http://le-comique.com/comic/The latest transcribed Le Comique comics, powered by OhNoRobot.comen-ushttp://www.le-comique.com/searchbaby.jpghttp://le-comique.com/comic/, 16 2006 06:16:16 EST http://le-comique.com/comic/index.php?cid=41<a href="http://le-comique.com/comic/index.php?cid=41">Approx. 114 minutes</a><BR /><BR />[[ James is siitting happily by a christmas tree, with a small packet on his hand. There is ripped wrapping paper on the floor.]] <BR /> <BR />[[Close up on packet on James's hands. It reads "Ruuning Time: 84 mins."]] <BR /> <BR />[[James struggles to open packet]] <BR /> <BR />[[James attempts to open packet with mouth.]] <BR /> <BR />[[James continuously hits packet against floor.]] <BR /> <BR />[[James continues to try to open the packet.]] <BR /> <BR />[[James is opening plastic cover with a knife, looking happy.]] <BR /> <BR />[[He stops, noticing something at the bottom of the package]] <BR /> <BR />[[Close up on packet. It reads "Approx. time it'll take you to get the damn thing open: 114 mins"]] http://le-comique.com/comic/index.php?cid=39<a href="http://le-comique.com/comic/index.php?cid=39">Fools.</a><BR /><BR />So, you coming to the poker night? <BR />Nah I'm working. <BR /> <BR />Do you wanna make it another night? <BR />Well, I do, but you know, the other guys... <BR />Well, Chris is cool with it already, and the others will surely follow. The fools... http://le-comique.com/comic/index.php?cid=38<a href="http://le-comique.com/comic/index.php?cid=38">HallowARGH!</a><BR /><BR />So did you get any trick or treaters last night? <BR /> <BR />No. See, we live in Australia... <BR /> <BR />Well, I did. And anyway, who cares? It's just fun and candy! <BR /> <BR />I mean, lollies! Fuck! http://le-comique.com/comic/index.php?cid=31<a href="http://le-comique.com/comic/index.php?cid=31">Le Prosse</a><BR /><BR />Oh no! <BR /> <BR />Fin http://le-comique.com/comic/index.php?cid=37<a href="http://le-comique.com/comic/index.php?cid=37">Jana + CSI = Boom</a><BR /><BR />Guess what I learnt on CSI last night, James! <BR /> <BR />*BOOM* http://le-comique.com/comic/index.php?cid=36<a href="http://le-comique.com/comic/index.php?cid=36">The LC</a><BR /><BR />Hey Jana! <BR /> <BR />We were in the diner with Marissa <BR />and then Luke showed up! I totally punched him out then made my escape on my BMX... <BR />Luckily I held the door shut or else we would've been in real trouble. It was MAD! <BR />Uh guys. That was an episode of The OC. You don't even OWN a BMX. http://le-comique.com/comic/index.php?cid=3<a href="http://le-comique.com/comic/index.php?cid=3">L'Introduction: Partie Trois</a><BR /><BR />*Tap tap tap* <BR /> <BR />What? <BR /> <BR />Oh nothing, <BR />except for... <BR /> <BR />*WHACK!* <BR /> <BR />...Uh, ow that hu... <BR /> <BR />*WHACK!* <BR /> <BR />Oooo... http://le-comique.com/comic/index.php?cid=21<a href="http://le-comique.com/comic/index.php?cid=21">Girl Jesus</a><BR /><BR />Hey you guys went to a christian school; is Jesus a girl? <BR />Sure man! <BR /> <BR />Is she hot? <BR />5'10, long brown hair, wears a dress, would DIE for you. <BR /> <BR />Then fuck yeah, I'd nail Jesus! http://le-comique.com/comic/index.php?cid=15<a href="http://le-comique.com/comic/index.php?cid=15">The Black Asian</a><BR /><BR />So, you seem to be getting on all right with Crystal. <BR />Which one is she? The Aryan or The Black Asian? <BR /> <BR />She's the uhh..The Bla.. http://le-comique.com/comic/index.php?cid=14<a href="http://le-comique.com/comic/index.php?cid=14">The Grim Finale</a><BR /><BR />James, I need to talk to you about your shirt. <BR />Hold that thought!