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Three Panel Soul - latest additions http://threepanelsoul.com The latest transcribed Three Panel Soul comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:12:16 -0000 60 Three Panel Soul :: Archive http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-04-01 http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-04-01 Tue, 07 Apr 2009 06:48:44 -0000 <a href="http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-04-01">Three Panel Soul :: Archive</a> Matt: Usually if I'm poking at a girl trying to find an opening, it means I've had too much to drink. Matt: Jes! Hit me up top! Jes: BAM! Second guy: Matt, when was the last time you got laid? Matt: I don't know. Years. Three Panel Soul :: Archive

Matt: Usually if I'm poking at a girl trying to find an opening, it means I've had too much to drink.

Matt: Jes! Hit me up top!
Jes: BAM!

Second guy: Matt, when was the last time you got laid?
Matt: I don't know. Years.]]> Three Panel Soul :: Archive http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-03-19 http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-03-19 Tue, 07 Apr 2009 06:48:41 -0000 <a href="http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-03-19">Three Panel Soul :: Archive</a> Second guy: Talking to girls is a lot like playing Street Fighter. ((Floating Bubble/commentary)) You have to keep them at the right distance while you test your approach Second guy: ...Always throwing out pokes to see if they've left an openning. Ian (Thought Bubble): Puncline... Forming... Three Panel Soul :: Archive

Second guy: Talking to girls is a lot like playing Street Fighter.

((Floating Bubble/commentary)) You have to keep them at the right distance while you test your approach

Second guy: ...Always throwing out pokes to see if they've left an openning.
Ian (Thought Bubble): Puncline... Forming...]]> Three Panel Soul :: Archive http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-03-11 http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-03-11 Tue, 07 Apr 2009 06:48:36 -0000 <a href="http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-03-11">Three Panel Soul :: Archive</a> [Rabbits rappel down the wall in full gear] <Rabbit 2> "Boost?" <Matt Boyd> "They're seeds. You have to wait." Three Panel Soul :: Archive

[Rabbits rappel down the wall in full gear]
"Boost?"
"They're seeds. You have to wait."]]> On Rabbits (p2) http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-03-04 http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-03-04 Tue, 07 Apr 2009 06:48:33 -0000 <a href="http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-03-04">On Rabbits (p2)</a> Rabbit: SMOKE OUT <<tink tink tink>> <<SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssssssssssssssss>> On Rabbits (p2)

Rabbit: SMOKE OUT

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<>]]> On Rabbits (p1) http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-02-24 http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-02-24 Tue, 07 Apr 2009 06:48:23 -0000 <a href="http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-02-24">On Rabbits (p1)</a> Lettuce? Yeah. I planted some, back in Maryland, but Rabbits ate it all. I figured if they can get to it up here, they deserve it. On Rabbits (p1)

Lettuce?
Yeah.
I planted some, back in Maryland, but Rabbits ate it all.
I figured if they can get to it up here, they deserve it.]]> Three Panel Soul :: Archive http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-02-09 http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-02-09 Tue, 07 Apr 2009 06:48:18 -0000 <a href="http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-02-09">Three Panel Soul :: Archive</a> ON MY 21ST BIRTHDAY I WAS CONFRONTED BY A REPRESENTATIVE OF HEAVEN THE AGENT DEMANDED I SURRENDER LUCIFER'S SOUL OUTRIGHT. WHICH I REFUSED AFTER NEGOTIATIONS, I TRADED IT FOR THE IDEAL METHOD OF GRILLING CORN ON THE COB, WHICH I WILL SHARE WITH YOU. Three Panel Soul :: Archive

ON MY 21ST BIRTHDAY
I WAS CONFRONTED BY
A REPRESENTATIVE OF
HEAVEN

THE AGENT DEMANDED
I SURRENDER LUCIFER'S
SOUL OUTRIGHT.
WHICH I REFUSED

AFTER NEGOTIATIONS, I TRADED IT
FOR THE IDEAL METHOD OF
GRILLING CORN ON THE COB,
WHICH I WILL SHARE WITH YOU.]]> On Angels (p1) http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-02-02 http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-02-02 Tue, 07 Apr 2009 06:48:10 -0000 <a href="http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-02-02">On Angels (p1)</a> [[Black background with a man seated at a table, dropping a rock into one of the holes on a Mancala board. His opponent's hands and a small bit of red sleeve is visible. There are odd symbols of pink floating above the hands.]] Narrator 1: When I was 16, I beat the devil in a game of Mancala, winning from him his eternal soul. [[The skull shaped red devil soul in a jar, surrounded by odd symbols of red.]] Narrator 1: I kept it on my dresser, not knowing what else to do with it. [[Man walking in dark, carrying devil soul jar which provides illumation.]] Narrator 1: Well, sometimes I used it as a nightlight. On Angels (p1)

[[Black background with a man seated at a table, dropping a rock into one of the holes on a Mancala board. His opponent's hands and a small bit of red sleeve is visible. There are odd symbols of pink floating above the hands.]]
Narrator 1: When I was 16, I beat the devil in a game of Mancala, winning from him his eternal soul.

[[The skull shaped red devil soul in a jar, surrounded by odd symbols of red.]]
Narrator 1: I kept it on my dresser, not knowing what else to do with it.

[[Man walking in dark, carrying devil soul jar which provides illumation.]]
Narrator 1: Well, sometimes I used it as a nightlight.]]> On Forgiveness http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-01-28 http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-01-28 Tue, 07 Apr 2009 06:47:43 -0000 <a href="http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-01-28">On Forgiveness</a> [[A super cute, big headed, pink haired character with a witch's hat is rendered in a crayon style. Arrows point to her hat]] Narrator Jes1: My housemates wanted me to play this game called 'Dokadon kingodm with them. I made a magician. Narraotr Jes2: She's awesome. [[The previous character is on the ground, with Xs for eyes and a shaved head. There is a fish flying and looking terrorifed. Crayon rendered.]] Narrator Jes1: A fish beat me up and shaved my head. [[Crayon rendered magician is now carrying a hammer. The fish is squished with Xs on its eyes. An arrow points to newly acquired Mittens]] Narrator Jes1: So I bought a sledge hammer, crushed its skull and stole mittens from its shattered remains. Narrator Jes2: This is the best game ever! ---Jes On Forgiveness

[[A super cute, big headed, pink haired character with a witch's hat is rendered in a crayon style. Arrows point to her hat]]
Narrator Jes1: My housemates wanted me to play this game called 'Dokadon kingodm with them. I made a magician.
Narraotr Jes2: She's awesome.

[[The previous character is on the ground, with Xs for eyes and a shaved head. There is a fish flying and looking terrorifed. Crayon rendered.]]
Narrator Jes1: A fish beat me up and shaved my head.

[[Crayon rendered magician is now carrying a hammer. The fish is squished with Xs on its eyes. An arrow points to newly acquired Mittens]]
Narrator Jes1: So I bought a sledge hammer, crushed its skull and stole mittens from its shattered remains.
Narrator Jes2: This is the best game ever! ---Jes]]> On Money and Culture http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-01-21 http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-01-21 Tue, 07 Apr 2009 06:47:19 -0000 <a href="http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-01-21">On Money and Culture</a> [[Matt is walking on a semi shadowy street, talking on a cell phone.]] Phone Caller: Where are Ian and Jes going to live now that they're married? Matt: Huh? Here. Phone Caller: That's weird. Matt: When was the last time you tried to rent a place? Phone Caller: '79, I guess. Matt: It makes sense in context. Trust me. On Money and Culture

[[Matt is walking on a semi shadowy street, talking on a cell phone.]]
Phone Caller: Where are Ian and Jes going to live now that they're married?
Matt: Huh? Here.

Phone Caller: That's weird.
Matt: When was the last time you tried to rent a place?

Phone Caller: '79, I guess.
Matt: It makes sense in context. Trust me.]]> On Somniloquy http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-01-14 http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-01-14 Tue, 07 Apr 2009 06:47:04 -0000 <a href="http://threepanelsoul.com/view.php?date=2009-01-14">On Somniloquy</a> [[A Bedroom done in strong blacks and whites. The Alarm clock reads 3:48. two figures are asleep in bed.] [[Demonically bedworn Ian's head pops up in bed.]] Ian: Jes, Get your damn oatmeal off me! [[Confused and tired Jes stares at now sleeping Ian with worried look on her face.]] Caption: My wife tells me I talk in my sleep. Caption2: I have yet to find any proof of this. On Somniloquy

[[A Bedroom done in strong blacks and whites. The Alarm clock reads 3:48. two figures are asleep in bed.]

[[Demonically bedworn Ian's head pops up in bed.]]
Ian: Jes, Get your damn oatmeal off me!

[[Confused and tired Jes stares at now sleeping Ian with worried look on her face.]]
Caption: My wife tells me I talk in my sleep.
Caption2: I have yet to find any proof of this.]]>