Killroy and Tina - latest additions

Killroy and Tina - latest additions http://killroyandtina.com The latest transcribed Killroy and Tina comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:59:21 -0000 60 graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5276&name=killroyandtina http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5276&name=killroyandtina http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5276&name=killroyandtina Sat, 17 Dec 2005 15:17:48 -0000 <a href="http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5276&name=killroyandtina">graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5276&name=killroyandtina</a> Tina: Wrath or Shade, or wahtever the hell your name is! Get up here! NOW! W: I'm Wraith. Also, isn't it a bit cold now to be out in pajamas? T: Shut up. I need answers. W: Certainly. T: Why am I bonded to Killroy? What do I do to stop it? W: Oh, wait. That sort of question. I'm afraid I can't answer those. Thought you meant, you know, homework and stuch. T: So what the fuck can you tell me? W: I can tell you this... you would be wise to take Killroy up on his offer to train you. T: WHAT?! But he's evil! He's manipulative! And I'm pretty sure he wants to kill me! W: He's also the only other being on this planet who knows what it's like to have your powers. NOw, if you'll excuse me, I'm late for a chess game in New Delhi. T: You deal with other humans? W: Of coruse. At bus stops and subways, in alleyways and caves. Everywhere. You're not the only one who talks to shadows, you know. graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5276&name=killroyandtina

Tina: Wrath or Shade, or wahtever the hell your name is! Get up here! NOW!

W: I'm Wraith. Also, isn't it a bit cold now to be out in pajamas?
T: Shut up. I need answers.

W: Certainly.

T: Why am I bonded to Killroy? What do I do to stop it?
W: Oh, wait. That sort of question. I'm afraid I can't answer those. Thought you meant, you know, homework and stuch.

T: So what the fuck can you tell me?
W: I can tell you this... you would be wise to take Killroy up on his offer to train you.

T: WHAT?! But he's evil! He's manipulative! And I'm pretty sure he wants to kill me!
W: He's also the only other being on this planet who knows what it's like to have your powers. NOw, if you'll excuse me, I'm late for a chess game in New Delhi.

T: You deal with other humans?
W: Of coruse. At bus stops and subways, in alleyways and caves. Everywhere. You're not the only one who talks to shadows, you know.]]> graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5274&name=killroyandtina http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5274&name=killroyandtina http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5274&name=killroyandtina Sat, 17 Dec 2005 15:17:46 -0000 <a href="http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5274&name=killroyandtina">graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5274&name=killroyandtina</a> B: Hey hon. Killroy's in the kitchen making popcorn or som-- god, you look like shit! Have a bad day? T: Horrible. The worse. I just wanna curl up in a ball and die. B: You're in luck. The healing balm that is TV's Friends is about to start. I think this is the episode where Chandler says witty things. TV: We interrupt this program for a Wakefield Watch Special Report... TV: Wakefield area citizens report seeing a mysterious and dangerous creature on the streets tonight. Wakefield Watch reports... TV: A downtown alleyway was the site of carnage this evening... Thug 1: Girl had these glowin' eyes, and was *bleep* strong. And big wings, like a *bleep* demon! TV: ... as two men suffered injuries, reportedly at the hands of a dangerous "Demon-Girl." Girl: I don't care if she had fangs. I just know she saved me... from something. Thank you, Demon Girl. TV: Others hail the girl as a hero. TV: Wakefield police have created this composite sketch of the apparent "Demon-Girl." While the police are not willing to conclude anything at this time, they urge all citizens to remain in their homes if at all possible. B: Dude! T: Demon-Girl? B: YOU have glowing eyes and super strength and fangs and stuff! graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5274&name=killroyandtina

B: Hey hon. Killroy's in the kitchen making popcorn or som-- god, you look like shit! Have a bad day?
T: Horrible. The worse. I just wanna curl up in a ball and die.
B: You're in luck. The healing balm that is TV's Friends is about to start. I think this is the episode where Chandler says witty things.
TV: We interrupt this program for a Wakefield Watch Special Report...

TV: Wakefield area citizens report seeing a mysterious and dangerous creature on the streets tonight. Wakefield Watch reports...

TV: A downtown alleyway was the site of carnage this evening...
Thug 1: Girl had these glowin' eyes, and was *bleep* strong. And big wings, like a *bleep* demon!
TV: ... as two men suffered injuries, reportedly at the hands of a dangerous "Demon-Girl."

Girl: I don't care if she had fangs. I just know she saved me... from something. Thank you, Demon Girl.
TV: Others hail the girl as a hero.

TV: Wakefield police have created this composite sketch of the apparent "Demon-Girl." While the police are not willing to conclude anything at this time, they urge all citizens to remain in their homes if at all possible.

B: Dude!
T: Demon-Girl?
B: YOU have glowing eyes and super strength and fangs and stuff!]]> graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5260&name=killroyandtina http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5260&name=killroyandtina http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5260&name=killroyandtina Sat, 17 Dec 2005 15:17:45 -0000 <a href="http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5260&name=killroyandtina">graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5260&name=killroyandtina</a> Thug 1: Back off, bitch! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! Holy-- Krrk! Gyah! Tina: I said... Get away from her! Girl: Thank God. If you hadn't shown up, I don't kn-- *wugh* KRAK! T: Oh. Wait. Oh crap. graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5260&name=killroyandtina

Thug 1: Back off, bitch!

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

Holy-- Krrk! Gyah!

Tina: I said... Get away from her!

Girl: Thank God. If you hadn't shown up, I don't kn--

*wugh* KRAK!

T: Oh. Wait. Oh crap.]]> graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5256&name=killroyandtina http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5256&name=killroyandtina http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5256&name=killroyandtina Sat, 17 Dec 2005 15:17:44 -0000 <a href="http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5256&name=killroyandtina">graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5256&name=killroyandtina</a> Chapter 5 Learning to Fly [Killroy jumping shark] graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5256&name=killroyandtina

Chapter 5 Learning to Fly
[Killroy jumping shark]]]> graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5252&name=killroyandtina http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5252&name=killroyandtina http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5252&name=killroyandtina Sat, 17 Dec 2005 15:17:39 -0000 <a href="http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5252&name=killroyandtina">graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5252&name=killroyandtina</a> K: Child. Do not prod the captives with that stick. Guy: Gonna stab you in the throat, little punk. K: Use the taser, as I instructed. Shawn: Hey, Killroy? Shawn: Looks like we're about done here. I'm gonna go home, alright? K: Fine. Dave: Wait a minute. There's still one more. What about Gaylord? Guy: Please! Galylord grew up at the edge of these woods. He knows them like the back of his hand. Guy: He's a master woodsman. He can point out a bug 30 yards away in thick brush. Nobody can get him. Not even you and your-- Guy: GYAA! SHAKIRA! Kid 3: Hee hee! ELSEWHILE... Gaylord: Little help here? Damnit. graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5252&name=killroyandtina

K: Child. Do not prod the captives with that stick.
Guy: Gonna stab you in the throat, little punk.

K: Use the taser, as I instructed.
Shawn: Hey, Killroy?

Shawn: Looks like we're about done here. I'm gonna go home, alright?

K: Fine.
Dave: Wait a minute. There's still one more. What about Gaylord?

Guy: Please! Galylord grew up at the edge of these woods. He knows them like the back of his hand.

Guy: He's a master woodsman. He can point out a bug 30 yards away in thick brush. Nobody can get him. Not even you and your--

Guy: GYAA!
SHAKIRA!
Kid 3: Hee hee!

ELSEWHILE...
Gaylord: Little help here? Damnit.]]> graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5250&name=killroyandtina http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5250&name=killroyandtina http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5250&name=killroyandtina Sat, 17 Dec 2005 15:17:38 -0000 <a href="http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5250&name=killroyandtina">graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5250&name=killroyandtina</a> Dude: *huff huff* I think we'll be clear up ahead. Kid 3: I choose you, Pikachu! *toss* KRAKOOM! Kid 3: Balls power! MEANWHILE... Thoom! Thoom! Thoom! Thoom! Thoom! Thoom! Thoom! Dave: Uh, Shawn? I think you got him. Shawn: Jeez, man! What happened to you?! Dave: Went for a spin. I couldn't help but notice Killroy froze our paintballs. That must sting a little. Shawn: This guy sure seemed to notice. Dave: Oh yeah. He's lookin' real mellow. [paintball] graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5250&name=killroyandtina

Dude: *huff huff* I think we'll be clear up ahead.

Kid 3: I choose you, Pikachu! *toss*

KRAKOOM!

Kid 3: Balls power!

MEANWHILE...
Thoom! Thoom! Thoom! Thoom! Thoom! Thoom! Thoom!
Dave: Uh, Shawn? I think you got him.

Shawn: Jeez, man! What happened to you?!
Dave: Went for a spin. I couldn't help but notice Killroy froze our paintballs. That must sting a little.
Shawn: This guy sure seemed to notice.
Dave: Oh yeah. He's lookin' real mellow.

[paintball]]]> graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5249&name=killroyandtina http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5249&name=killroyandtina http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5249&name=killroyandtina Sat, 17 Dec 2005 15:17:37 -0000 <a href="http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5249&name=killroyandtina">graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5249&name=killroyandtina</a> Guy: Bye, dude. Thoom! Dave: Shields. SPLORT Guy: The hell? Guy2: That guy's freakin' flying! This is too weird. I'm outie, man. Bundy: Word. Dave: Aren't you going to leave, too? Um... Ooo-kay... Well, bye, dude. [wheelchair paintball] graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5249&name=killroyandtina

Guy: Bye, dude.
Thoom!
Dave: Shields.
SPLORT

Guy: The hell?

Guy2: That guy's freakin' flying! This is too weird. I'm outie, man.
Bundy: Word.

Dave: Aren't you going to leave, too? Um... Ooo-kay...
Well, bye, dude.

[wheelchair paintball]]]> graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5248&name=killroyandtina http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5248&name=killroyandtina http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5248&name=killroyandtina Sat, 17 Dec 2005 15:17:36 -0000 <a href="http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5248&name=killroyandtina">graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5248&name=killroyandtina</a> Shawn: I don't understand how this works. B: Killroy already told you, Shawn. Press the red knuckle and voila--paintball ballet. S: No. I mean, I know how to use it. It just makes no sense. This machine shouldn't work under the laws of physics. B: Killroy's eyes shouldn't be glowing, either. As long as it works, I'm not complaining. Kid 3: Brandon, how do I do this again? B: Jeez, kid! Push button. Throw ball. Run like mofo. B: This is short bus stuff, you guys. How are we going to win if we can't even work our own equipment? I wonder how things are going for Dave. He was out running scout for us. MEANWHILE... Guy: I.. am.. gonna.. shoot.. you. Do.. you.. understand.. what.. I.. am.. saying? Dave: For the love of Christ--if you're going to continue talking like that, then yes, please, shoot me. graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5248&name=killroyandtina

Shawn: I don't understand how this works.

B: Killroy already told you, Shawn. Press the red knuckle and voila--paintball ballet.

S: No. I mean, I know how to use it. It just makes no sense. This machine shouldn't work under the laws of physics.

B: Killroy's eyes shouldn't be glowing, either. As long as it works, I'm not complaining.
Kid 3: Brandon, how do I do this again?
B: Jeez, kid! Push button. Throw ball. Run like mofo.

B: This is short bus stuff, you guys. How are we going to win if we can't even work our own equipment? I wonder how things are going for Dave. He was out running scout for us.

MEANWHILE...
Guy: I.. am.. gonna.. shoot.. you. Do.. you.. understand.. what.. I.. am.. saying?
Dave: For the love of Christ--if you're going to continue talking like that, then yes, please, shoot me.]]> graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5243&name=killroyandtina http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5243&name=killroyandtina http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5243&name=killroyandtina Sat, 17 Dec 2005 15:17:34 -0000 <a href="http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5243&name=killroyandtina">graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5243&name=killroyandtina</a> G: Whatever, Lame. You got twenty minutes to meet with your "team" and suit up. G: C'mon, guys. We got twenty to light up. B: Know what's funny? How they keep using that same Brandon Lame joke since fourth grade. It's a damned riot. K: Yes, it sounds funny. We should meet the other... K: ... team members? B: Damn. I knew we should've gone shopping cart surfing instead. B: Any of you even played paintball before? Kid 1: No, but my dad says not to come home till I'm a man. Kid 2: Same deal with me. Folks said to get out and meet people. Kid 3: My mommy and daddy are having wrestle time! They said to come back in three hours! No sooner! graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5243&name=killroyandtina

G: Whatever, Lame. You got twenty minutes to meet with your "team" and suit up.

G: C'mon, guys. We got twenty to light up.
B: Know what's funny? How they keep using that same Brandon Lame joke since fourth grade. It's a damned riot.
K: Yes, it sounds funny. We should meet the other...

K: ... team members?
B: Damn. I knew we should've gone shopping cart surfing instead.

B: Any of you even played paintball before?

Kid 1: No, but my dad says not to come home till I'm a man.
Kid 2: Same deal with me. Folks said to get out and meet people.
Kid 3: My mommy and daddy are having wrestle time! They said to come back in three hours! No sooner!]]> graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5277&name=killroyandtina http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5277&name=killroyandtina http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5277&name=killroyandtina Sat, 17 Dec 2005 15:17:32 -0000 <a href="http://graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5277&name=killroyandtina">graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5277&name=killroyandtina</a> B: So are you really gonna have Killroy train you, Yoda-style? T: I said I was thinkin gabout it. Nothing's certain. I still trust the guy as far as I can throw him. I just don't want to hurt anyone again. Ever. B: Still worried about all that "Demon-Girl" crap? T: Kinda sorta. B: This is America, remember? People will get a new crisis to worry about within a week. B: Whoa. T: Or I'll just become a notorious anti-hero for Wakefield High's anti-establishment community. B: Here, give me the gum you're chewing on... I'm gonna sell it. T: No! MEANWHILE... Matilda: I'm running to the dry cleaners on the way to work. Give me that suit so I can have it cleaned. K: What the what to who? M: it's okay, you can keep on the yarmulke. I actually admire how dedicated you are to wear it all of the time. K: ...What?! graphicsmash.com/series.php?view=archive&chapter=5277&name=killroyandtina

B: So are you really gonna have Killroy train you, Yoda-style?
T: I said I was thinkin gabout it. Nothing's certain. I still trust the guy as far as I can throw him. I just don't want to hurt anyone again. Ever.
B: Still worried about all that "Demon-Girl" crap?

T: Kinda sorta.
B: This is America, remember? People will get a new crisis to worry about within a week.

B: Whoa.
T: Or I'll just become a notorious anti-hero for Wakefield High's anti-establishment community.
B: Here, give me the gum you're chewing on... I'm gonna sell it.
T: No!

MEANWHILE...
Matilda: I'm running to the dry cleaners on the way to work. Give me that suit so I can have it cleaned.
K: What the what to who?
M: it's okay, you can keep on the yarmulke. I actually admire how dedicated you are to wear it all of the time.
K: ...What?!]]>