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Get a bigger flute

Get a bigger flute

A flautist accidentally jabs an unfortunate violinist in the chin with his oversized flute

Would you let me in your dreams

Would you let me in your dreams

Caption: Would you let me in your dreams

[[A man is sleeping in bed with an uncomfortable look on his face. Above his head is a dream bubble. Inside the bubble is a different man wearing togs, a flotation device around his waist that has a rubber ducky pattern on it, arm floaties and flippers on his feet. Next to him is a penny-farthing bicycle.]]

do i masturbate too much

do i masturbate too much

Caption: do i masturbate too much

[[A picture of a man shrugging, with his right arm muscles vastly larger than his left]]

Spamusement! Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines! Impress the Females

Spamusement! Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines! Impress the Females

[[van reading SEXUAL WIZARD, man leaning against van, wearing sunglasses and a wolf shirt]]

a hot jack hammer rocked the hell out of Minnie

a hot jack hammer rocked the hell out of Minnie

[[A jack hammer is seen stuck in a wall. A police officer stands behind police line tape, near a pool of blood which contains one of Minnie Mouse's shoes.]]

Are your doctors too far away

Are your doctors too far away

[[A doctor with a stethoscope stands on the left side of the office while the patient sits on the exam table on the right side of the room quite a few feet away. There is a picture of a fish hanging on the while as well as some various jars in the room, a desk and a stool.]]

Medieval Birth Control - Is It for You?

Medieval Birth Control - Is It for You?

[[Medieval-looking erection chastity device sitting on a table with an open padlock while a man looks on from the side]]

sexy baby and bad erection?

sexy baby and bad erection?

[[Baby in make-up in front of the Leaning Tower of Pisa]]

Cartoon has been stamped: "REJECTED - Spamusement Quality Control"

Laverne News Line

Laverne News Line

An anchorman for the Laverne News Line presents the breaking story "Glove on Bottle"

test oyl

test oyl

{{Title: "test oyl"}}
[[Popeye squints at a pregnancy test stick, ept box in hand.]]
Popeye: "oh my garshk"