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Molapro Productions - latest additions http://molapro.com The latest transcribed Molapro Productions comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:00:53 -0000 60 Obligatory Development of Obvious Personality Types http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=85 http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=85 Mon, 27 Nov 2006 21:40:39 -0000 <a href="http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=85">Obligatory Development of Obvious Personality Types</a> [[Chad Danger and XtraLectra are walking along the everpopular fence.]] Chad Danger: So, X, how'd you get into the force? XtraLectra: Don't talk. Chad Danger: Me? Oh, I found these glasses on the sidewalk. Pretty neat, huh? XtraLectra: Look, I'm trying to bask in my cold unyeilding exterior for the time being. XtraLectra: Any attempt at interaction with me at this point is futile. XtraLectra: It's how characters like myself act. Chad Danger: ...Is there something I should be doing? XtraLectra: Try to exclude me from the mission, as if I'm "intruding". After our first inevitable action scene, say something like "Maybe you're not so useless after all.", but more clever, and wink. It all foreshadows our budding romance. Now, let's continue our witty banter. Obligatory Development of Obvious Personality Types

[[Chad Danger and XtraLectra are walking along the everpopular fence.]]
Chad Danger: So, X, how'd you get into the force?
XtraLectra: Don't talk.

Chad Danger: Me? Oh, I found these glasses on the sidewalk. Pretty neat, huh?

XtraLectra: Look, I'm trying to bask in my cold unyeilding exterior for the time being.
XtraLectra: Any attempt at interaction with me at this point is futile.

XtraLectra: It's how characters like myself act.
Chad Danger: ...Is there something I should be doing?
XtraLectra: Try to exclude me from the mission, as if I'm "intruding". After our first inevitable action scene, say something like "Maybe you're not so useless after all.", but more clever, and wink. It all foreshadows our budding romance. Now, let's continue our witty banter.]]> Pedophilia? http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=84 http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=84 Sun, 26 Nov 2006 17:07:18 -0000 <a href="http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=84">Pedophilia?</a> [[Kevin is in a really shabby room.]] Nun: Girls, it's time for bed. Kevin: But it's six o' clock. What's the deal with this school anyway? Where are the classes. [[The light turns off.]] Kevin: Okay, so which one of you is sharing your bed with me? [[A madeline clone is staring at Kevin with a really creepy face.]] Pedophilia?

[[Kevin is in a really shabby room.]]
Nun: Girls, it's time for bed.
Kevin: But it's six o' clock. What's the deal with this school anyway? Where are the classes.

[[The light turns off.]]

Kevin: Okay, so which one of you is sharing your bed with me?

[[A madeline clone is staring at Kevin with a really creepy face.]]]]> Under The Sea http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=66 http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=66 Sun, 26 Nov 2006 17:06:40 -0000 <a href="http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=66">Under The Sea</a> [[Warren, Kevin, and Andrew are talking. Warren is dirty.]] Kevin: So, you fell over the boat? Warren: Yeah. Andrew: Hehe. Warren: It wasn't bad like you'd think it would be, though. [[Warren is swimming around a colourful, clean ocean, with fish swimming around.]] Warren: It was magical. <<Under the sea, under the sea!>> Andrew: Are you sure you weren't hallucinating? The water here is pretty polluted. [[Warren is unconscious, while floating around in dirty water. A fish skeleton is chillin' out.]] Under The Sea

[[Warren, Kevin, and Andrew are talking. Warren is dirty.]]
Kevin: So, you fell over the boat?
Warren: Yeah.
Andrew: Hehe.
Warren: It wasn't bad like you'd think it would be, though.

[[Warren is swimming around a colourful, clean ocean, with fish swimming around.]]
Warren: It was magical.
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Andrew: Are you sure you weren't hallucinating? The water here is pretty polluted.

[[Warren is unconscious, while floating around in dirty water. A fish skeleton is chillin' out.]]]]> I Hate The Ocean http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=65 http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=65 Sun, 26 Nov 2006 17:06:29 -0000 <a href="http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=65">I Hate The Ocean</a> [[Kevin and Andrew are at the beach.]] Kevin: Ahh, smell that ocean breeze. Andrew: I hate the ocean. Kevin: You hate everything. Andrew: Arguably yes. Andrew: But I especially hate the ocean. Look at it... sitting there with that smug look. It thinks it owns the place! Kevin: That's retarded. Andrew: Hey look, a dead seal! Andrew: I call first poke! [[Warren is layng down, unconscious.]] Andrew: Damnit, it's just Warren. Kevin: ...Is he okay? Andrew: I'm going to go ahead and poke him anyway. I Hate The Ocean

[[Kevin and Andrew are at the beach.]]
Kevin: Ahh, smell that ocean breeze.
Andrew: I hate the ocean.

Kevin: You hate everything.
Andrew: Arguably yes.
Andrew: But I especially hate the ocean. Look at it... sitting there with that smug look. It thinks it owns the place!

Kevin: That's retarded.
Andrew: Hey look, a dead seal!
Andrew: I call first poke!

[[Warren is layng down, unconscious.]]
Andrew: Damnit, it's just Warren.
Kevin: ...Is he okay?
Andrew: I'm going to go ahead and poke him anyway.]]> Women's Clothing http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=31 http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=31 Sun, 26 Nov 2006 17:06:14 -0000 <a href="http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=31">Women's Clothing</a> [[Steven and Andrew are a short distance away from some emo kids.]] Steven: What do I do? Andrew: Just a sec. [[Andrew walks up to the emo kids.]] Andrew: Excuse me. This is a little awkward, but I have to inform you that the coats you're wearing are actually intended for women. You see, you can tell by the puffy hood and overwhelming constriction. Andrew: This must be so embarassing for you. Don't think too much of it, it happens to the best of us once in a while. Emo Kid #1: Pfft, like you would know anything about fashion. Emo Kids #2: Yeah, these coats from Hot Topic reflect our personalities. Besides, everyone's totally wearing them. [[Andrew leaves them, and has a frustrated expression on his face.]] Andrew: 'Damn kids. Andrew: And their Devil music. Women's Clothing

[[Steven and Andrew are a short distance away from some emo kids.]]
Steven: What do I do?
Andrew: Just a sec.

[[Andrew walks up to the emo kids.]]
Andrew: Excuse me. This is a little awkward, but I have to inform you that the coats you're wearing are actually intended for women. You see, you can tell by the puffy hood and overwhelming constriction.
Andrew: This must be so embarassing for you. Don't think too much of it, it happens to the best of us once in a while.

Emo Kid #1: Pfft, like you would know anything about fashion.
Emo Kids #2: Yeah, these coats from Hot Topic reflect our personalities. Besides, everyone's totally wearing them.

[[Andrew leaves them, and has a frustrated expression on his face.]]
Andrew: 'Damn kids.
Andrew: And their Devil music.]]> People! It's made of people! http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=23 http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=23 Sun, 26 Nov 2006 17:05:56 -0000 <a href="http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=23">People! It's made of people!</a> [[A couch is shown. It's full of blood, and part of an arm is on it.]] [[Warren enters and is shocked to see the couch.]] [[Andrew enters with a knife.]] Andrew: Oh, hey. Andrew: Me and Kev were just making some people soup. Andrew: What? People! It's made of people!

[[A couch is shown. It's full of blood, and part of an arm is on it.]]

[[Warren enters and is shocked to see the couch.]]

[[Andrew enters with a knife.]]
Andrew: Oh, hey.
Andrew: Me and Kev were just making some people soup.

Andrew: What?]]> Have You Checked The Children http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=22 http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=22 Sun, 26 Nov 2006 17:05:42 -0000 <a href="http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=22">Have You Checked The Children</a> [[Kevin is talking on the phone.]] Kevin: Hello? Person on phone: Have you checked the children? Kevin: Huh? Kevin: Look. I don't know who you are, but I don't have any kids. Person on phone: Oh... sorry. <<Click>> [[Kevin is sitting on the couch.]] Narrator: 10 minutes later <<Brrrring brrrrring>> [[Kevin is on the phone again, and there's a silhouette of a guy with a knife on the wall.]] Person on phone: The call is coming from inside the house! Kevin: I didn't ask you to trace the call. Everything is fine. Stop calling me. Have You Checked The Children

[[Kevin is talking on the phone.]]
Kevin: Hello?
Person on phone: Have you checked the children?
Kevin: Huh?

Kevin: Look. I don't know who you are, but I don't have any kids.
Person on phone: Oh... sorry.
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[[Kevin is sitting on the couch.]]
Narrator: 10 minutes later
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[[Kevin is on the phone again, and there's a silhouette of a guy with a knife on the wall.]]
Person on phone: The call is coming from inside the house!
Kevin: I didn't ask you to trace the call. Everything is fine. Stop calling me.]]> Similarities http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=20 http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=20 Sun, 26 Nov 2006 17:05:24 -0000 <a href="http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=20">Similarities</a> [[The character's of Everybody Loves Raymond are displayed.]] Wife: Oh, Ray. How could you be so inconsiderate! Wife: Get it? I'm your wife and I'm angry! Mother: Debra, you are a sub-par housewife and your culinary skills are questionable at best. Wife: I am offended. Father: Holy Crap. [[Kevin and Andrew are back. It is assumed that they were watching the show.]] Kevin: There's something strikingly similar about this episode to all the others, biut I can't quite put my finger on it. Similarities

[[The character's of Everybody Loves Raymond are displayed.]]
Wife: Oh, Ray. How could you be so inconsiderate!
Wife: Get it? I'm your wife and I'm angry!

Mother: Debra, you are a sub-par housewife and your culinary skills are questionable at best.
Wife: I am offended.

Father: Holy Crap.

[[Kevin and Andrew are back. It is assumed that they were watching the show.]]
Kevin: There's something strikingly similar about this episode to all the others, biut I can't quite put my finger on it.]]> O RLY? http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=19 http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=19 Sun, 26 Nov 2006 17:05:09 -0000 <a href="http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=19">O RLY?</a> [[Andrew is holding a note.]] Andrew: Guys! Andrew: You've got to see this hilarious picture of an owl I found! [[Andrew reveals the sheet of paper. It displays the famous "o rly owl" Warren is wearing a new shirt.]] Andrew: Look! See? It's saying "ORLY?" Like people do on the internet! Andrew: New shirt? Warren: Yeah. Andrew: O RLY? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Warren: ...Yeah. O RLY?

[[Andrew is holding a note.]]
Andrew: Guys!
Andrew: You've got to see this hilarious picture of an owl I found!

[[Andrew reveals the sheet of paper. It displays the famous "o rly owl" Warren is wearing a new shirt.]]
Andrew: Look! See? It's saying "ORLY?" Like people do on the internet!

Andrew: New shirt?
Warren: Yeah.

Andrew: O RLY? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Warren: ...Yeah.]]> Fatal Condition, Part 5 http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=16 http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=16 Sun, 26 Nov 2006 17:04:30 -0000 <a href="http://molapro.com/comikaze/examples/archive_page.php?comicID=16">Fatal Condition, Part 5</a> [[Kevin is watching TV.]] [[Warren enters.]] Kevin: Hey. [[They stare at eachother.]] [[Warren walks off.]] Fatal Condition, Part 5

[[Kevin is watching TV.]]

[[Warren enters.]]
Kevin: Hey.

[[They stare at eachother.]]

[[Warren walks off.]]]]>