with the flavor-enhancing power of Tabasco? "We should not compete! Let us join forces!" "Hmm... You are right."
Victor Banana: No! You fool!

[[Victor Banana kicks the table over.]]
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Chappy Chappy: Hey!

[[Chappy Chappy and Victor Banana are crouching behind the table. There is an explosion on the other side of the table.]]
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Chappy Chappy: Wow... Chocolate with Tabasco is so awful it explodes! But now I know, and knowing is half the...
Victor Banana: Oh, shut up. This is the third time.]]> 02: Toss Boy vs. TAAS Boy http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=2 http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=2 Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:15:22 -0000 <a href="http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=2">02: Toss Boy vs. TAAS Boy</a> [[Chappy Chappy wants to be a bold and dashing engineer, just like Alec.]] [[Chappy throws a ball]] [[Unfortunately, he lacks the skill for throwing things of his friend, dear departed Toss Boy... Poor, poor Toss Boy.]] [[The ball circles back and bonks Chappy on the head]] [[Not to be confused with TAAS Boy.]] [[Taas boy is taking, presumably, the Texas Assessment of Academic Skills]] Taas Boy: Yeah! Yeah! [[Poor, poor, Taas Boy.]] Ball: TAAS TAAS it up! Chappy: I don't remember him! You just made him up! [[Guess which hallucinogen Mike is on! A. Caffine, B. Ibuprofin, C. Telephone, D. Those aren't hallucinogens, you weirdo.]] 02: Toss Boy vs. TAAS Boy

[[Chappy Chappy wants to be a bold and dashing engineer, just like Alec.]]
[[Chappy throws a ball]]

[[Unfortunately, he lacks the skill for throwing things of his friend, dear departed Toss Boy... Poor, poor Toss Boy.]]
[[The ball circles back and bonks Chappy on the head]]

[[Not to be confused with TAAS Boy.]]
[[Taas boy is taking, presumably, the Texas Assessment of Academic Skills]]
Taas Boy: Yeah! Yeah!
[[Poor, poor, Taas Boy.]]
Ball: TAAS TAAS it up!
Chappy: I don't remember him! You just made him up!
[[Guess which hallucinogen Mike is on! A. Caffine, B. Ibuprofin, C. Telephone, D. Those aren't hallucinogens, you weirdo.]]]]> 543: Amnesia Pt. V http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=543 http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=543 Wed, 01 Oct 2008 19:20:27 -0000 <a href="http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/b.php?i=543">543: Amnesia Pt. V</a> [[Exoth and Robot]] Narration: The item needed to cure Chappy's amnesia is missing! Exoth: ... that hot enymologist? I spied 'er the other day, and gnat-urally, I asked her out, but she... Robot: Okay, okay! I give!! Enough with the puns! [[Robot's Mom reclining on couch, watching TV, changing channels with GNARK stick]] Robot (offpanel): ... my mom took it, so she wouldn't have to get up to change the channel. <<VRRRRR-RRrrrr -ksh- your Olympic hero...>> <<GNARK!>> [[Exoth and Robot's Mom]] Narration: ... and so... Exoth: I don't CARE if you need it to extend your reach! It's mine! Don't be so lazy! Robot's Mom: Where do you get off lecturing me, mister? I'll be as lazy as I want! [[Exoth and Robot's Mom]] Exoth: Oh? Then you can move your trailer out of my garage. But as long as you live under my roof, you'll live by my rules! Robot's Mom: Uh! [[Exoth, holding up GNIOPAD stick, and Robot's Mom]] Exoth: ... And that means slightly less laziness. Use this one. It's shorter, so you'll have to lean forward a bit. Robot's Mom: Aw, forget it. I'll just use my toes. [[Pendenne, in bathrobe with cup of coffee, and Robot]] Narration: On an almost related note... Pendenne: Primitive, lazy present-lings! Robot: Like you can talk. Robot: (Lazy.) Pendenne: (I can. I'M not primitive.) 543: Amnesia Pt. V

[[Exoth and Robot]]
Narration: The item needed to cure Chappy's amnesia is missing!
Exoth: ... that hot enymologist? I spied 'er the other day, and gnat-urally, I asked her out, but she...
Robot: Okay, okay! I give!! Enough with the puns!

[[Robot's Mom reclining on couch, watching TV, changing channels with GNARK stick]]
Robot (offpanel): ... my mom took it, so she wouldn't have to get up to change the channel.
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[[Exoth and Robot's Mom]]
Narration: ... and so...
Exoth: I don't CARE if you need it to extend your reach! It's mine! Don't be so lazy!
Robot's Mom: Where do you get off lecturing me, mister? I'll be as lazy as I want!

[[Exoth and Robot's Mom]]
Exoth: Oh? Then you can move your trailer out of my garage. But as long as you live under my roof, you'll live by my rules!
Robot's Mom: Uh!

[[Exoth, holding up GNIOPAD stick, and Robot's Mom]]
Exoth: ... And that means slightly less laziness. Use this one. It's shorter, so you'll have to lean forward a bit.
Robot's Mom: Aw, forget it. I'll just use my toes.

[[Pendenne, in bathrobe with cup of coffee, and Robot]]
Narration: On an almost related note...
Pendenne: Primitive, lazy present-lings!
Robot: Like you can talk.
Robot: (Lazy.)
Pendenne: (I can. I'M not primitive.)]]> 202: Investigative reporting, pt.3 http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/browse.php?index=202 http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/browse.php?index=202 Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:08:29 -0000 <a href="http://maze.icomix.com/comicpage/browse.php?index=202">202: Investigative reporting, pt.3</a> [[shoko togakushi points to a video cassette she holds]] shoko togakushi: hey everyone! i've got a shocking story! exoth and chappy chappy aren't superheroes at all! they're really awful villains! everyone: well, duh! [[exoth and chappy chappy hi 5]] exoth: we're notorious villains! chappy chappy: hell yeah! shoko togakushi: what made me think they were superheroes? 202: Investigative reporting, pt.3

[[shoko togakushi points to a video cassette she holds]]
shoko togakushi: hey everyone! i've got a shocking story! exoth and chappy chappy aren't superheroes at all! they're really awful villains!

everyone: well, duh!

[[exoth and chappy chappy hi 5]]
exoth: we're notorious villains!
chappy chappy: hell yeah!
shoko togakushi: what made me think they were superheroes?]]>