Shi Long Pang - latest additions

Shi Long Pang - latest additions http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php The latest transcribed Shi Long Pang comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:12:19 -0000 60 Page 38 http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13347 http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13347 Thu, 14 Feb 2008 20:07:12 -0000 <a href="http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13347">Page 38</a> Pang: It is part of a monk's duty to travel beyond the temple from time to time, to confront our beliefs, to-to deepen our understanding of the world. I think Master Bo took to this lifestyle very much. I only wish I had passion, Yang Yang...Last we had heard, he and Shi Kong had been stationed at the military Garrison far to the Northeast, trying to impart the Dhamma during these volatile times. They'd been away for nearly eighteen months... Pang: Teacher! It's so good to see you! How were your journeys!? Jian: Where's Kong?? <<TOK TOK TOK TO>> Master Bo: Pang, Jian...I'm afraid I've no time to talk. I must peak to Head Abbot at Once. Pang: What's wrong? Master Bo: ...I'm Sorry. <<CLIPPITYCLOPPITYCLIPPTYCLOPPITY>> Jian/Pang: ??? Pang: AND SO...that night, a private meeting was held in Head Abbot's quarters. He: Guys...we're not invited for a reason, guys. Let's just <<SHHHHH>> Pang: Come on. Steady now. Pang: Okay okay. A little to the right. Jian: Can you hear anything? He: Guys... Pang: Okay okay. Jian: Just-- <<SHH!>> Pang: Okay. There... <<BINK BINK>> Master Bo: N-Stop Arrison,traight, nd I-- Head Abbot: --BUT--But how can this be!? Page 38

Pang: It is part of a monks duty to travel beyond the temple from time to time, to confront our beliefs, to-to deepen our understanding of the world. I think Master Bo took to this lifestyle very much. I only wish I had passion, Yang YangLast we had heard, he and Shi Kong had been stationed at the military Garrison far to the Northeast, trying to impart the Dhamma during these volatile times. Theyd been away for nearly eighteen months

Pang: Teacher! Its so good to see you! How were your journeys!? Jian: Wheres Kong?? <>

Master Bo: Pang, JianIm afraid Ive no time to talk. I must peak to Head Abbot at Once. Pang: Whats wrong?

Master Bo: Im Sorry. <> Jian/Pang: ???

Pang: AND SOthat night, a private meeting was held in Head Abbots quarters.

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Pang: Come on. Steady now.

Pang: Okay okay. A little to the right. Jian: Can you hear anything? He: Guys Pang: Okay okay. Jian: Just-- <>

Pang: Okay. There

<> Master Bo: N-Stop Arrison,traight, nd I-- Head Abbot: --BUTBut how can this be!?]]> Page 37 http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13324 http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13324 Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:44:30 -0000 <a href="http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13324">Page 37</a> [[ AND THUS! Several cupfuls and an awkward silence LATER... Pang: I refrain from unchastity I refrain from unchastity I refrain from unchastity I refrain from unchastity I--Golly...look at her little ears...<<SSLUURP>> Yang Yang: Yeah... Yang Yang: So, our parents opted not to go through with the ceremony. There was just to much going on...uncle needed help here, and DaZhong--That's his name--he enlisted. I--I don't even know how he's doing. They say many have died... Yang Yang: The worst part is, I'm not sure I even miss him. I mean, I pray that he's okay of course. I DO. I pray for everyone every night. But do I really MISS him? Pang: It's terrible, isn't it? I guess I just don't...I don't know. Pang: No No. Say something! She wants you to say something wise. Pang: But--but what do I know of anything..? Carnal love?! I-- <<AHHM>> Pang: NICE BANGS. Yang Yang: What? <<AHHHM>> Pang: Good...tea. <<SLURP>> Pang: I can't handle this, can I...? Yang Yang: Uh. Thanks. I'm glad it helped settle your tummy. -sigh- so...enough about me, right? I wanna hear the rest of your story. Pang: My story? Oh. Yang Yang: Well, that is, if you're still up for it. Pang: Oh. No...yes, I am. You'd be gracious to listen. Where'd I leave off? Yang Yang: Um, your brother Jian, and your Master -- Pang: --Ah in the woods. Right. Our Master Bo had just retuned prematurely. Page 37

[[ AND THUS! Several cupfuls and an awkward silence LATER

Pang: I refrain from unchastity I refrain from unchastity I refrain from unchastity I refrain from unchastity I--Gollylook at her little ears<> Yang Yang: Yeah

Yang Yang: So, our parents opted not to go through with the ceremony. There was just to much going onuncle needed help here, and DaZhong--Thats his name--he enlisted. I--I dont even know how hes doing. They say many have died

Yang Yang: The worst part is, Im not sure I even miss him. I mean, I pray that hes okay of course. I DO. I pray for everyone every night. But do I really MISS him?

Pang: Its terrible, isnt it? I guess I just dontI dont know. Pang: No No. Say something! She wants you to say something wise.

Pang: But--but what do I know of anything..? Carnal love?! I

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Pang: NICE BANGS.

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Pang: Goodtea.

<> Pang: I cant handle this, can I? Yang Yang: Uh. Thanks. Im glad it helped settle your tummy. sigh- soenough about me, right? I wanna hear the rest of your story.

Pang: My story? Oh. Yang Yang: Well, that is, if youre still up for it. Pang: Oh. Noyes, I am. Youd be gracious to listen. Whered I leave off?

Yang Yang: Um, your brother Jian, and your Master -- Pang: --Ah in the woods. Right. Our Master Bo had just retuned prematurely.]]> Page 36 http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13301 http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13301 Wed, 13 Feb 2008 23:36:25 -0000 <a href="http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13301">Page 36</a> Yang Yang: Pang! Are you sick? Pang: NNNG...Ohhh...My head's still a little fuzzy. <<BLIP>> Pang: I should clean that up though. What a mess...grab my ankles will you? Yang Yang: What? No, it's fine. Come on--you don't look so good. Pang: ?? Yang Yang: This way. You need to lie down. Pang: M-maybe you're right. Yang Yang: Sheesh. Don't tell me it was the food, was it? Pang: Huh? No. I think it's a matter of excess Qi... Yang Yang: Excess Qi? Pang: Yes. A misdirected accumulation. I sort of lost my focus during my exercises. Pang: I try to make a point of practicing Qi Gong whenever I can. Qi, Yang Yang, is vital to our lives. But it's a difficult thing to control Very finicky if you're not careful. I guess I just swallowed some down the wrong tube, if you know what I mean. Yang Yang: Not exactly...Here, take this. Pang: Oh! Good thinking. <<GULP!>> <<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>> <<AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>> <<ouch!>> Pang: Ahh! Yeah! That was it. Nothing like a good muffled yell to relieve the tension and clear the--uh...wh-what's the matter, Yang Yang? Yang Yang: Nothing. You're just...weird. INTERESTING but weird. <<HA HA HA HA HA HA>> Pang: Me? Yang Yang: Yes YOU! Pang: Interesting? <<HA HATEE-HEE!>> Page 36

Yang Yang: Pang! Are you sick? Pang: NNNGOhhhMy heads still a little fuzzy. <>

Pang: I should clean that up though. What a messgrab my ankles will you? Yang Yang: What? No, its fine. Come on--you dont look so good. Pang: ??

Yang Yang: This way. You need to lie down. Pang: M-maybe youre right. Yang Yang: Sheesh. Dont tell me it was the food, was it?

Pang: Huh? No. I think its a matter of excess Qi Yang Yang: Excess Qi? Pang: Yes. A misdirected accumulation. I sort of lost my focus during my exercises.

Pang: I try to make a point of practicing Qi Gong whenever I can. Qi, Yang Yang, is vital to our lives. But its a difficult thing to control Very finicky if youre not careful. I guess I just swallowed some down the wrong tube, if you know what I mean. Yang Yang: Not exactlyHere, take this. Pang: Oh! Good thinking.

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Pang: Ahh! Yeah! That was it. Nothing like a good muffled yell to relieve the tension and clear the--uhwh-whats the matter, Yang Yang? Yang Yang: Nothing. Youre justweird. INTERESTING but weird.

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Pang: WAH! YANG YANG!

Pang: Oof. Oh, Im sorry. Yang Yang: Are you okay? <>

Yang Yang: Did I startle you again? Pang: Oh, no. No, Im fine. AhmHow areyou? Yang Yang: Im okay. Pang: Good. Yeah, I--

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Yang Yang: You sure youre okay? You look flushed.

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Master Bo: Gong Fu, Pang. It is what separates us. It is what makes us Shao Lin.

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Master Bo: Yes--books in themselves are invaluablethis I do not doubt. Only books can preserve a thing in the purest, original conception. But even then--words are idleone must act. <>

Master Bo: Head Abbot--hes a good manbut his concepts are-- -sigh-

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Pang: Finally, I bear the Jie Bu Marks. ! Stings.

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{{1 The dots on a monks head are burned in with incense during a ceremony called Jie Bu. They come in multiples of threes, symbolic of vows, and the Three Jewels. Actually, other Chinese Buddhists sects used to do this as well.}}]]> Page 33 http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13254 http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13254 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:51:50 -0000 <a href="http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13254">Page 33</a> Pang: In taking refuge in the Dharma, I vow that all sentient beings enter deeply the Sutra Treasury, gaining wisdom like the sea... <<SSSSSSSS>> Pang: I undertake the precept to refrain from unchastity. I undertake the precept to refrain from false speech. <<SSSSSSSS>> <<bink>> Pang: However inexhaustible the dealements, I vow to end them all...however boundless the Dharmas, I vow to master them all. Master Bo: You see, they'll -- they'll urge you to focus on the scriptures...to pour over books and books. They know how bright you are. And Head Abbot has a mind to send you down into the library... Pang: Then... Then I'll do as I 'm asked, Master Bo. Master Bo: Yes, you will. I know. Pang: To refrain from killing any living being, unless in defense of the righteous. 1 <<SHING!>> Master Bo: But...for now... you are my student as much as theirs. And before you move on to carve your own path. There's something -- There's something I feel you must understand. Pang: ! <<SSS--POP!>> {{Many of the precepts and guidelines of Buddhism say never to harm another living creature, which has led many a person to question how the monks of Shao Lin managed to "bend" this rule for so long. It's a hard question to answer, but it seems the monks of Eight Herb Mountain found a way.}} Page 33

Pang: In taking refuge in the Dharma, I vow that all sentient beings enter deeply the Sutra Treasury, gaining wisdom like the sea

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Pang: I undertake the precept to refrain from unchastity. I undertake the precept to refrain from false speech.

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Pang: However inexhaustible the dealements, I vow to end them allhowever boundless the Dharmas, I vow to master them all.

Master Bo: You see, theyll -- theyll urge you to focus on the scripturesto pour over books and books. They know how bright you are. And Head Abbot has a mind to send you down into the library Pang: Then Then Ill do as I m asked, Master Bo.

Master Bo: Yes, you will. I know.

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Master Bo: Butfor now you are my student as much as theirs. And before you move on to carve your own path. Theres something -- Theres something I feel you must understand.

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{{Many of the precepts and guidelines of Buddhism say never to harm another living creature, which has led many a person to question how the monks of Shao Lin managed to bend this rule for so long. Its a hard question to answer, but it seems the monks of Eight Herb Mountain found a way.}}]]> Page 32 http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13223 http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13223 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:44:30 -0000 <a href="http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13223">Page 32</a> <<DOK>> <<DOK>> Pang: So...why talk up here, Master Bo? <<Cheep Cheep Cheep>> Pang: It's sorta cold, don't you think? Master Bo: MM. This is where I used to come, Pang, as a young man--a little older than you. Just to get away for a bit. Pang: From Who? Master Bo: Oh, you know...the others-- --those watchful eyes of Buddha. Ha Ha. Master Bo: To take refuge in the three jewels...the ten precepts...the vow of Bodhisattava.1 <<DOK>> Master Bo: I am proud of you, Pang. I...I haven't been around much lately, but I know you are a good student. Talented. You'll make a fine monk. <<HHHOOO>> Pang: AHHM... <<TSSSSSSSS>> {{ At ordination, a monk will naturally take vows. Buddhism holds that the devotee "takes refuge" in what are known as the three jewels: The Buddha, The Dharma (Buddha's teaching,) and the Sangha (the Monastic Community). The term "taking refuge" is important. It means the monk fully accepts the three jewels as the single path to realizing enlightenment for all sentient beings. The Ten Precepts and the Bodhisattva vows are among many other sets of guidelines--or ways of life--that a monk may pledge to undertake and follow.}} Page 32

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Pang: Sowhy talk up here, Master Bo? <>

Pang: Its sorta cold, dont you think? Master Bo: MM. This is where I used to come, Pang, as a young man--a little older than you. Just to get away for a bit. Pang: From Who? Master Bo: Oh, you knowthe others-- --those watchful eyes of Buddha. Ha Ha.

Master Bo: To take refuge in the three jewelsthe ten precepts...the vow of Bodhisattava.1

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Master Bo: I am proud of you, Pang. II havent been around much lately, but I know you are a good student. Talented. Youll make a fine monk.

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{{ At ordination, a monk will naturally take vows. Buddhism holds that the devotee takes refuge in what are known as the three jewels: The Buddha, The Dharma (Buddhas teaching,) and the Sangha (the Monastic Community). The term taking refuge is important. It means the monk fully accepts the three jewels as the single path to realizing enlightenment for all sentient beings. The Ten Precepts and the Bodhisattva vows are among many other sets of guidelines--or ways of life--that a monk may pledge to undertake and follow.}}]]> Page 31 http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13198 http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13198 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:27:19 -0000 <a href="http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13198">Page 31</a> <<HHHSSSSS>> <<GRUNT>> <<Dok... Dok... Dok... Dok... Dok... Dok... Dok...>> << Dok... Dok... Dok...>> <<KER-BREATHE! 1>> <<HSSSSS>> << Dok... Dok... Dok... Dok...>> <<SSAHHH>> << DOK DOK>> <<dok dok dok dok dok dok dok dok dok dok dok dok dok dok dok dok dok dok dok>> {{ 1 This is an exercise out of the Yi Jin Jing (by some accounts), the Qi Gong manual legendarily bestowed upon the Shao Lin Monks by Da MO (mention on page 22). Qi Gong literally means "breath work." Yi Jin Jing means "muscle/tendon change classic": It's a set of postures linked with breathing repetitions for the purposes of strength conditioning and Qi flow. Many only recognize 12 "legitimate" postures, and a lot think there are 18, while few go all out and say there are 49! If there truly were 49 postures, the one pictures here is the last and most difficult.}} Page 31

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{{ 1 This is an exercise out of the Yi Jin Jing (by some accounts), the Qi Gong manual legendarily bestowed upon the Shao Lin Monks by Da MO (mention on page 22). Qi Gong literally means breath work. Yi Jin Jing means muscle/tendon change classic: Its a set of postures linked with breathing repetitions for the purposes of strength conditioning and Qi flow. Many only recognize 12 legitimate postures, and a lot think there are 18, while few go all out and say there are 49! If there truly were 49 postures, the one pictures here is the last and most difficult.}}]]> Page 30 http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13184 http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13184 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:25:23 -0000 <a href="http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13184">Page 30</a> Bandit 1: Ya think a lil' scratch'll kill me? [[NOT LIKELY]] <<RAAAAA> [[But.]] <<chop>> [[An']] <<SSHHAAA>> [[THUS (LY)]] <<SSHLLIKK>> Bannerman Leader: <<HHHUHHH>> Twice. Perhaps. But never three... <<SHLUMP>> Bandit 1: C-Can you believe it!? All dead. Every single one...that was-- General's Son-In-Law: HEH HEH impressive stuff! Now let's see here! <<Punt?>> Bannerman Leader: FOOL! <<KKRKKK>> This is a dying man. Let him go in peace. General's Son-In-Law: !? How dare he address me in such a-- --Why, I'm his superior! General's Son-In-Law: Feh! I'll show him! <<nudge>> Bannerman 2: Well, I guess we better keep moving. Bannerman 1: Can you believe it? He took 'em all on! This guy's legit. He's really legit. That was--That was--Bannerman Leader: That was-- Bannerman 3: Hey, don't look now. <<DOOM!>> Bannerman Leader: --It was needless...unnecessary: until you comprised my anonymity. General's Son-In-Law: "His" Anonymity. Bannerman Leader: You spoke Manju, solider...next time-- --I may not be so forgiving. Bannerman 1: Ahhh y-yes sir! [[And so--FINALLY!]] Bannerman 2: You comin'? Bannerman 1: He called me, "soldier." He called me, "soldier." That was awesome. <<Snort>> Page 30

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Generals Son-In-Law: !? How dare he address me in such a-- --Why, Im his superior!

Generals Son-In-Law: Feh! Ill show him! <>

Bannerman 2: Well, I guess we better keep moving. Bannerman 1: Can you believe it? He took em all on! This guys legit. Hes really legit. That was--That was--Bannerman Leader: That was-- Bannerman 3: Hey, dont look now.

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[[And soFINALLY!]] Bannerman 2: You comin? Bannerman 1: He called me, soldier. He called me, soldier. That was awesome. <>]]> Page 29 http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13175 http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13175 Tue, 12 Feb 2008 23:24:33 -0000 <a href="http://moderntales.com//comics/shilongpang.php?view=archive&chapter=13175">Page 29</a> General's Son-In-Law: You idiots! Wh-what are you doing? Go help him! If anything happens to him I'll-- Bannerman 2: Nice of you to wake up, sir. Bannerman 1: You'll what? General's Son-In-Law: I'll lose everything, fool! General's Son-In-Law: The old bastard'll have my head! And my beloved Qiong Zi-- She'll finally lave me...HO can I live without her? Bannerman 1: What a tool. <<RRRRGGG>> Bandit 1: Gah!!! I never shoave have married that WENCH! -whimper- Bannerman Leader: Move! <<FNAM>> General's Son-In-Law: Ah? I-I'm alive!! [[MEAN while...]] <<HUP!>> <<SKRITCH>> [[AND SO the general's son-n law- lives to tell a tale...>> Bannerman 1: Oh, please! Wouldja look at this... General's Son-In-Law: HAH! Take that! <<FUMP FUMP>> <<HHHHURK>> Bandit 1: ... Bandit 1: ? Bandit 1: HEY! I ain't dead! Page 29

Generals Son-In-Law: You idiots! Wh-what are you doing? Go help him! If anything happens to him Ill-- Bannerman 2: Nice of you to wake up, sir. Bannerman 1: Youll what? Generals Son-In-Law: Ill lose everything, fool!

Generals Son-In-Law: The old bastardll have my head! And my beloved Qiong Zi-- Shell finally lave meHO can I live without her? Bannerman 1: What a tool.

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