Mutant Boy - latest additions

Mutant Boy - latest additions http://nivan.net/mutantboy The latest transcribed Mutant Boy comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:11:43 -0000 60 Mutant Boy 113 http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?113 http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?113 Sun, 24 Dec 2006 00:52:42 -0000 <a href="http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?113">Mutant Boy 113</a> [[Mutant Girl is sitting on top of Angry Apple. Both are dressed in Santa Claus costumes]] MG: ♪ We're all going on a summer holiday! ♫ ♪ AA: Being dressed in a Santa outfit is demeaning enough without there being an idiot sitting on me too. {{title text: I admit defeat to any comments about Mutant Girl's choice of song coming from the southern hemisphere.}} Mutant Boy 113

[[Mutant Girl is sitting on top of Angry Apple. Both are dressed in Santa Claus costumes]]
MG: ♪ We're all going on a summer holiday! ♫ ♪
AA: Being dressed in a Santa outfit is demeaning enough without there being an idiot sitting on me too.

{{title text: I admit defeat to any comments about Mutant Girl's choice of song coming from the southern hemisphere.}}]]> Mutant Boy and the infinite draw http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?112 http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?112 Sun, 17 Dec 2006 18:07:59 -0000 <a href="http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?112">Mutant Boy and the infinite draw</a> [[Mutant Boy and Trevor are playing chess. It's a stalemate]] MB and Trevor: Statemate again! [[Spaceman and Angry Apple are playing Noughts and Crosses]] SM: ANOTHER DRAW!?! [[Mutant Girl and Lol are playing Rock Paper Scissors]] MG and Lol: Rock! MEANWHILE, CIVILISATION COLLAPSES Mutant Boy and the infinite draw

[[Mutant Boy and Trevor are playing chess. It's a stalemate]]
MB and Trevor: Statemate again!

[[Spaceman and Angry Apple are playing Noughts and Crosses]]
SM: ANOTHER DRAW!?!

[[Mutant Girl and Lol are playing Rock Paper Scissors]]
MG and Lol: Rock!

MEANWHILE, CIVILISATION COLLAPSES]]> Mutant Boy and the swimming baths http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?99 http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?99 Sun, 10 Dec 2006 22:16:58 -0000 <a href="http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?99">Mutant Boy and the swimming baths</a> [[Mutant Boy and Lol are out swimming. Lol is standing on the edge of the pool talking to Mutant Boy in the water.]] Lol: LOL backstroke! What are you stroking? The water? Lol: LOL front crawl! What are you crawling on? THE WATER? Lol: LOL butterfly! What are you flying in? THE WATER?!? [[Soon...]] [[Mutant Boy pushes Lol into the water]] Lol: No pushing or spitting! Lol: LOL WHAT AM I DROWNING IN? THE WATER!?! [[A lifeguard is on watch]] Lifeguard: I'm going to allow this. Lol [as he goes under]: LOL swimming baths? Baths that are swimming? Mutant Boy and the swimming baths

[[Mutant Boy and Lol are out swimming. Lol is standing on the edge of the pool talking to Mutant Boy in the water.]]
Lol: LOL backstroke! What are you stroking? The water?

Lol: LOL front crawl! What are you crawling on? THE WATER?

Lol: LOL butterfly! What are you flying in? THE WATER?!?

[[Soon...]]
[[Mutant Boy pushes Lol into the water]]
Lol: No pushing or spitting!

Lol: LOL WHAT AM I DROWNING IN? THE WATER!?!

[[A lifeguard is on watch]]
Lifeguard: I'm going to allow this.
Lol [as he goes under]: LOL swimming baths? Baths that are swimming?]]> Mutant Boy and the Rorschach Test http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?98 http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?98 Sun, 10 Dec 2006 22:16:50 -0000 <a href="http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?98">Mutant Boy and the Rorschach Test</a> [[Lol is being tested by the Psychiatrist with Rorschach cards]] Lol: It's a butterfly! Psychiatrist: What? No. It's an evil face. Lol: I'm the one doing the test! Psychiatrist: I DREW THE TEST! I SHOULD KNOW! [[Mutant Boy appears and chomps the psychiatrist]] <<CHOMP>> Lol: Hey, thanks! MB: He was annoying me too. Hey, look at the shapes this pool of blood formed. Mutant Boy and the Rorschach Test

[[Lol is being tested by the Psychiatrist with Rorschach cards]]
Lol: It's a butterfly!
Psychiatrist: What? No. It's an evil face.

Lol: I'm the one doing the test!
Psychiatrist: I DREW THE TEST! I SHOULD KNOW!

[[Mutant Boy appears and chomps the psychiatrist]]
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Lol: Hey, thanks!
MB: He was annoying me too. Hey, look at the shapes this pool of blood formed.]]> Mutant Boy in Space! http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?97 http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?97 Sun, 10 Dec 2006 22:16:37 -0000 <a href="http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?97">Mutant Boy in Space!</a> [[Mutant Boy and Lol are in a spaceship. There is a porthole looking outside to a starscape, and an airlock door shown]] Lol: This must be the starboard side because I can see stars outside! MB: You're clearly rather confused. Here, step this way, towards the airlock, and I'll explain. Lol: Okay! [[Lol is now hanging from a rope by his leg, beside the airlock.]] Lol: HOW DOES THIS CLARIFY THE MATTER? Mutant Boy in Space!

[[Mutant Boy and Lol are in a spaceship. There is a porthole looking outside to a starscape, and an airlock door shown]]
Lol: This must be the starboard side because I can see stars outside!

MB: You're clearly rather confused. Here, step this way, towards the airlock, and I'll explain.
Lol: Okay!

[[Lol is now hanging from a rope by his leg, beside the airlock.]]
Lol: HOW DOES THIS CLARIFY THE MATTER?]]> Mutant Boy and the night of a thousand nightmares http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?96 http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?96 Sun, 10 Dec 2006 22:16:32 -0000 <a href="http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?96">Mutant Boy and the night of a thousand nightmares</a> [[Trevor is sleeping in his coffin]] Trevor: No, humans! Get away from me! You can't bite me, I'm a vampire! Nooooooo! NIGHTMARE [[Lol is sleeping in his bed]] Lol: What? No! Noooo! [[Lol wakes up with a start]] Lol: Lesbians! [[Mutant Boy is sleeping in his bed]] MB: zzZZ [[We see Mutant Boy confronting a giant spider in his dream]] MB: Oh for the love of God, stop being so bloody clichéd. Mutant Boy and the night of a thousand nightmares

[[Trevor is sleeping in his coffin]]
Trevor: No, humans! Get away from me! You can't bite me, I'm a vampire! Nooooooo!

NIGHTMARE

[[Lol is sleeping in his bed]]
Lol: What? No! Noooo!

[[Lol wakes up with a start]]
Lol: Lesbians!

[[Mutant Boy is sleeping in his bed]]
MB: zzZZ

[[We see Mutant Boy confronting a giant spider in his dream]]
MB: Oh for the love of God, stop being so bloody clichéd.]]> Lolathy who proves that knowledge isn't necessarily power http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?110 http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?110 Sun, 10 Dec 2006 22:16:28 -0000 <a href="http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?110">Lolathy who proves that knowledge isn't necessarily power</a> [[Lol is talking to a blind man]] Blind Man: ... and so it was only when I walked into the walrus that I realised I was blind. Lol: A group of unicorns is called a blessing. Blind Man: I... see... Lol: Holy crap! I have magical healing powers! Lol: In your face, Mutant Boy! [[Mutant Boy shrugs]] MB: Meh. Lol: Also Jesus! Lolathy who proves that knowledge isn't necessarily power

[[Lol is talking to a blind man]]
Blind Man: ... and so it was only when I walked into the walrus that I realised I was blind.
Lol: A group of unicorns is called a blessing.

Blind Man: I... see...
Lol: Holy crap! I have magical healing powers!

Lol: In your face, Mutant Boy!
[[Mutant Boy shrugs]]
MB: Meh.
Lol: Also Jesus!]]> Mutant Boy and the hairy shopkeeper http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?109 http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?109 Sun, 10 Dec 2006 22:16:25 -0000 <a href="http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?109">Mutant Boy and the hairy shopkeeper</a> [[Lol is browsing a shop]] Shopkeep: Sir, do you know this shop is closing now? Lol: And do YOU know that... Sofia is the capital of Bulgaria? MB: How do YOU know that? Lol: I get sleepy tapes! [[We see Lol in bed sleeping, with headphones on.]] Headphones: Montana mountain goats will butt heads so hard their hooves fall off. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world. Horses cannot vomit. Octopi have gardens. A goldfish has a short-term memory span of three seconds. Mutant Boy and the hairy shopkeeper

[[Lol is browsing a shop]]
Shopkeep: Sir, do you know this shop is closing now?
Lol: And do YOU know that... Sofia is the capital of Bulgaria?

MB: How do YOU know that?
Lol: I get sleepy tapes!

[[We see Lol in bed sleeping, with headphones on.]]
Headphones: Montana mountain goats will butt heads so hard their hooves fall off. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world. Horses cannot vomit. Octopi have gardens. A goldfish has a short-term memory span of three seconds.]]> The Continuing Adventures of Angry Apple http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?108 http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?108 Sun, 10 Dec 2006 22:16:02 -0000 <a href="http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?108">The Continuing Adventures of Angry Apple</a> [[Angry Apple is plodding along.]] AA: I'm pretty proud of my species. AA: We helped invent GRAVITY, you know. [[Angry apple hears a chomp behind him]] <<CHOMP>> [[Angry Apple turns around, sees bite out of his backside. Mutant Boy is standing there.]] AA: HEY! MB: Sorry, I was hungry AA: And we're nutritious! The Continuing Adventures of Angry Apple

[[Angry Apple is plodding along.]]
AA: I'm pretty proud of my species.

AA: We helped invent GRAVITY, you know.

[[Angry apple hears a chomp behind him]]
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[[Angry Apple turns around, sees bite out of his backside. Mutant Boy is standing there.]]
AA: HEY!
MB: Sorry, I was hungry

AA: And we're nutritious!]]> Mutant Boy and the terrorised train station http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?107 http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?107 Sun, 10 Dec 2006 22:15:52 -0000 <a href="http://nivan.net/mutantboy/?107">Mutant Boy and the terrorised train station</a> {{This comic will have a familiarity about it for anyone who uses London Charing Cross station frequently}} [[Mutant Boy is at a train station]] Announcer: Your attention please. This is a special announcement. Please do not leave cases or parcels unattended anywhere on the station. Unattended articles may be removed without warning. MB: Ah yes, the well-known fact that unattended luggage tends to explode of its own accord. [[Lol arrives, empty handed]] Somone off-panel: That's the guy! Get him! Lol: Hi. <<BOOM>> [[The station is covered in red goop]] Lol: That one had jam in it! [[Lol is electrocuted by a taser beam coming from off-panel]] MB: Morning, officers. Mutant Boy and the terrorised train station

{{This comic will have a familiarity about it for anyone who uses London Charing Cross station frequently}}

[[Mutant Boy is at a train station]]
Announcer: Your attention please. This is a special announcement. Please do not leave cases or parcels unattended anywhere on the station. Unattended articles may be removed without warning.

MB: Ah yes, the well-known fact that unattended luggage tends to explode of its own accord.

[[Lol arrives, empty handed]]
Somone off-panel: That's the guy! Get him!
Lol: Hi.

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[[The station is covered in red goop]]
Lol: That one had jam in it!

[[Lol is electrocuted by a taser beam coming from off-panel]]
MB: Morning, officers.]]>