http://technocomics.com The latest transcribed Deathfist Ninja GKaiser comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:11:51 -0000 60 http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060818 http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060818 Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:54:28 -0000 <a href="http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060818">Issue 4: Page 7</a><br> <br> The Washington Monument transforms into a giant robot then walks to the White House to stand before President Bush Issue 4: Page 7

The Washington Monument transforms into a giant robot then walks to the White House to stand before President Bush]]> http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060811 http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060811 Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:53:03 -0000 <a href="http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060811">Issue 4: Page 6</a><br> <br> Agent: No Mr President! Don't do it! Don't use it on American soil! / The President presses the red button that activates the Secret Weapon. / The Washington Monument begins to shake and glow green with energy / Man: W-what is going on? / Random hippie: It's the Gaia Effect man! The Earth is going to destroy us because we are disease infested rodents! The world is going to explode into a trillion bits! The aliens, they're going to probe us for.. / A tree snaps and crushes the hippie Issue 4: Page 6

Agent: No Mr President! Don't do it! Don't use it on American soil! / The President presses the red button that activates the Secret Weapon. / The Washington Monument begins to shake and glow green with energy / Man: W-what is going on? / Random hippie: It's the Gaia Effect man! The Earth is going to destroy us because we are disease infested rodents! The world is going to explode into a trillion bits! The aliens, they're going to probe us for.. / A tree snaps and crushes the hippie]]> http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060804 http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060804 Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:49:54 -0000 <a href="http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060804">Issue 4: Page 5</a><br> <br> Agent: Hey looks guys! This has a ninja on it! Could this be one of them?! / The front page of the Daily Globetrotter shows Cyber Ninja Shade and Ninja GKaiser battling Butterfly Ninjas with the heading 'Super Ninjas defeat Giant Robot! Hundreds die!' / The agent runs to President Bush with the newspaper / President: Well you can tell him he needs to stop doing this sh../ Agent: Mr President! (whisper whisper) / President: I see! I am activating the secret weapon! Issue 4: Page 5

Agent: Hey looks guys! This has a ninja on it! Could this be one of them?! / The front page of the Daily Globetrotter shows Cyber Ninja Shade and Ninja GKaiser battling Butterfly Ninjas with the heading 'Super Ninjas defeat Giant Robot! Hundreds die!' / The agent runs to President Bush with the newspaper / President: Well you can tell him he needs to stop doing this sh../ Agent: Mr President! (whisper whisper) / President: I see! I am activating the secret weapon!]]> http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060728 http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060728 Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:46:14 -0000 <a href="http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060728">Issue 4: Page 4</a><br> <br> Meanwhile, inside a secret surveillance room in Washington D. C. the Secret Service investigate the kidnapping of Chelsea, the President's daughter! / On the video, Vampires Sigfried and Roy attack agents while wearing paper bags over their heads / Agent: Wow they bit them in the ass...that's an unconventional assassin technique if I ever saw one..that's definetly a new one.. gosh those bags kinda make them look like ninjas...they ARE ninjas! Ninjas kidnapped the President's daughter! Look they are wearing disco pants! (gasp!) Disco Vampire Ninjas! Issue 4: Page 4

Meanwhile, inside a secret surveillance room in Washington D. C. the Secret Service investigate the kidnapping of Chelsea, the President's daughter! / On the video, Vampires Sigfried and Roy attack agents while wearing paper bags over their heads / Agent: Wow they bit them in the ass...that's an unconventional assassin technique if I ever saw one..that's definetly a new one.. gosh those bags kinda make them look like ninjas...they ARE ninjas! Ninjas kidnapped the President's daughter! Look they are wearing disco pants! (gasp!) Disco Vampire Ninjas!]]> http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060714 http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060714 Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:41:05 -0000 <a href="http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060714">Issue 4: Page 2</a><br> <br> Next was Shishkabob Tiger, a sociopath who loves woman maybe a little too much! / Shishkabob Tiger: Hookers, the other, other white meat! / Due to amnesia, he can't remember who he is or where he came from, but he thinks he was a member of a Top Secret government funded BBQ team for the CIA! / Shishkabob Tiger: That would explain my claws, wouldn't it? / The Wonderful Twins Mary-Kae and Ash'Lea are two of the most dangerous partners in the underworld today! / The twins wield pistol guns and hold money bags / Finally, the most fearsome of the group, Mr. T Bone. / Mr-T Bone is shown injecting his arm with super steroids / Mr T Bone: Feel the burn baby, ya! / An ex-wrestling champ who lost his title for super steroid use! / As if his monstrous size isn't enough, he fights dirtier than a gas station bathroom! / Mr T Bone: If a fool don't shit himself when he lift, the fool aen't lifting hard enough! Issue 4: Page 2

Next was Shishkabob Tiger, a sociopath who loves woman maybe a little too much! / Shishkabob Tiger: Hookers, the other, other white meat! / Due to amnesia, he can't remember who he is or where he came from, but he thinks he was a member of a Top Secret government funded BBQ team for the CIA! / Shishkabob Tiger: That would explain my claws, wouldn't it? / The Wonderful Twins Mary-Kae and Ash'Lea are two of the most dangerous partners in the underworld today! / The twins wield pistol guns and hold money bags / Finally, the most fearsome of the group, Mr. T Bone. / Mr-T Bone is shown injecting his arm with super steroids / Mr T Bone: Feel the burn baby, ya! / An ex-wrestling champ who lost his title for super steroid use! / As if his monstrous size isn't enough, he fights dirtier than a gas station bathroom! / Mr T Bone: If a fool don't shit himself when he lift, the fool aen't lifting hard enough!]]> http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060707 http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060707 Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:35:14 -0000 <a href="http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060707">Issue 4: Page 1</a><br> <br> Ninja GKaiser Versus (Vs) The Fabulous Zero Men! / We return to our hero's story as he prepares to face off against a new and dangerous enemy which has appeared before him..the Fabulous Zero Men! But just who are the Zero Men? And what makes them so fabulous? / The leader of the Zero Men is Baby-O Bin Lama, a man who left his homeland because he wasn't getting his way! Don't be fooled by his childish apperance! His powerful 'Terror Tantrum' abilities he learned from an Islamic lama allow him to terrorize even the most powerful of heroes! / Second in command is Stretcher Hamstring...originally a product tester for Haz-Bro Corp., he experienced an accident with a new experimental type of Silly putty! After the accident, he found he could stretch all the appendages and body to considerable lengths / Stretcher: And he means all my appendages stretch! / However, his body became like jelly, so he's as limp as a wet towel. / Stretcher: That, unfortunetly, is a downer! Issue 4: Page 1

Ninja GKaiser Versus (Vs) The Fabulous Zero Men! / We return to our hero's story as he prepares to face off against a new and dangerous enemy which has appeared before him..the Fabulous Zero Men! But just who are the Zero Men? And what makes them so fabulous? / The leader of the Zero Men is Baby-O Bin Lama, a man who left his homeland because he wasn't getting his way! Don't be fooled by his childish apperance! His powerful 'Terror Tantrum' abilities he learned from an Islamic lama allow him to terrorize even the most powerful of heroes! / Second in command is Stretcher Hamstring...originally a product tester for Haz-Bro Corp., he experienced an accident with a new experimental type of Silly putty! After the accident, he found he could stretch all the appendages and body to considerable lengths / Stretcher: And he means all my appendages stretch! / However, his body became like jelly, so he's as limp as a wet towel. / Stretcher: That, unfortunetly, is a downer!]]> http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060706 http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060706 Tue, 22 Aug 2006 20:03:33 -0000 <a href="http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060706">Bonus comic #1: page 6</a><br> <br> Anne Heche slaps Michael Moore, knocking him out of his wheelchair. Britney Spears and Anne Heche then proceed to beat the crap out of. / Leonard Nimoy: And thus the universe was saved by the actions of the brave White Winged Goddess/ Britney Spears: Call me Mona Lisa, bitch! / Anne Heche: I am Celestia, your Queen! / Richter: Ya know, it could just be me, but I don't think it happened that way! / The End of Bonus comic #1 Bonus comic #1: page 6

Anne Heche slaps Michael Moore, knocking him out of his wheelchair. Britney Spears and Anne Heche then proceed to beat the crap out of. / Leonard Nimoy: And thus the universe was saved by the actions of the brave White Winged Goddess/ Britney Spears: Call me Mona Lisa, bitch! / Anne Heche: I am Celestia, your Queen! / Richter: Ya know, it could just be me, but I don't think it happened that way! / The End of Bonus comic #1]]> http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060705 http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060705 Tue, 22 Aug 2006 20:01:11 -0000 <a href="http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060705">Bonus comic #1: page 5</a><br> <br> Anne Heche fights herself until Britney spears chases her with a chainsaw. Michael Moore acts like an idiot. Leonard Nimoy translates. Bonus comic #1: page 5

Anne Heche fights herself until Britney spears chases her with a chainsaw. Michael Moore acts like an idiot. Leonard Nimoy translates.]]> http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060704 http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060704 Tue, 22 Aug 2006 20:00:02 -0000 <a href="http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060704">Bonus comic #1: page 4</a><br> <br> Leonard Nimoy: The actors who will be dramatizing this feature will be Anne Heche, playing the role of both Goddess.. / Anne Heche: This is like...totally The Parent Trap! / Leonard Nimoy: Michael Moore playing the role of The Universe... / Michael Moore, drooling like a retard: EMMY! / Leonard Nimoy: ..and directed by Britney Spears! / Britney Spears: My name is Mona Lisa, bitch! / Richter: This must be the low-budget version right? / Dragon Sage Siyoki: It takes a majority of the budget to sign the celebrities... / Leonard Nimoy: The legend goes..before time began, the two Goddess lived together in heaven and tranquility.. / Anne Heche: Oh hail my sister Celestia, Goddess of Heaven! / Anne Heche: Oh hail Celestia, the other Goddess of Heaven! / Leonard Nimoy: But one day, a quarrel broke out between the two sisters over the fate of the universe.. / Anne Heche: I'm going to have Ellen's child! / Anne Heche: You can't! It's unholy! It's against the laws of nature! Bonus comic #1: page 4

Leonard Nimoy: The actors who will be dramatizing this feature will be Anne Heche, playing the role of both Goddess.. / Anne Heche: This is like...totally The Parent Trap! / Leonard Nimoy: Michael Moore playing the role of The Universe... / Michael Moore, drooling like a retard: EMMY! / Leonard Nimoy: ..and directed by Britney Spears! / Britney Spears: My name is Mona Lisa, bitch! / Richter: This must be the low-budget version right? / Dragon Sage Siyoki: It takes a majority of the budget to sign the celebrities... / Leonard Nimoy: The legend goes..before time began, the two Goddess lived together in heaven and tranquility.. / Anne Heche: Oh hail my sister Celestia, Goddess of Heaven! / Anne Heche: Oh hail Celestia, the other Goddess of Heaven! / Leonard Nimoy: But one day, a quarrel broke out between the two sisters over the fate of the universe.. / Anne Heche: I'm going to have Ellen's child! / Anne Heche: You can't! It's unholy! It's against the laws of nature!]]> http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060703 http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060703 Tue, 22 Aug 2006 19:53:00 -0000 <a href="http://technocomics.com/comic/daily.php?date=060703">Bonus comic #1: page 3</a><br> <br> Dragon sage Siyoki: Capture the student monks! Do not let him escape! / Richter: Hey what the fuck are you guys doing?? / Shaolin monks tie Richter up with ropes so he cannot escape. / Richter: Lemme go assholes..nooo! / Dragon Sage Siyoki puts the VHS tape into the player /Dragon Sage Siyoki: Calm down, it won't hurt you to spend 10 minuetes of your otherwise wasted youth learning something. / Leonard Nimoy: Hello, I am Leonard Nimoy. And this is..In Search of History. In today's program we will take a look at one of the oldest creation myths in our world..that of the White Winged Goddess and the Bat Winged Goddess. Bonus comic #1: page 3

Dragon sage Siyoki: Capture the student monks! Do not let him escape! / Richter: Hey what the fuck are you guys doing?? / Shaolin monks tie Richter up with ropes so he cannot escape. / Richter: Lemme go assholes..nooo! / Dragon Sage Siyoki puts the VHS tape into the player /Dragon Sage Siyoki: Calm down, it won't hurt you to spend 10 minuetes of your otherwise wasted youth learning something. / Leonard Nimoy: Hello, I am Leonard Nimoy. And this is..In Search of History. In today's program we will take a look at one of the oldest creation myths in our world..that of the White Winged Goddess and the Bat Winged Goddess.]]>