http://whiteninjacomics.com The latest transcribed White Ninja Comics comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:09:59 -0000 60 http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/eyesight.shtml http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/eyesight.shtml Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:59:35 -0000 <a href="http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/eyesight.shtml">White Ninja's above average eyesight</a><br> <br> Doctor, my pupils burned holes in my eyelids because of my x-ray vision. <br \> <br \> X-ray vision is impossible, unless you buy magic specs, like there. <br \> <br \> I can see your boobs. <br \> <br \> And I see your boobs with my eyes closed. Cuz of my x-ray vision. <br \> <br \> X-ray vision and hole-punching your eyelids are not the same thing. <br \> <br \> I can still see through your hands, Doc. White Ninja's above average eyesight

Doctor, my pupils burned holes in my eyelids because of my x-ray vision.

X-ray vision is impossible, unless you buy magic specs, like there.

I can see your boobs.

And I see your boobs with my eyes closed. Cuz of my x-ray vision.

X-ray vision and hole-punching your eyelids are not the same thing.

I can still see through your hands, Doc.]]> http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/nosehair.shtml http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/nosehair.shtml Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:57:14 -0000 <a href="http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/nosehair.shtml">White Ninja in: nose hair</a><br> <br> earlier.... <br \> <br \> Gordon, wanna sniff my smelly markers? White Ninja in: nose hair

earlier....

Gordon, wanna sniff my smelly markers?]]> http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/stomach.shtml http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/stomach.shtml Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:56:39 -0000 <a href="http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/stomach.shtml">White Ninja has stomach pain</a><br> <br> The stomach pain is being caused by a tumor. <br \> <br \> White Ninja, did you eat that tumor on your neck? <br \> <br \> noooo. White Ninja has stomach pain

The stomach pain is being caused by a tumor.

White Ninja, did you eat that tumor on your neck?

noooo.]]> http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/weirdmilk.shtml http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/weirdmilk.shtml Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:55:52 -0000 <a href="http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/weirdmilk.shtml">White Ninja and the weird milk</a><br> <br> Blech, this milk tastes weird. <br \> *snicker* <br \> <br \> It's cuz I extracted the fall - I skimmed it, if you will. <br \> <br \> You're a real jerk, White Ninja! <br \> <br \> Yum! No, Burt! <br \> <br \> *cough* Well, if skimmed milk tastes bad, and fat tastes bad, what makes regular milk so tasty? *cough* <br \> <br \> regular milk doesn't come from a dog! White Ninja and the weird milk

Blech, this milk tastes weird.
*snicker*

It's cuz I extracted the fall - I skimmed it, if you will.

You're a real jerk, White Ninja!

Yum! No, Burt!

*cough* Well, if skimmed milk tastes bad, and fat tastes bad, what makes regular milk so tasty? *cough*

regular milk doesn't come from a dog!]]> http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/dream.shtml http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/dream.shtml Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:53:33 -0000 <a href="http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/dream.shtml">White Ninja's terrible dream</a><br> <br> NIGHTMARE <br \> <br \> I'm sorry son, but you kitty is dead. <br \> <br \> The old lady in the basement ate it. <br \> <br \> Grandma...? <br \> Yeah... we're all out of groceries. <br \> <br \> When you get more, can you pick up some fruit cups? <br \> <br \> Fruit cups mmmm White Ninja's terrible dream

NIGHTMARE

I'm sorry son, but you kitty is dead.

The old lady in the basement ate it.

Grandma...?
Yeah... we're all out of groceries.

When you get more, can you pick up some fruit cups?

Fruit cups mmmm]]> http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/valentine.shtml http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/valentine.shtml Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:52:03 -0000 <a href="http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/valentine.shtml">White Ninja is romantic on Valentine's Day</a><br> <br> Happy Valentine's Day, woman! <br \> <br \> a monacle? <br \> <br \> I love you. White Ninja is romantic on Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day, woman!

a monacle?

I love you.]]> http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/facelift.shtml http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/facelift.shtml Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:51:20 -0000 <a href="http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/facelift.shtml">White Ninja's face lift</a><br> <br> Hullo, friend. Do you like my tight, wrinkle-free face? <br \> Yes! <br \> <br \> What do they do with the extra skin after? <br \> <br \> It's pulled back in a scrunchie. <br \> <br \> It eventually dries up and falls off. Just like casterating a bull. <br \> <br \> That prune's got my name written all over it. White Ninja's face lift

Hullo, friend. Do you like my tight, wrinkle-free face?
Yes!

What do they do with the extra skin after?

It's pulled back in a scrunchie.

It eventually dries up and falls off. Just like casterating a bull.

That prune's got my name written all over it.]]> http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/special.shtml http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/special.shtml Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:49:36 -0000 <a href="http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/special.shtml">White Ninja makes halloween special</a><br> <br> Tell daddy what you want to be for Halloween this year <br \> BATMAN! <br \> <br \> Maybe next year. Daddy already got a deal on a sweet costume for you. <br \> <br \> [false buttocks] White Ninja makes halloween special

Tell daddy what you want to be for Halloween this year
BATMAN!

Maybe next year. Daddy already got a deal on a sweet costume for you.

[false buttocks]]]> http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/vacuum.shtml http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/vacuum.shtml Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:48:32 -0000 <a href="http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/vacuum.shtml">White Ninja and the underperforming vacuum</a><br> <br> Ah shucks! This vacuum isn't as powerful as the commercial promised. <br \> <br \> Shame on you, Joe! Your excessive complaining about middle class novelties is sheer vanity. Be thankful, you are very lucky to have it. <br \> <br \> There's a billion people in third world countries that would love to have a vacuum like that to eat. White Ninja and the underperforming vacuum

Ah shucks! This vacuum isn't as powerful as the commercial promised.

Shame on you, Joe! Your excessive complaining about middle class novelties is sheer vanity. Be thankful, you are very lucky to have it.

There's a billion people in third world countries that would love to have a vacuum like that to eat.]]> http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/sonseeks.shtml http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/sonseeks.shtml Mon, 18 Jun 2007 16:46:38 -0000 <a href="http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/sonseeks.shtml">White Ninja's son seeks advice</a><br> <br> Dad, I've got a crush on a girl at school. What should I do? <br \> <br \> Have you tried pulling her hair? <br \> <br \> No, dad! <br \> Kicking her in the shins? <br \> <br \> Mom, can I talk to you? <br \> <br \> If you're really serious about her, you should pull on her hair. <br \> <br \> I love you. White Ninja's son seeks advice

Dad, I've got a crush on a girl at school. What should I do?

Have you tried pulling her hair?

No, dad!
Kicking her in the shins?

Mom, can I talk to you?

If you're really serious about her, you should pull on her hair.

I love you.]]>