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The Mansion of E - Sunday, April 8, 2007

The Mansion of E - Sunday, April 8, 2007

[[A certain day in SubShaft 44f...]]
<<ZAP>>

[[Now the scene is in Easter drag. All the gnolls are now purple with bunny ears. The background is decorated with flowers and a large basket of Easter eggs. Cully is holding a blue egg decorated with a capital E.]]
Crud: hippity hop hippity hop!
Chunner: ENOUGH!!

[[The gnolls are immediately back to normal, although Cully is still holding his egg. The shaft walls are back to their green splattered state.]]
Crud: Aww.. Farewell, Shamus! I'll never forget you!

The Mansion of E - Sunday, April 1, 2007

The Mansion of E - Sunday, April 1, 2007

[[A certain day in SubShaft 44f...]]
Chunner: Crud, answer the zarking question. Why does Rhid-
Crud: Shamus and I could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you!
Chunner: What?

<<ZAP>>

[[The scene is now bizarrely multicolored; a vaguely threatening shape looms in the background. Cully is now bright green with a red nose, purple hair and wearing a beanie. Chunner is now blue and wearing a red bowtie and a dangling eyeball glasses. Crud is now red with cyan hair and a jester's hat.]]
Crud: APRIL FOOLS!
Cully: Golly Willikers, It's happening again!
Chunner: So I see, kiddo.

The Mansion of E - Sunday, March 25, 2007

The Mansion of E - Sunday, March 25, 2007

[[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]]
<<UNZAP>>

[[The shaft and the gnolls are no longer in St. Patrick's Day drag (except that Crud still has his hat), but there's still Sneech squeezings splattered everywhere.]]
Cully: What was that?
Crud: Someplace else. Rhid said that Sneeches have so many eyes, they see beyond the end of the World. And if we get coated in their squeezings, it sort of rubs off...

Cully: How come Rhid knows so much about Sneeches?
Chunner: I'm a mite curious about that myself.
Crud: Hey! I have a hat! I'm going to name him Shamus!

The Mansion of E - Sunday, March 18, 2007

The Mansion of E - Sunday, March 18, 2007

[[A Holiday in SubShaft 44f...]]
Chunner: Brace yourself, kid. The Sneech squeezings are likely to still produce some.. side effects.
Cully: Side effects? What k-

<<ZAP, in a Celtic-type font>>

[[The gnolls are now green and wearing leprechaun hats. Large shamrocks decorate the walls. Chunner is smoking a pipe. A pot of gold is behind Crud. The voice balloon font is now in another Celtic style.]]
Cully: Faith and Begorrah!
Chunner: Aye, lad, but it'll be moving on soon enough.
Crud: Passing strange. Old Patik, he used to wear a hat like this. Only twas black.
{{The hats do look like Hax except for their color.}}

The Mansion of E - Sunday, March 11, 2007

The Mansion of E - Sunday, March 11, 2007

[[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]]
[[The shaft walls and the gnolls themselves are all green-tinted. They are no longer submerged in the green liquid.]]
Chunner: Huh.

Chunner: Not bad, Kid. Guess we can let you stick around for a while.
Cully: Thank you, sir.

Chunner: You too, Crud.
Crud (small voice): i think i strained something.

The Mansion of E - Sunday, March 4, 2007

The Mansion of E - Sunday, March 4, 2007

[[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]]
[[The liquid, filling half the shaft, is revealing the gnolls' skeletons.]]
Cully: !

[[The chute retracts.]]
Cully: CRUDBEAN! AND MUGWUMPS!
chute: <<sssllliidddde>>
Crud's eyes (popping wide open): <<poing>>
{{The word SNEECH can be seen overlaid in large gothic letters in the liquid.}}

[[The liquid violently churns, splashing everywhere.]]
Crud: RRRRRAAA AAAAGGGGGG GHHHHHH!!!!

The Mansion of E - Sunday, February 25, 2007

The Mansion of E - Sunday, February 25, 2007

[[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]]
[[The green liquid has filled the shaft up to the gnolls' eyeballs. Cully's eyeballs are wide. One last drop drips from the chute. No dialog.]]

[[The chute begins to close. The liquid glows brighter, and is no longer opaque. The gnolls' bodies can be seen in silhoutte.]]
Cully: ?

[[The chute closes with a clik. The liquid, even brighter, now reveals everyone's skeletons, as if they were being x-rayed.]]
Cully: !!?

The Mansion of E - Sunday, February 18, 2007

The Mansion of E - Sunday, February 18, 2007

[[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]]
[[The green liquid has filled the shaft up to the bottoms of everyone's eyeballs.]]
chute: <<glub>>

[[The flow of liquid from the chute tapers off.]]
chute: <<trickle>>

[[The last drops fall.]]
Cully: blub?
chute: <<plib>>
Chunner: blub.
Crud: blub!

The Mansion of E - Sunday, February 11, 2007

The Mansion of E - Sunday, February 11, 2007

[[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]]
Chunner: So, kid. Any more questions?
Cully: No. No more questions.
Chunner: OK then.
chute: <<glub>>

[[The shaft is rapidly filling with green liquid.]]
chute: <<glub>>

[[The liquid rises to the gnolls' mouths.]]
Cully: No. Wait. I wana know h-
Cully: blub blub blub
chute: <<glub>>

The Mansion of E - Sunday, February 4, 2007

The Mansion of E - Sunday, February 4, 2007

[[Sundays in SubShaft 44f...]]
Cully: So.. some Crescent nob sneaks across the bridge..
chute: <<glub>>
Cully: collects squeezings from the Sneeches,

Cully: And smuggles it all the way across the world to the SubShafts to- to-
chute: <<glub>>
Chunner: Use in a bunch of sleazy and dangerous fleeb-making schemes? Yes.

Cully: But.. but..
chute: <<glub>>
Chunner: Welcome to the real world, kid.
Crud: The schemes are smelly, too!