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Bob's Girlfriend Part 6

Bob's Girlfriend Part 6

[[The frame is off an appliance store]]

[[Bob is standing near a microwave]]
Bob: So what you doin' tonight?

<<Silence>>

Bob: Bitch!

[[The microwave leaves frame and Alice enters]]
Bob: Oh hello Alice, how's Blender?

<<Silence>>

Bob: No I haven't met your son.

[[A small stick figure, similar to Plep, enters]]
Bob: SON OF A BITCH!

[[The scene changes to Bob talking to Plep]]
Bob: So it turns out Alice was a man.
Plep: OH GOD NO!!
Bob{{In thought}}: He he

Feeling Stressed?

Feeling Stressed?

[[Plep is looking angry, a person with a ball is standing near by]]
Plep: I'm so fucking angry!!!!
Person: Here try this stress ball.

[[Plep takes ball and stares at it]]

[[Plep throws ball at person]]

[[Person is dead on floor with blood pouring from head, ball is in pool of blood]]
Plep: Wow those stress balls really work!

Bob and Plep In Space!!!

Bob and Plep In Space!!!

BOB AND PLEP IN SPACE!!!!

[[Bob and Plep are eating some people]]

Plep: Want to go to space now?
Bob: Nah.

Passing The Time

Passing The Time

[[A boy is standing near a Hippy]]
Boy: I'm sooo bored.
Hippy: Well kid if your looking for some fun try acid.

Boy: Acid? Okay thanks for the tip Hippy Man.
Hippy: Later.

[[Hippy leaves]]
Boy: Okay now I need some acid.

[[A bottle of hydrochloric acid appears]]
Boy: Ah here's some.

[[Boy drinks the acid, fumes start coming from his stomach]]
<<GLUG GLUG>>

[[The boy and the bottle are now spilt in 2 with acid pouring out of them]]
Boy: Hippy Man was right, Acid's fuckin' Awesome!!

Geph Saves Christmas

Geph Saves Christmas

Geph Saves Christmas

[[Geph is standing over a dead child, a boy is standing near by]]
Geph: Take that Evil Santa!!
Boy:Ummm thats not Evil Santa that's my brother.

[[The boy catches on fire]]
Geph: DIE!!! YOU SERVANT OF EVIL!!!
Boy: NOOOOO!!!!!

[[An Red version of geph appears in frame]]
Geph: *Gasp* It is me evil twin Garph.
<<DUN DUN DUN>>

Geph: So how's the evil thing working out?
Garph: Pretty good I ate some preschoolers on the way here.

Geph: How were they?
Garph: Pretty good. I went to the preschool you suggested.

The Great Escape

The Great Escape

[[Frame is of outside of a prison]]

[[Plep and Bob are inside a prison with a corpse off to one side]]
Plep: We have to escape.
Bob: But how?

[[Geph enters]]
Geph: Don't worry I'm here.
Plep: GEPH!!

Plep: How did you get passed the guard?
Geph: Well.... that's not important.

[[The frame shows a door with sign saying "Guards room"]]
Guard{{From inside room}}: Never have I felt such passion!

[[The view returns to Plep, Bob and Geph]]
Geph: Let's get out of here.
Plep: But how?

Geph: Leave that to me.

[[The frame now shows Plep and Bob in electric chairs with a person about to flip the switch]]
Plep: Damn Geph.
Geph

D.I.Y.

D.I.Y.

Narator: Hello and welcome to Do It Yourself Homicide, Now here's your hosts Bob and Plep

[[Bob and Plep are behind a counter]]
Bob: Today we are going to learn how to get rid of the corpse.

Plep: Here's on we prepared earlier.

[[The frame shows the corpse of a rival television show]]

[[The frame is back to Bob and Plep]]
Bob: Now your going to need your gloves, a chainsaw and some hungry homeless people.

[[The frame is a view from outside of a prison]]
Bob{{from inside}}: How was I meant to know it was illegal? Anyway I didn't expect them to find out.
Plep: I'll kill you someday.

The Albino Slayers

The Albino Slayers

Narator: Who does the world turn to when faced with the un-tanable??

[[Two men appear in frame both holding guns]]
Narator: The Albino Slayers!!

[[The scene changes to two other men]]
Narator: Here is a quite community.
Man 1: Hey Jim.

[[The frame is filled with text]]
Narator: But what they don't realise is the albino coming from behind!!!!

[[The frame returns to the two other men, one is being devoured by an unseen enemy and blood is spraying everywhere]]
Man 1: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME JIM!
Jim: Nah

[[the frame switches back to the Albino Slayers]]
Narator: Thats when they send in The Albino Slayers!!!

[[The Albino Slayers arrive and find Man 1's corpse decapitaded]]
Slayer1: Hmmm still fresh.
Slayer 2: Quick turn off the lights.

[[The frame goes dark except for a qhite stick figure with red eyes and blood around the mouth.]]
Slayer 1: SHOOT THE DAMN THING!!
<<BANG BANG>>

[[The lights are back on, on of the Albino Slayers in dead, half missing, while the other is still alive but missing the lower half of his body, there are also two red eyes.]]
Slayer 2: The..... horror....
<<Heavy Breathing>>
Narator: Let this be a lesson to us all. If you see an Albino run and don't look back!!

Creative Thinking Part 2

Creative Thinking Part 2

[[Bob's stomach is bigger than usual, plep is standing to one side]]
Plep: I swear you've gained weight.

Bob: What makes you say that?

<<UUH>>
[[Bob opens his mouth]]

<<HUUUH>>
[[A womans head comes out of Bob's mouth covered in stomach fluids]]

Plep: Bob have you been eating people?

[[Bob points at the head]]
Bob: I don't remember eating her!!

Creative Thinking

Creative Thinking

[[Bob and a stranger are standing near each other]]
Bob: Hello.

[[The stranger looks panically at his chest and wails his arms in the air]]
Stranger: ARGH!!!! MY HEART!!!!!

[[The stranger is now on the floor dead]]
Bob{{In thought}}: Oh shit! I killed him and I'm on parole!

Bob{{In thought}}: Alright brain help me out here!!

[[A picture of a dog barking appears in his thought bubble]]
Bob{{In thought}}: How does that help me? Looks like it's up to me.......

[[Bob's stomach has grown in size, Plep enters, the strangers body is gone]]
Plep: Hey Bob, did you gain weight?