The Daily Beast - latest additions http://thedailybeast.com The latest transcribed The Daily Beast comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:12:14 -0000 60 Thirty http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=30 http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=30 Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:42:03 -0000 <a href="http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=30">Thirty</a><br> <br> "By garn, Henry," said Jack, "them hopping ostriches get better ears every year." Thirty

"By garn, Henry," said Jack, "them hopping ostriches get better ears every year."]]> Thirty-One http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=31 http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=31 Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:40:40 -0000 <a href="http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=31">Thirty-One</a><br> <br> "...Guys, this isn't funny anymore..." Thirty-One

"...Guys, this isn't funny anymore..."]]> Thirty-Two http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=32 http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=32 Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:39:54 -0000 <a href="http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=32">Thirty-Two</a><br> <br> Figure 1: <br \> A failed Hallmark "kissing figures" design- The Smoochy Humpbacked Aliens Thirty-Two

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A failed Hallmark "kissing figures" design- The Smoochy Humpbacked Aliens]]> Thirty-Three http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=33 http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=33 Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:39:19 -0000 <a href="http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=33">Thirty-Three</a><br> <br> Beaster Island Thirty-Three

Beaster Island]]> Thirty-Five http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=35 http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=35 Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:38:08 -0000 <a href="http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=35">Thirty-Five</a><br> <br> Stare not into its eyes, child, or ye shall dream forevermore of marionettes and pistachio-flavored ice cream... Thirty-Five

Stare not into its eyes, child, or ye shall dream forevermore of marionettes and pistachio-flavored ice cream...]]> Thirty-Six http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=36 http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=36 Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:37:29 -0000 <a href="http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=36">Thirty-Six</a><br> <br> "Mind the hounds," said the creature pleasantly. Thirty-Six

"Mind the hounds," said the creature pleasantly.]]> Thirty-Four http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=34 http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=34 Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:34:44 -0000 <a href="http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=34">Thirty-Four</a><br> <br> The yark was an absurd little creature. It's disproportionate head size gave it a tendency to fall over frontwards, but it would always pick itself back up and have a good laugh at its own expense. This strange behavior had the added bonus of confusing predators. Thirty-Four

The yark was an absurd little creature. It's disproportionate head size gave it a tendency to fall over frontwards, but it would always pick itself back up and have a good laugh at its own expense. This strange behavior had the added bonus of confusing predators.]]> Thirty-Seven http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=37 http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=37 Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:31:47 -0000 <a href="http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=37">Thirty-Seven</a><br> <br> "AAAAAAUGH" Thirty-Seven

"AAAAAAUGH"]]> Thirty-Eight http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=38 http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=38 Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:31:26 -0000 <a href="http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=38">Thirty-Eight</a><br> <br> What Really Lives Under Your Bed Thirty-Eight

What Really Lives Under Your Bed]]> Thirty-Nine http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=39 http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=39 Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:31:01 -0000 <a href="http://thedailybeast.com/index.php?beast=39">Thirty-Nine</a><br> <br> "Ah, this," said the old man, "is a pet I have had since I was a little boy. He's bred to snoop, you know - look through keyholes, flop his ears around corners - which is why I thought him so useful when I was young." He chuckled. "Although he is an annoyance now, I've grown so attached to him that I really couldn't give him up." Thirty-Nine

"Ah, this," said the old man, "is a pet I have had since I was a little boy. He's bred to snoop, you know - look through keyholes, flop his ears around corners - which is why I thought him so useful when I was young." He chuckled. "Although he is an annoyance now, I've grown so attached to him that I really couldn't give him up."]]>