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Name Removed - latest additions http://nameremoved.com The latest transcribed Name Removed comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sat, 14 May 2011 04:42:02 -0000 60 Working Vacation (labour) http://nameremoved.com/comics/875/ http://nameremoved.com/comics/875/ Sat, 14 May 2011 04:16:11 -0000 <a href="http://nameremoved.com/comics/875/">Working Vacation (labour)</a> Rabid: Where's the beach? Rabish: Here it is, at the bottom -- "Some assembly required" ... [[ "WISH YOU WERE HERE" ]] Working Vacation (labour)

Rabid: Where's the beach?

Rabish: Here it is, at the bottom -- "Some assembly required" ...

[[ "WISH YOU WERE HERE" ]]]]> Promotional Cards http://nameremoved.com/comics/876/ http://nameremoved.com/comics/876/ Sat, 14 May 2011 04:16:11 -0000 <a href="http://nameremoved.com/comics/876/">Promotional Cards</a> [[ Some cards. ]] Promotional Cards

[[ Some cards. ]]]]> Quickly Mistaken http://nameremoved.com/comics/877/ http://nameremoved.com/comics/877/ Sat, 14 May 2011 04:16:11 -0000 <a href="http://nameremoved.com/comics/877/">Quickly Mistaken</a> << KNOCK KNOCK >> Rabish: Mmmyes? Rabot: By the royal decree of Prince Handsome... Rabot: All... uh... elibagle bachulors and... uh... bachulesses are hereby SUMMONED TO ATTEND... Rabot: A Grand Ball Party Dance-Off Challenge to Win His Heart! Rabid and Rabish: No way! Rabot: Here's yer invite. NO dorks or losers, of COURSE. Fancy dress, bathe first, etc. etc. Rabid: Oh of COURSE! Li'l BEefy: Wow, you guys seem super-excited! Rabish: Shut UP loser! You're not invited!! Rabid: Clean this dumb room again, LOSER! Li'l Beefy: Again? Rabot: Workin' hard... deliverin' letters! Dr Quickly: So... you delivered it? Rabot: Oh! Sir, you startled me! Rabot: I certainly did! And... perhaps in lieu of the gold you promised... are there any additional invitations? Dr Quickly: Sure, there's one back in this shady, secluded alleyway... Rabot: Lead on! << KA-ZAP >> Rabish: We're going now, LOSER! Rabid: Gonna bag us a PRINCE! Rabish: Don't stay up, except to CLEAN more! Li'l Beefy: I'll NEVER get to go to a party or meet a prince or not be a LOSER! << Creeak! >> [[ Dr Quickly is burgling. ]] Li'l Beefy: Hey MISTER! Li'l Beefy: Are you my FAIRY GOD-MOTHER? Dr Quickly: Uhh... Dr Quickly: Actually... yes. Climb into my magic bag, and I'll fly you to the Grand Ball. Li'l Beefy: Wow! Dr Quickly: Gotta toss the right bag... Dr Quickly: Make a wish, kid! Li'l Beefy: Oh boy! << SPLASH >> Quickly Mistaken

<< KNOCK KNOCK >>

Rabish: Mmmyes?

Rabot: By the royal decree of Prince Handsome...

Rabot: All... uh... elibagle bachulors and... uh... bachulesses are hereby SUMMONED TO ATTEND...

Rabot: A Grand Ball Party Dance-Off Challenge to Win His Heart!
Rabid and Rabish: No way!

Rabot: Here's yer invite. NO dorks or losers, of COURSE. Fancy dress, bathe first, etc. etc.
Rabid: Oh of COURSE!

Li'l BEefy: Wow, you guys seem super-excited!

Rabish: Shut UP loser! You're not invited!!
Rabid: Clean this dumb room again, LOSER!

Li'l Beefy: Again?

Rabot: Workin' hard... deliverin' letters!

Dr Quickly: So... you delivered it?
Rabot: Oh! Sir, you startled me!

Rabot: I certainly did! And... perhaps in lieu of the gold you promised... are there any additional invitations?

Dr Quickly: Sure, there's one back in this shady, secluded alleyway...
Rabot: Lead on!

<< KA-ZAP >>

Rabish: We're going now, LOSER!
Rabid: Gonna bag us a PRINCE!

Rabish: Don't stay up, except to CLEAN more!

Li'l Beefy: I'll NEVER get to go to a party or meet a prince or not be a LOSER!

<< Creeak! >>

[[ Dr Quickly is burgling. ]]

Li'l Beefy: Hey MISTER!

Li'l Beefy: Are you my FAIRY GOD-MOTHER?
Dr Quickly: Uhh...

Dr Quickly: Actually... yes. Climb into my magic bag, and I'll fly you to the Grand Ball.

Li'l Beefy: Wow!

Dr Quickly: Gotta toss the right bag...

Dr Quickly: Make a wish, kid!
Li'l Beefy: Oh boy!

<< SPLASH >>]]> Working Vacation (of murder) http://nameremoved.com/comics/873/ http://nameremoved.com/comics/873/ Sat, 14 May 2011 04:16:10 -0000 <a href="http://nameremoved.com/comics/873/">Working Vacation (of murder)</a> [[ Rabid is relaxing on a beach when he is brought a message. ]] [[ He reads it and tosses it in a brazier. ]] [[ It reads: FOR YOUR EYES ONLY HEY HOW'S YOUR VACATION ... YOU NEED TO KILL THIS GUY ... OK? DOCTOR GERMAN QUICKLY ]] Dr Quickly: Why did I even BRING my stupid phone? Not that I expected it to, like, WORK out here. But why did I even bring it?! Dr Quickly: No, not even -- why did I pick up? Now everyone knows where I am and expects me to be on call 24/7! Dr Quickly: I wish I had YOUR job, in this tropical paradise. Dr Quickly: Thanks, man. [[ Rabid gave him poison. ]] Working Vacation (of murder)

[[ Rabid is relaxing on a beach when he is brought a message. ]]

[[ He reads it and tosses it in a brazier. ]]

[[ It reads: FOR YOUR EYES ONLY HEY HOW'S YOUR VACATION ... YOU NEED TO KILL THIS GUY ... OK? DOCTOR GERMAN QUICKLY ]]

Dr Quickly: Why did I even BRING my stupid phone? Not that I expected it to, like, WORK out here. But why did I even bring it?!

Dr Quickly: No, not even -- why did I pick up? Now everyone knows where I am and expects me to be on call 24/7!

Dr Quickly: I wish I had YOUR job, in this tropical paradise.

Dr Quickly: Thanks, man.

[[ Rabid gave him poison. ]]]]> Working Vacation (gocation vs staycation) http://nameremoved.com/comics/874/ http://nameremoved.com/comics/874/ Sat, 14 May 2011 04:16:10 -0000 <a href="http://nameremoved.com/comics/874/">Working Vacation (gocation vs staycation)</a> Captain: LASH THAT ROPE, BOY, OR I'LL HANG YOU WITH IT!! [[ Rabid guards the camp. ]] Captain: You want me to call you an ambulance? KEEP UP! There's WORSE snakes out here at NIGHT! Rabish: Sure are a lot of blogs to read before getting up. Rabish: Dinnertime? Guess I'll order in, again... Rabish: Looks like a nice day -- I should let some fresh air in... Working Vacation (gocation vs staycation)

Captain: LASH THAT ROPE, BOY, OR I'LL HANG YOU WITH IT!!

[[ Rabid guards the camp. ]]

Captain: You want me to call you an ambulance? KEEP UP! There's WORSE snakes out here at NIGHT!

Rabish: Sure are a lot of blogs to read before getting up.

Rabish: Dinnertime? Guess I'll order in, again...

Rabish: Looks like a nice day -- I should let some fresh air in...]]> A Boating Vacation http://nameremoved.com/comics/872/ http://nameremoved.com/comics/872/ Mon, 04 Apr 2011 16:24:16 -0000 <a href="http://nameremoved.com/comics/872/">A Boating Vacation</a> [[ The gang is in a skiff, sailing a lake. ]] A Boating Vacation

[[ The gang is in a skiff, sailing a lake. ]]]]> Quickly can help (april second) http://nameremoved.com/comics/871/ http://nameremoved.com/comics/871/ Sun, 03 Apr 2011 03:55:51 -0000 <a href="http://nameremoved.com/comics/871/">Quickly can help (april second)</a> Rabid: Oh no! It's April Fools day, and I haven't thought of any PRANKS! Dr Quickly: Here, you can have my spring-loaded gift-wrapped cream pie launcher! Rabid: HA ha! << WHUD >> Rabish: That really hurt! Rabish: Wait, was that a PRANK? April Fools was YESTERDAY, you JERK! [[ The previous evening... Doctor Quickly is switching Rabid's calendars]] Quickly can help (april second)

Rabid: Oh no! It's April Fools day, and I haven't thought of any PRANKS!

Dr Quickly: Here, you can have my spring-loaded gift-wrapped cream pie launcher!

Rabid: HA ha!
<< WHUD >>

Rabish: That really hurt!

Rabish: Wait, was that a PRANK? April Fools was YESTERDAY, you JERK!

[[ The previous evening... Doctor Quickly is switching Rabid's calendars]]]]> Quickly can help (he even drew this for me) http://nameremoved.com/comics/870/ http://nameremoved.com/comics/870/ Wed, 30 Mar 2011 23:23:10 -0000 <a href="http://nameremoved.com/comics/870/">Quickly can help (he even drew this for me)</a> Me: Doctor Quickly you are so smart; will you help me make a comic? Dr Quickly: No sweat! Dr Quickly: Here is my joke are you ready? Rabid: OK Dr Quickly: You say "KNOCK KNOCK" Rabid: "KNOCK KNOCK" Dr Quickly: Who's there? Rabid: I don't know! This doesn't make SENSE!! Dr Quickly: "I don't know! This doesn't make SENSE" WHO? Quickly can help (he even drew this for me)

Me: Doctor Quickly you are so smart; will you help me make a comic?
Dr Quickly: No sweat!

Dr Quickly: Here is my joke are you ready?
Rabid: OK

Dr Quickly: You say "KNOCK KNOCK"
Rabid: "KNOCK KNOCK"

Dr Quickly: Who's there?
Rabid: I don't know! This doesn't make SENSE!!

Dr Quickly: "I don't know! This doesn't make SENSE" WHO?]]> Quickly can help (generally) http://nameremoved.com/comics/869/ http://nameremoved.com/comics/869/ Mon, 28 Mar 2011 04:38:28 -0000 <a href="http://nameremoved.com/comics/869/">Quickly can help (generally)</a> [[ Doctor Quickly can help with that! ]] Rabid: Freaking site-specific browser! Load my dang webmail! Dr Quickly: You whitelisted the cname alias but it immediately redirects to google apps, so you add that, too. Rabish: My new kitten is refusing to eat his VERY expensive food! Dr Quickly: Sprinkle a bit of nutritional yeast! Kitten: ROWF ROWF Rabot: M-my hat keeps blowing away! Dr Quickly: I've fashioned you a chinstrap! << JINGLE JING JINGLE JING >> Li'l Beefy: My homework is confusing, and TOO HARD! Li'l Beefy: Thanks for tutoring me - I get it now! Quickly can help (generally)

[[ Doctor Quickly can help with that! ]]

Rabid: Freaking site-specific browser! Load my dang webmail!

Dr Quickly: You whitelisted the cname alias but it immediately redirects to google apps, so you add that, too.

Rabish: My new kitten is refusing to eat his VERY expensive food!

Dr Quickly: Sprinkle a bit of nutritional yeast!
Kitten: ROWF ROWF

Rabot: M-my hat keeps blowing away!

Dr Quickly: I've fashioned you a chinstrap!
<< JINGLE JING JINGLE JING >>

Li'l Beefy: My homework is confusing, and TOO HARD!

Li'l Beefy: Thanks for tutoring me - I get it now!]]> Rabot's Alone (... woof!) http://nameremoved.com/comics/868/ http://nameremoved.com/comics/868/ Fri, 25 Mar 2011 16:42:30 -0000 <a href="http://nameremoved.com/comics/868/">Rabot's Alone (... woof!)</a> Rabot: Whoa! I left the door open? Rabot: I was about to get in the shower -- with the door wide open! Rabot: I ... guess it doesn't matter because everyone but me... is... long dead... [[ A dog comes in. ]] Dog: Woof! Rabot: AAUGH!! Rabot's Alone (... woof!)

Rabot: Whoa! I left the door open?

Rabot: I was about to get in the shower -- with the door wide open!

Rabot: I ... guess it doesn't matter because everyone but me... is... long dead...

[[ A dog comes in. ]]

Dog: Woof!
Rabot: AAUGH!!]]>