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Penny and Aggie

Penny and Aggie

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Penny and Aggie

Penny and Aggie

[[Penny is driving up to the Belleville Mall with her father.]]
Rob: Penny for your thoughts. / Penny: Dad, that stopped being funny when I was ten. / Rob: To you, maybe.

[[They get out of the car. Rob is ogling a nearby girl.]]
Penny: Penny for yours! / What's got you in such a good mood? / Rob: Just this time of year, I guess...

[[Rob does a double-take as he notices a nearby boy ogling Penny.]]

Rob, sheepishly: Lacrosse season begins this month! I love watchin' those nets! / Penny: Uh huh.

Penny and Aggie

Penny and Aggie

[[A clock ticks on the bathroom wall. It's about 11:08.]]

[[Karen brushes her teeth in front of the bathroom mirror.]]
Karen thinks: Huh. / Mar's gonna be at Foodtown tomorrow...

[[The clock continues to tick. It's 11:10.]]

[[Karen looks uneasy.]]

[[The clock ticks louder.]]

Penny and Aggie

Penny and Aggie

[[Karen and Cyndi are lounging around on a bed, doing their nails.]]
Cyndi: Tcha, I swear! / Helen told me Penny was gonna make a move on some girl at Foodtown tomorrow! / Karen: It's a smokescreen, Cyndi. Penny never tripped my gaydar once.

Karen: She must be making a move on a guy and propagating this half-true rumor to cover it up. / Cyndi: Couldn't it be a smokescreen for like twelve dozen other -- / Karen: I know how she thinks!

Penny and Aggie

Penny and Aggie

[[Penny, rubbing her hands with a comical-evil grin on her face. Katy-Ann reads a book]]
Penny: Nyeh heh heh... Aggie's dating a guy at the mall's foodtown tomorrow. The poor little urchin is finally vulnerable.

Penny: I WILL DESTROY HER!

Katy-Ann: You... sure seem to want to make sure Aggie doesn't date guys.
Penny: You just don't understand!
Katy-Ann: Well, I believe that any love is preferable to hate.
Penny: Buzz Kill!

Penny and Aggie

Penny and Aggie

[[Penny is in the bathroom washing out her stained shirt.]]
Penny thinks: All that time I played nice, and when I got mean she didn't even care-- / <<BANG>>

Aggie's voice: Yeah, it's gonna be fourteen pounds of awkward. / "Hi." / "Hi." / "So you ready to live together?"

[[Penny zips into a bathroom stall unseen as Lisa and Aggie enter.]]
Aggie: I mean, dates are completely alien to me. Who dates anymore, unless you're halfway to married? / Lisa: Is this a "halfway to married" situation?

[[Penny continues washing her shirt, a devious smile on her face.]]
Aggie's voice: One alien concept at a time!

Penny and Aggie

Penny and Aggie

[[Sara and Katy-Ann are talking, and Helen's ears are stretching out as she eavesdrops.]]
Sara: Forget Penny a minute. / Suppose I told you about a girl and a guy who fight. / Neither has seriously wronged the other, there's no romantic history, jealousy, insecurity -- no obvious motives for their dislike. / Yet it burns with the fire of a thousand flaming suns.
Katy-Ann: They could remind each other of someone else they hated -- but if it's really mutual, then they could be hiding some deeper attraction.
Sara: Right. / Now. / Except for "a girl and a guy", does anything I said NOT sound like Penny and Aggie?

Penny and Aggie

Penny and Aggie

[[In the school hallway, Penny stands angrily with soaked hair and clothes as Daphne, Lisa, and Aggie walk away.]]
Penny: What did I do to you?
Daphne: It's what you stand for, bitch!
Lisa: I'm just mean.
Aggie: I thought you'd be happy.

[[Close-up of Penny's stained pants, which are Chanel brand.]]
Penny: Happy.
Aggie: Well, you're already wearing several corporate brands. What's one more?

[Penny and Aggie glare at each other as Katy-Ann and Sara arrive on the scene.]
Katy-Ann: Penny, just let it go. Take a breath and forget it. // Seconds count if we're gonna get those stains out...
Sara thinks: Wow, Aggie, stand any closer and you could taste that soda.

Penny and Aggie

Penny and Aggie

[[Karen is sitting on the couch. Marshall is laying down, with his head on her lap.]]
Marshall: We don't have to talk about it.
Karen: Shhhh shhhh... // What's bothering my beautiful man?

Marshall: Another stepfather or "uncle", I could handle that. But mom sounded...like this guy...might...take.

[[Close-up of Karen's angry face]]
Karen: Of course she did. She knows how to push your buttons.

[[Karen, distracted in her anger, is pulling Marshall's hair. Marshall raises a finger in protest.]]
Karen: All your life she's been stepping on your feelings to get what she wants. Smirky little...
Marshall: Ow?

Penny and Aggie

Penny and Aggie

[[Marshall is looking at a picture he's pulled from a photo album.]]
Marshall thinks: Who were you? / What were you like? / I know what mom says, but she says a lot of things about guys after it's over.

[[Charisma and a mystery figure stand behind Marshall.]]
Marshall thinks: Did you love her? / Did you want me?
Charisma: Marshall?

[[Marshall turns around and is alarmed to see Charisma arm-in-arm with Darth Vader, who is holding an unlit lightsaber.]]
Charisma: I think it's time for you to meet someone.

[[Marshall jolts awake, having been dreaming.]]
Marshall: KKKKGGGH