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Roomies - latest additions http://roomiescomic.com The latest transcribed Roomies comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:12:22 -0000 60 Roomies #394 http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=394 http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=394 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:04:23 -0000 <a href="http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=394">Roomies #394</a> [[Rack of AK-47's sit on a rack]] Iron order of Jesus operator: Brethren, it is time to assemble and unleash our wrath on the unfaithful that has caused us great suffering! [[Rack of helmets and rows of beads and crosses]] Operator: Uh.. Brethren? [[Line of Church vans waiting to go]] Operator: Where is everybody? [[Dark control room with the operator looking at vid screens]] Church Member {{Via Radio}}: It's Tuesday! We're having the chili cook off today at the chapel! Operator: We have to put chil on hold, this is kind of important! Roomies #394

[[Rack of AK-47's sit on a rack]]
Iron order of Jesus operator: Brethren, it is time to assemble and unleash our wrath on the unfaithful that has caused us great suffering!

[[Rack of helmets and rows of beads and crosses]]
Operator: Uh.. Brethren?

[[Line of Church vans waiting to go]]
Operator: Where is everybody?

[[Dark control room with the operator looking at vid screens]]
Church Member {{Via Radio}}: It's Tuesday! We're having the chili cook off today at the chapel!
Operator: We have to put chil on hold, this is kind of important!]]> Roomies #74 http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=74 http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=74 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:11:36 -0000 <a href="http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=74">Roomies #74</a> Russian soldier: (bravo dva shest ya buil anredelen!) Jim: What'd he say? Kip: I dunno, I think that was Italian. Jim: No, no, that's definitely Russian. Jim: Wait a minute... er... what are... Kip: HEHE! BURN! BURN! BURN! Russian soldier: AAAAHHH!! OJOGI IT! OJOGI IT! Mike: Computer how much longer for backup power? [Power will be online in 2 minutes.] [WARNING! WARNING! Proximity Alert!] Mike: Uh-oh... uh... hi there. (nightvision goggles appear) Roomies #74

Russian soldier: (bravo dva shest ya buil anredelen!)
Jim: What'd he say?
Kip: I dunno, I think that was Italian.
Jim: No, no, that's definitely Russian.

Jim: Wait a minute... er... what are...
Kip: HEHE! BURN! BURN! BURN!
Russian soldier: AAAAHHH!! OJOGI IT! OJOGI IT!

Mike: Computer how much longer for backup power?
[Power will be online in 2 minutes.]
[WARNING! WARNING! Proximity Alert!]

Mike: Uh-oh... uh... hi there.
(nightvision goggles appear)]]> Roomies #73 http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=73 http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=73 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:11:34 -0000 <a href="http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=73">Roomies #73</a> Mike: AHHH!!! *THUD* OOOF!!! Mike: *ahem* Computer... are you still active? [Affirmative] Mike: Good, please shut down laser chargers. [Negative, laser is offline.] Mike: It's not on? That's odd... Computer activate backup power generator. [Affirmative, activating backup power generators. Please stand by...] Roomies #73

Mike: AHHH!!! *THUD* OOOF!!!

Mike: *ahem* Computer... are you still active?
[Affirmative]
Mike: Good, please shut down laser chargers.
[Negative, laser is offline.]
Mike: It's not on? That's odd... Computer activate backup power generator.
[Affirmative, activating backup power generators. Please stand by...]]]> Roomies #72 http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=72 http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=72 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:11:31 -0000 <a href="http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=72">Roomies #72</a> Martoff: Okay, we're in the kitchen, careful and watch your step. Mike: Are you sure? Martoff: Yeah, watch it you're....uh-oh... Mike: (slips) AAHHH!!! Jim: AHH! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!! Kip: Okay... okay... gawd nothing makes you happy. Jim: Thanks... hey did you hear something? Kip: No, why? Roomies #72

Martoff: Okay, we're in the kitchen, careful and watch your step.
Mike: Are you sure?

Martoff: Yeah, watch it you're....uh-oh...
Mike: (slips) AAHHH!!!

Jim: AHH! TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!!
Kip: Okay... okay... gawd nothing makes you happy.

Jim: Thanks... hey did you hear something?
Kip: No, why?]]> Roomies #71 http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=71 http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=71 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:11:29 -0000 <a href="http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=71">Roomies #71</a> Chitake: Quick! Take cover! We must be under attack! Mike: No, no, we're not under attack, I think I left my laser charger on and it probably overloaded the power grid... Martoff: Hey guys, what's going on with the power? Chitake: I am going to check the power lines to make sure they weren't cut; this is a sure sign ninja tactic! Mike: Is that you Martoff? Can you see in the dark and guide me to the hole I made in the kitchen? Martoff: Sure. Jim: Man, I can't see a thing, we need to get out of here so I can strangle Mike. Kip: Don't worry, I got my lighter with me. Jim: Hey, be careful with that! Kip: here we go... Jim: AAAHHH!!!! Roomies #71

Chitake: Quick! Take cover! We must be under attack!
Mike: No, no, we're not under attack, I think I left my laser charger on and it probably overloaded the power grid...
Martoff: Hey guys, what's going on with the power?

Chitake: I am going to check the power lines to make sure they weren't cut; this is a sure sign ninja tactic!
Mike: Is that you Martoff? Can you see in the dark and guide me to the hole I made in the kitchen?
Martoff: Sure.

Jim: Man, I can't see a thing, we need to get out of here so I can strangle Mike.
Kip: Don't worry, I got my lighter with me.
Jim: Hey, be careful with that!

Kip: here we go...
Jim: AAAHHH!!!!]]> Roomies #70 http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=70 http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=70 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:11:27 -0000 <a href="http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=70">Roomies #70</a> Kip: I have a couple connections, I could have your new machine up and running in a few hours. Jim: Alright, alright. Better be good. *WARNING! POWER FAILURE IMMINENT!* Jim: What the hell... where is that coming from? Kip: Don't look at me... (power blacks out) Kip: Seriously, I didn't do it this time. Jim: Oh, I believe you........ MIKE!!!!! Mike: I think he's onto me... Roomies #70

Kip: I have a couple connections, I could have your new machine up and running in a few hours.
Jim: Alright, alright. Better be good.

*WARNING! POWER FAILURE IMMINENT!*
Jim: What the hell... where is that coming from?
Kip: Don't look at me...

(power blacks out)
Kip: Seriously, I didn't do it this time.
Jim: Oh, I believe you........ MIKE!!!!!

Mike: I think he's onto me...]]> Roomies #69 http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=69 http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=69 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:11:24 -0000 <a href="http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=69">Roomies #69</a> Kip: *cough cough* Thank you... Jim: You better give me a damn good reason to let you live. (Kip licks finger) Kip: Okay... okay... I'll make you a new computer. (Kip puts out dynamite stick) Kip: It will be three times better than your old one, it'll be awesome! Jim: I have a bad feeling about this. Roomies #69

Kip: *cough cough* Thank you...

Jim: You better give me a damn good reason to let you live.
(Kip licks finger)

Kip: Okay... okay... I'll make you a new computer.
(Kip puts out dynamite stick)

Kip: It will be three times better than your old one, it'll be awesome!
Jim: I have a bad feeling about this.]]> Roomies #68 http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=68 http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=68 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:11:22 -0000 <a href="http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=68">Roomies #68</a> Kip: Alright Jim, now let's not get angry. Jim: I AM NOT ANGRY! (throttles Kip) Kip: THIS... IS... VERY... ANGRY... Jim: YOU BLEW UP MY COMPUTER YOU $*#$$%#&!!!! Kip: Can't...breathe...please...let...go... Jim: GIVE ME A GOOD REASON TO! Kip: because...I...have...dynamite...and...lighter...in...my...hand... Roomies #68

Kip: Alright Jim, now let's not get angry.

Jim: I AM NOT ANGRY! (throttles Kip)
Kip: THIS... IS... VERY... ANGRY...

Jim: YOU BLEW UP MY COMPUTER YOU $*#$$%#&!!!!
Kip: Can't...breathe...please...let...go...

Jim: GIVE ME A GOOD REASON TO!
Kip: because...I...have...dynamite...and...lighter...in...my...hand...]]> Roomies #67 http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=67 http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=67 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:11:19 -0000 <a href="http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=67">Roomies #67</a> Jim: IT'S SMOKING! TURN IT OFF!!! Kip: It's just a little hot, don't worry. Jim: DAMNIT KIP! TURN IT OFF! Kip: It's fine! [BAM!!!!!] Kip: *cough cough* don't worry, I can fix it. Jim: WHAT THE HELL IS THERE LEFT TO FIX?!?!? Roomies #67

Jim: IT'S SMOKING! TURN IT OFF!!!
Kip: It's just a little hot, don't worry.

Jim: DAMNIT KIP! TURN IT OFF!
Kip: It's fine!

[BAM!!!!!]

Kip: *cough cough* don't worry, I can fix it.
Jim: WHAT THE HELL IS THERE LEFT TO FIX?!?!?]]> Roomies #66 http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=66 http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=66 Wed, 19 Mar 2008 09:11:16 -0000 <a href="http://roomiescomic.com/archive.php?comic=66">Roomies #66</a> Jim: Kip, what the hell? Why are you in my room? Kip: I needed to check up on [H]ardOCP.com damnit. Jim: Kip... get otu of my room and be social... Kip: Are you gonna help me overclock this machine? Jim: WHAT? Uh... no. Don't you touch my machine! Kip: If you won't help then *$^&$ off then. Jim: Is that smoke I smell? Kip: uh... no? Roomies #66

Jim: Kip, what the hell? Why are you in my room?
Kip: I needed to check up on [H]ardOCP.com damnit.

Jim: Kip... get otu of my room and be social...
Kip: Are you gonna help me overclock this machine?

Jim: WHAT? Uh... no. Don't you touch my machine!
Kip: If you won't help then *$^&$ off then.

Jim: Is that smoke I smell?
Kip: uh... no?]]>