Ninja Pig of the North - latest additions

Ninja Pig of the North - latest additions http://theninjapig.com The latest transcribed Ninja Pig of the North comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:12:03 -0000 60 Cretaceous Park Page 11 http://theninjapig.com/d/20070205.html http://theninjapig.com/d/20070205.html Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:01:45 -0000 <a href="http://theninjapig.com/d/20070205.html">Cretaceous Park Page 11</a> Ninja Pig of the North: Now, I've agreed to stand here while you talk. Nothing more. Dinosaur: Fair enough. Dinosaur: Guinea pig friend! I have traveled 65 million years into the future for one purpose, and you are its center! Ninja Pig: La, la, la! Dinosaur: Allow me to explain! It is the hobby of time traveling dinosaurs to help those they find in need! Ninja Pig: Hey, Joe, what up? No, I'm free to talk. Dinosaur: I've been studying you for over a year. I've felt your torment; your pain. I know I can help you with your failed endeavors! Ninja Pig: Just some dinosaur. Try to block him out. Dinosaur: With my help you can build up the self-confidence you need to overcome any obstacle! Dinosaur: What do you say, Ninja Pig of the North, will you please let me help you? ...Ninja Pig? Ninja Pig: Aaand you're done, right? OK. See ya, jerk. Cretaceous Park Page 11

Ninja Pig of the North: Now, I've agreed to stand here while you talk. Nothing more.
Dinosaur: Fair enough.

Dinosaur: Guinea pig friend! I have traveled 65 million years into the future for one purpose, and you are its center!
Ninja Pig: La, la, la!

Dinosaur: Allow me to explain! It is the hobby of time traveling dinosaurs to help those they find in need!
Ninja Pig: Hey, Joe, what up? No, I'm free to talk.

Dinosaur: I've been studying you for over a year. I've felt your torment; your pain. I know I can help you with your failed endeavors!
Ninja Pig: Just some dinosaur. Try to block him out.

Dinosaur: With my help you can build up the self-confidence you need to overcome any obstacle!

Dinosaur: What do you say, Ninja Pig of the North, will you please let me help you? ...Ninja Pig?
Ninja Pig: Aaand you're done, right? OK. See ya, jerk.]]> Cretaceous Park Page 10 http://theninjapig.com/d/20070201.html http://theninjapig.com/d/20070201.html Sun, 04 Feb 2007 04:55:49 -0000 <a href="http://theninjapig.com/d/20070201.html">Cretaceous Park Page 10</a> Ninja Pig of the North: Have a good one. Dinosaur: But don't you at the very least want to know why I'm here?! Ninja Pig: Yeeeaah...not at all. Dinosaur: Pleeeaaase? Ninja Pig: Please what? Get out of my face. Dinosaur: I'll give you money. Ninja Pig: Fine, but make it quick. Dinosaur: Guinea pig friend, I have traveled 65 million years into the future -- Ninja Pig: No! No! Money first. Dinosaur: Oh, right. Sorry. Cretaceous Park Page 10

Ninja Pig of the North: Have a good one.

Dinosaur: But don't you at the very least want to know why I'm here?!
Ninja Pig: Yeeeaah...not at all.

Dinosaur: Pleeeaaase?
Ninja Pig: Please what? Get out of my face.

Dinosaur: I'll give you money.
Ninja Pig: Fine, but make it quick.

Dinosaur: Guinea pig friend, I have traveled 65 million years into the future --
Ninja Pig: No! No! Money first.

Dinosaur: Oh, right. Sorry.]]> Cretaceous Park Page 9 http://theninjapig.com/d/20070129.html http://theninjapig.com/d/20070129.html Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:52:43 -0000 <a href="http://theninjapig.com/d/20070129.html">Cretaceous Park Page 9</a> Ninja Pig of the North: I'm pretty sure what just happened isn't even possible. This day can't possibly get ... RAWR! Ninja Pig: I'm just going to stop talking now. Dinosaur: Oh! Don't worry! That's just a dino hello! Ninja Pig: ...a dino hello. Ninja Pig: Aren't you ... like ... extinct? Dinosaur: Yes and no. I'm from the Cretaceous Period! Ninja Pig: ...and you wear cargo slacks. Cretaceous Park Page 9

Ninja Pig of the North: I'm pretty sure what just happened isn't even possible. This day can't possibly get ...

RAWR!

Ninja Pig: I'm just going to stop talking now.

Dinosaur: Oh! Don't worry! That's just a dino hello!

Ninja Pig: ...a dino hello.

Ninja Pig: Aren't you ... like ... extinct?

Dinosaur: Yes and no. I'm from the Cretaceous Period!
Ninja Pig: ...and you wear cargo slacks.]]> Cretaceous Park Page 8 http://theninjapig.com/d/20070125.html http://theninjapig.com/d/20070125.html Sun, 28 Jan 2007 02:18:16 -0000 <a href="http://theninjapig.com/d/20070125.html">Cretaceous Park Page 8</a> Owen: Hadouken! K.O.! Owen: Yes! I got it! Ninja Pig of the North: Uh huh. ... I'm gonna go over there now. Owen: Now to just figure out how to do that with a controller. Cretaceous Park Page 8

Owen: Hadouken!

K.O.!

Owen: Yes! I got it!

Ninja Pig of the North: Uh huh. ... I'm gonna go over there now.

Owen: Now to just figure out how to do that with a controller.]]> Cretaceous Park Page 7 http://theninjapig.com/d/20070122.html http://theninjapig.com/d/20070122.html Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:12:18 -0000 <a href="http://theninjapig.com/d/20070122.html">Cretaceous Park Page 7</a> Owen: I haven't been memorizing combos out of this book for nothing! Prepare for pain! Owen: Let's see ... down, forward ... Ninja Pig of the North: ... ugh ... Owen: Punch! Owen: Wait ... I thought that was it ... let's see ... Ninja Pig: Huh? Owen: Down ... diagonal ... forward ... Owen: Shoryuken! Ninja Pig: What the heck is he doing? Owen: Dang it. Not what I wanted. OK, OK ... this time ... Ninja Pig: He's totally lost it. Owen: Down, diagonal, forward ... Owen: A. Cretaceous Park Page 7

Owen: I haven't been memorizing combos out of this book for nothing! Prepare for pain!

Owen: Let's see ... down, forward ...
Ninja Pig of the North: ... ugh ...

Owen: Punch!

Owen: Wait ... I thought that was it ... let's see ...
Ninja Pig: Huh?

Owen: Down ... diagonal ... forward ...

Owen: Shoryuken!
Ninja Pig: What the heck is he doing?

Owen: Dang it. Not what I wanted. OK, OK ... this time ...

Ninja Pig: He's totally lost it.
Owen: Down, diagonal, forward ...

Owen: A.]]> Cretaceous Park Page 6 http://theninjapig.com/d/20070118.html http://theninjapig.com/d/20070118.html Fri, 19 Jan 2007 23:54:37 -0000 <a href="http://theninjapig.com/d/20070118.html">Cretaceous Park Page 6</a> Owen: Look, pal. I admire the effort. But don't mess with me. I'm not in the mood. Ninja Pig of the North: Oh, I'm so scared! What's the bookworm going to do? Read aloud to me?! Ninja Pig: Oh, no! Not the narrative abilities of a monkey! Ninja Pig: If only his raw talent for oration weren't so fine-tuned, maybe I'd stand a chance! Ninja Pig: Please, before you start, just let me say goodbye to my family. Ninja Pig: AUGH! Owen: That's it! Cretaceous Park Page 6

Owen: Look, pal. I admire the effort. But don't mess with me. I'm not in the mood.

Ninja Pig of the North: Oh, I'm so scared! What's the bookworm going to do? Read aloud to me?!

Ninja Pig: Oh, no! Not the narrative abilities of a monkey!

Ninja Pig: If only his raw talent for oration weren't so fine-tuned, maybe I'd stand a chance!

Ninja Pig: Please, before you start, just let me say goodbye to my family.

Ninja Pig: AUGH!
Owen: That's it!]]> Cretaceous Park Page 5 http://theninjapig.com/d/20070115.html http://theninjapig.com/d/20070115.html Fri, 19 Jan 2007 23:51:42 -0000 <a href="http://theninjapig.com/d/20070115.html">Cretaceous Park Page 5</a> Ninja Pig of the North: You're going to regret this mistake for the rest of your life, buddy. Ninja Pig: Now give me your money...or else! Owen: Ooh, you're right. I already regret wasting my time talking to you. Owen: Bye. Ninja Pig: Hey! You jerk! Don't walk away from me! Ninja Pig: Well, I tried to warn him. Now he's done for. Ninja Pig: YAUGHH!!! Ninja Pig: DIE!!! Cretaceous Park Page 5

Ninja Pig of the North: You're going to regret this mistake for the rest of your life, buddy.

Ninja Pig: Now give me your money...or else!
Owen: Ooh, you're right. I already regret wasting my time talking to you.

Owen: Bye.
Ninja Pig: Hey! You jerk! Don't walk away from me!

Ninja Pig: Well, I tried to warn him. Now he's done for.

Ninja Pig: YAUGHH!!!

Ninja Pig: DIE!!!]]> Cretaceous Park Page 4 http://theninjapig.com/d/20070111.html http://theninjapig.com/d/20070111.html Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:28:38 -0000 <a href="http://theninjapig.com/d/20070111.html">Cretaceous Park Page 4</a> Ninja Pig of the North: Great, now I have no sword. Ninja Pig: Hello! But what's this?! A bookworm?! The perfect sap! Ninja Pig: Not only a bookworm, but he's reading about video games! This will be easier than stealing candy from a heavily guarded candy vault! Owen: You know, I can hear every word you're saying about me. Ninja Pig: That just makes this easier! You know what I want! So hand over the dough! Owen: Uh ... no. Ninja Pig: You do not want to go down this road. Cretaceous Park Page 4

Ninja Pig of the North: Great, now I have no sword.

Ninja Pig: Hello! But what's this?! A bookworm?! The perfect sap!

Ninja Pig: Not only a bookworm, but he's reading about video games! This will be easier than stealing candy from a heavily guarded candy vault!

Owen: You know, I can hear every word you're saying about me.
Ninja Pig: That just makes this easier! You know what I want! So hand over the dough!
Owen: Uh ... no.

Ninja Pig: You do not want to go down this road.]]> Cretaceous Park Page 3 http://theninjapig.com/d/20070108.html http://theninjapig.com/d/20070108.html Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:25:57 -0000 <a href="http://theninjapig.com/d/20070108.html">Cretaceous Park Page 3</a> Ninja Pig of the North: This will not stand! You can't just push me around! Do you hear me?! I am Ninja Pig -- CRUNCH Merchant: Will this be all for you today? Customer: Yeah. Merchant: Here, have a free toothpick with your purchase. Customer: Cool! Customer: Hey, it tastes like the blood of someone's enemies! Right on! Merchant: Have a good day, sir! Customer: Later, bro! Ninja Pig: ...of the North... Cretaceous Park Page 3

Ninja Pig of the North: This will not stand! You can't just push me around! Do you hear me?! I am Ninja Pig --

CRUNCH

Merchant: Will this be all for you today?
Customer: Yeah.
Merchant: Here, have a free toothpick with your purchase.
Customer: Cool!

Customer: Hey, it tastes like the blood of someone's enemies! Right on!
Merchant: Have a good day, sir!
Customer: Later, bro!

Ninja Pig: ...of the North...]]> Cretaceous Park Page 2 http://theninjapig.com/d/20070104.html http://theninjapig.com/d/20070104.html Thu, 04 Jan 2007 10:02:41 -0000 <a href="http://theninjapig.com/d/20070104.html">Cretaceous Park Page 2</a> Merchant inspects fingernails. Ninja Pig of the North: What part of "right now" don't you understand?! Ninja Pig: Hey! That's my sword! Merchant: It's cute. Ninja Pig: It's not cute! I'm holding you up with it!!! Merchant: Actually, that's true. You are holding me up, when there are other customers I should be helping. Ninja Pig: I'm not a customer! Give me your money, you idiot! Merchant pokes Ninja Pig. Ninja Pig: Hey! Cretaceous Park Page 2

Merchant inspects fingernails.

Ninja Pig of the North: What part of "right now" don't you understand?!

Ninja Pig: Hey! That's my sword!
Merchant: It's cute.

Ninja Pig: It's not cute! I'm holding you up with it!!!

Merchant: Actually, that's true. You are holding me up, when there are other customers I should be helping.
Ninja Pig: I'm not a customer! Give me your money, you idiot!

Merchant pokes Ninja Pig.

Ninja Pig: Hey!]]>