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Achewood - latest additions http://achewood.com The latest transcribed Achewood comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sat, 06 Jun 2009 04:12:04 -0000 60 Achewood ? March 12, 2009 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122009 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122009 Sat, 06 Jun 2009 03:56:46 -0000 <a href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03122009">Achewood ? March 12, 2009</a> {{Strip Title: Darlene and Lyle}} [[Close up on Darlene smiling, leaning against Lyle's Baja]] Lyle (narrating): She made me feel amazing. I started sayin' stuff so good I didn't even know I could say it. It was like a goddamn genius was drivin' me with a joystick. [[Lyle stands next to Darlene and reaches out to take the beer from her.]] Lyle: Hey there, britches. Priest's playin' at the Sherwin-Williams expo tonight--you'd look awful good at that concert with me. Darlene: You really think so, sugar? [[Lyle swigs the beer]] Lyle: Hell yes, babe. You ride with me, and I'll get you fucked UP first. [[Darlene takes the beer back.]] Darlene: You gonna feed me too, or's you all talk? Lyle: Oh, I'm gonna feed you, baby. Name's Lyle. [[Darlene sips the beer]] Darlene: You can call me Darlene, then, handsome. How's about a Big Mac dinner? [[Lyle sips the beer now]] Lyle: I don't eat where I shit, underpants. How's about a Chili Foot-long at Jumbo Hole and some SoCo in a hobo bag? [[Darlene sips the beer thoughtfully]] <<SERP>> Darlene: That'd be real nice. [[Later, at Jumbo Hole]] Lyle: Yeah, give us a Chili Foot-long, a Blister Dog with shake and mustard, a Cabin Melt Plus, and two sides of beef'n'onion chop with extra Saltines. Nah, we're good on drinks. [[Back to the present, Teodor at his computer, Lyle behind him, holding square bottle of Achewater or another fine liquor]] Teodor: So how'd the concert go? <<TAP TAP TAP>> [[Lyle has eyes squinched shut, swigging from bottle, Teodor typing away]] <<TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP>> Lyle: Hard to say. I kicked a dude's ass, a different dude kicked my ass, she clawed at some bitch, and I think we either puked or fucked behind the beer tent. Teodor: Such fine lines can get blurry. <<TAP TAP TAP>> Lyle: Hey--you go see Priest in Florida, you're lucky if you don't wake up next to some guy named Death Steve who's eatin' a head like it was an apple. {{Alt-Text: Shall I compare thee to some Jumbo Hole? Thou art more lovely and more temperate.}} Achewood ? March 12, 2009

{{Strip Title: Darlene and Lyle}}

[[Close up on Darlene smiling, leaning against Lyle's Baja]]
Lyle (narrating): She made me feel amazing. I started sayin' stuff so good I didn't even know I could say it. It was like a goddamn genius was drivin' me with a joystick.

[[Lyle stands next to Darlene and reaches out to take the beer from her.]]
Lyle: Hey there, britches. Priest's playin' at the Sherwin-Williams expo tonight--you'd look awful good at that concert with me.
Darlene: You really think so, sugar?

[[Lyle swigs the beer]]
Lyle: Hell yes, babe. You ride with me, and I'll get you fucked UP first.

[[Darlene takes the beer back.]]
Darlene: You gonna feed me too, or's you all talk?
Lyle: Oh, I'm gonna feed you, baby. Name's Lyle.

[[Darlene sips the beer]]
Darlene: You can call me Darlene, then, handsome. How's about a Big Mac dinner?

[[Lyle sips the beer now]]
Lyle: I don't eat where I shit, underpants. How's about a Chili Foot-long at Jumbo Hole and some SoCo in a hobo bag?

[[Darlene sips the beer thoughtfully]] <>

Darlene: That'd be real nice.

[[Later, at Jumbo Hole]]
Lyle: Yeah, give us a Chili Foot-long, a Blister Dog with shake and mustard, a Cabin Melt Plus, and two sides of beef'n'onion chop with extra Saltines.
Nah, we're good on drinks.

[[Back to the present, Teodor at his computer, Lyle behind him, holding square bottle of Achewater or another fine liquor]]
Teodor: So how'd the concert go?
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[[Lyle has eyes squinched shut, swigging from bottle, Teodor typing away]] <>
Lyle: Hard to say. I kicked a dude's ass, a different dude kicked my ass, she clawed at some bitch, and I think we either puked or fucked behind the beer tent.

Teodor: Such fine lines can get blurry. <>
Lyle: Hey--you go see Priest in Florida, you're lucky if you don't wake up next to some guy named Death Steve who's eatin' a head like it was an apple.

{{Alt-Text: Shall I compare thee to some Jumbo Hole? Thou art more lovely and more temperate.}}]]> Achewood ? October 6, 2008 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10062008 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10062008 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 03:25:41 -0000 <a href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10062008">Achewood ? October 6, 2008</a> Lyle: Halloween's comin' up, squirt--- you got a costume picked out? Philippe: Oh! Yes! I'm going to be a princess! Lyle: A boy princess? How's that work? Like, little underpants with a banana in the front? [[A thought bubble forms over Philippe's head]] [[Philippe wearing underpants with a banana stuck down the front]] Philippe: Princess Philippe and Underpants Dan are gonna save... Philippe:... the WORLD! Banana: BUT WAIT! WHAT IF THE ENEMY... IS INSIDE OF US?! Philippe: Good point! We'd better go... to the DOCTOR! Philippe: Say! He could be my sidekick, like Ariel and Sebastian! Lyle: And I could be mean to you guys! Princesses always got a wicked stepmom or somethin'! Philippe: Oh, boy! Let's practice! [[Panel title: SOON.]] Lyle: You suck, chica! You'll never finish sweepin' before the prince marries that jota from Kinko's! Philippe: Don't listen to him, Dan! [[Teodor walks in]] Teodor: WHOA! I'm in the backyard for five minutes and you guys go Off-Broadway? What the hell?! Philippe: This is my Halloween costume! Teodor: No, this is me spending the rest of my natural born life at the bottom of the prison food chain! Close the blinds and take that banana out of your shorts! Teodor: Jesus Christ, Lyle! Does our front window always have to be a glimpse into the think tank for deadly sins eight through fourteen? Lyle: I'm havin' Todd over for spaghetti dinner and ipecac pilates at seven. Science don't get paid to rest, son. {{alt. text: Seriously, there are way more than seven sins. There are like twenty alone on my desktop.}} Achewood ? October 6, 2008

Lyle: Halloween's comin' up, squirt--- you got a costume picked out?

Philippe: Oh! Yes! I'm going to be a princess!
Lyle: A boy princess? How's that work? Like, little underpants with a banana in the front?

[[A thought bubble forms over Philippe's head]]

[[Philippe wearing underpants with a banana stuck down the front]]
Philippe: Princess Philippe and Underpants Dan are gonna save...

Philippe:... the WORLD!

Banana: BUT WAIT! WHAT IF THE ENEMY... IS INSIDE OF US?!

Philippe: Good point! We'd better go... to the DOCTOR!

Philippe: Say! He could be my sidekick, like Ariel and Sebastian!

Lyle: And I could be mean to you guys! Princesses always got a wicked stepmom or somethin'!
Philippe: Oh, boy! Let's practice!

[[Panel title: SOON.]]
Lyle: You suck, chica! You'll never finish sweepin' before the prince marries that jota from Kinko's!
Philippe: Don't listen to him, Dan!

[[Teodor walks in]]
Teodor: WHOA! I'm in the backyard for five minutes and you guys go Off-Broadway? What the hell?!

Philippe: This is my Halloween costume!
Teodor: No, this is me spending the rest of my natural born life at the bottom of the prison food chain! Close the blinds and take that banana out of your shorts!

Teodor: Jesus Christ, Lyle! Does our front window always have to be a glimpse into the think tank for deadly sins eight through fourteen?
Lyle: I'm havin' Todd over for spaghetti dinner and ipecac pilates at seven. Science don't get paid to rest, son.

{{alt. text: Seriously, there are way more than seven sins. There are like twenty alone on my desktop.}}]]> Achewood - October 1, 2004 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10012004 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10012004 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 03:25:33 -0000 <a href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10012004">Achewood - October 1, 2004</a> 10.1.2001 - 10.1.2004 good dickens it has been three years [[Philippe standing on the manual]] Caption: 10.01.2001 [[Roast Beef on the phone]] Roast Beef: That lady is tough man she has some brass cans Caption: 4.21.2002 [[Ray looking at a bumper sticker]] Bumper Sticker: SUPPORT MODERN CATHOLIC ARCHITECTURE Caption: 9.17.2003 [[Teodor and Philippe behold a Chicken Smiley]] Recipe: Chicken Smiley Get a Chicken Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell. Arrange two KFC drumsticks as legs, and two KFC wings as arms. You have just cooked a Chicken Smiley. 5.6.2004 [[Ray talking to Roast Beef]] Ray: Hi, man. [[The ice cream man, with a photo of the "actor" who played him attached to the panel with a paper clip]] Ice Cream Man Played by: Paul F. Weiss 11.13.2003 [[Teodor at computer]] Blog 8.27.2004 at least it's Friday and I can go for drinks and dancing at Ray's. I wonder what theme he'll have cooked up this time. Earlier in the week he wanted to do this Donald Trump theme, which I guess meant that he would fly away in a helicopter while the party went bankrupt, but hopefully he'll have changed his mind. the dickens of a thank you to our fans {{I Cartoon In A Cassock}} Achewood - October 1, 2004

10.1.2001 - 10.1.2004
good dickens it has been three years

[[Philippe standing on the manual]]
Caption: 10.01.2001

[[Roast Beef on the phone]]
Roast Beef: That lady is tough man she has some brass cans
Caption: 4.21.2002

[[Ray looking at a bumper sticker]]
Bumper Sticker: SUPPORT MODERN CATHOLIC ARCHITECTURE
Caption: 9.17.2003

[[Teodor and Philippe behold a Chicken Smiley]]
Recipe: Chicken Smiley
Get a Chicken Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell. Arrange two KFC drumsticks as legs, and two KFC wings as arms. You have just cooked a Chicken Smiley.
5.6.2004

[[Ray talking to Roast Beef]]
Ray: Hi, man.

[[The ice cream man, with a photo of the "actor" who played him attached to the panel with a paper clip]]
Ice Cream Man
Played by:
Paul F. Weiss
11.13.2003

[[Teodor at computer]]
Blog 8.27.2004
at least it's Friday and I can go for drinks and dancing at Ray's. I wonder what theme he'll have cooked up this time. Earlier in the week he wanted to do this Donald Trump theme, which I guess meant that he would fly away in a helicopter while the party went bankrupt, but hopefully he'll have changed his mind.
the dickens of a thank you to our fans

{{I Cartoon In A Cassock}}]]> Achewood - October 1, 2004 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10012004 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10012004 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 03:25:33 -0000 <a href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=10012004">Achewood - October 1, 2004</a> 10.1.2001 - 10.1.2004 good dickens it has been three years [[Philippe standing on the manual]] Caption: 10.01.2001 [[Roast Beef on the phone]] Roast Beef: That lady is tough man she has some brass cans Caption: 4.21.2002 [[Ray looking at a bumper sticker]] Bumper Sticker: SUPPORT MODERN CATHOLIC ARCHITECTURE Caption: 9.17.2003 [[Teodor and Philippe behold a Chicken Smiley]] Recipe: Chicken Smiley Get a Chicken Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell. Arrange two KFC drumsticks as legs, and two KFC wings as arms. You have just cooked a Chicken Smiley. 5.6.2004 [[Ray talking to Roast Beef]] Ray: Hi, man. [[The ice cream man, with a photo of the "actor" who played him attached to the panel with a paper clip]] Ice Cream Man Played by: Paul F. Weiss 11.13.2003 [[Teodor at computer]] Blog 8.27.2004 at least it's Friday and I can go for drinks and dancing at Ray's. I wonder what theme he'll have cooked up this time. Earlier in the week he wanted to do this Donald Trump theme, which I guess meant that he would fly away in a helicopter while the party went bankrupt, but hopefully he'll have changed his mind. the dickens of a thank you to our fans {{I Cartoon In A Cassock}} Achewood - October 1, 2004

10.1.2001 - 10.1.2004
good dickens it has been three years

[[Philippe standing on the manual]]
Caption: 10.01.2001

[[Roast Beef on the phone]]
Roast Beef: That lady is tough man she has some brass cans
Caption: 4.21.2002

[[Ray looking at a bumper sticker]]
Bumper Sticker: SUPPORT MODERN CATHOLIC ARCHITECTURE
Caption: 9.17.2003

[[Teodor and Philippe behold a Chicken Smiley]]
Recipe: Chicken Smiley
Get a Chicken Burrito Supreme from Taco Bell. Arrange two KFC drumsticks as legs, and two KFC wings as arms. You have just cooked a Chicken Smiley.
5.6.2004

[[Ray talking to Roast Beef]]
Ray: Hi, man.

[[The ice cream man, with a photo of the "actor" who played him attached to the panel with a paper clip]]
Ice Cream Man
Played by:
Paul F. Weiss
11.13.2003

[[Teodor at computer]]
Blog 8.27.2004
at least it's Friday and I can go for drinks and dancing at Ray's. I wonder what theme he'll have cooked up this time. Earlier in the week he wanted to do this Donald Trump theme, which I guess meant that he would fly away in a helicopter while the party went bankrupt, but hopefully he'll have changed his mind.
the dickens of a thank you to our fans

{{I Cartoon In A Cassock}}]]> Cartilage Head Offers Wine http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09162005 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09162005 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 03:25:27 -0000 <a href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09162005">Cartilage Head Offers Wine</a> [[Ray is sitting at the table. Cartilage Head hands him a note from off-frame.]] [[Cut to Ray's perspective. Cartilage Head is holding the note, which reads: WINE?.]] [[Ray turns to grab the wine glass on his right hand side.]] [[Ray hands wine glass to Cartilage Head.]] [[Cut to a curious looking wine bottle. There are what appears to be a double door on the bottle.]] [[Cartilage Head opens the "door" of the bottle.]] <<SQUEE>> [[Cartilage Head places the wine glass inside of the bottle.]] <<KLINK>> [[Cartilage Head closes the door of the bottle.]] <<KLIK>> [[Close-up of wine bottle with the glass inside.]] [[A little bit of wine appears inside of the wine glass.]] [[More wine appears in the glass.]] [[Even more wine appears.]] [[Cartilage Head opens the bottle door.]] <<SQUEE>> [[Ray is now staring at the wine glass sitting on his side of the table.]] [[Cartilage Head raises his hands.]] [[Cartilage Head gestures with his hands, offering Ray the wine.]] [[Ray is visibly disturbed and frightened, and reaches for the wine glass with a trembling hand.]] {{alt-text: ?}} Cartilage Head Offers Wine

[[Ray is sitting at the table. Cartilage Head hands him a note from off-frame.]]

[[Cut to Ray's perspective. Cartilage Head is holding the note, which reads: WINE?.]]

[[Ray turns to grab the wine glass on his right hand side.]]

[[Ray hands wine glass to Cartilage Head.]]

[[Cut to a curious looking wine bottle. There are what appears to be a double door on the bottle.]]

[[Cartilage Head opens the "door" of the bottle.]]
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[[Cartilage Head places the wine glass inside of the bottle.]]
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[[Cartilage Head closes the door of the bottle.]]
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[[Close-up of wine bottle with the glass inside.]]

[[A little bit of wine appears inside of the wine glass.]]

[[More wine appears in the glass.]]

[[Even more wine appears.]]

[[Cartilage Head opens the bottle door.]]
<>

[[Ray is now staring at the wine glass sitting on his side of the table.]]

[[Cartilage Head raises his hands.]]

[[Cartilage Head gestures with his hands, offering Ray the wine.]]

[[Ray is visibly disturbed and frightened, and reaches for the wine glass with a trembling hand.]]

{{alt-text: ?}}]]> Cartilage Head Offers Wine http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09162005 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09162005 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 03:25:27 -0000 <a href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09162005">Cartilage Head Offers Wine</a> [[Ray is sitting at the table. Cartilage Head hands him a note from off-frame.]] [[Cut to Ray's perspective. Cartilage Head is holding the note, which reads: WINE?.]] [[Ray turns to grab the wine glass on his right hand side.]] [[Ray hands wine glass to Cartilage Head.]] [[Cut to a curious looking wine bottle. There are what appears to be a double door on the bottle.]] [[Cartilage Head opens the "door" of the bottle.]] <<SQUEE>> [[Cartilage Head places the wine glass inside of the bottle.]] <<KLINK>> [[Cartilage Head closes the door of the bottle.]] <<KLIK>> [[Close-up of wine bottle with the glass inside.]] [[A little bit of wine appears inside of the wine glass.]] [[More wine appears in the glass.]] [[Even more wine appears.]] [[Cartilage Head opens the bottle door.]] <<SQUEE>> [[Ray is now staring at the wine glass sitting on his side of the table.]] [[Cartilage Head raises his hands.]] [[Cartilage Head gestures with his hands, offering Ray the wine.]] [[Ray is visibly disturbed and frightened, and reaches for the wine glass with a trembling hand.]] {{alt-text: ?}} Cartilage Head Offers Wine

[[Ray is sitting at the table. Cartilage Head hands him a note from off-frame.]]

[[Cut to Ray's perspective. Cartilage Head is holding the note, which reads: WINE?.]]

[[Ray turns to grab the wine glass on his right hand side.]]

[[Ray hands wine glass to Cartilage Head.]]

[[Cut to a curious looking wine bottle. There are what appears to be a double door on the bottle.]]

[[Cartilage Head opens the "door" of the bottle.]]
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[[Cartilage Head places the wine glass inside of the bottle.]]
<>

[[Cartilage Head closes the door of the bottle.]]
<>

[[Close-up of wine bottle with the glass inside.]]

[[A little bit of wine appears inside of the wine glass.]]

[[More wine appears in the glass.]]

[[Even more wine appears.]]

[[Cartilage Head opens the bottle door.]]
<>

[[Ray is now staring at the wine glass sitting on his side of the table.]]

[[Cartilage Head raises his hands.]]

[[Cartilage Head gestures with his hands, offering Ray the wine.]]

[[Ray is visibly disturbed and frightened, and reaches for the wine glass with a trembling hand.]]

{{alt-text: ?}}]]> Achewood - May 12, 2004 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05122004 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05122004 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 03:25:23 -0000 <a href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05122004">Achewood - May 12, 2004</a> Philippe: Oh boy! It looks just like my drawing! Thank you, Lyle! <<SQUEAK>> <<SQUEAK>> <<SQUEAK>> Lyle: Eh, no problem. Good to be wrenchin' again. <<CLICK>> Philippe: Wow! Philippe: Did you get the horn to work the way we talked about? Lyle: Try it! Car horn: HERE COMES A HUGE FAG Philippe: Hey! <<PRESS>> Philippe: Don't make my car call me a fag! That is very rude! Philippe: Lyle! Hey! Where did you go to?! [[Philippe thinks to himself]] Philippe (thinking): Oh, brother! I can't drive around in a car that calls me a fag! It will cause problems in the community! [[Todd's van drives up]] Todd: Aw, don't w-w-worry about it, little guy! You should hear MY horn sometime! <<SCREEE!>> Todd's horn: IF THIS VAN'S A ROCKIN' Todd's horn: I'M DOIN' COKE TO DOKKEN <<PRESS>> {{Alt text: I used to have a Celica with a license plate frame that said I was a woman}} Achewood - May 12, 2004

Philippe: Oh boy! It looks just like my drawing! Thank you, Lyle!
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Lyle: Eh, no problem. Good to be wrenchin' again.
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Philippe: Wow!

Philippe: Did you get the horn to work the way we talked about?
Lyle: Try it!

Car horn: HERE COMES A HUGE FAG
Philippe: Hey!
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Philippe: Don't make my car call me a fag! That is very rude!
Philippe: Lyle! Hey! Where did you go to?!

[[Philippe thinks to himself]]
Philippe (thinking): Oh, brother! I can't drive around in a car that calls me a fag! It will cause problems in the community!

[[Todd's van drives up]]
Todd: Aw, don't w-w-worry about it, little guy! You should hear MY horn sometime!
<>

Todd's horn: IF THIS VAN'S A ROCKIN'
Todd's horn: I'M DOIN' COKE TO DOKKEN
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{{Alt text: I used to have a Celica with a license plate frame that said I was a woman}}]]> Achewood - May 12, 2004 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05122004 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05122004 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 03:25:23 -0000 <a href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05122004">Achewood - May 12, 2004</a> Philippe: Oh boy! It looks just like my drawing! Thank you, Lyle! <<SQUEAK>> <<SQUEAK>> <<SQUEAK>> Lyle: Eh, no problem. Good to be wrenchin' again. <<CLICK>> Philippe: Wow! Philippe: Did you get the horn to work the way we talked about? Lyle: Try it! Car horn: HERE COMES A HUGE FAG Philippe: Hey! <<PRESS>> Philippe: Don't make my car call me a fag! That is very rude! Philippe: Lyle! Hey! Where did you go to?! [[Philippe thinks to himself]] Philippe (thinking): Oh, brother! I can't drive around in a car that calls me a fag! It will cause problems in the community! [[Todd's van drives up]] Todd: Aw, don't w-w-worry about it, little guy! You should hear MY horn sometime! <<SCREEE!>> Todd's horn: IF THIS VAN'S A ROCKIN' Todd's horn: I'M DOIN' COKE TO DOKKEN <<PRESS>> {{Alt text: I used to have a Celica with a license plate frame that said I was a woman}} Achewood - May 12, 2004

Philippe: Oh boy! It looks just like my drawing! Thank you, Lyle!
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Lyle: Eh, no problem. Good to be wrenchin' again.
<>
Philippe: Wow!

Philippe: Did you get the horn to work the way we talked about?
Lyle: Try it!

Car horn: HERE COMES A HUGE FAG
Philippe: Hey!
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Philippe: Don't make my car call me a fag! That is very rude!
Philippe: Lyle! Hey! Where did you go to?!

[[Philippe thinks to himself]]
Philippe (thinking): Oh, brother! I can't drive around in a car that calls me a fag! It will cause problems in the community!

[[Todd's van drives up]]
Todd: Aw, don't w-w-worry about it, little guy! You should hear MY horn sometime!
<>

Todd's horn: IF THIS VAN'S A ROCKIN'
Todd's horn: I'M DOIN' COKE TO DOKKEN
<>

{{Alt text: I used to have a Celica with a license plate frame that said I was a woman}}]]> Achewood - May 12, 2004 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05122004 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05122004 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 03:25:23 -0000 <a href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05122004">Achewood - May 12, 2004</a> Philippe: Oh boy! It looks just like my drawing! Thank you, Lyle! <<SQUEAK>> <<SQUEAK>> <<SQUEAK>> Lyle: Eh, no problem. Good to be wrenchin' again. <<CLICK>> Philippe: Wow! Philippe: Did you get the horn to work the way we talked about? Lyle: Try it! Car horn: HERE COMES A HUGE FAG Philippe: Hey! <<PRESS>> Philippe: Don't make my car call me a fag! That is very rude! Philippe: Lyle! Hey! Where did you go to?! [[Philippe thinks to himself]] Philippe (thinking): Oh, brother! I can't drive around in a car that calls me a fag! It will cause problems in the community! [[Todd's van drives up]] Todd: Aw, don't w-w-worry about it, little guy! You should hear MY horn sometime! <<SCREEE!>> Todd's horn: IF THIS VAN'S A ROCKIN' Todd's horn: I'M DOIN' COKE TO DOKKEN <<PRESS>> {{Alt text: I used to have a Celica with a license plate frame that said I was a woman}} Achewood - May 12, 2004

Philippe: Oh boy! It looks just like my drawing! Thank you, Lyle!
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Lyle: Eh, no problem. Good to be wrenchin' again.
<>
Philippe: Wow!

Philippe: Did you get the horn to work the way we talked about?
Lyle: Try it!

Car horn: HERE COMES A HUGE FAG
Philippe: Hey!
<>

Philippe: Don't make my car call me a fag! That is very rude!
Philippe: Lyle! Hey! Where did you go to?!

[[Philippe thinks to himself]]
Philippe (thinking): Oh, brother! I can't drive around in a car that calls me a fag! It will cause problems in the community!

[[Todd's van drives up]]
Todd: Aw, don't w-w-worry about it, little guy! You should hear MY horn sometime!
<>

Todd's horn: IF THIS VAN'S A ROCKIN'
Todd's horn: I'M DOIN' COKE TO DOKKEN
<>

{{Alt text: I used to have a Celica with a license plate frame that said I was a woman}}]]> Achewood - May 12, 2004 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05122004 http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05122004 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 03:25:23 -0000 <a href="http://achewood.com/index.php?date=05122004">Achewood - May 12, 2004</a> Philippe: Oh boy! It looks just like my drawing! Thank you, Lyle! <<SQUEAK>> <<SQUEAK>> <<SQUEAK>> Lyle: Eh, no problem. Good to be wrenchin' again. <<CLICK>> Philippe: Wow! Philippe: Did you get the horn to work the way we talked about? Lyle: Try it! Car horn: HERE COMES A HUGE FAG Philippe: Hey! <<PRESS>> Philippe: Don't make my car call me a fag! That is very rude! Philippe: Lyle! Hey! Where did you go to?! [[Philippe thinks to himself]] Philippe (thinking): Oh, brother! I can't drive around in a car that calls me a fag! It will cause problems in the community! [[Todd's van drives up]] Todd: Aw, don't w-w-worry about it, little guy! You should hear MY horn sometime! <<SCREEE!>> Todd's horn: IF THIS VAN'S A ROCKIN' Todd's horn: I'M DOIN' COKE TO DOKKEN <<PRESS>> {{Alt text: I used to have a Celica with a license plate frame that said I was a woman}} Achewood - May 12, 2004

Philippe: Oh boy! It looks just like my drawing! Thank you, Lyle!
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Lyle: Eh, no problem. Good to be wrenchin' again.
<>
Philippe: Wow!

Philippe: Did you get the horn to work the way we talked about?
Lyle: Try it!

Car horn: HERE COMES A HUGE FAG
Philippe: Hey!
<>

Philippe: Don't make my car call me a fag! That is very rude!
Philippe: Lyle! Hey! Where did you go to?!

[[Philippe thinks to himself]]
Philippe (thinking): Oh, brother! I can't drive around in a car that calls me a fag! It will cause problems in the community!

[[Todd's van drives up]]
Todd: Aw, don't w-w-worry about it, little guy! You should hear MY horn sometime!
<>

Todd's horn: IF THIS VAN'S A ROCKIN'
Todd's horn: I'M DOIN' COKE TO DOKKEN
<>

{{Alt text: I used to have a Celica with a license plate frame that said I was a woman}}]]>