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On Prey

On Prey
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[[A wall is hung with pieces of printed art; one is actively falling]]

[[A cat is jumping up and scratching at a picture to dislodge it]]
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[[A man, lying on his stomach in bed with a bedsheet over him, stares down at a cat that is sitting on the floor in front of him with a picture in its mouth. A clock-radio in the foreground reads 3:48, and the man's bedsheet is covered in pictures already delivered by the cat.]]
Narrator: APARTMENT CATS ARE LIMITED IN TROPHIES
Cat: MROW!

{{title text: On Prey}}
{{comic number: 066}}

On Character Development

On Character Development
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[[A blue-skinned female alien (an Asari) is wide-eyed and open mouthed as she looks up in surprise or disbelief at a blurry figure in the foreground who faces her.]]

[[The Asari looks somewhat down with her eyes almost closed and she appears as though she might begin to cry. A blurry figure is in the foreground.]]

[[A helmeted soldier with green glasses wears a look of consternation while, superimposed over the foreground, the Mass Effect dialog wheel offers five conversation options for his response.]]
Response 1: Shotgun?
Response 2: Shotgun
Response 3: Shotgun
Response 4: Shotgun
Response 5: Shotgun!

{{title text: On Character Development}}
{{comic number: 065}}

On Island Kitchens

On Island Kitchens
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[[Matt sits in the kitchen]]
Matt: I'm back at my parents house, 2,000 miles away.

Matt: I've lived on my own for years, but this time it feels like I'm staying in someone else's house instead of just returning home after a temporary absence.

[[Matt examines the counter. A cup is placed on the table.]]
Matt: Of course, they remodeled the kitchen while I was gone. That might be part of it.
Matt: What is this? Marble?

On Orgone

On Orgone
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[[Matt in chibi form wearing a lab coat reading a porno labled "ZOMG Boobies"]]
The AP recently ran a story
about "scientists" working on a
theory of orgone energy,
"a cosmic life force associated
with sexual orgasm

[[ Matt still in chibi form silliuetted against a white background using some kind of mind power on an unidentified character wearing a suit and earpeice]]
In somewhat related news, a poll of
students at the Columbia's graduate
school of journalism showed "57
percent believe in ESP, 57 percent
believe in dowsing, 47 percent believe
that you can read a person's aura, or
energy field, and 25 percent believe in
the lost continent of Atlantis."

[[Matt in regular realistic form smiling]]
It's kind of a shame the AP story
is bunk, because I'd love to see
a bright new future powered by
clean renewable boners.

Three Panel Soul :: Archive

Three Panel Soul :: Archive
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Cashier: Modern Bride? Congratulations!
Jes: It's for the cake designs.

Cashier: Oh my goodness! Congratulations!
Jes: It's for the cake designs.

The Homosexual Agenda: Ohhhhhh! Congratulations!
Jes: It's really just for the cake designs.

On the Physical Sciences

On the Physical Sciences
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Philosopher: Excuse me, do you have an immovable place to stand?

Philosopher: Because i have a lever of sufficient length, if you know what i mean.

Philosopher: And I'd like to make you feel the earth move.

Three Panel Soul :: Archive

Three Panel Soul :: Archive
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Jes: Dear, what about this one?
Ian: I don't know.
Jes' friend: He's not gonna get it.
Jes: Oh, come on.
Jes' friend: Just guess.
Ian: NO.
Jes: Please?

<<...>>
Ian: Is it a top?
Jes: BZZT! It's a bottom.
Jes' friend: Wrong again.

Ian: Oh COME ON, Jes!
Ian: I said I'd go underwear shopping with you and your friend, but leave me out of the 'Top or Bottom' game!

On Force Feedback

On Force Feedback
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Ridley: Skreeeeeeeee!!

Cat Monster: Om Hom Hom Hom
Samus: -Hrt-

Schrodinger: Bat Bat Bat
Ian: Schrodinger, Git!

On Force Feedback

On Force Feedback
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Ridley: Skreeeeeeeee!!

Cat Monster: Om Hom Hom Hom
Samus: -Hrt-

Schrodinger: Bat Bat Bat
Ian: Schrodinger, Git!

On Subterfuge

On Subterfuge
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[[A game of Team Fortress 2. A Red Spy, disguised as a Blue Engineer, sprays an image onto the wall.]]
Spy: <<*SKT-SKSSSS*>>

[[A Blue Engineer walks up to examine the spray, which reads, "THIS GUY IS TOTALLY NOT A SPY," with an arrow pointing at the Red Spy, who is giving two thumbs up.]]

[[The Blue Engineer, satisfied, turns around to leave.]]
Engineer: <<*Whistle*>> {{It's actually a music note, but he's clearly whistling, and I didn't know how else to transcribe it.}}
[[Behind him, the Red Spy has pulled back his mask, and is grinning manically as he prepares to backstab the Engineer]]