Even in the deepest heart of chaos, a glimmer of order may be found

Even in the deepest heart of chaos, a glimmer of order may be found - latest additions http://www.foundcomics.net The latest transcribed Even in the deepest heart of chaos, a glimmer of order may be found comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:11:39 -0000 60 Inevitable http://www.foundcomics.net/archive4/found302.html http://www.foundcomics.net/archive4/found302.html Mon, 10 Mar 2008 01:47:07 -0000 <a href="http://www.foundcomics.net/archive4/found302.html">Inevitable</a> Sometime soon. The world will be filled with robots. And they'll be better than us at everything. They'll be like supermen. We won't be able to compete. They'll run the banks. They'll run the government. Hell, maybe they'll even create the newest pop hits. But they'll never be able to just sit back and enjoy a day in the park. It takes the ingenious complexity of the human mind to slack like that. Inevitable

Sometime soon.
The world will be filled with robots. And they'll be better than us at everything.
They'll be like supermen. We won't be able to compete.
They'll run the banks. They'll run the government.
Hell, maybe they'll even create the newest pop hits.
But they'll never be able to just sit back and enjoy a day in the park. It takes the ingenious complexity of the human mind to slack like that.]]> Fooled http://www.foundcomics.net/archive4/found301.html http://www.foundcomics.net/archive4/found301.html Sun, 09 Mar 2008 20:58:51 -0000 <a href="http://www.foundcomics.net/archive4/found301.html">Fooled</a> I'll admit it, I'm just a yokel from the country. I didn't know what city life was like. So when I met a beautiful woman at the coffeehouse. It never occurred to me that she might not be an actual woman. Until we were already naked. The worst part is that some photos were taken. Photos which ended up on the internet. Now even my cat won't look me in the eye anymore. Fooled

I'll admit it, I'm just a yokel from the country. I didn't know what city life was like.
So when I met a beautiful woman at the coffeehouse.
It never occurred to me that she might not be an actual woman.
Until we were already naked.
The worst part is that some photos were taken. Photos which ended up on the internet.
Now even my cat won't look me in the eye anymore.]]> hopeless http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found300.html http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found300.html Thu, 13 Dec 2007 23:05:37 -0000 <a href="http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found300.html">hopeless</a> when she saw the hapless refugee sleeping on the sidewalk. Jo-Jo decided to help. so she put on a benefit concert to raise money. To see the refugee back to his home village. In the desolate wilds of Tajikistan. Where the refugee was forced to find another way to escape his problems. hopeless

when she saw the hapless refugee sleeping on the sidewalk.
Jo-Jo decided to help.
so she put on a benefit concert to raise money.
To see the refugee back to his home village.
In the desolate wilds of Tajikistan.
Where the refugee was forced to find another way to escape his problems.]]> disconnected http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found299.html http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found299.html Sat, 08 Dec 2007 20:51:18 -0000 <a href="http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found299.html">disconnected</a> I used to beat my girlfriend, and the authorities didn't care. I used to run an illegal cockfighting ring from the back ofmy employers retail establishment, and the authorities didn't care. I used to loiter directly under 'no loitering' signs, and the authorities didn't care. I once even recorded a smugly pretentious dark ambient concept album, and the authorities didn't care. But I leave my backpack on a subway platform with a couple of wires hanging out... and that get's me thrown into Guantanamo Bay. disconnected

I used to beat my girlfriend, and the authorities didn't care.
I used to run an illegal cockfighting ring from the back ofmy employers retail establishment, and the authorities didn't care.
I used to loiter directly under 'no loitering' signs, and the authorities didn't care.
I once even recorded a smugly pretentious dark ambient concept album, and the authorities didn't care.
But I leave my backpack on a subway platform with a couple of wires hanging out...
and that get's me thrown into Guantanamo Bay.]]> nimrod http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found298.html http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found298.html Thu, 06 Dec 2007 23:03:07 -0000 <a href="http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found298.html">nimrod</a> There was this one time, over Germany, I was deep into enemy territory. I was dreaming about my hot date with that USO girl, but then a whole squadron of Gerries came out of the clouds... I pulled an amazing 360 loop, took some flak on my left wing, but I sent those Kraut bastards down in a cloud of black smoke! Of course, now I was leaking fuel, so in order to make it back to base I had to... Damn. What was the use. No one cared about Chester's old war stories anymore. The kids these days weren't even paying attention when he'd pontificate about life as a fighter pilot. And let's face it, those stories weren't bringing in the caliber of tail that they did back when he was still in uniform. nimrod

There was this one time, over Germany, I was deep into enemy territory.
I was dreaming about my hot date with that USO girl, but then a whole squadron of Gerries came out of the clouds...
I pulled an amazing 360 loop, took some flak on my left wing, but I sent those Kraut bastards down in a cloud of black smoke! Of course, now I was leaking fuel, so in order to make it back to base I had to...
Damn. What was the use. No one cared about Chester's old war stories anymore.
The kids these days weren't even paying attention when he'd pontificate about life as a fighter pilot.
And let's face it, those stories weren't bringing in the caliber of tail that they did back when he was still in uniform.]]> swarming http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found297.html http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found297.html Tue, 04 Dec 2007 23:38:59 -0000 <a href="http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found297.html">swarming</a> The locust swarm is one of of the signs of the Apocalypse. It's one of the grossest ones if you ask me. At least I don't think it's raining frogs yet. Nope, not a cloud in the sky. And I know that I totally pissed off God with my actions, and I know I'm supposed to be repentant and all, but dammit, I'd do it again. Because that guy was super-hot! swarming

The locust swarm is one of of the signs of the Apocalypse.
It's one of the grossest ones if you ask me.
At least I don't think it's raining frogs yet.
Nope, not a cloud in the sky.
And I know that I totally pissed off God with my actions, and I know I'm supposed to be repentant and all, but dammit, I'd do it again.
Because that guy was super-hot!]]> Shivering http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found296.html http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found296.html Sun, 02 Dec 2007 22:14:28 -0000 <a href="http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found296.html">Shivering</a> Mabel the psychic had a vision that aliens would come that night to heal the mentally ill! She convinced all her friends at the asylum to stay up with her in the graveyard to await the mothership. They prayed and believed until dawn, but no ship came. No one cured Katie of her pathologically bad fashion sense. No one cured Marvin back of his crippling fear of kayaks. And no one dispelled Bonnie and Matilda's belief that they were siamese twins. Shivering

Mabel the psychic had a vision that aliens would come that night to heal the mentally ill!
She convinced all her friends at the asylum to stay up with her in the graveyard to await the mothership.
They prayed and believed until dawn, but no ship came.
No one cured Katie of her pathologically bad fashion sense.
No one cured Marvin back of his crippling fear of kayaks.
And no one dispelled Bonnie and Matilda's belief that they were siamese twins.]]> Funk http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found295.html http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found295.html Fri, 30 Nov 2007 23:24:41 -0000 <a href="http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found295.html">Funk</a> Don't ever mess with my favorite band man! They're like top of the food chain as far as I'm concerned. their music starts out all slow but then Bam! It totally bites you in the ass! They get a level of power out of their instruments that would blow the average band off the stage. Sure, they don't look like much. But don't let that fool you, those guys totally rock out! Funk

Don't ever mess with my favorite band man!
They're like top of the food chain as far as I'm concerned.
their music starts out all slow but then Bam! It totally bites you in the ass!
They get a level of power out of their instruments that would blow the average band off the stage.
Sure, they don't look like much.
But don't let that fool you, those guys totally rock out!]]> Missed http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found294.html http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found294.html Mon, 26 Nov 2007 13:10:58 -0000 <a href="http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found294.html">Missed</a> First, the ceremony got off 2 hours late. And when the bride showed up, she was wearing a bridal outfit that could at best be described as untraditional. Which made the mother of the groom cry. But the biggest disaster of the night was the DJ He was supposed to play a light mix of classic 80s. But instead, he played mostly 90s hip-hop. All those hours I spent learning the moonwalk were for naught. And when I tried to get jiggy, I just ended up looking like a fool and hurting my back. I had no chance of hooking up with that cute bridesmaid after that. Missed

First, the ceremony got off 2 hours late.
And when the bride showed up, she was wearing a bridal outfit that could at best be described as untraditional.
Which made the mother of the groom cry.
But the biggest disaster of the night was the DJ
He was supposed to play a light mix of classic 80s.
But instead, he played mostly 90s hip-hop. All those hours I spent learning the moonwalk were for naught.
And when I tried to get jiggy, I just ended up looking like a fool and hurting my back. I had no chance of hooking up with that cute bridesmaid after that.]]> Buried http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found293.html http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found293.html Sun, 25 Nov 2007 20:21:00 -0000 <a href="http://www.foundcomics.net/archive3/found293.html">Buried</a> Mom was unconsolable. Her eldest daughter Jane had been run over while riding her bike. they found her body in a snow bank. What nobody realized was that Jane wasn't dead, she was just in a coma she woke up in her coffin. She banged and banged on the lid for hours, but no one heard her. Thankfully, the mortician had made a death mask, so people had someething to remember her by. She will be missed. Buried

Mom was unconsolable.
Her eldest daughter Jane had been run over while riding her bike.
they found her body in a snow bank.
What nobody realized was that Jane wasn't dead, she was just in a coma
she woke up in her coffin.
She banged and banged on the lid for hours, but no one heard her.
Thankfully, the mortician had made a death mask, so people had someething to remember her by. She will be missed.]]>