http://heroesaremade.com The latest transcribed Heroes Are Made comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:00:54 -0000 60 http://heroesaremade.com/clonewar3.htm http://heroesaremade.com/clonewar3.htm Wed, 23 Aug 2006 09:12:01 -0000 <a href="http://heroesaremade.com/clonewar3.htm">Clone War (part 3)</a><br> <br> [[adam and shawn playing their nintendo Dual Screens (DS)]] <br \> <br \> Shawn: that sure was a tight spot we were in, i'm surprised we survived. <br \> <br \> Adam: it was fortunate we were sober when we were captured. <br \> <br \> [[a few hours previous]] <br \> <br \> [[adam and shawn tied up looking pathetic]] <br \> <br \> [[carbon clone of adam is sitting in a chair smoking a cigar, and drinking out of a highball glass]] <br \> Carbon-Adam: Now that i have your undivided attention, i will explain my entire scheme. i am going to kill the both of you and... <br \> <br \> Carbon-Adam: i am going to live in your house, use your friends, have sex with your girlfriend. i am going to live your life! And i'm killing shawn because he has a mullet. <br \> <br \> Carbon-Adam: PAY ATTENTION! I'M EXPLAINING MY EVIL SCHEME! <br \> Shawn: ow, my pride. <br \> <br \> Carbon-Adam: I am also going to drink all your beer! <br \> <br \> [[adam's arm looks chilled, and the clone appears to be frozen]] <br \> Adam: NO ONE DRINKS MY BEER! <br \> <br \> [[back to present]] <br \> Shawn: When did you get ice powers? <br \> Adam: I've always had them, they don't work when i'm drinking. <br \> <br \> Shawn: You must have a tiny wang! <br \> Adam: That's why i drink so much. Clone War (part 3)

[[adam and shawn playing their nintendo Dual Screens (DS)]]

Shawn: that sure was a tight spot we were in, i'm surprised we survived.

Adam: it was fortunate we were sober when we were captured.

[[a few hours previous]]

[[adam and shawn tied up looking pathetic]]

[[carbon clone of adam is sitting in a chair smoking a cigar, and drinking out of a highball glass]]
Carbon-Adam: Now that i have your undivided attention, i will explain my entire scheme. i am going to kill the both of you and...

Carbon-Adam: i am going to live in your house, use your friends, have sex with your girlfriend. i am going to live your life! And i'm killing shawn because he has a mullet.

Carbon-Adam: PAY ATTENTION! I'M EXPLAINING MY EVIL SCHEME!
Shawn: ow, my pride.

Carbon-Adam: I am also going to drink all your beer!

[[adam's arm looks chilled, and the clone appears to be frozen]]
Adam: NO ONE DRINKS MY BEER!

[[back to present]]
Shawn: When did you get ice powers?
Adam: I've always had them, they don't work when i'm drinking.

Shawn: You must have a tiny wang!
Adam: That's why i drink so much.]]> http://heroesaremade.com/advice4.htm http://heroesaremade.com/advice4.htm Wed, 23 Aug 2006 08:56:37 -0000 <a href="http://heroesaremade.com/advice4.htm">Advice: Fishbowls</a><br> <br> Shawn: Bobbing for fishbowls often results in fishbowls stuck on peoples heads. Advice: Fishbowls

Shawn: Bobbing for fishbowls often results in fishbowls stuck on peoples heads.]]> http://heroesaremade.com/drunkgun.htm http://heroesaremade.com/drunkgun.htm Thu, 17 Aug 2006 03:10:30 -0000 <a href="http://heroesaremade.com/drunkgun.htm">Drunk Gun</a><br> <br> [[adam shawn and scott sitting around drinking beer]] <br \> Shawn: ...! <br \> <br \> [[shawn pulls out some sort of gun mechinism, and is shooting it at adam]] <br \> Adam: OH NO! How'd you find my drunk gun! <br \> <br \> [[many bottles appear in front of adam andhe is slouched over]] <br \> Shawn: MWUAHAHA! <br \> <br \> [[adam is on the floor looking passed out]] <br \> <br \> [[shawn reaches over the table for the full beer in front of adam]] <br \> Shawn: Yoink! My beer now! <br \> <br \> [[shawn drinking frashly stolen beer]] <br \> Scott: Did someone just pee? Drunk Gun

[[adam shawn and scott sitting around drinking beer]]
Shawn: ...!

[[shawn pulls out some sort of gun mechinism, and is shooting it at adam]]
Adam: OH NO! How'd you find my drunk gun!

[[many bottles appear in front of adam andhe is slouched over]]
Shawn: MWUAHAHA!

[[adam is on the floor looking passed out]]

[[shawn reaches over the table for the full beer in front of adam]]
Shawn: Yoink! My beer now!

[[shawn drinking frashly stolen beer]]
Scott: Did someone just pee?]]> http://heroesaremade.com/clonewar2.htm http://heroesaremade.com/clonewar2.htm Thu, 17 Aug 2006 03:05:35 -0000 <a href="http://heroesaremade.com/clonewar2.htm">Clone War (part 2)</a><br> <br> [[a carbon clone of shawn and adam sit outside at a table, smoking cigars and drinking scotch]] <br \> Carbon-Shawn: These are fine cigars you've gotten us. <br \> Carbon-Adam: Yes, indeed they are, regardless, my plan is going to ruins, we've lost our scapegoat. <br \> <br \> Carbon-Shawn: The slow clone? And why were you drinking that gross beer? <br \> Carbon-Adam:The woman was getting suspicious. What should we do about the others? <br \> <br \> Carbon-Shawn: Perhaps we should crate some overly complicated scheme to capture them. <br \> <br \> Carbon-Adam: A beer and a bear trap would be most effective, but that would ultimately drive us mad. <br \> <br \> Carbon-Shawn: yes, that makes my brain hurt even considering it. <br \> Carbon-Adam: Have you any ideas, or shall we study? <br \> <br \> [[while puffing hard on the cigar]] <br \> Carbon-Shawn: Yes, i believe a Wile E. Coyote & Roadrunner marathon is due. <br \> <br \> [[KABOOM. The cigar explodes.]] <br \> <br \> [[carbon-shawn burnt looking, and slack jawed]] <br \> <br \> [[Carbon-adam laughing maniacally]] Clone War (part 2)

[[a carbon clone of shawn and adam sit outside at a table, smoking cigars and drinking scotch]]
Carbon-Shawn: These are fine cigars you've gotten us.
Carbon-Adam: Yes, indeed they are, regardless, my plan is going to ruins, we've lost our scapegoat.

Carbon-Shawn: The slow clone? And why were you drinking that gross beer?
Carbon-Adam:The woman was getting suspicious. What should we do about the others?

Carbon-Shawn: Perhaps we should crate some overly complicated scheme to capture them.

Carbon-Adam: A beer and a bear trap would be most effective, but that would ultimately drive us mad.

Carbon-Shawn: yes, that makes my brain hurt even considering it.
Carbon-Adam: Have you any ideas, or shall we study?

[[while puffing hard on the cigar]]
Carbon-Shawn: Yes, i believe a Wile E. Coyote & Roadrunner marathon is due.

[[KABOOM. The cigar explodes.]]

[[carbon-shawn burnt looking, and slack jawed]]

[[Carbon-adam laughing maniacally]]]]> http://heroesaremade.com/advice3.htm http://heroesaremade.com/advice3.htm Wed, 09 Aug 2006 03:14:46 -0000 <a href="http://heroesaremade.com/advice3.htm">Advice: Life</a><br> <br> Adam: There is more to life than just women and alcohol. But there is nothing more important. Advice: Life

Adam: There is more to life than just women and alcohol. But there is nothing more important.]]> http://heroesaremade.com/clonewar1.htm http://heroesaremade.com/clonewar1.htm Wed, 09 Aug 2006 03:13:33 -0000 <a href="http://heroesaremade.com/clonewar1.htm">Clone War (part 1)</a><br> <br> [[Adam and Shawn Playing billards]] <br \> Adam: Yea, last night was great... i'll see you then <br \> <br \> Adam: Weren't we trying to steal the popemobile last night? <br \> <br \> Shawn: That thing cruises like none other! <br \> <br \> [[large black and white beer can]] <br \> <br \> [[shawn pointing to beer can]] <br \> Adam: is that a new can, i've never seen it look like that... <br \> <br \> [adam and shawn staring at the black and white can dumbfounded]] <br \> <br \> Adam and Shawn: AWW SNAP! <br \> <br \> Adam: Didn't i kill him? <br \> <br \> Shawn: you just got played by your clone! sucker! Clone War (part 1)

[[Adam and Shawn Playing billards]]
Adam: Yea, last night was great... i'll see you then

Adam: Weren't we trying to steal the popemobile last night?

Shawn: That thing cruises like none other!

[[large black and white beer can]]

[[shawn pointing to beer can]]
Adam: is that a new can, i've never seen it look like that...

[adam and shawn staring at the black and white can dumbfounded]]

Adam and Shawn: AWW SNAP!

Adam: Didn't i kill him?

Shawn: you just got played by your clone! sucker!]]> http://heroesaremade.com/swear.htm http://heroesaremade.com/swear.htm Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:42:47 -0000 <a href="http://heroesaremade.com/swear.htm">Fucking Judas</a><br> <br> [[throughout the entire comic kevin and pete are doing random stupid things in the background, sometimes invloving cheetos, or generaic cheese puffs.]] <br \> Adam: then the fucking french-man headbutted the italian right in the god damn chest! <br \> <br \> Shawn: Holy shit, did he knock the fucker out? <br \> <br \> Captain Obvious: You two swear a lot! <br \> adam: who the fuck are you? <br \> <br \> Shawn: what's the worst thing that you called anyone? <br \> <br \> <br \> Adam: i was at a resturant, i asked for light ranch, and the dude brought me regular, i called him a fucking judas! <br \> pete: what the fuck does that mean? <br \> <br \> Adam: Fuck off! i went to catholic school! <br \> <br \> Shawn: What do you guys think? <br \> Kevin: has anyone seen my pubes? <br \> Pete: i luff shenaric sheesh fluffs! {{i love genaric cheese puffs}} Fucking Judas

[[throughout the entire comic kevin and pete are doing random stupid things in the background, sometimes invloving cheetos, or generaic cheese puffs.]]
Adam: then the fucking french-man headbutted the italian right in the god damn chest!

Shawn: Holy shit, did he knock the fucker out?

Captain Obvious: You two swear a lot!
adam: who the fuck are you?

Shawn: what's the worst thing that you called anyone?


Adam: i was at a resturant, i asked for light ranch, and the dude brought me regular, i called him a fucking judas!
pete: what the fuck does that mean?

Adam: Fuck off! i went to catholic school!

Shawn: What do you guys think?
Kevin: has anyone seen my pubes?
Pete: i luff shenaric sheesh fluffs! {{i love genaric cheese puffs}}]]> http://heroesaremade.com/advice2.htm http://heroesaremade.com/advice2.htm Sat, 29 Jul 2006 19:23:18 -0000 <a href="http://heroesaremade.com/advice2.htm">Advice: Babies</a><br> <br> Adam: Most people think that babies are cute, but infact they are quite dangerous. when threatened, a newborn's scream can kill small to medium sized predators, and their spit is poisonous, seriously, don't mess with babies. Advice: Babies

Adam: Most people think that babies are cute, but infact they are quite dangerous. when threatened, a newborn's scream can kill small to medium sized predators, and their spit is poisonous, seriously, don't mess with babies.]]> http://heroesaremade.com/advice1.htm http://heroesaremade.com/advice1.htm Sat, 29 Jul 2006 19:21:12 -0000 <a href="http://heroesaremade.com/advice1.htm">Advice: Scissors</a><br> <br> Adam: when trying to get scissors somewhere fast, throwing them can be just as bad as running with them. Advice: Scissors

Adam: when trying to get scissors somewhere fast, throwing them can be just as bad as running with them.]]> http://heroesaremade.com/lastbeer.htm http://heroesaremade.com/lastbeer.htm Sat, 29 Jul 2006 19:19:56 -0000 <a href="http://heroesaremade.com/lastbeer.htm">Last Beer (guest comic by Captain Obvious)</a><br> <br> [[all drawn in crayon]] <br \> Shawn: Adam, i just drank your last beer. yummy-yum! <br \> <br \> Adam: !! <br \> <br \> Adam: Hooray! i just invented something new! <br \> Shaw: oh! What does it do? <br \> <br \> [[adam shooting gun, with ZAP! coming out of it]] <br \> <br \> [[LARGE KABOOM!]] <br \> <br \> Adam: never drink my last beer again, bitch! Last Beer (guest comic by Captain Obvious)

[[all drawn in crayon]]
Shawn: Adam, i just drank your last beer. yummy-yum!

Adam: !!

Adam: Hooray! i just invented something new!
Shaw: oh! What does it do?

[[adam shooting gun, with ZAP! coming out of it]]

[[LARGE KABOOM!]]

Adam: never drink my last beer again, bitch!]]>