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Doctor Insano - latest additions http://doctorinsano.com The latest transcribed Doctor Insano comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:12:17 -0000 60 Phashion Physics! http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=20&ACT=ARCSHOW http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=20&ACT=ARCSHOW Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:47:57 -0000 <a href="http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=20&ACT=ARCSHOW">Phashion Physics!</a> PANEL 1 GLINDA: Why are you buying that shirt? Everyone is wearing that. POLLY: A system can only sustain a finite number of variables PANEL 2 GLINDA: But, a system without diversity is prone to stagnation and vulnerable to annihilation. POLLY: However, too many free radicals will induce entropy which leads to general system instability, and therefore leads to an over abundance of chaos that results in the collapse of the said system. PANEL 3 GLINDA: Chaos is an integral part of all natural systems, and to exclude- POLLY: It's on sale! That's all we need to know! Phashion Physics!

PANEL 1
GLINDA: Why are you buying that shirt? Everyone is wearing that.
POLLY: A system can only sustain a finite number of variables

PANEL 2
GLINDA: But, a system without diversity is prone to stagnation and vulnerable to annihilation.
POLLY: However, too many free radicals will induce entropy which leads to general system instability, and therefore leads to an over abundance of chaos that results in the collapse of the said system.

PANEL 3
GLINDA: Chaos is an integral part of all natural systems, and to exclude-
POLLY: It's on sale! That's all we need to know!]]> Happy Polly-Days! http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=19&ACT=ARCSHOW http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=19&ACT=ARCSHOW Sun, 17 Feb 2008 18:41:38 -0000 <a href="http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=19&ACT=ARCSHOW">Happy Polly-Days!</a> [A PINUP OF POLLY IN A SANTARINA OUTFIT] Seasons greetings from the D.I. team to you and yours! Happy Polly-Days!

[A PINUP OF POLLY IN A SANTARINA OUTFIT]

Seasons greetings from the D.I. team to you and yours!]]> Dorm Daze 4: Virtue Bracelet http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=18&ACT=ARCSHOW http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=18&ACT=ARCSHOW Sun, 23 Dec 2007 00:51:04 -0000 <a href="http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=18&ACT=ARCSHOW">Dorm Daze 4: Virtue Bracelet</a> PANEL1 MARCUS INFALLIBLE: So... is your sister still coming to help us unpack? JOHN INSANO: Oh, she's in the bathroom checking her makeup. She's upset. MARCUS INFALLIBLE: What's wrong? JOHN INSANO: Everywhere we've gone today guys have been collapsing in pain at the sight of her. PANEL2: MARCUS INFALLIBLE: Stupid jerks! Polly always looks awesome! JOHN INSANO: So she thinks, and I bet those guys did too. That's why the virtue bracelet got 'em. MARCUS INFALLIBLE: Virtue bracelet? JOHN INSANO: Dad invented it to protect her virtue. She doesn't know it but it causes anyone thinking unpure thoughts about her to feel like they just got kicked in the nads. PANEL3 POLLY INSANO: Hey! Are you guys talking about me! PANEL4 POLLY INSANO: Where'd Marcus go? MARCUS IS LAYING ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO A BED CLUTCHING HIS GROIN IN PAIN. Dorm Daze 4: Virtue Bracelet

PANEL1
MARCUS INFALLIBLE:
So... is your sister still coming to help us unpack?

JOHN INSANO:
Oh, she's in the bathroom checking her makeup. She's upset.

MARCUS INFALLIBLE:
What's wrong?

JOHN INSANO:
Everywhere we've gone today guys have been collapsing in pain at the sight of her.

PANEL2:
MARCUS INFALLIBLE:
Stupid jerks! Polly always looks awesome!

JOHN INSANO:
So she thinks, and I bet those guys did too. That's why the virtue bracelet got 'em.

MARCUS INFALLIBLE:
Virtue bracelet?

JOHN INSANO:
Dad invented it to protect her virtue. She doesn't know it but it causes anyone thinking unpure thoughts about her to feel like they just got kicked in the nads.

PANEL3
POLLY INSANO:
Hey! Are you guys talking about me!

PANEL4
POLLY INSANO:
Where'd Marcus go?

MARCUS IS LAYING ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO A BED CLUTCHING HIS GROIN IN PAIN.]]> Dorm Daze 3: Idiot Missile! http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=17&ACT=ARCSHOW http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=17&ACT=ARCSHOW Sun, 23 Dec 2007 00:42:06 -0000 <a href="http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=17&ACT=ARCSHOW">Dorm Daze 3: Idiot Missile!</a> PANEL1 JOHN INSANO: Sorry I'm late. Dad had to try out a new toy. MARCUS INFALLIBLE: That's never good. What happened? JOHN INSANO: Auto tracking idiot missiles. He installed a rack of them on the car. PANEL2 MARCUS INFALLIBLE: That almost sounds useful. JOHN INSANO: You have no idea of the mess it caused. Dad forgot the most basic rule of driving. MARCUS INFALLIBLE: What's that? PANEL3: DOCTOR INSANO Is STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD FACING A POLICE OFFICER. BURNING CRATERS LITTER THE ROAD. JOHN INSANO (OFF PANEL): When you're being the wheel, everyone else is an idiot! Dorm Daze 3: Idiot Missile!

PANEL1
JOHN INSANO:
Sorry I'm late. Dad had to try out a new toy.

MARCUS INFALLIBLE:
That's never good. What happened?

JOHN INSANO:
Auto tracking idiot missiles. He installed a rack of them on the car.

PANEL2
MARCUS INFALLIBLE:
That almost sounds useful.

JOHN INSANO:
You have no idea of the mess it caused. Dad forgot the most basic rule of driving.

MARCUS INFALLIBLE:
What's that?

PANEL3:
DOCTOR INSANO Is STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD FACING A POLICE OFFICER. BURNING CRATERS LITTER THE ROAD.

JOHN INSANO (OFF PANEL):
When you're being the wheel, everyone else is an idiot!]]> Dorm Daze 2: Moving Day! http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=16&ACT=ARCSHOW http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=16&ACT=ARCSHOW Sun, 23 Dec 2007 00:33:51 -0000 <a href="http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=16&ACT=ARCSHOW">Dorm Daze 2: Moving Day!</a> PANEL1 JOHN INSANO: Marcus! Is Captain Infallible's son excited about moving to the dorms yet? MARCUS INFALLIBLE: Man, I tell yah I can't wait. I'm about to go crazy here. I gotta have a break from Pop's rules. JOHN INSANO: Curfew, of course. And all the house rules! They're driving me crazy! PANEL2 JOHN INSANO: Hey man, parental rule is just part of living in the parental kingdom! MARCUS INFALLIBLE: But you don't live in the kingdom of infalitude! Dad takes his moniker very seriously! Dot your I's, cross your T's, and don't eat steak with the salad fork! I'm not that kind of infallible! Ahhghg! PANEL3 JOHN INSANO: Which is why we are moving to the university dorms. A perfectly normal environment where we get to make the rules! MARCUS INFALLIBLE: It souds good. Almost too good. At east I know one thing that won't be embarrassing me any more... PANEL4 EXTERIOR SHOT OF THE TOWER OF INFALITUDE IT'S SHAPED LIKE A GIANT 'I' CAPTAIN INFALLIBLE IS FLYING OFF MARCUS INFALLIBLE: ...I Won't be living in a giant vowel! Dorm Daze 2: Moving Day!

PANEL1
JOHN INSANO:
Marcus! Is Captain Infallibles son excited about moving to the dorms yet?

MARCUS INFALLIBLE:
Man, I tell yah I can't wait. I'm about to go crazy here. I gotta have a break from Pop's rules.

JOHN INSANO:
Curfew, of course. And all the house rules! They're driving me crazy!

PANEL2
JOHN INSANO:
Hey man, parental rule is just part of living in the parental kingdom!

MARCUS INFALLIBLE:
But you don't live in the kingdom of infalitude! Dad takes his moniker very seriously! Dot your I's, cross your T's, and don't eat steak with the salad fork! I'm not that kind of infallible! Ahhghg!

PANEL3
JOHN INSANO:
Which is why we are moving to the university dorms. A perfectly normal environment where we get to make the rules!

MARCUS INFALLIBLE:
It souds good. Almost too good. At east I know one thing that won't be embarrassing me any more...

PANEL4
EXTERIOR SHOT OF THE TOWER OF INFALITUDE
IT'S SHAPED LIKE A GIANT 'I'
CAPTAIN INFALLIBLE IS FLYING OFF

MARCUS INFALLIBLE:
...I Won't be living in a giant vowel!]]> Dorm Daze 1: Meeting Greatness http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=15&ACT=ARCSHOW http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=15&ACT=ARCSHOW Sun, 23 Dec 2007 00:17:32 -0000 <a href="http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=15&ACT=ARCSHOW">Dorm Daze 1: Meeting Greatness</a> PANEL1 CAPTAIN INFALLIBLE: I would like to thank all of you for attending this year's League of Government Heroes opening meeting. PANEL2 CAPTAIN INFALLIBLE: I know recruitment is down. Our ranks have dwindled thanks to private sector's siren call of better pay and basic benefits. PANEL3 CAPTAIN INFALLIBLE: I just want all of you to know, I am proud to be one of your number. A dedicated public worker! Before we continue... are there any questions? PANEL4 MARCUS INFALLIBLE: Dad! Can we go home now? Dorm Daze 1: Meeting Greatness

PANEL1
CAPTAIN INFALLIBLE:
I would like to thank all of you for attending this year's League of Government Heroes opening meeting.

PANEL2
CAPTAIN INFALLIBLE:
I know recruitment is down. Our ranks have dwindled thanks to private sectors siren call of better pay and basic benefits.

PANEL3
CAPTAIN INFALLIBLE:
I just want all of you to know, I am proud to be one of your number. A dedicated public worker! Before we continue... are there any questions?

PANEL4
MARCUS INFALLIBLE:
Dad! Can we go home now?]]> Doctor Insano and the Mote of Insignificance http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=14&ACT=ARCSHOW http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=14&ACT=ARCSHOW Sun, 23 Dec 2007 00:12:15 -0000 <a href="http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=14&ACT=ARCSHOW">Doctor Insano and the Mote of Insignificance</a> Poster scene depicting Polly Insano, John Insano, and Captain Infallible fighting a hoard of zombies and other creatures. There is a giant robot in the background. Doctor Insano is holding a glowing 'mote' aloof. Doctor Insano and the Mote of Insignificance

Poster scene depicting Polly Insano, John Insano, and Captain Infallible fighting a hoard of zombies and other creatures. There is a giant robot in the background. Doctor Insano is holding a glowing 'mote' aloof.]]> Method Dating 2: Kiss Kiss http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=13&ACT=ARCSHOW http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=13&ACT=ARCSHOW Sun, 23 Dec 2007 00:08:06 -0000 <a href="http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=13&ACT=ARCSHOW">Method Dating 2: Kiss Kiss</a> PANEL1 GUY: Polly you are so special and the only girl for me. I think we're ready to be more intimate. PANEL2 POLLY INSANO: You're special too. And if you have the DNA from any other girl on your lips, my lipstick will cause you to turn purple, swell and die. GUY: Umm. we don't have to kiss on the lips. PANEL3: POLLY INSANO: Or on any other intimate spot. GUY: You know, being just friends is so underrated. Method Dating 2: Kiss Kiss

PANEL1
GUY:
Polly you are so special and the only girl for me. I think we're ready to be more intimate.

PANEL2
POLLY INSANO:
You're special too. And if you have the DNA from any other girl on your lips, my lipstick will cause you to turn purple, swell and die.

GUY:
Umm. we don't have to kiss on the lips.

PANEL3:
POLLY INSANO:
Or on any other intimate spot.

GUY:
You know, being just friends is so underrated.]]> Method Dating 1: Textual Problems http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=12&ACT=ARCSHOW http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=12&ACT=ARCSHOW Sun, 23 Dec 2007 00:04:14 -0000 <a href="http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=12&ACT=ARCSHOW">Method Dating 1: Textual Problems</a> PANEL1 POLLY INSANO: You texted your ex five times tonight. So, I hacked the defense mainframe, PANEL2 POLLY INSANO: and launched a GPS guided missile that is tracking your phone. Oh lookie! The mainframe has texted me a warning. PANEL3 POLLY INSANO: Gotta go sweetie. PANEL4 MISSILE DESCENDING ON PHONE Method Dating 1: Textual Problems

PANEL1
POLLY INSANO:
You texted your ex five times tonight. So, I hacked the defense mainframe,

PANEL2
POLLY INSANO:
and launched a GPS guided missile that is tracking your phone. Oh lookie! The mainframe has texted me a warning.

PANEL3
POLLY INSANO:
Gotta go sweetie.

PANEL4
MISSILE DESCENDING ON PHONE]]> Lord of the Flies 6: Endgame http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=11&ACT=ARCSHOW http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=11&ACT=ARCSHOW Sun, 23 Dec 2007 00:00:09 -0000 <a href="http://doctorinsano.com/?CM=11&ACT=ARCSHOW">Lord of the Flies 6: Endgame</a> PANEL1 POLLY INSANO: Why doesn't the emergency elevator work during an emergency? PANEL2 JOHN INSANO: The elevator's dead! And, the bug hoard is in front of the stairs! Can't you turn it off? DOCTOR INSANO: How? Like with a well aimed swat? PANEL3 JOHN INSANO: Like with an off button! That should be a rule. Put an off button on anything that can wipe-out humanity! DOCTOR INSANO: Who has time to think of those little details? Besides, I didn't create this. It evolved on its own. However, I have an idea. PANEL4 DOCTOR INSANO: I am going to attempt to rationalize with it. PANEL5 DOCTOR INSANO: Mr. Regulator, there appears to be a fault in your log- THE REGULATOR: Environment data has been analyzed. PANEL6 THE REGULATOR: Humanity has wounded the sky, spoiled the seas, and fouled the Earth. PANEL7 THE REGULATOR: Entire bio systems have been destroyed. Your cities are putrid sores on the planet's skin. PANEL8 THE REGULATOR: Your kind is on the verge of spreading to the stars. PANEL9 THE REGULATOR: You must be stopped. You must be stopped. You must be regulated! PANEL10 POLLY INSANO: Hey! What's going on? Ewww! JOHN INSANO: Mutant cyborg pest control, thanks to you! DOCTOR INSANO: I have never liked regulators, and PANEL11 DOCTOR INSANO: I really hate monologues! Lord of the Flies 6: Endgame

PANEL1
POLLY INSANO:
Why doesn't the emergency elevator work during an emergency?

PANEL2
JOHN INSANO:
The elevator's dead! And, the bug hoard is in front of the stairs! Can't you turn it off?

DOCTOR INSANO:
How? Like with a well aimed swat?

PANEL3
JOHN INSANO:
Like with an off button! That should be a rule. Put an off button on anything that can wipe-out humanity!

DOCTOR INSANO:
Who has time to think of those little details? Besides, I didn't create this. It evolved on its own. However, I have an idea.

PANEL4
DOCTOR INSANO:
I am going to attempt to rationalize with it.

PANEL5
DOCTOR INSANO:
Mr. Regulator, there appears to be a fault in your log-

THE REGULATOR:
Environment data has been analyzed.

PANEL6
THE REGULATOR:
Humanity has wounded the sky, spoiled the seas, and fouled the Earth.

PANEL7
THE REGULATOR:
Entire bio systems have been destroyed. Your cities are putrid sores on the planet's skin.

PANEL8
THE REGULATOR:
Your kind is on the verge of spreading to the stars.

PANEL9
THE REGULATOR:
You must be stopped. You must be stopped. You must be regulated!

PANEL10
POLLY INSANO:
Hey! What's going on? Ewww!

JOHN INSANO:
Mutant cyborg pest control, thanks to you!

DOCTOR INSANO:
I have never liked regulators, and

PANEL11
DOCTOR INSANO:
I really hate monologues!]]>