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Soup - The Comic Strip - latest additions http://soupcomic.com The latest transcribed Soup - The Comic Strip comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:09:57 -0000 60 Soup, April 3 2001 http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=040301 http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=040301 Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:53:44 -0000 <a href="http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=040301">Soup, April 3 2001</a> I dunno, Lambor, sometimes I feel like I can't do anything right. Well, I think you were doing a lot better running the bar than I did. If it makes you feel any better, while you were gone I accidentally spilled half a bowl of soup on Cosuhuica, Goddess of snow. Actually, that DOES make me feel better. Though I'd feel even better if it had happened to Thrumger. Soup, April 3 2001

I dunno, Lambor, sometimes I feel like I can't do anything right.

Well, I think you were doing a lot better running the bar than I did. If it makes you feel any better, while you were gone I accidentally spilled half a bowl of soup on Cosuhuica, Goddess of snow.

Actually, that DOES make me feel better.
Though I'd feel even better if it had happened to Thrumger.]]> Soup, April 2 2001 http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=040201 http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=040201 Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:53:01 -0000 <a href="http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=040201">Soup, April 2 2001</a> Hey. I'm back. Thanks for filling in. That was quick. So did you take care of what you needed to do? Well, sort of... It turns out it was already taken care of by the time I got there. Oh... Well, that's good, right?. I guess. Except that now my champion thinks I'm completely useless. What. He's just now realizing that? Kinda slow, is he? You stay out of this. Soup, April 2 2001

Hey. I'm back. Thanks for filling in.
That was quick. So did you take care of what you needed to do?

Well, sort of... It turns out it was already taken care of by the time I got there.
Oh... Well, that's good, right?.

I guess. Except that now my champion thinks I'm completely useless.

What. He's just now realizing that? Kinda slow, is he?
You stay out of this.]]> Soup, March 29 2001 http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032901 http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032901 Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:52:47 -0000 <a href="http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032901">Soup, March 29 2001</a> There's one thing I don't get, though. How did you get all our stuff packed up, and get the saddlebags on? I mean, given that you don't have any hands... I have an opposable tongue. Ah, okay. Wait -- opposable to what? Yeah, you just keep wondering that. Soup, March 29 2001

There's one thing I don't get, though. How did you get all our stuff packed up, and get the saddlebags on? I mean, given that you don't have any hands...

I have an opposable tongue.
Ah, okay.

Wait -- opposable to what?
Yeah, you just keep wondering that.]]> Soup, March 28 2001 http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032801 http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032801 Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:52:32 -0000 <a href="http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032801">Soup, March 28 2001</a> Well, I guess we've outrun the mob...but we're still far away from all our clothes and equipment... Yo. Nezhoni! You brought all our stuff down to us? Thanks; we all really owe you one... Yeah, right, like I did it for you. You think I want a couple of naked guys sitting on my back? Heh. You just can't admit you'd actually do something just out of the goodness of your heart, can you? Fine. Just out of the goodness of my heart, I've decided not to bite your toes off. Yet. Soup, March 28 2001

Well, I guess we've outrun the mob...but we're still far away from all our clothes and equipment...
Yo.

Nezhoni! You brought all our stuff down to us? Thanks; we all really owe you one...

Yeah, right, like I did it for you. You think I want a couple of naked guys sitting on my back?

Heh. You just can't admit you'd actually do something just out of the goodness of your heart, can you?
Fine. Just out of the goodness of my heart, I've decided not to bite your toes off.
Yet.]]> Soup, March 27 2001 http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032701 http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032701 Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:52:01 -0000 <a href="http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032701">Soup, March 27 2001</a> Hey, Lambor! I'm glad you're here! I, uh...I could use another favor. What's up? Well, uh, I've sorta got to go do something. And I need someone to tend the Bar of Soup for just a moment. Uh...I'm the God of Light. I don't know anything about bars... or soup. Hey, I had to innovate a little to connect the two in the first place. You'll do fine. Thanks! See you! So...who's up for some glowing soup? Soup, March 27 2001

Hey, Lambor! I'm glad you're here! I, uh...I could use another favor.
What's up?

Well, uh, I've sorta got to go do something. And I need someone to tend the Bar of Soup for just a moment.

Uh...I'm the God of Light. I don't know anything about bars... or soup.

Hey, I had to innovate a little to connect the two in the first place. You'll do fine. Thanks! See you!

So...who's up for some glowing soup?]]> Soup, March 26 2001 http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032601 http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032601 Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:51:25 -0000 <a href="http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032601">Soup, March 26 2001</a> So, I'm sorry about, uh, trying to eat you, and everything. I can't help what I do when I turn into a monster. We know. We're just glad it's over and we're all safe for now. Yeah...after these last few days, I don't think I could run another step if my life depended on it. That boy! He's the monster in disguise! I saw it change! Who are those people with him? They must be in league with the monster! Get them! Soup, March 26 2001

So, I'm sorry about, uh, trying to eat you, and everything. I can't help what I do when I turn into a monster.
We know. We're just glad it's over and we're all safe for now.

Yeah...after these last few days, I don't think I could run another step if my life depended on it.

That boy! He's the monster in disguise! I saw it change!
Who are those people with him?
They must be in league with the monster!
Get them!]]> Soup, March 25 2001 http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032501 http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032501 Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:50:44 -0000 <a href="http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032501">Soup, March 25 2001</a> Okay, the monster should be turning back into Maiz any minute now... I'd be a little more confident if that weren't about the twentieth time you've said that over the last three days. Whew! That's a relief! Yeah, it's kinda good to be myself again. That, and I'm glad that really was you and we haven't been chasing some random monster around. Soup, March 25 2001

Okay, the monster should be turning back into Maiz any minute now...
I'd be a little more confident if that weren't about the twentieth time you've said that over the last three days.

Whew! That's a relief!

Yeah, it's kinda good to be myself again.
That, and I'm glad that really was you and we haven't been chasing some random monster around.]]> Soup, March 24 2001 http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032401 http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032401 Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:49:59 -0000 <a href="http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032401">Soup, March 24 2001</a> Xaga! I'm glad to see you again! I figured this village would be a logical place to meet back up. Yeah, but quick! We've got to warn the villagers about the monster! Er...something tells me they may already know. Soup, March 24 2001

Xaga! I'm glad to see you again!
I figured this village would be a logical place to meet back up.

Yeah, but quick! We've got to warn the villagers about the monster!

Er...something tells me they may already know.]]> Soup, March 22 2001 http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032201 http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032201 Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:49:41 -0000 <a href="http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032201">Soup, March 22 2001</a> Okay, look, there's a seven-year-old boy who occasionally turns into a monster. Only he can't help it, and he has no control over what he does while he's in that form. So you see, if you killed the monster, you'd be killing an innocent child. We've got to figure out a way to stop the monster without killing it. If thy tale be true, then what thou sayest hath merit...hmm... What if I just hack its limbs off? Also probably not an ideal solution. Soup, March 22 2001

Okay, look, there's a seven-year-old boy who occasionally turns into a monster. Only he can't help it, and he has no control over what he does while he's in that form.

So you see, if you killed the monster, you'd be killing an innocent child. We've got to figure out a way to stop the monster without killing it.

If thy tale be true, then what thou sayest hath merit...hmm...

What if I just hack its limbs off?
Also probably not an ideal solution.]]> Soup, March 21 2001 http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032101 http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032101 Fri, 23 Mar 2007 00:49:05 -0000 <a href="http://soupcomic.com/cgi-bin/archive.cgi?date=032101">Soup, March 21 2001</a> Well, if thou wilt do nothing to save the village, I shall go slay the beast myself! Wait! You can't kill the monster! It's really just a little kid! In that case, I cannot but wonder what it will be like when it grows up! You raise an interesting point I had honestly not considered. Soup, March 21 2001

Well, if thou wilt do nothing to save the village, I shall go slay the beast myself!
Wait!

You can't kill the monster! It's really just a little kid!

In that case, I cannot but wonder what it will be like when it grows up!
You raise an interesting point I had honestly not considered.]]>