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Sheldon - latest additions http://sheldoncomics.com The latest transcribed Sheldon comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Fri, 16 Sep 2011 02:12:04 -0000 60 Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 17 / 2011 http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110617.html http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110617.html Fri, 16 Sep 2011 02:07:04 -0000 <a href="http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110617.html">Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 17 / 2011</a> [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] SHELDON: ARTHUR: Dearest father, I hope this postcard finds you well. [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] SHELDON: ARTHUR: The trade winds carried me far afield... as they do ever and anon. [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] SHELDON: ARTHUR: I have landed some- where in the American Southwest. Desert country. I know not the exact location... but the rock samples tell me "Arizona" [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] ARTHUR: SHELDON: My facsimile wings, alas, have broken asunder in the crash. I shall have to walk home. [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] SHELDON: ARTHUR: I set out at dawn on my grand walkabout home. Again, I hope this note finds you comfortable and resting at home, with little worry for your son, who is safe. [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] ARTHUR: Oh my boy, my poor poor boy! SHELDON: Lemme see that [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] ARTHUR: SHELDON: NARRATOR: [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] ARTHUR: SHELDON: NARRATOR: Squee. Arthur t Duk 2393.. Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 17 / 2011

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
SHELDON:
ARTHUR: Dearest father, I hope this postcard finds you well.

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
SHELDON:
ARTHUR: The trade winds carried me far afield... as they do ever and anon.

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
SHELDON:
ARTHUR: I have landed some- where in the American Southwest. Desert country. I know not the exact location... but the rock samples tell me "Arizona"

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
ARTHUR:
SHELDON: My facsimile wings, alas, have broken asunder in the crash. I shall have to walk home.

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
SHELDON:
ARTHUR: I set out at dawn on my grand walkabout home. Again, I hope this note finds you comfortable and resting at home, with little worry for your son, who is safe.

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
ARTHUR: Oh my boy, my poor poor boy!
SHELDON: Lemme see that

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
ARTHUR:
SHELDON:
NARRATOR:

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
ARTHUR:
SHELDON:
NARRATOR: Squee. Arthur t Duk 2393..]]> Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 16 / 2011 http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110616.html http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110616.html Fri, 16 Sep 2011 01:55:03 -0000 <a href="http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110616.html">Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 16 / 2011</a> [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] FLACO: [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] FLACO: [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] FLACO: [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] FLACO: Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 16 / 2011

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
FLACO:

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
FLACO:

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
FLACO:

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
FLACO:]]> Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 15 / 2011 http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110615.html http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110615.html Fri, 16 Sep 2011 01:52:03 -0000 <a href="http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110615.html">Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 15 / 2011</a> ARTHUR: znnnk? whassa flahgo? Chair: airline stewardess: ARTHUR: -Flaco? ARTHUR: Flaco??? ARTHUR: FLACO! ARTHUR: falco flaoc flaco flaco flaco flaco ARTHUR: Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 15 / 2011

ARTHUR: znnnk? whassa flahgo?

Chair:

airline stewardess:

ARTHUR: -Flaco?

ARTHUR: Flaco???

ARTHUR: FLACO!

ARTHUR: falco flaoc flaco flaco flaco flaco

ARTHUR:]]> Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 14 / 2011 http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110614.html http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110614.html Fri, 16 Sep 2011 00:31:03 -0000 <a href="http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110614.html">Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 14 / 2011</a> [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] FLACO: eeeeeeeeeeee [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] FLACO: [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] FLACO: [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] FLACO: ! Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 14 / 2011

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
FLACO: eeeeeeeeeeee

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
FLACO:

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
FLACO:

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
FLACO: !]]> Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 13 / 2011 http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110613.html http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110613.html Fri, 16 Sep 2011 00:25:04 -0000 <a href="http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110613.html">Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 13 / 2011</a> FLACO: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee FLACO: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee FLACO: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee FLACO: Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 13 / 2011

FLACO: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

FLACO: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

FLACO: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

FLACO:]]> Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 10 / 2011 http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110610.html http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110610.html Fri, 16 Sep 2011 00:22:04 -0000 <a href="http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110610.html">Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 10 / 2011</a> [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] ARTHUR: Ok, champ, Here we are. ...The highest cliff for miles. [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] ARTHUR: best thing to do is just close your eyes and leap. [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] ARTHUR: I'll fly right next to you, shouting instructions. ... and catch you if there's problems. [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] ARTHUR: So when you're ready just... WHAM [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] ARTHUR: FLACO: Squee! [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] ARTHUR: foomp FLACO: eeeeeeeeeeeeee [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] ARTHUR: FLACO: Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 10 / 2011

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
ARTHUR: Ok, champ, Here we are. ...The highest cliff for miles.

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
ARTHUR: best thing to do is just close your eyes and leap.

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
ARTHUR: I'll fly right next to you, shouting instructions. ... and catch you if there's problems.

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
ARTHUR: So when you're ready just... WHAM

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
ARTHUR:
FLACO: Squee!

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
ARTHUR: foomp
FLACO: eeeeeeeeeeeeee

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
ARTHUR:
FLACO:]]> Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 09 / 2011 http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110609.html http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110609.html Thu, 15 Sep 2011 20:07:25 -0000 <a href="http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110609.html">Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 09 / 2011</a> [[nonspecific (white background)]] FLACO: ARTHUR: Eyes closed slow an graceful. Move with power. [[nonspecific (white background)]] FLACO: ARTHUR: Eyes closed and slow and graceful. move with power. [[nonspecific (white background)]] FLACO: biff ARTHUR: Grace- [[nonspecific (white background)]] FLACO: ARTHUR: [[nonspecific (white background)]] FLACO: ARTHUR: move with eoonf [[nonspecific (white background)]] ARTHUR: FLACO: pow [[nonspecific (white background)]] ARTHUR: FLACO: Pow [[nonspecific (white background)]] FLACO: ARTHUR: oof [[nonspecific (white background)]] FLACO: ARTHUR: krak [[nonspecific (white background)]] FLACO: ARTHUR: Guud Shtuff, Good. Farst day. Solid. Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 09 / 2011

[[nonspecific (white background)]]
FLACO:
ARTHUR: Eyes closed slow an graceful. Move with power.

[[nonspecific (white background)]]
FLACO:
ARTHUR: Eyes closed and slow and graceful. move with power.

[[nonspecific (white background)]]
FLACO: biff
ARTHUR: Grace-

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FLACO:
ARTHUR:

[[nonspecific (white background)]]
FLACO:
ARTHUR: move with eoonf

[[nonspecific (white background)]]
ARTHUR:
FLACO: pow

[[nonspecific (white background)]]
ARTHUR:
FLACO: Pow

[[nonspecific (white background)]]
FLACO:
ARTHUR: oof

[[nonspecific (white background)]]
FLACO:
ARTHUR: krak

[[nonspecific (white background)]]
FLACO:
ARTHUR: Guud Shtuff, Good. Farst day.

Solid.]]> Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 08 / 2011 http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110608.html http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110608.html Thu, 15 Sep 2011 19:34:04 -0000 <a href="http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110608.html">Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 08 / 2011</a> [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] FLACO: ARTHUR: Yeah... that dude was an idiot. SHELDON: DO you even know the point of the Icarus story? [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] SHELDON: FLACO: ARTHUR: But Flaco's got a professional training him to fly: I got like 50,000 flight hour logged. [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] FLACO: ARTHUR: Proper pilot certification is critical. Yes. SHELDON: Wait. So the central lessons You're taking from Icarus is...? Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 08 / 2011

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
FLACO:
ARTHUR: Yeah... that dude was an idiot.
SHELDON: DO you even know the point of the Icarus story?

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
SHELDON:
FLACO:
ARTHUR: But Flaco's got a professional training him to fly: I got like 50,000 flight hour logged.

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
FLACO:
ARTHUR: Proper pilot certification is critical. Yes.
SHELDON: Wait. So the central lessons You're taking from Icarus is...?]]> Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 07 / 2011 http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110607.html http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110607.html Thu, 15 Sep 2011 19:25:03 -0000 <a href="http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110607.html">Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 07 / 2011</a> [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] FLACO: ARTHUR: It never occured to us until we read icarus. Build your own wings! ... it's so simple! SHELDON: Yeah, but... the end. You did read the end, right? [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] SHELDON: ARTHUR: Nope. Got five pages in, and immediately busted out the wood glue FLACO: I kinda think you guys should read the end. [[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]] FLACO: ARTHUR: Nah.. it's like my gradpappy used to say: "Ain't no story ends as purty as it do in heart." SHELDON: Your grandfather ended up in dante. Not the best source to cite. Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 07 / 2011

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
FLACO:
ARTHUR: It never occured to us until we read icarus. Build your own wings! ... it's so simple!
SHELDON: Yeah, but... the end. You did read the end, right?

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
SHELDON:
ARTHUR: Nope. Got five pages in, and immediately busted out the wood glue
FLACO: I kinda think you guys should read the end.

[[OUTSIDE (Generic: forest, trees, etc.)]]
FLACO:
ARTHUR: Nah.. it's like my gradpappy used to say: "Ain't no story ends as purty as it do in heart."
SHELDON: Your grandfather ended up in dante. Not the best source to cite.]]> Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 06 / 2011 http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110606.html http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110606.html Thu, 15 Sep 2011 19:16:04 -0000 <a href="http://sheldoncomics.com/archive/110606.html">Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 06 / 2011</a> [[THE HOUSE]] GRAMP: What? ARTHUR: Hey, you know what? How about a nap? Naps are great. [[THE HOUSE]] GRAMP: What? ARTHUR: Maybe try eating less BAD things, and maybe eat more GOOD things. [[THE HOUSE]] GRAMP: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ARTHUR: Walking on gravel? Man, make sure you got some dang shoes on. [[THE HOUSE]] GRAMP: Hey: need to know something? Why not try googling it> ARTHUR: Practicing to be a life coach. [[THE HOUSE]] GRAMP: ARTHUR: Sheldon Comics comic strip from June / 06 / 2011

[[THE HOUSE]]
GRAMP: What?
ARTHUR: Hey, you know what? How about a nap? Naps are great.

[[THE HOUSE]]
GRAMP: What?
ARTHUR: Maybe try eating less BAD things, and maybe eat more GOOD things.

[[THE HOUSE]]
GRAMP: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
ARTHUR: Walking on gravel? Man, make sure you got some dang shoes on.

[[THE HOUSE]]
GRAMP: Hey: need to know something? Why not try googling it>
ARTHUR: Practicing to be a life coach.

[[THE HOUSE]]
GRAMP:
ARTHUR:]]>