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Cast The Storm - latest additions http://castthestorm.com The latest transcribed Cast The Storm comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:09:50 -0000 60 Cast The Storm: #9 PWFOOSH! (Cat-Firing Chimney) http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=9 http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=9 Mon, 19 Dec 2005 21:59:42 -0000 <a href="http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=9">Cast The Storm: #9 PWFOOSH! (Cat-Firing Chimney)</a> Brett: Ok, Here's the plan... I'm going to be building up air pressure in the walls... Brett: ...When the pressure gets high enough, Lucky will gently pop out of the chimney. Brett: See anything yet? Cori: No, everything is quiet up here. Brett: This should have worked by now. I'm adding more power! Cori: I think I hear something. PWFOOSH! Cori: Uh, Brett, I think you just launched Lucky about two towns away from here. Brett: Hmmm, that was unexpected. I must retire to my quarters and reflect on today's activities. Cori: While you're in there, maybe you should reflect on why we didn't just unscrew the air duct like I suggested. Cast The Storm: #9 PWFOOSH! (Cat-Firing Chimney)

Brett: Ok, Here's the plan... I'm going to be building up air pressure in the walls...

Brett: ...When the pressure gets high enough, Lucky will gently pop out of the chimney.
Brett: See anything yet?
Cori: No, everything is quiet up here.

Brett: This should have worked by now. I'm adding more power!
Cori: I think I hear something.

PWFOOSH!

Cori: Uh, Brett, I think you just launched Lucky about two towns away from here.
Brett: Hmmm, that was unexpected. I must retire to my quarters and reflect on today's activities.

Cori: While you're in there, maybe you should reflect on why we didn't just unscrew the air duct like I suggested.]]> Cast The Storm: #8 Do exterminators cover this sort of thing? http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=8 http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=8 Mon, 19 Dec 2005 21:59:02 -0000 <a href="http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=8">Cast The Storm: #8 Do exterminators cover this sort of thing?</a> Cori: Brett! Brett! Brett: Problems? What kind of problems? Cori: We've got an infestation in the walls! Brett:Termites? Cori: No! Brett: Carpenter Ants? Cori:No! Brett: Spiders? Cori: No! Lucky: Meow? Cori: No! Lucky: Meow? Cori: No. Cori: In case you haven't figured it out, it's a cat. Brett: Well, that explains why I heard purring when I turned on the heater earlier. Cast The Storm: #8 Do exterminators cover this sort of thing?

Cori: Brett! Brett!
Brett: Problems? What kind of problems?
Cori: We've got an infestation in the walls!

Brett:Termites?
Cori: No!
Brett: Carpenter Ants?
Cori:No!
Brett: Spiders?
Cori: No!

Lucky: Meow?
Cori: No!
Lucky: Meow?
Cori: No.

Cori: In case you haven't figured it out, it's a cat.
Brett: Well, that explains why I heard purring when I turned on the heater earlier.]]> Cast The Storm: #12 A Slow News Day http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=12 http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=12 Mon, 19 Dec 2005 21:58:56 -0000 <a href="http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=12">Cast The Storm: #12 A Slow News Day</a> Cori: Hey Wez, what's goin on? Wez: I'm printing up a fresh batch of "missing" posters in case anyone has seen Lucky. Cori: Can I see? Cori: Wait a minute. This is just a picture of Conan O'Brian with cat ears drawn in crayon. You didn't even list a contact phone number! Wez: Well, I didn't have a picture of Lucky available, so I had to improvise. Cori: How many of these did you already post? Wez: About 4000. TV: This just in! Sources report that famed late-night talk-show host, Conan O'Brian, is missing! Brett: Good Riddance. That guy was a hack anyways. Cast The Storm: #12 A Slow News Day

Cori: Hey Wez, what's goin on?
Wez: I'm printing up a fresh batch of "missing" posters in case anyone has seen Lucky.
Cori: Can I see?

Cori: Wait a minute. This is just a picture of Conan O'Brian with cat ears drawn in crayon. You didn't even list a contact phone number!

Wez: Well, I didn't have a picture of Lucky available, so I had to improvise.
Cori: How many of these did you already post?
Wez: About 4000.

TV: This just in! Sources report that famed late-night talk-show host, Conan O'Brian, is missing!
Brett: Good Riddance. That guy was a hack anyways.]]> Cast The Storm: #11 Sometimes therapy raises more questions than it answers... http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=11 http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=11 Mon, 19 Dec 2005 21:58:42 -0000 <a href="http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=11">Cast The Storm: #11 Sometimes therapy raises more questions than it answers...</a> Mike: So, Now my cat is lost and I don't know where to look! Dr. Neemoy: And how does that make you feel? Mike: How do you think? Mike: I'm angry. Dr. Neemoy: Good, Good. Now you must learn to constructively communicate this to your team. Mike: But how? Dr. Neemoy: Kill them. Kill them all. Mike: Wat?!?! Dr. Neemoy: *Sigh*, I mean, "Fill them. Fill them all." Mike: Fill them with what? Understanding? Forgiveness? Dr. Neemoy: Sure, whatever. Mike: You know, Dr. Neemoy, I'm a little concerned by your lack of enthusiasm. Dr. Neemoy: I think we made some progress today. Cast The Storm: #11 Sometimes therapy raises more questions than it answers...

Mike: So, Now my cat is lost and I don't know where to look!

Dr. Neemoy: And how does that make you feel?
Mike: How do you think?

Mike: I'm angry.

Dr. Neemoy: Good, Good. Now you must learn to constructively communicate this to your team.
Mike: But how?
Dr. Neemoy: Kill them. Kill them all.
Mike: Wat?!?!
Dr. Neemoy: *Sigh*, I mean, "Fill them. Fill them all."

Mike: Fill them with what? Understanding? Forgiveness?
Dr. Neemoy: Sure, whatever.

Mike: You know, Dr. Neemoy, I'm a little concerned by your lack of enthusiasm.
Dr. Neemoy: I think we made some progress today.]]> Cast The Storm: #10 This is Not My Beautiful Cat... http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=10 http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=10 Mon, 12 Dec 2005 23:22:24 -0000 <a href="http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=10">Cast The Storm: #10 This is Not My Beautiful Cat...</a> Mike: Hey guys... would either of you happen to know where my cat is? Cori: Lucky? No, Uh... Did you check her bed? Mike: Yeah... I did. All I found was this obvious cat decoy. Almost as if someone were trying to cover up her disappearance. Cori:...Uh...weird... Wez: Hey! Brett! Cori! How did that whole "shoot-the-cat-out-of-the-chimney" thing work out? Mike: Oh I think my fist knows how it turned out... Cori: Eep! Wez:Oh they did get you out Lucky! Sorry about that sandwich thing... Cast The Storm: #10 This is Not My Beautiful Cat...

Mike: Hey guys... would either of you happen to know where my cat is?
Cori: Lucky? No, Uh... Did you check her bed?

Mike: Yeah... I did. All I found was this obvious cat decoy. Almost as if someone were trying to cover up her disappearance.
Cori:...Uh...weird...

Wez: Hey! Brett! Cori! How did that whole "shoot-the-cat-out-of-the-chimney" thing work out?

Mike: Oh I think my fist knows how it turned out...
Cori: Eep!
Wez:Oh they did get you out Lucky! Sorry about that sandwich thing...]]> Cast The Storm: #7 But is it energy efficient? http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=7 http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=7 Mon, 12 Dec 2005 17:30:31 -0000 <a href="http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=7">Cast The Storm: #7 But is it energy efficient?</a> Wez: Ok, that should do it. Lucky isn't getting through that anytime soon. Mike: What the heck is all the banging in here? Lucky: Meow. Mike: Did that air duct just meow at me? Wez: Uh, no, that was... me. Wez: Only, I wasn't saying, *Meow* I was saying *now*! Like, "now is the time for a distraction!" And... SNAP Wez: Behold! A banana chandelier! Mike: Ok, I understand that you were looking for a distraction, but that's just odd. Mike: That's it, I'm taking sugar out of your diet... entirely. Cast The Storm: #7 But is it energy efficient?

Wez: Ok, that should do it. Lucky isn't getting through that anytime soon.

Mike: What the heck is all the banging in here?
Lucky: Meow.
Mike: Did that air duct just meow at me?
Wez: Uh, no, that was... me.

Wez: Only, I wasn't saying, *Meow* I was saying *now*! Like, "now is the time for a distraction!"

And... SNAP

Wez: Behold! A banana chandelier!
Mike: Ok, I understand that you were looking for a distraction, but that's just odd.
Mike: That's it, I'm taking sugar out of your diet... entirely.]]> Cast The Storm: #6 And now for the great escape artist: Catini! http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=6 http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=6 Mon, 12 Dec 2005 17:28:41 -0000 <a href="http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=6">Cast The Storm: #6 And now for the great escape artist: Catini!</a> Wez: Corey, you gotta help me! I trapped Lucky under this garbage can because I thought she ate my sandwich and now she's really mad! Cori: Have you tried apologizing? Wez: It's worth a try! Ahem... dear kitty cat, I am sorry for accusing you of eating my sandwich. I'm very sorry. Wez: Hey, she stopped moving under there! It must've worked! Cat's are so stupid. Cori: You should probably let her out now. Wez: Lucky? Where did you go? Corey, I'm in trouble. Get me some wood and nails... I think the cat did not accept my apology. Cast The Storm: #6 And now for the great escape artist: Catini!

Wez: Corey, you gotta help me! I trapped Lucky under this garbage can because I thought she ate my sandwich and now she's really mad!
Cori: Have you tried apologizing?

Wez: It's worth a try! Ahem... dear kitty cat, I am sorry for accusing you of eating my sandwich. I'm very sorry.

Wez: Hey, she stopped moving under there! It must've worked! Cat's are so stupid.
Cori: You should probably let her out now.

Wez: Lucky? Where did you go? Corey, I'm in trouble. Get me some wood and nails... I think the cat did not accept my apology.]]> Cast The Storm: #4 A Picture is Worth Very Few Sandwiches http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=4 http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=4 Mon, 12 Dec 2005 05:35:01 -0000 <a href="http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=4">Cast The Storm: #4 A Picture is Worth Very Few Sandwiches</a> Wez: Behold, my young apprentice, the finest sandwich ever created! Cori: I am in awe, sir. Wez: This sandwich represents hours of intense work, years of training, and skill that only a few possess. Someday, you too will master this art. Cori: I hope so, sir. Wez: Come now Cori, let us fetch my camera so you can get a picture of me with my creation. Wez: Sand...sandwich? Where did you go? ...Sandwich?! Cori: Shall I still take the picture, sir? Cast The Storm: #4 A Picture is Worth Very Few Sandwiches

Wez: Behold, my young apprentice, the finest sandwich ever created!
Cori: I am in awe, sir.

Wez: This sandwich represents hours of intense work, years of training, and skill that only a few possess. Someday, you too will master this art.
Cori: I hope so, sir.

Wez: Come now Cori, let us fetch my camera so you can get a picture of me with my creation.

Wez: Sand...sandwich? Where did you go? ...Sandwich?!
Cori: Shall I still take the picture, sir?]]> Cast The Storm: #5 Tastes Just Like Cat Food... http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=5 http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=5 Mon, 21 Nov 2005 03:31:45 -0000 <a href="http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=5">Cast The Storm: #5 Tastes Just Like Cat Food...</a> Wez: Lucky! It was you wasn't it?! You ate my beautiful sandwich! Now you're going to pay! Lucky: Meow. Lucky: Meow? Wez: Let's see you get out of that! Mike: You know, my cat is going to be really angry with you when she gets out. Wez: Is that my sandwich? Mike: Yes...Yes it is, and it's delicious. Cast The Storm: #5 Tastes Just Like Cat Food...

Wez: Lucky! It was you wasn't it?! You ate my beautiful sandwich! Now you're going to pay!
Lucky: Meow.

Lucky: Meow?

Wez: Let's see you get out of that!

Mike: You know, my cat is going to be really angry with you when she gets out.
Wez: Is that my sandwich?
Mike: Yes...Yes it is, and it's delicious.]]> Cast The Storm: #3 Productive...For Me. http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=3 http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=3 Sat, 19 Nov 2005 09:04:27 -0000 <a href="http://castthestorm.com/index.php?comic=3">Cast The Storm: #3 Productive...For Me.</a> Brett: Hey Cori. Listen, we know you've been feeling down lately, so I was thinking that maybe you should take up a new hobby. Cori: Uh, OK... Cori: What exactly did you have in mind, Brett? Brett: Well, I was thinking that you might as well learn A hobby this is productive to the group... Thankfully Wez has agreed to help. Wez: I will not be an easy task-master. You will work gruelling hours and endure unbearable conditions, but If You complete your training you will be one of the few to have mastered the art of sandwich making. Cori: I thought you said this was going to be productive?! Brett: I'll have a tuna melt. On wheat bread if you have it. Cast The Storm: #3 Productive...For Me.

Brett: Hey Cori. Listen, we know
you've been feeling down
lately, so I was thinking
that maybe you should
take up a new hobby.
Cori: Uh, OK...

Cori: What exactly did you
have in mind, Brett?
Brett: Well, I was
thinking that
you might as
well learn A
hobby this is productive to
the group...
Thankfully Wez
has agreed to
help.

Wez: I will not be an easy
task-master. You will work
gruelling hours and endure
unbearable conditions, but
If You complete your
training you will be one of
the few to have mastered
the art of sandwich making.

Cori: I thought you said this
was going to be productive?!
Brett: I'll have a tuna melt.
On wheat bread if you have
it.]]>