Welcome to Pixelton - latest additions

Welcome to Pixelton - latest additions http://welcometopixelton.com The latest transcribed Welcome to Pixelton comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:12:18 -0000 60 Invasion of the Awkward yellow hermaphrodite ponies! http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=9 http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=9 Mon, 23 Jul 2007 20:38:25 -0000 <a href="http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=9">Invasion of the Awkward yellow hermaphrodite ponies!</a> Invasion of the Awkward yellow hermaphrodite ponies! Yippie! I've got my mystery solving gear all set. Bring on the genre-bending literature. What exactly qualifies us to be literature? Is it the hermaphrodites? Because if so my movie collection should be deemed a national treasure. Wait...why am I riding a rainbow dinosaur? Maybe that's the mystery? A Pixelton Mini-Mystery Invasion of the Awkward yellow hermaphrodite ponies!

Invasion of the Awkward yellow hermaphrodite ponies!

Yippie! I've got my mystery solving gear all set. Bring on the genre-bending literature.

What exactly qualifies us to be literature? Is it the hermaphrodites?

Because if so my movie collection should be deemed a national treasure.

Wait...why am I riding a rainbow dinosaur?

Maybe that's the mystery?

A Pixelton Mini-Mystery]]> Pixelton 0016 - Intruder! Part 8 http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=16 http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=16 Wed, 06 Jun 2007 17:23:26 -0000 <a href="http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=16">Pixelton 0016 - Intruder! Part 8</a> Wuzzat? GASP - Tree demon! BANG BANG Eat hod lead you mangy scoundrel. Hmm. Run! Run! Ahhhhh! ...so the good news is I swiped his notebook. And it says right here "I found them!". Pretty neat, huh? Um...Kirb? Aw, wooks wike someone is a wittle grumpy wumpy. Pixelton 0016 - Intruder! Part 8

Wuzzat?

GASP - Tree demon!
BANG BANG

Eat hod lead you mangy scoundrel.

Hmm.

Run! Run!
Ahhhhh!

...so the good news is I swiped his notebook.
And it says right here "I found them!". Pretty neat, huh?
Um...Kirb?
Aw, wooks wike someone is a wittle grumpy wumpy.]]> Pixelton 0015 - Intruder! Part 7 http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=15 http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=15 Wed, 06 Jun 2007 17:22:34 -0000 <a href="http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=15">Pixelton 0015 - Intruder! Part 7</a> Kirb, I think we're lost. It has been quite some time since we last saw the yellow-thing. But if we give up now we'll never know why it broke in. I need closure! Our two fans will be devastated! Life isn't about closure bud. I've learned to accept the situation at hand and try to stay strong through 'til morrow's dawn. I really thought we'd catch him. There, there - would it help if I did my speech again? Pixelton 0015 - Intruder! Part 7

Kirb, I think we're lost.
It has been quite some time since we last saw the yellow-thing.

But if we give up now we'll never know why it broke in. I need closure!
Our two fans will be devastated!

Life isn't about closure bud.
I've learned to accept the situation at hand and try to stay strong through 'til morrow's dawn.

I really thought we'd catch him.
There, there - would it help if I did my speech again?]]> Pixelton 0014 - Intruder! Part 6 http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=14 http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=14 Wed, 06 Jun 2007 17:21:25 -0000 <a href="http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=14">Pixelton 0014 - Intruder! Part 6</a> HEEELLLLOOO! Yellow pony thing... Come back so I can arbit you! Arbit? That isn't even a word. If I'm an arbiter, I get to arbit. Okay then smart guy, what should I say? Annihilate, butcher, cream, destroy, eradicate, extinguish, liquidate, maim, mar, nullify, overturn, quash, quell, ravage, raze, ruin, slay, smash, snuff, trash, waste, wipe out... I will shoot you in the face to prove a point. Pixelton 0014 - Intruder! Part 6

HEEELLLLOOO! Yellow pony thing...
Come back so I can arbit you!

Arbit? That isn't even a word.

If I'm an arbiter, I get to arbit.
Okay then smart guy, what should I say?

Annihilate, butcher, cream, destroy, eradicate, extinguish, liquidate, maim, mar, nullify, overturn, quash, quell, ravage, raze, ruin, slay, smash, snuff, trash, waste, wipe out...
I will shoot you in the face to prove a point.]]> Pixelton 0013 - Intruder! Part 5 http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=13 http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=13 Wed, 06 Jun 2007 17:20:29 -0000 <a href="http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=13">Pixelton 0013 - Intruder! Part 5</a> Dare I ask? Being a good cop was the worst punishment I could think of. Yeah, I shouldn't have tried. I'm going to bed. Precious sleep won't play games with my heart... Wait! Wait! I've figured it out! Our old toaster can be the good cop. This common dust tumbleweed will be our bad cop... And I will be the grand arbiter of vengence and destruction for all forms of evil! Aww, dammit! Now he up & left. Pixelton 0013 - Intruder! Part 5

Dare I ask?
Being a good cop was the worst punishment I could think of.

Yeah, I shouldn't have tried. I'm going to bed.
Precious sleep won't play games with my heart...

Wait! Wait! I've figured it out!
Our old toaster can be the good cop.
This common dust tumbleweed will be our bad cop...

And I will be the grand arbiter of vengence and destruction for all forms of evil!

Aww, dammit! Now he up & left.]]> Pixelton 0012 - Intruder! Part 4 http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=12 http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=12 Wed, 06 Jun 2007 17:19:11 -0000 <a href="http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=12">Pixelton 0012 - Intruder! Part 4</a> ahem... Read any good books lately? I SAID, READ ANY GOOD BOOKS - It's three in the... why do you have a shotgun? I found this adorable little bugger breaking and entering. Hmm...How to punich him? I know! Let's try Good Cop - Bad Cop. Yellow-thing, you be the GOOD cop. Kirby - you're the BAD cop. Do your damnedest coppers! Pixelton 0012 - Intruder! Part 4

ahem...
Read any good books lately?

I SAID, READ ANY GOOD BOOKS -

It's three in the... why do you have a shotgun?
I found this adorable little bugger breaking and entering.

Hmm...How to punich him? I know! Let's try Good Cop - Bad Cop.

Yellow-thing, you be the GOOD cop.

Kirby - you're the BAD cop.

Do your damnedest coppers!]]> Pixelton 0011 - Intruder! Part 3 http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=11 http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=11 Wed, 06 Jun 2007 17:18:06 -0000 <a href="http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=11">Pixelton 0011 - Intruder! Part 3</a> The Legend of Wednesday - Tuesday's Bitch Mr Happy Super Jump, starring Kirby Pixelton 0011 - Intruder! Part 3

The Legend of Wednesday - Tuesday's Bitch
Mr Happy Super Jump, starring Kirby]]> Pixelton 0010 - Intruder! Part 2 http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=10 http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=10 Wed, 06 Jun 2007 17:17:26 -0000 <a href="http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=10">Pixelton 0010 - Intruder! Part 2</a> FILTRIS, The relentless game about narcissism TWO BUTTON SPORTS GAME - Now with graphics! Pixelton 0010 - Intruder! Part 2

FILTRIS, The relentless game about narcissism
TWO BUTTON SPORTS GAME - Now with graphics!]]> Pixelton 0008 - Magic Tricks are for Kids http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=8 http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=8 Wed, 06 Jun 2007 17:16:49 -0000 <a href="http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=8">Pixelton 0008 - Magic Tricks are for Kids</a> Hi Kids! Wanna see a neat magic trick? Stare at the image below for 60 seconds then look at a blank wall. WOW! While you were distracted I broke into your house and stole some cards. Yay for magic! I'm a better magician than Kirby. REALLY! I made a whole town disappear in the 80's. My skills are so advanced I couldn't even bring one of the townsfolk back. I cried for days. Have... Have you seen them? Pixelton 0008 - Magic Tricks are for Kids

Hi Kids! Wanna see a neat magic trick? Stare at the image below for 60 seconds then look at a blank wall. WOW! While you were distracted I broke into your house and stole some cards. Yay for magic!

I'm a better magician than Kirby.
REALLY! I made a whole town disappear in the 80's.

My skills are so advanced I couldn't even bring one of the townsfolk back.
I cried for days.

Have...
Have you seen them?]]> Pixelton 0007 - The Bunny is Still Here http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=7 http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=7 Wed, 06 Jun 2007 17:15:59 -0000 <a href="http://welcometopixelton.com/?p=7">Pixelton 0007 - The Bunny is Still Here</a> HEY KIRBY! I adopted a tiny woodland creature to own and love and take advantage of. If you disagree with my actions on moral grounds say so NOW. Umm...Wha? GOOD. Pay no attention to him Benji, it's never good to acknowledge the help. So this is the Diamond mine you'll be working in. You get free water every other Saturday. - Oh Dammit, they ate another one! Seriously guys. Seriously. Am I going to need to tie you down? It is going to be pretty hard to mine diamonds while tied down. Pixelton 0007 - The Bunny is Still Here

HEY KIRBY! I adopted a tiny woodland creature to own and love and take advantage of. If you disagree with my actions on moral grounds say so NOW.

Umm...Wha?

GOOD. Pay no attention to him Benji, it's never good to acknowledge the help.

So this is the Diamond mine you'll be working in. You get free water every other Saturday.
- Oh Dammit, they ate another one!

Seriously guys. Seriously. Am I going to need to tie you down? It is going to be pretty hard to mine diamonds while tied down.]]>