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xkcd.com - latest additions http://xkcd.com The latest transcribed xkcd.com comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 11 May 2009 01:12:04 -0000 60 The Race: Part 4 http://xkcd.com/580/ http://xkcd.com/580/ Mon, 11 May 2009 01:03:47 -0000 <a href="http://xkcd.com/580/">The Race: Part 4</a> [[Randall/xkcd/man and Nathan Fillion are ready on the start line on their electric skateboards]] Voice off panel: On your mark... Voice: Get set... Nathan: Remember episode 11, when I got all naked in that desert? Voice: Go! [[Nathan speeds away leaving Randall standing at the start line]] voice: ... I said "Go." voice: someone throw some water on him Randall: Can't...get it...out of my head... [[Nathan on walkie talkie, speeding on his skateboard]] Nathan: He's right behind me. Kaylee, I'm gonna try a Crazy Ivan. Kaylee [[on walkie talkie]]: That doesn't make any sense, Nathan. Nathan: Trust me. Kaylee: No, I mean it's not a skateboard maneuver[sic]. The concept doesn't even apply to this situation. Nathan [[via walkie talkie]]: That's why it just might work! Kaylee: No, that's the opposite of true! Nathan: On my mark, override the remote differential and throw her into a spin. Kaylee [[via walkie talkie]] okay, but- Nathan: Mark! <<WHAM>> [[Nathan lying injured on the ground next to his skateboard, Randall/Man cruises past]] <<Whirrrrrrrr>> [[Nathan, trying to stand up]] Nathan: I'm down. Tell Summer "The chickens are in the hayloft. Plan Gamma is a go." [[Nathan, one foot on skateboard, looking at walkie talkie]] <<mumbling from walkie talkie>> Kaylee: She says, "Plan gamma acknowledged. The meerkats are in the bad. [[Summer Glau is walking off panel]] Kaylee [[to walkee talkie]]: So we're good? Nathan: Hard to tell with her. Do you see an actual bag of meerkats? Kaylee: No. Nathan: Then we're probably good. [[Randall/Man screeching to a halt as he sees Summer Glau]] Randall: Oh! Hi, Miss Glau! I'd love to talk, but Nathan's back on his feet and catching up. [[Summer grabs Randalls arm]] <<Grab>> Randall: Wha- [[Summer kicks Randall in the face whilst pulling his arm towards her, he flies off his skateboard]] [[Summer walking away as Randall lies crippled on the floor with his sunglasses beside him]] [[Randall still lying on the floor]] Randall [[thinking]]: I've never been so turned on in my life. {{Alt text: Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously. Title: The Race: Part 4. Comic: xkcd. Tags: firefly, nathan fillion, summer glau, crazy ivan, serenity, whedon}} The Race: Part 4

[[Randall/xkcd/man and Nathan Fillion are ready on the start line on their electric skateboards]]
Voice off panel: On your mark...

Voice: Get set...
Nathan: Remember episode 11, when I got all naked in that desert?

Voice: Go!
[[Nathan speeds away leaving Randall standing at the start line]]

voice: ... I said "Go."
voice: someone throw some water on him
Randall: Can't...get it...out of my head...

[[Nathan on walkie talkie, speeding on his skateboard]]
Nathan: He's right behind me. Kaylee, I'm gonna try a Crazy Ivan.
Kaylee [[on walkie talkie]]: That doesn't make any sense, Nathan.
Nathan: Trust me.

Kaylee: No, I mean it's not a skateboard maneuver[sic]. The concept doesn't even apply to this situation.
Nathan [[via walkie talkie]]: That's why it just might work!
Kaylee: No, that's the opposite of true!

Nathan: On my mark, override the remote differential and throw her into a spin.
Kaylee [[via walkie talkie]] okay, but-
Nathan: Mark!
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[[Nathan lying injured on the ground next to his skateboard, Randall/Man cruises past]]
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[[Nathan, trying to stand up]]
Nathan: I'm down. Tell Summer "The chickens are in the hayloft. Plan Gamma is a go."

[[Nathan, one foot on skateboard, looking at walkie talkie]]
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Kaylee: She says, "Plan gamma acknowledged. The meerkats are in the bad.
[[Summer Glau is walking off panel]]

Kaylee [[to walkee talkie]]: So we're good?
Nathan: Hard to tell with her. Do you see an actual bag of meerkats?
Kaylee: No.
Nathan: Then we're probably good.

[[Randall/Man screeching to a halt as he sees Summer Glau]]
Randall: Oh! Hi, Miss Glau! I'd love to talk, but Nathan's back on his feet and catching up.

[[Summer grabs Randalls arm]]
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Randall: Wha-

[[Summer kicks Randall in the face whilst pulling his arm towards her, he flies off his skateboard]]

[[Summer walking away as Randall lies crippled on the floor with his sunglasses beside him]]

[[Randall still lying on the floor]]

Randall [[thinking]]: I've never been so turned on in my life.

{{Alt text: Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they're frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously. Title: The Race: Part 4. Comic: xkcd. Tags: firefly, nathan fillion, summer glau, crazy ivan, serenity, whedon}}]]> The Race: Part 1 http://xkcd.com/577/ http://xkcd.com/577/ Mon, 11 May 2009 01:03:30 -0000 <a href="http://xkcd.com/577/">The Race: Part 1</a> Huh, cool. Nathan Fillion (Mal from Firefly) has an electric skateboard. Just like you! Did you hear that? Nathan- I heard. Gimme the computer. I need to book a flight. To be continued... The Race: Part 1

Huh, cool. Nathan Fillion (Mal from Firefly) has an electric skateboard. Just like you!

Did you hear that? Nathan-

I heard. Gimme the computer. I need to book a flight.
To be continued...]]> The Race: Part 1 http://xkcd.com/577/ http://xkcd.com/577/ Mon, 11 May 2009 01:03:30 -0000 <a href="http://xkcd.com/577/">The Race: Part 1</a> Huh, cool. Nathan Fillion (Mal from Firefly) has an electric skateboard. Just like you! Did you hear that? Nathan- I heard. Gimme the computer. I need to book a flight. To be continued... The Race: Part 1

Huh, cool. Nathan Fillion (Mal from Firefly) has an electric skateboard. Just like you!

Did you hear that? Nathan-

I heard. Gimme the computer. I need to book a flight.
To be continued...]]> Sunrise http://xkcd.com/92/ http://xkcd.com/92/ Thu, 07 May 2009 05:45:59 -0000 <a href="http://xkcd.com/92/">Sunrise</a> [[A guy is on the street. Behind him is a house with a lawn.]] Guy's thoughts: I love the time just before sunrise. It's quiet; no one is ever just walking about. It's like a secret. I always hope that I'll find someone else quietly hiding from sleep, and we'll see each other and sit and talk. I guess this is a bad place to meet people. I wish it weren't. [[Guy goes into the house, brushes his teeth, and leaves the house again.]] [[Guy is at a club, disco balls in the ceiling and a giant woofer. Many people are dancing around him.]] {{Title Text: Sometimes, I sit on top of parking decks and watch the sun rise. I feel like I should have a guitar or something.}} Sunrise

[[A guy is on the street. Behind him is a house with a lawn.]]
Guy's thoughts: I love the time just before sunrise. It's quiet; no one is ever just walking about. It's like a secret. I always hope that I'll find someone else quietly hiding from sleep, and we'll see each other and sit and talk. I guess this is a bad place to meet people. I wish it weren't.

[[Guy goes into the house, brushes his teeth, and leaves the house again.]]

[[Guy is at a club, disco balls in the ceiling and a giant woofer. Many people are dancing around him.]]

{{Title Text: Sometimes, I sit on top of parking decks and watch the sun rise. I feel like I should have a guitar or something.}}]]> Sunrise http://xkcd.com/92/ http://xkcd.com/92/ Thu, 07 May 2009 05:45:59 -0000 <a href="http://xkcd.com/92/">Sunrise</a> [[A guy is on the street. Behind him is a house with a lawn.]] Guy's thoughts: I love the time just before sunrise. It's quiet; no one is ever just walking about. It's like a secret. I always hope that I'll find someone else quietly hiding from sleep, and we'll see each other and sit and talk. I guess this is a bad place to meet people. I wish it weren't. [[Guy goes into the house, brushes his teeth, and leaves the house again.]] [[Guy is at a club, disco balls in the ceiling and a giant woofer. Many people are dancing around him.]] {{Title Text: Sometimes, I sit on top of parking decks and watch the sun rise. I feel like I should have a guitar or something.}} Sunrise

[[A guy is on the street. Behind him is a house with a lawn.]]
Guy's thoughts: I love the time just before sunrise. It's quiet; no one is ever just walking about. It's like a secret. I always hope that I'll find someone else quietly hiding from sleep, and we'll see each other and sit and talk. I guess this is a bad place to meet people. I wish it weren't.

[[Guy goes into the house, brushes his teeth, and leaves the house again.]]

[[Guy is at a club, disco balls in the ceiling and a giant woofer. Many people are dancing around him.]]

{{Title Text: Sometimes, I sit on top of parking decks and watch the sun rise. I feel like I should have a guitar or something.}}]]> Sunrise http://xkcd.com/92/ http://xkcd.com/92/ Thu, 07 May 2009 05:45:59 -0000 <a href="http://xkcd.com/92/">Sunrise</a> [[A guy is on the street. Behind him is a house with a lawn.]] Guy's thoughts: I love the time just before sunrise. It's quiet; no one is ever just walking about. It's like a secret. I always hope that I'll find someone else quietly hiding from sleep, and we'll see each other and sit and talk. I guess this is a bad place to meet people. I wish it weren't. [[Guy goes into the house, brushes his teeth, and leaves the house again.]] [[Guy is at a club, disco balls in the ceiling and a giant woofer. Many people are dancing around him.]] {{Title Text: Sometimes, I sit on top of parking decks and watch the sun rise. I feel like I should have a guitar or something.}} Sunrise

[[A guy is on the street. Behind him is a house with a lawn.]]
Guy's thoughts: I love the time just before sunrise. It's quiet; no one is ever just walking about. It's like a secret. I always hope that I'll find someone else quietly hiding from sleep, and we'll see each other and sit and talk. I guess this is a bad place to meet people. I wish it weren't.

[[Guy goes into the house, brushes his teeth, and leaves the house again.]]

[[Guy is at a club, disco balls in the ceiling and a giant woofer. Many people are dancing around him.]]

{{Title Text: Sometimes, I sit on top of parking decks and watch the sun rise. I feel like I should have a guitar or something.}}]]> Guitar Hero http://xkcd.com/70/ http://xkcd.com/70/ Thu, 07 May 2009 05:45:18 -0000 <a href="http://xkcd.com/70/">Guitar Hero</a> [[On a stage, a guy with a beard is in the background, holding a microphone. In the center is a guy with an electric guitar. The catwalk has bumps to resemble the tracks of Guitar Hero.]] When I'm in a rock band, I'm gonna do a cool, mellow song. Then in the middle I'll stop, announce "this part is just to be an asshole to people playing Guitar Hero," and then flail wildly on the strings for 30 seconds. {{Title Text: And then do it again in a moment now that they're out of Star Power}} Guitar Hero

[[On a stage, a guy with a beard is in the background, holding a microphone. In the center is a guy with an electric guitar. The catwalk has bumps to resemble the tracks of Guitar Hero.]]

When I'm in a rock band, I'm gonna do a cool, mellow song. Then in the middle I'll stop, announce "this part is just to be an asshole to people playing Guitar Hero," and then flail wildly on the strings for 30 seconds.

{{Title Text: And then do it again in a moment now that they're out of Star Power}}]]> Guitar Hero http://xkcd.com/70/ http://xkcd.com/70/ Thu, 07 May 2009 05:45:18 -0000 <a href="http://xkcd.com/70/">Guitar Hero</a> [[On a stage, a guy with a beard is in the background, holding a microphone. In the center is a guy with an electric guitar. The catwalk has bumps to resemble the tracks of Guitar Hero.]] When I'm in a rock band, I'm gonna do a cool, mellow song. Then in the middle I'll stop, announce "this part is just to be an asshole to people playing Guitar Hero," and then flail wildly on the strings for 30 seconds. {{Title Text: And then do it again in a moment now that they're out of Star Power}} Guitar Hero

[[On a stage, a guy with a beard is in the background, holding a microphone. In the center is a guy with an electric guitar. The catwalk has bumps to resemble the tracks of Guitar Hero.]]

When I'm in a rock band, I'm gonna do a cool, mellow song. Then in the middle I'll stop, announce "this part is just to be an asshole to people playing Guitar Hero," and then flail wildly on the strings for 30 seconds.

{{Title Text: And then do it again in a moment now that they're out of Star Power}}]]> Guitar Hero http://xkcd.com/70/ http://xkcd.com/70/ Thu, 07 May 2009 05:45:18 -0000 <a href="http://xkcd.com/70/">Guitar Hero</a> [[On a stage, a guy with a beard is in the background, holding a microphone. In the center is a guy with an electric guitar. The catwalk has bumps to resemble the tracks of Guitar Hero.]] When I'm in a rock band, I'm gonna do a cool, mellow song. Then in the middle I'll stop, announce "this part is just to be an asshole to people playing Guitar Hero," and then flail wildly on the strings for 30 seconds. {{Title Text: And then do it again in a moment now that they're out of Star Power}} Guitar Hero

[[On a stage, a guy with a beard is in the background, holding a microphone. In the center is a guy with an electric guitar. The catwalk has bumps to resemble the tracks of Guitar Hero.]]

When I'm in a rock band, I'm gonna do a cool, mellow song. Then in the middle I'll stop, announce "this part is just to be an asshole to people playing Guitar Hero," and then flail wildly on the strings for 30 seconds.

{{Title Text: And then do it again in a moment now that they're out of Star Power}}]]> Pillow Talk http://xkcd.com/69/ http://xkcd.com/69/ Thu, 07 May 2009 05:44:56 -0000 <a href="http://xkcd.com/69/">Pillow Talk</a> Guy: Staring at the ceiling, she asked me what I was thinking about. Guy: I should have made something up. Guy: The Bellman-Ford algorithm makes terrible pillow talk. {{Title Text: Maybe I should've tried Wexler?}} Pillow Talk

Guy: Staring at the ceiling, she asked me what I was thinking about.

Guy: I should have made something up.

Guy: The Bellman-Ford algorithm makes terrible pillow talk.

{{Title Text: Maybe I should've tried Wexler?}}]]>