Moe - latest additions

Moe - latest additions http://firmanproductions.com The latest transcribed Moe comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:09:53 -0000 60 Moe 12: What a Squirt http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=12 http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=12 Tue, 17 Jan 2006 11:28:17 -0000 <a href="http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=12">Moe 12: What a Squirt</a> PANEL 2 <.< PANEL 3 >.> PANEL 4 *orange juice* PANEL 5 *POUR!* PANEL 6 >.> PANEL 7 <.< PANEL 8 *kiwi* PANEL 9 *SQUEEZE!* PANEL 10 :) PANEL 12 :0 PANEL 14 Manager: What the hell are you doing? PANEL 15 Moe: I'm just browsing. Moe 12: What a Squirt

PANEL 2

<.<

PANEL 3

>.>

PANEL 4

*orange juice*

PANEL 5

*POUR!*

PANEL 6

>.>

PANEL 7

<.<

PANEL 8

*kiwi*

PANEL 9

*SQUEEZE!*

PANEL 10

:)

PANEL 12

:0

PANEL 14

Manager: What the hell are you doing?

PANEL 15

Moe: I'm just browsing.]]> Moe 10: "Moe"ndane Market Chronicle http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=10 http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=10 Tue, 17 Jan 2006 11:26:12 -0000 <a href="http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=10">Moe 10: "Moe"ndane Market Chronicle</a> PANEL 1 Moe: Excuse me, employee, are these the only kinds of juices you carry? Grocer: What juice did you want sir? Moe: Kiwi. PANEL 2 Grocer: That's not a kind of juice. Moe: It is a kind of fruit, therefore, it is filled with kiwi juice. PANEL 3 Grocer: You're kind of a fruit. Moe: Therefore I am filled with Moe juice! PANEL 4 Moe: Wait, that wasn't clever. Moe 10: "Moe"ndane Market Chronicle

PANEL 1

Moe: Excuse me, employee, are these the only kinds of juices you carry?

Grocer: What juice did you want sir?

Moe: Kiwi.

PANEL 2

Grocer: That's not a kind of juice.

Moe: It is a kind of fruit, therefore, it is filled with kiwi juice.

PANEL 3

Grocer: You're kind of a fruit.

Moe: Therefore I am filled with Moe juice!

PANEL 4

Moe: Wait, that wasn't clever.]]> Moe 74: Splintered Cells http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php Tue, 17 Jan 2006 11:23:31 -0000 <a href="http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php">Moe 74: Splintered Cells</a> PANEL 1 Moe: Oh no, those guards are headed for this hallway. PANEL 2 Guard: ...was up until 4 A.M. last night. I am so pooped. PANEL 3 Guard: I think I just need a good stretch-- YAWWN PANEL 4 *DOINK!* Moe 74: Splintered Cells

PANEL 1

Moe: Oh no, those guards are headed for this hallway.

PANEL 2

Guard: ...was up until 4 A.M. last night. I am so pooped.

PANEL 3

Guard: I think I just need a good stretch-- YAWWN

PANEL 4

*DOINK!*]]> Moe 056: The Truth About the Billboard http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=56 http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=56 Tue, 15 Nov 2005 03:02:38 -0000 <a href="http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=56">Moe 056: The Truth About the Billboard</a> PANEL 1 Moe: Do either of you guys know where Happy Valley is? Slippy Kip: What, like the bread? PANEL 2 Moe: The what? No... Happy Valley. I want to know where it is. Slippy Kip: Happy Valley is a brand of stone-milled whole wheat bread. PANEL 3 Moe: Yeah... ok PANEL 4 Moe: But I'm talking about the place. Like, the valley itself. Slippy Kip: You'll find it next to Fruitopia. Moe: Thank you Moe 056: The Truth About the Billboard

PANEL 1

Moe: Do either of you guys know where Happy Valley is?

Slippy Kip: What, like the bread?

PANEL 2

Moe: The what? No... Happy Valley. I want to know where it is.

Slippy Kip: Happy Valley is a brand of stone-milled whole wheat bread.

PANEL 3

Moe: Yeah... ok

PANEL 4

Moe: But I'm talking about the place. Like, the valley itself.

Slippy Kip: You'll find it next to Fruitopia.

Moe: Thank you]]> Moe 68: The Return of Dr. Mad http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=68 http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=68 Tue, 15 Nov 2005 02:58:03 -0000 <a href="http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=68">Moe 68: The Return of Dr. Mad</a> PANEL 1 Dr. Mad: Listen, Moe, I don't have much time to explain; I know your secret and, mmm, i think we can help each other. I've drawn a plan here, look. Moe: Uh PANEL 2 Dr. Mad: I think our first goal is obvious. We need to break me out of this jail cell Moe: I'm... I'm the one in jail. PANEL 3 Dr. Mad: Mmm PANEL 4 Dr. Mad: Ok, I need to make a new diagram Moe 68: The Return of Dr. Mad

PANEL 1

Dr. Mad: Listen, Moe, I don't have much time to explain; I know your secret and, mmm, i think we can help each other. I've drawn a plan here, look.

Moe: Uh

PANEL 2

Dr. Mad: I think our first goal is obvious. We need to break me out of this jail cell

Moe: I'm... I'm the one in jail.

PANEL 3

Dr. Mad: Mmm

PANEL 4

Dr. Mad: Ok, I need to make a new diagram]]> Moe 26: The Billboard http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=26 http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=26 Fri, 11 Nov 2005 14:15:53 -0000 <a href="http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=26">Moe 26: The Billboard</a> *Moe is on his tricycle, staring at a billboard advertising "Happy Valley: the opposite of subfusc!"* Moe 26: The Billboard

*Moe is on his tricycle, staring at a billboard advertising "Happy Valley: the opposite of subfusc!"*]]> Moe 67: Moelancholy http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=67 http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=67 Fri, 11 Nov 2005 14:14:27 -0000 <a href="http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=67">Moe 67: Moelancholy</a> *Moe is sulking in the shadows of his jail cell* Moe 67: Moelancholy

*Moe is sulking in the shadows of his jail cell*]]> Moe 66: Tragedy Strikes the Dope Family http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=66 http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=66 Fri, 11 Nov 2005 14:14:25 -0000 <a href="http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=66">Moe 66: Tragedy Strikes the Dope Family</a> PANEL 1 Moe: Time to check up on mom. We haven't spoken since she last visited a week ago. Phone: Hello Moe: Hi dad! Mom there? PANEL 2 Phone: Hey son. I hate to tell you like this, but your mother died in a plane crash a week ago. Moe: Oh my God. How is Bo taking it? PANEL 3 Phone: If you are asking about your brother, I haven't seen him and since the accident have been unable to look for him. Moe: Bo is still WAITING at the airport?! Why didn't you get him? PANEL 4 Phone: This recording is a digital composite of my voice provided by the local police department in case you called here. I, too, am dead from the same plane crash that killed your mother. It crashed into my workplace. Leave a message after the beep. Moe 66: Tragedy Strikes the Dope Family

PANEL 1

Moe: Time to check up on mom. We haven't spoken since she last visited a week ago.

Phone: Hello

Moe: Hi dad! Mom there?

PANEL 2

Phone: Hey son. I hate to tell you like this, but your mother died in a plane crash a week ago.

Moe: Oh my God. How is Bo taking it?

PANEL 3

Phone: If you are asking about your brother, I haven't seen him and since the accident have been unable to look for him.

Moe: Bo is still WAITING at the airport?! Why didn't you get him?

PANEL 4

Phone: This recording is a digital composite of my voice provided by the local police department in case you called here. I, too, am dead from the same plane crash that killed your mother. It crashed into my workplace. Leave a message after the beep.]]> Moe 65: Officers Mallay & Dumpty: Episode 3 http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=65 http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=65 Thu, 10 Nov 2005 21:18:39 -0000 <a href="http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=65">Moe 65: Officers Mallay & Dumpty: Episode 3</a> Mallay and Dumpty: The Adventures of Two Corrupt Police Officers! PANEL 1 Dumpty: Ok, this is it. This is C. Scrawl's "crib". Mallay: Argh! PANEL 2 Mallay: WHAT DID I TELL YOU?! What did I tell you about using their lingo?! I'll kill you! Dumpty: Whoa! Hold on! PANEL 3 Dumpty: I was talking about this old crib here by the shed. It belongs to C. Scrawl. PANEL 4 Mallay: Fine. Dumpty: (thinking) I am so lucky there was actually a crib there. Moe 65: Officers Mallay & Dumpty: Episode 3

Mallay and Dumpty: The Adventures of Two Corrupt Police Officers!

PANEL 1

Dumpty: Ok, this is it. This is C. Scrawl's "crib".

Mallay: Argh!

PANEL 2

Mallay: WHAT DID I TELL YOU?! What did I tell you about using their lingo?! I'll kill you!

Dumpty: Whoa! Hold on!

PANEL 3

Dumpty: I was talking about this old crib here by the shed. It belongs to C. Scrawl.

PANEL 4

Mallay: Fine.

Dumpty: (thinking) I am so lucky there was actually a crib there.]]> Moe 44: Pre"Moe"ture http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=44 http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=44 Wed, 09 Nov 2005 08:48:51 -0000 <a href="http://firmanproductions.com/comikaze/comics/archive_page.php?comicID=44">Moe 44: Pre"Moe"ture</a> PANEL 1 *BLAM!* PANEL 2 *reload* PANEL 3 *BLAM BLAM* PANEL 4 Detective Narrative: I fired my gun to make sure it still worked. Moe 44: Pre"Moe"ture

PANEL 1

*BLAM!*

PANEL 2

*reload*

PANEL 3

*BLAM BLAM*

PANEL 4

Detective Narrative: I fired my gun to make sure it still worked.]]>