8 1/2 by Eleven - latest additions

8 1/2 by Eleven - latest additions http://lucastds.com/webcomic The latest transcribed 8 1/2 by Eleven comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:42:06 -0000 60 "In which a joke is deflated." http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=129 http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=129 Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:12:43 -0000 <a href="http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=129">"In which a joke is deflated."</a> [Nillan] That male-ling is certainly enjoying mauling that balloon. [Leyla] "Male-ling"? [Kid] *Bat!* [Nillan] His fists fly furiously, small dull bats pattering the round rubber skin of the spheroid. [Leyla] Are balloons even made of rubber? [Kid] *Fwap! Piff! Bat! Poof! Bat!* [Nillan] Oh! But they wish they were! When balloons dream that is what they wish for. [Balloon] Zzz. [Nillan] Their dreams most often end up deflated by reality. [Leyla] But they were FILLED with such potential! [Nillan] A mere illusion! Balloon dreams are filled with AIR. [Leyla] YEESH. [Nillan] That last pun was a bit of a STRETCH? [Leyla] It did not fly. "In which a joke is deflated."

[Nillan] That male-ling is certainly enjoying mauling that balloon.
[Leyla] "Male-ling"?
[Kid] *Bat!*

[Nillan] His fists fly furiously, small dull bats pattering the round rubber skin of the spheroid.
[Leyla] Are balloons even made of rubber?
[Kid] *Fwap! Piff! Bat! Poof! Bat!*

[Nillan] Oh! But they wish they were! When balloons dream that is what they wish for.
[Balloon] Zzz.

[Nillan] Their dreams most often end up deflated by reality.
[Leyla] But they were FILLED with such potential!

[Nillan] A mere illusion! Balloon dreams are filled with AIR.

[Leyla] YEESH.
[Nillan] That last pun was a bit of a STRETCH?
[Leyla] It did not fly.]]> "In which children go unfed so that dogs may have sweaters." http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=128 http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=128 Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:09:08 -0000 <a href="http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=128">"In which children go unfed so that dogs may have sweaters."</a> [Ubuktu's wife] I love you Percy. [Nillan's letter] Seriously though! People who think of their animals as little people really bug me! [Dog] Rarf? [Nillan's letter] They buy their dogs and monkeys and lizards little pieces of clothing and parade them around like children or something. [Dog at Little Miss Fido Dog Beauty Contest] Hrm? [Nillan] What of the real children? [Ubuktu's wife] You won 1st Percy! An extra dish awaits you! "In which children go unfed so that dogs may have sweaters."

[Ubuktu's wife] I love you Percy.
[Nillan's letter] Seriously though! People who think of their animals as little people really bug me!
[Dog] Rarf?

[Nillan's letter] They buy their dogs and monkeys and lizards little pieces of clothing and parade them around like children or something.
[Dog at Little Miss Fido Dog Beauty Contest] Hrm?

[Nillan] What of the real children?

[Ubuktu's wife] You won 1st Percy! An extra dish awaits you!]]> "In which a soul is tormented." http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=127 http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=127 Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:05:03 -0000 <a href="http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=127">"In which a soul is tormented."</a> [Nillan's letter] Wow! Can you imagine how cruel that would be? I could, like, cause depression in that man's life... [Nubuktu] No one ever remembers me. [Nillan's letter] And then -- because he got depressed -- his wife would get all depressed too. [Nubuktu] I am so sad. [Nubuktu's wife] My soul is tormented. [Nillan's letter] And then, of course, their dog would be depressed. Because animals are people too. [Nubuktu's dog] Aooo [Nillan's letter] Of course, there is the risk that I could bump into him some day in the future! [Nubuktu] You! My DOG is depressed because of you! *Fist Shake!* [Nillan] Dogs don't have those types of feelings!... BOB. *shrug* "In which a soul is tormented."

[Nillan's letter] Wow! Can you imagine how cruel that would be? I could, like, cause depression in that man's life...
[Nubuktu] No one ever remembers me.

[Nillan's letter] And then -- because he got depressed -- his wife would get all depressed too.
[Nubuktu] I am so sad.
[Nubuktu's wife] My soul is tormented.

[Nillan's letter] And then, of course, their dog would be depressed. Because animals are people too.
[Nubuktu's dog] Aooo

[Nillan's letter] Of course, there is the risk that I could bump into him some day in the future!
[Nubuktu] You! My DOG is depressed because of you! *Fist Shake!*
[Nillan] Dogs don't have those types of feelings!... BOB. *shrug*]]> "In which no one remembers." http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=126 http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=126 Sat, 14 Nov 2009 08:01:35 -0000 <a href="http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=126">"In which no one remembers."</a> [Nillan's letter] Oh! Speaking of the bus! Today, some guy on the bus totally thought I was someone that he used to know... [Another guy on the bus] Hi! [Nillan] Hm? [Nubuktu] How are you doin' Andrew? [Nillan] Sorry, I think you've mistaken me for someone else. [Nillan's letter] ... Imagine! What if I'd decided to play along? [Nillan] Hey! How you DOIN', Bob!? It's SO good to see you again. [Nubuktu] Actually, no! I am not Bob! I am a Nubuktu! [Nillan] But I am SURE I know you. [Guy on the bus] I must have forgotten your name. [Nillan's letter] I can imagine him later. [Nubuktu] No one EVER remembers me... "In which no one remembers."

[Nillan's letter] Oh! Speaking of the bus! Today, some guy on the bus totally thought I was someone that he used to know...
[Another guy on the bus] Hi!
[Nillan] Hm?

[Nubuktu] How are you doin' Andrew?
[Nillan] Sorry, I think you've mistaken me for someone else.

[Nillan's letter] ... Imagine! What if I'd decided to play along?
[Nillan] Hey! How you DOIN', Bob!? It's SO good to see you again.

[Nubuktu] Actually, no! I am not Bob! I am a Nubuktu!
[Nillan] But I am SURE I know you.
[Guy on the bus] I must have forgotten your name.

[Nillan's letter] I can imagine him later.
[Nubuktu] No one EVER remembers me...]]> "In which misery is personified." http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=125 http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=125 Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:55:46 -0000 <a href="http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=125">"In which misery is personified."</a> [Nillan's letter] Speaking of the bus! Craziness today... this woman got on and she was, like, misery personified... [Miserable woman] EXCUSE ME! EX-CUSE ME! [Nillan's letter] She was carrying some shopping bags and some guy accidentally bumped her... [Miserable woman] Glare... [Guy on the bus] Sorry! [Miserable woman] CAN'T YOU SEE?! I'M CARRYING STUFF?! [Guy on the bus] Sorry! Sorry! Yeek! [Miserable woman] WHY were you in my way? You could have *@#$N' KNOCKED me over! [Nillan's letter] Then her cellphone rang... [Miserable woman] Hello? *heart* [Nillan] What surprised me was not so much her mood change... I was shocked by the thought that someone would even call her. Because a woman like that should NOT have friends. [Leyla] I bet she was pretending so she would look really important. "In which misery is personified."

[Nillan's letter] Speaking of the bus! Craziness today... this woman got on and she was, like, misery personified...

[Miserable woman] EXCUSE ME! EX-CUSE ME!

[Nillan's letter] She was carrying some shopping bags and some guy accidentally bumped her...
[Miserable woman] Glare...
[Guy on the bus] Sorry!

[Miserable woman] CAN'T YOU SEE?! I'M CARRYING STUFF?!
[Guy on the bus] Sorry! Sorry! Yeek!

[Miserable woman] WHY were you in my way? You could have *@#$N' KNOCKED me over!

[Nillan's letter] Then her cellphone rang...
[Miserable woman] Hello? *heart*

[Nillan] What surprised me was not so much her mood change... I was shocked by the thought that someone would even call her. Because a woman like that should NOT have friends.
[Leyla] I bet she was pretending so she would look really important.]]> "In which Nillan requests instruction." http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=825 http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=825 Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:50:51 -0000 <a href="http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=825">"In which Nillan requests instruction."</a> [Nillan] It's time... a look at this list! I saw Sam last month... does that qualify as not seeing someone for a "long" time? [Nillan] I don't think so. The List: 1__ Get out of the house. 2__ Call a friend you haven't seen for awhile. 3__ Go for coffee. Order something you've never tasted. 4__ By me a Xmas gift. [Nillan] What are the rules to this list? [Nillan] This thing needs an instruction manual! "In which Nillan requests instruction."

[Nillan] It's time... a look at this list! I saw Sam last month... does that qualify as not seeing someone for a "long" time?

[Nillan] I don't think so.
The List:
1__ Get out of the house.
2__ Call a friend you haven't seen for awhile.
3__ Go for coffee. Order something you've never tasted.
4__ By me a Xmas gift.

[Nillan] What are the rules to this list?

[Nillan] This thing needs an instruction manual!]]> "In which Nillan chooses a category." http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=826 http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=826 Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:48:38 -0000 <a href="http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=826">"In which Nillan chooses a category."</a> [Zoe] Are you SERIOUS? You've had my list for two weeks and you haven't completed it yet? What kind of WIMP are you?! [Nillan] ... The skinny kind? "In which Nillan chooses a category."

[Zoe] Are you SERIOUS? You've had my list for two weeks and you haven't completed it yet? What kind of WIMP are you?!

[Nillan] ... The skinny kind?]]> "In which spunk can help a cavegirl out." http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=839 http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=839 Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:47:07 -0000 <a href="http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=839">"In which spunk can help a cavegirl out."</a> [Zoe] For real, though, why does everyone always like my brother? I mean... I am an attractive lady, aren't I? Why aren't men lining up for me? I didn't get hit on ONCE tonight! [Crystal] I think your confidence scares men off... men don't like confident women... It dates back to ancient times... [Zoe] You'd think cavemen would desire a woman with gusto! [Caveman] Honey, I don't have time to get breakfast today... [Zoe] It's okay... I slayed a tiger this morning myself... "In which spunk can help a cavegirl out."

[Zoe] For real, though, why does everyone always like my brother? I mean... I am an attractive lady, aren't I? Why aren't men lining up for me? I didn't get hit on ONCE tonight!

[Crystal] I think your confidence scares men off... men don't like confident women... It dates back to ancient times...
[Zoe] You'd think cavemen would desire a woman with gusto!

[Caveman] Honey, I don't have time to get breakfast today...
[Zoe] It's okay... I slayed a tiger this morning myself...]]> "In which Leyla disses American culture." http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=808 http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=808 Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:40:22 -0000 <a href="http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=808">"In which Leyla disses American culture."</a> [Leyla] It's so HOT today. [Katelyn] Is it? Isn't Montreal just as hot in the summer? [Leyla] Yes, I suppose. But at least THERE the heat is punctured by a jazz festival, bicycles, and plenty of culture. [Leyla] The only culture here is CAR culture, and it's going bankrupt. "In which Leyla disses American culture."

[Leyla] It's so HOT today.
[Katelyn] Is it? Isn't Montreal just as hot in the summer?

[Leyla] Yes, I suppose. But at least THERE the heat is punctured by a jazz festival, bicycles, and plenty of culture.

[Leyla] The only culture here is CAR culture, and it's going bankrupt.]]> "In which Katelyn disses Canadian culture." http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=809 http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=809 Sat, 14 Nov 2009 07:38:16 -0000 <a href="http://lucastds.com/webcomic/index.php?strip_id=809">"In which Katelyn disses Canadian culture."</a> [Katelyn] Blame Detroit! California has the strongest emission standards in the country! [Leyla] On the world stage, these standards are a JOKE. [Katelyn] Don't diss America! Canadians hunt baby seals! Your Queen was up there last week feasting on seal heart! [Leyla] Are you saying that just because an animal is CUTE, we shouldn't eat it? In that case, no more lamb, or chicklets, or pigs, (because of "Babe")... [Leyla] I can see Hollywood stars... embracing "Uglitarianism"... A diet consisting of fish, beef and genetically-modified-beakless-chickens. "In which Katelyn disses Canadian culture."

[Katelyn] Blame Detroit! California has the strongest emission standards in the country!
[Leyla] On the world stage, these standards are a JOKE.

[Katelyn] Don't diss America! Canadians hunt baby seals! Your Queen was up there last week feasting on seal heart!

[Leyla] Are you saying that just because an animal is CUTE, we shouldn't eat it? In that case, no more lamb, or chicklets, or pigs, (because of "Babe")...

[Leyla] I can see Hollywood stars... embracing "Uglitarianism"... A diet consisting of fish, beef and genetically-modified-beakless-chickens.]]>