http://octopuspie.comThe latest transcribed Octopus Pie comics, powered by OhNoRobot.comen-usFri, 24 Aug 2007 16:56:37 EST http://octopuspie.com/2007/09/21/049-getting-to-that/<a href="http://octopuspie.com/2007/09/21/049-getting-to-that/">octopus pie: not your mom's grumpy internet hipster comic</a><BR /><BR />Mark: Look, Olly, I know things are okay. You don't have to convince ME. The guys, well... <BR />Olly: .. have no faith in me. <BR /> <BR />Mark: They... We just need to hear something good. Anything good. I don't know how else to say it, Olly. <BR />Olly: But see, Mark, I was GETTING to that. <BR /> <BR />Olly: Aww, man, we're gonna have a great year! Because.. I'm launching a brand new ad campaign! <BR /> <BR /> <BR />Eve: Hold still, god damn you... <BR /> <BR />Mark: You are? Is that in the budget? <BR />Olly: That's the beauty of it! It's one of those cancerous marketing things. It can't fail! In a few short months, OLLY'S ORGANIX will be nailing more financial goals than an overambitious career slut! http://octopuspie.com/2007/05/14/001-pea-wiggle/<a href="http://octopuspie.com/2007/05/14/001-pea-wiggle/">#001 - pea wiggle</a><BR /><BR />Man: Excuse me... <BR /> <BR />Eve: Wait. Wait. We're closing in 5 minutes. Will this take longer than 5 minutes? <BR />Man: Of course not. <BR /> <BR />Man: ...So long as you won't give me trouble about returning this organic pea wiggle for a full refund. <BR /> <BR />Man: The name is misleading.