Dead Honkey - latest additions

Dead Honkey - latest additions http://deadhonkey.com The latest transcribed Dead Honkey comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:11:59 -0000 60 The Prattle of the Sexes http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=140 http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=140 Mon, 12 Mar 2007 22:36:34 -0000 <a href="http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=140">The Prattle of the Sexes</a> Ev: "Batboy, you seem lost in thought. Tell me what you're thinking about." Batboy: "BAGS OF CRAP! BAGS OF CRAP!!!" Ev: "He just doesn't open up to me. Why does he insist on keeping things so hidden?" Olivia: "So typical of a man." Batboy: "I KEEP TELLING HER, i'M THINKING ABOUT BAGS OF CRAP! WHAT'S SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND??" Brian:"No clue." The Prattle of the Sexes

Ev: "Batboy, you seem lost in thought. Tell me what you're thinking about."
Batboy: "BAGS OF CRAP! BAGS OF CRAP!!!"

Ev: "He just doesn't open up to me. Why does he insist on keeping things so hidden?"
Olivia: "So typical of a man."

Batboy: "I KEEP TELLING HER, i'M THINKING ABOUT BAGS OF CRAP! WHAT'S SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND??"
Brian:"No clue."]]> For Those of You Just Tuning in... http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=147 http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=147 Mon, 12 Mar 2007 22:34:28 -0000 <a href="http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=147">For Those of You Just Tuning in...</a> Dave: "Well?" Brian: "Michael Jackson's penis." For Those of You Just Tuning in...

Dave: "Well?"
Brian: "Michael Jackson's penis."]]> Tune in Tomorrow http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=146 http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=146 Mon, 12 Mar 2007 22:33:59 -0000 <a href="http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=146">Tune in Tomorrow</a> Brian: "I got a new one - What's white, made of plastic and smells of babies?" Dave: "Brian, I really gotta finish reading this." Brian: "Hmmmm-hmmm-hmmmmmm-hmmmmm..." Dave: "Fine. What?" Brian: "Nope. You're not sincere." Tune in Tomorrow

Brian: "I got a new one - What's white, made of plastic and smells of babies?"
Dave: "Brian, I really gotta finish reading this."

Brian: "Hmmmm-hmmm-hmmmmmm-hmmmmm..."

Dave: "Fine. What?"
Brian: "Nope. You're not sincere."]]> He Really is Scot. http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=148 http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=148 Mon, 12 Mar 2007 22:32:28 -0000 <a href="http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=148">He Really is Scot.</a> Tom: "No, you ask him." Brian: "Hey guys. Ask me what?" Dave: "Tom and I wanted to know - have you ever had sex in the armpit?" Brian: "Sure, they call it 'bagpiping'." Tom: "Pay up." Dave: "You were right, what was I thinking?" Brian: "What?" He Really is Scot.

Tom: "No, you ask him."
Brian: "Hey guys. Ask me what?"

Dave: "Tom and I wanted to know - have you ever had sex in the armpit?"
Brian: "Sure, they call it 'bagpiping'."

Tom: "Pay up."
Dave: "You were right, what was I thinking?"
Brian: "What?"]]> She Did it For the Ooky http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=138 http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=138 Mon, 12 Mar 2007 22:30:00 -0000 <a href="http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=138">She Did it For the Ooky</a> Ev: "Guys, I really don't know what I'm going to do about Batboy." Dave: "What you're going to do? You went on one blind date, it's not like you slept with him or something." Dave: "Oh sweet Jesus." Brian: "I'm simultaneously horrified and yet turned on. It's like Japanese tentacle porn, only more ooky." She Did it For the Ooky

Ev: "Guys, I really don't know what I'm going to do about Batboy."
Dave: "What you're going to do? You went on one blind date, it's not like you slept with him or something."

Dave: "Oh sweet Jesus."
Brian: "I'm simultaneously horrified and yet turned on. It's like Japanese tentacle porn, only more ooky."]]> The Adult Weather Channel http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=136 http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=136 Sun, 18 Feb 2007 20:06:44 -0000 <a href="http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=136">The Adult Weather Channel</a> Dave: "Rainy days always make me think about my own mortality. It makes me think I'm going to go out of this world the same way I was brought into it." Brian: "Me too." Dave: "Bloody and screaming?" Brian: "Naked and inside a woman's uterus." The Adult Weather Channel

Dave: "Rainy days always make me think about my own mortality. It makes me think I'm going to go out of this world the same way I was brought into it."
Brian: "Me too."

Dave: "Bloody and screaming?"
Brian: "Naked and inside a woman's uterus."]]> Putting the Vice Back in Advice http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=137 http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=137 Sun, 18 Feb 2007 20:05:19 -0000 <a href="http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=137">Putting the Vice Back in Advice</a> Ev: "So what are your hobbies?" Batboy: "DEATH! DEATH AND TORTURE! POOPIE PLAY AND THEN MORE TORTURE! DIEEEEEEEE!!!!" Dave: "I get the sense Ev's blind date isn't going very well." Brian: "She really just should've taken my advice and flashed him the goodies. What date goes wrong with that?" Putting the Vice Back in Advice

Ev: "So what are your hobbies?"
Batboy: "DEATH! DEATH AND TORTURE! POOPIE PLAY AND THEN MORE TORTURE! DIEEEEEEEE!!!!"
Dave: "I get the sense Ev's blind date isn't going very well."
Brian: "She really just should've taken my advice and flashed him the goodies. What date goes wrong with that?"]]> Schmoe Camel http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=141 http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=141 Fri, 16 Feb 2007 22:46:26 -0000 <a href="http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=141">Schmoe Camel</a> Dave: "Since Jadine started working, our cat's been driving us nuts. It's ruining our floors." Brian: "Aww, what did the widdle kitty-cat do?" Brian: "Is the widdle dickens scratching the carpet or something?" Dave: "Not quite." Dave: "Dammit, will you put that thing out in the ashtray!!!" Schmoe Camel

Dave: "Since Jadine started working, our cat's been driving us nuts. It's ruining our floors."
Brian: "Aww, what did the widdle kitty-cat do?"

Brian: "Is the widdle dickens scratching the carpet or something?"
Dave: "Not quite."

Dave: "Dammit, will you put that thing out in the ashtray!!!"]]> Potty Humor http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=144 http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=144 Fri, 16 Feb 2007 22:44:43 -0000 <a href="http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=144">Potty Humor</a> Brian: "You know, Dave, I often consider the existence of God to be not unlike a paper toiletseat cover. Intellectually, you know it doesn't do a damn bit of good. But it's reassuring when you're in less than savory surroundings." Dave: "Brian, don't talk to me in the bathroom. We have rules about the bathroom." Potty Humor

Brian: "You know, Dave, I often consider the existence of God to be not unlike a paper toiletseat cover. Intellectually, you know it doesn't do a damn bit of good. But it's reassuring when you're in less than savory surroundings."
Dave: "Brian, don't talk to me in the bathroom. We have rules about the bathroom."]]> It's Good for the Gander http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=108 http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=108 Fri, 26 Jan 2007 23:20:42 -0000 <a href="http://deadhonkey.com/?strip_id=108">It's Good for the Gander</a> Brian: "I just don't care for those 'Saw' movies, all that hacking people's limbs off. Can you imagine anything more horrifying to view?" Olivia: "Yes. Your penis." Brian: "She's catching on." Dave: "Takes the sport out of it, I wager." It's Good for the Gander

Brian: "I just don't care for those 'Saw' movies, all that hacking people's limbs off. Can you imagine anything more horrifying to view?"

Olivia: "Yes. Your penis."

Brian: "She's catching on."
Dave: "Takes the sport out of it, I wager."]]>