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George - latest additions http://georgecomics.com The latest transcribed George comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Jul 2009 05:12:03 -0000 60 Invasion of the Dirtsuckers, Pt. 8 | George - A web comic strip by John Norton http://george-comics.com/2009/03/09/invasion-of-the-dirtsuckers-pt-8/ http://george-comics.com/2009/03/09/invasion-of-the-dirtsuckers-pt-8/ Tue, 10 Mar 2009 03:35:25 -0000 <a href="http://george-comics.com/2009/03/09/invasion-of-the-dirtsuckers-pt-8/">Invasion of the Dirtsuckers, Pt. 8 | George - A web comic strip by John Norton</a> Greg: I knew it! Sirloin's dead! [[Sirloin looking dead]] George: He's not dead. I smell rum. Greg: He's trying to say something! Sirloin: T...te... Dave: Speak to me, buddy! Sirloin: Tell George... <<cough>> Sirloin: Tell George to get an ice machine up in this place. Invasion of the Dirtsuckers, Pt. 8 | George - A web comic strip by John Norton

Greg: I knew it! Sirloin's dead!
[[Sirloin looking dead]]
George: He's not dead. I smell rum.

Greg: He's trying to say something!
Sirloin: T...te...
Dave: Speak to me, buddy!

Sirloin: Tell George...
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Sirloin: Tell George to get an ice machine up in this place.]]> Invasion of the Dirtsuckers, Pt. 7 | George - A web comic strip by John Norton http://george-comics.com/2009/03/06/invasion-of-the-dirtsuckers-pt-7/ http://george-comics.com/2009/03/06/invasion-of-the-dirtsuckers-pt-7/ Sun, 08 Mar 2009 06:46:09 -0000 <a href="http://george-comics.com/2009/03/06/invasion-of-the-dirtsuckers-pt-7/">Invasion of the Dirtsuckers, Pt. 7 | George - A web comic strip by John Norton</a> George: Look, it's dark and it's getting cold. We've gotta get in the house. Dave: Totally. Greg, you're going first. Greg: Not without a weapon, I'm not! George: What are you possibly going to use as a weapon? [[Greg has a creepy looking garden gnome in his hands]] Greg: I'm proficient in the art of Gnome-Jitsu! Invasion of the Dirtsuckers, Pt. 7 | George - A web comic strip by John Norton

George: Look, it's dark and it's getting cold. We've gotta get in the house.

Dave: Totally. Greg, you're going first.
Greg: Not without a weapon, I'm not!
George: What are you possibly going to use as a weapon?

[[Greg has a creepy looking garden gnome in his hands]]
Greg: I'm proficient in the art of Gnome-Jitsu!]]> Fulfilling His Geek Destiny, Pt. 6 http://george-comics.com/2007/08/11/fulfilling-his-geek-destiny-pt-6/ http://george-comics.com/2007/08/11/fulfilling-his-geek-destiny-pt-6/ Fri, 27 Feb 2009 16:51:07 -0000 <a href="http://george-comics.com/2007/08/11/fulfilling-his-geek-destiny-pt-6/">Fulfilling His Geek Destiny, Pt. 6</a> Rob (thinking): Oh great, this is my first customer ever? Rob: Ma'am, if you're looking for the senior center- Old Lady: No, I'm here to buy something. Old Lady: I want a laptop with at least 2gb of ddr2 memory, a sata hard drive, bluetooth-enabled, and an amd processor, clock speeds on intels are too low. Rob: For your grandson? Old Lady: Ha! He can barely operate a calculator. This is for me. Rob: You're probably going to want a dual-layer dvd burner. Old Lady: Well. Duh!! Fulfilling His Geek Destiny, Pt. 6

Rob (thinking): Oh great, this is my first customer ever?
Rob: Ma'am, if you're looking for the senior center-
Old Lady: No, I'm here to buy something.

Old Lady: I want a laptop with at least 2gb of ddr2 memory, a sata hard drive, bluetooth-enabled, and an amd processor, clock speeds on intels are too low.

Rob: For your grandson?
Old Lady: Ha! He can barely operate a calculator. This is for me.
Rob: You're probably going to want a dual-layer dvd burner.
Old Lady: Well. Duh!!]]> They're Limited-Edition, Though http://george-comics.com/archives/index.asp?navcomicurl=11-30-2007.jpg http://george-comics.com/archives/index.asp?navcomicurl=11-30-2007.jpg Mon, 10 Dec 2007 22:36:29 -0000 <a href="http://george-comics.com/archives/index.asp?navcomicurl=11-30-2007.jpg">They're Limited-Edition, Though</a> Dave: Hey Greg, can you help me with my computer real fast? Dave: As you can see, I have some documents here I'm having trouble printing. Greg: Hm. Well, computers usually have a real hard time reading sticky notes. Hard to believe, right? Dave: Even if I have the necessary drivers? Greg: Dave, those are Hot Wheels. They're Limited-Edition, Though

Dave: Hey Greg, can you help me with my computer real fast?

Dave: As you can see, I have some documents here I'm having trouble printing.

Greg: Hm. Well, computers usually have a real hard time reading sticky notes. Hard to believe, right?

Dave: Even if I have the necessary drivers?
Greg: Dave, those are Hot Wheels.]]> Another Birdfoot Sighting http://george-comics.com/archives/index.asp?navcomicurl=11-26-2007.jpg http://george-comics.com/archives/index.asp?navcomicurl=11-26-2007.jpg Tue, 27 Nov 2007 16:52:06 -0000 <a href="http://george-comics.com/archives/index.asp?navcomicurl=11-26-2007.jpg">Another Birdfoot Sighting</a> George: Tasslehoff Birdfoot, huh? So do you like...talk? Or anything? George: ...Tassy wanna cracker? Tassy wanna cracker? Tassy wanna-- George (with a bandage wrapped around his nose): You could have told me your bird was a biter! Dave: Well if I stuck my nose in YOUR face, what would YOU do? George: Glare disapprovingly. Another Birdfoot Sighting

George: Tasslehoff Birdfoot, huh? So do you like...talk? Or anything?

George: ...Tassy wanna cracker? Tassy wanna cracker? Tassy wanna--

George (with a bandage wrapped around his nose): You could have told me your bird was a biter!
Dave: Well if I stuck my nose in YOUR face, what would YOU do?
George: Glare disapprovingly.]]> The Brief RETURN OF THE PAUL http://george-comics.com/archives/index.asp?navcomicurl=11-16-2007.jpg http://george-comics.com/archives/index.asp?navcomicurl=11-16-2007.jpg Wed, 21 Nov 2007 21:18:20 -0000 <a href="http://george-comics.com/archives/index.asp?navcomicurl=11-16-2007.jpg">The Brief RETURN OF THE PAUL</a> The Paul: You know, The Todd, I have it all. A big, fancy house, a perfect physique, and lots of beautiful ladies around me all the time. But I can't help feeling like something is missing in my life. The Todd: True love? The Paul: A five-thousand dollar stereo. The Todd: That's very shallow and materialistic, The Paul. The Paul: Also, a birdbath filled with tequila. The Brief RETURN OF THE PAUL

The Paul: You know, The Todd, I have it all. A big, fancy house, a perfect physique, and lots of beautiful ladies around me all the time. But I can't help feeling like something is missing in my life.
The Todd: True love?

The Paul: A five-thousand dollar stereo.

The Todd: That's very shallow and materialistic, The Paul.
The Paul: Also, a birdbath filled with tequila.]]> Lazy Cartoonist Syndrome, Pt. 4 http://george-comics.com/archives/index.asp?navcomicurl=10-24-2007.jpg http://george-comics.com/archives/index.asp?navcomicurl=10-24-2007.jpg Thu, 01 Nov 2007 17:27:06 -0000 <a href="http://george-comics.com/archives/index.asp?navcomicurl=10-24-2007.jpg">Lazy Cartoonist Syndrome, Pt. 4</a> George: You're saying that I feel so sluggish because I don't exercise regularly. Doctor: That's the gist of it. George: It's just like I told Amanda. I KNEW you weren't going to tell me anything I didn't already know. What's the use of coming here if I'm not going to learn anything new? Doctor: Hm. Oh yes, I nearly forgot. You also have Burmese Toucan Flu. George: ...Ah, jeez, I was only joking. Lazy Cartoonist Syndrome, Pt. 4

George: You're saying that I feel so sluggish because I don't exercise regularly.
Doctor: That's the gist of it.

George: It's just like I told Amanda. I KNEW you weren't going to tell me anything I didn't already know. What's the use of coming here if I'm not going to learn anything new?

Doctor: Hm. Oh yes, I nearly forgot. You also have Burmese Toucan Flu.
George: ...Ah, jeez, I was only joking.]]> Secrets of the Gym, Pt. 2 http://george-comics.com/archives/index.asp?navcomicurl=10-31-2007.jpg http://george-comics.com/archives/index.asp?navcomicurl=10-31-2007.jpg Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:42:01 -0000 <a href="http://george-comics.com/archives/index.asp?navcomicurl=10-31-2007.jpg">Secrets of the Gym, Pt. 2</a> Gym trainer: Hi there! You must be new. Did you have a good first workout? George (panting): What? No...just got here...stairs outside... Gym trainer: ...There are only four steps out there. George (wheezing): *gasp* I know! ...I'm a cartoonist! Gym trainer: Becky! We got ourselves a cartoonist! Becky: Hm. I'll go get a personal trainer. Gym trainer: And a mop. Secrets of the Gym, Pt. 2

Gym trainer: Hi there! You must be new. Did you have a good first workout?
George (panting): What? No...just got here...stairs outside...

Gym trainer: ...There are only four steps out there.
George (wheezing): *gasp* I know! ...I'm a cartoonist!
Gym trainer: Becky! We got ourselves a cartoonist!

Becky: Hm. I'll go get a personal trainer.
Gym trainer: And a mop.]]> Lazy Cartoonist Syndrome, Pt. 3 http://george-comics.com/archives/index.asp?navcomicurl=10-22-2007.jpg http://george-comics.com/archives/index.asp?navcomicurl=10-22-2007.jpg Sat, 27 Oct 2007 18:47:31 -0000 <a href="http://george-comics.com/archives/index.asp?navcomicurl=10-22-2007.jpg">Lazy Cartoonist Syndrome, Pt. 3</a> Amanda: If you're not calling the doctor, I'm calling FOR you. George: Why? All he's going to say is that I'm getting pudgy and I need exercise. George: Why bother going to the doctor when I already KNOW what he's going to say? Amanda: Because, George, you never KNOW what he's going to say. I'm making an appointment. (George is sitting in the doctor's office) Doctor: Mr. Armstrong, you're getting pudgy. You need to exercise. Lazy Cartoonist Syndrome, Pt. 3

Amanda: If you're not calling the doctor, I'm calling FOR you.
George: Why? All he's going to say is that I'm getting pudgy and I need exercise.

George: Why bother going to the doctor when I already KNOW what he's going to say?
Amanda: Because, George, you never KNOW what he's going to say. I'm making an appointment.

(George is sitting in the doctor's office)
Doctor: Mr. Armstrong, you're getting pudgy. You need to exercise.]]> ¡Y Tu Cousin Tambien! Pt. 3 http://george-comics.com/archives/index.asp?navcomicurl=09-26-2007.jpg http://george-comics.com/archives/index.asp?navcomicurl=09-26-2007.jpg Thu, 18 Oct 2007 15:52:25 -0000 <a href="http://george-comics.com/archives/index.asp?navcomicurl=09-26-2007.jpg">¡Y Tu Cousin Tambien! Pt. 3</a> Amanda: Denise! What are you doing here? Poisoning my boyfriend's mind with stories about me? George: Now, hang on, Amanda, I think-- (Amanda glares at George with fire in her eyes) George: Um...you should...you should probably go, Denise. ¡Y Tu Cousin Tambien! Pt. 3

Amanda: Denise! What are you doing here? Poisoning my boyfriend's mind with stories about me?
George: Now, hang on, Amanda, I think--

(Amanda glares at George with fire in her eyes)

George: Um...you should...you should probably go, Denise.]]>