http://www.bigtimeslackers.com The latest transcribed Big Time Slackers comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:00:49 -0000 60 http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=29 http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=29 Mon, 17 Apr 2006 19:33:40 -0000 <a href="http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=29">The Recruitment</a><br> <br> Ted: Who the hell would want to talk to you on the phone for so long? <br \> Omelette: It was Sgt. Salami, he said the marines could take me places I've nver been before. <br \> Ted: Yeah, "Vietnam II: Hell in a Sandbox." It looks like Uncle Sam mouthed too many qualudes and doesn't seem to be leaving anytime soon. <br \> Omelette: Sgt. Salami also mentioned you might be a little light in the loafers. The Recruitment

Ted: Who the hell would want to talk to you on the phone for so long?
Omelette: It was Sgt. Salami, he said the marines could take me places I've nver been before.
Ted: Yeah, "Vietnam II: Hell in a Sandbox." It looks like Uncle Sam mouthed too many qualudes and doesn't seem to be leaving anytime soon.
Omelette: Sgt. Salami also mentioned you might be a little light in the loafers.]]> http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=28 http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=28 Mon, 17 Apr 2006 18:23:05 -0000 <a href="http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=28">R.I.P. Computer</a><br> <br> Omelette: Once upon a time there was a toolbox who broke his computer and didn't backup any of the files he needed to make the new comic. R.I.P. Computer

Omelette: Once upon a time there was a toolbox who broke his computer and didn't backup any of the files he needed to make the new comic.]]> http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=27 http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=27 Mon, 17 Apr 2006 18:20:49 -0000 <a href="http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=27">Sausage?</a><br> <br> Ted: Hey, I haven't seen you behind the bar in awhile. Where did you get that new robot from? He's a little crazy sometimes. <br \> Bartender: Oh, you mean Cecil the CensorBot? I bought him off the T.V. network after he let a nipple slip during the superbowl because he thought it was a sausage. Sausage?

Ted: Hey, I haven't seen you behind the bar in awhile. Where did you get that new robot from? He's a little crazy sometimes.
Bartender: Oh, you mean Cecil the CensorBot? I bought him off the T.V. network after he let a nipple slip during the superbowl because he thought it was a sausage.]]> http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=26 http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=26 Mon, 17 Apr 2006 18:18:09 -0000 <a href="http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=26">Tacowhore</a><br> <br> Customer: Hey tacowhore, let me get two beef burritos with sourcream. <br \> Ted: You guys look pretty extreme with all those tricks you pull off, I thought all the taco would come to you. <br \> Customer: It looks like you don't enjoy getting shit on your face as much as your mother! Tacowhore

Customer: Hey tacowhore, let me get two beef burritos with sourcream.
Ted: You guys look pretty extreme with all those tricks you pull off, I thought all the taco would come to you.
Customer: It looks like you don't enjoy getting shit on your face as much as your mother!]]> http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=25 http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=25 Mon, 17 Apr 2006 18:15:17 -0000 <a href="http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=25">Wrath of Xenu</a><br> <br> Ted: You should see some of the wacky shit people believe in now. That bible thumping shit is just like your mother - it's all worn out. <br \> Robot: That's true! Some people fear the wrath of Xenu, but of course he would have to escape his wire cage and reestablish control over the Galactic Confederation. <br \> Omelette: Why don't you shut the hell up and stop trying to cover up the robot revolution with your blatant lies. <br \> Ted: Jesus is just a lie implanted in your thetan on a landing station on Venus, just like your mother. Wrath of Xenu

Ted: You should see some of the wacky shit people believe in now. That bible thumping shit is just like your mother - it's all worn out.
Robot: That's true! Some people fear the wrath of Xenu, but of course he would have to escape his wire cage and reestablish control over the Galactic Confederation.
Omelette: Why don't you shut the hell up and stop trying to cover up the robot revolution with your blatant lies.
Ted: Jesus is just a lie implanted in your thetan on a landing station on Venus, just like your mother.]]> http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=24 http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=24 Mon, 17 Apr 2006 18:10:36 -0000 <a href="http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=24">Omelette Reborn</a><br> <br> Omelette: Omelette has died. Omelette has risen. Omelette will come again. <br \> Ted: You should stop watching Father McDinkyDoo's Glorified Whole of Acceptance. It's bad for you and the children. Omelette Reborn

Omelette: Omelette has died. Omelette has risen. Omelette will come again.
Ted: You should stop watching Father McDinkyDoo's Glorified Whole of Acceptance. It's bad for you and the children.]]> http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=23 http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=23 Mon, 17 Apr 2006 18:08:33 -0000 <a href="http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=23">Out the Window</a><br> <br> Ted: You're just an omelette! Why can't you be another $1.99 breakfast special like the other omelettes? How about that for a superpower? <br \> Omelette: You better hope this fall kills me or I'll bury my breakfast sausage in your ass! Out the Window

Ted: You're just an omelette! Why can't you be another $1.99 breakfast special like the other omelettes? How about that for a superpower?
Omelette: You better hope this fall kills me or I'll bury my breakfast sausage in your ass!]]> http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=22 http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=22 Mon, 17 Apr 2006 18:06:18 -0000 <a href="http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=22">Pulling a Tony Hawk</a><br> <br> Ted: Way to go Tony! <br \> Trick Score: 180 Taintflip + Toolbox + Faceplant Pulling a Tony Hawk

Ted: Way to go Tony!
Trick Score: 180 Taintflip + Toolbox + Faceplant]]> http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=21 http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=21 Mon, 17 Apr 2006 15:10:17 -0000 <a href="http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=21">We just want beer.</a><br> <br> Ted: Hey robot, can we have two beers? <br \> <br \> Omelette: This isn't beer, you asshole! Are you a robot or retarded? Why don't you go back to where you came from? You're not welcome here! We just want beer.

Ted: Hey robot, can we have two beers?

Omelette: This isn't beer, you asshole! Are you a robot or retarded? Why don't you go back to where you came from? You're not welcome here!]]> http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=20 http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=20 Mon, 17 Apr 2006 15:08:19 -0000 <a href="http://www.bigtimeslackers.com/index.php?viewcomic=20">Omelette pulls a Dick Cheney</a><br> <br> Omelette: Shit man! You're not a quail...just a dick! <br \> Wallposter: I am not the problem. I am republican. Omelette pulls a Dick Cheney

Omelette: Shit man! You're not a quail...just a dick!
Wallposter: I am not the problem. I am republican.]]>