Byrobot - latest additions

Byrobot - latest additions http://byrobot.net The latest transcribed Byrobot comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:12:24 -0000 60 Chair 1 http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00093-ch.jpg http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00093-ch.jpg Mon, 24 Nov 2008 20:09:16 -0000 <a href="http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00093-ch.jpg">Chair 1</a> Chair: Cease your wooden stares; your blinded eyes, your empty frame can torment me no more. I've shut my mind to your flat, timbrous cries, whose creaks once wormed their way into my core. Oh silence! I entreat you- let it fall. Chair 1

Chair: Cease your wooden stares; your blinded eyes, your empty frame can torment me no more. I've shut my mind to your flat, timbrous cries, whose creaks once wormed their way into my core. Oh silence! I entreat you- let it fall.]]> The man who couldn't feel rain. http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00548-misc.jpg http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00548-misc.jpg Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:20:26 -0000 <a href="http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00548-misc.jpg">The man who couldn't feel rain.</a> Man 1: Hey, Jim. Lucky it's not raining today! Man 2: What are you talking about? It's pissing down! Man 1: Well, lucky I've got my umbrella, then. Man 2: You idiot, that's a walking stick. Man 1: Yeah, I don't really care. The man who couldn't feel rain.

Man 1: Hey, Jim. Lucky it's not raining today!
Man 2: What are you talking about? It's pissing down!

Man 1: Well, lucky I've got my umbrella, then.
Man 2: You idiot, that's a walking stick.

Man 1: Yeah, I don't really care.]]> A comic about Reg http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00541-reg.jpg http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00541-reg.jpg Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:20:22 -0000 <a href="http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00541-reg.jpg">A comic about Reg</a> [[Reg is sitting at the bar. He points at the bartender, who is holding a small wad of cash. The Patron is limping away, holding his face.]] Reg: Make this one a double, Jose. Bartender: My name's Isaac. Reg: Hey, I didn't ask for your life story. Bartender: You really should. It's a hell of a tale. A comic about Reg

[[Reg is sitting at the bar. He points at the bartender, who is holding a small wad of cash. The Patron is limping away, holding his face.]]
Reg: Make this one a double, Jose.

Bartender: My name's Isaac.
Reg: Hey, I didn't ask for your life story.
Bartender: You really should. It's a hell of a tale.]]> A comic about Reg http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00540-reg.jpg http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00540-reg.jpg Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:20:21 -0000 <a href="http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00540-reg.jpg">A comic about Reg</a> Bar patron: Hey, cow. What's that you're drinking. Is it ... wait for it ... is it Milk? [[Reg smacks him across the face with his threaded titanium forearms]] <<Action Scene!>> [[Patron is lying on the bar. Reg holds his pointed forearm above the patron's eye.]] Reg: Do you want to fuck with me? I do not think you want to fuck with me. A comic about Reg

Bar patron: Hey, cow. What's that you're drinking. Is it ... wait for it ... is it Milk?

[[Reg smacks him across the face with his threaded titanium forearms]] <>

[[Patron is lying on the bar. Reg holds his pointed forearm above the patron's eye.]]
Reg: Do you want to fuck with me? I do not think you want to fuck with me.]]> A comic about Reg http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00539-reg.jpg http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00539-reg.jpg Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:20:19 -0000 <a href="http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00539-reg.jpg">A comic about Reg</a> [[REG sits at a bar. The bartender is pouring a drink.]] Bar patron: Hey, cow! Bar patron: Cooo-ooowwwwww! A comic about Reg

[[REG sits at a bar. The bartender is pouring a drink.]]
Bar patron: Hey, cow!

Bar patron: Cooo-ooowwwwww!]]> Fishing for Roger http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00473-misc.jpg http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00473-misc.jpg Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:20:18 -0000 <a href="http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00473-misc.jpg">Fishing for Roger</a> Fisherman [[On dock, with fishing rod]]: Today will be the day I finally catch Roger! Roger [[Underwater, looking at fishing hook with worms on it]]: Worms? Again? Roger: Idiot thinks I eat worms! Fishing for Roger

Fisherman [[On dock, with fishing rod]]: Today will be the day I finally catch Roger!

Roger [[Underwater, looking at fishing hook with worms on it]]: Worms? Again?

Roger: Idiot thinks I eat worms!]]> Magic! http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00343-misc.jpg http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00343-misc.jpg Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:20:16 -0000 <a href="http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00343-misc.jpg">Magic!</a> [[Man walks down street, past a sign that says 'Magic Shop']] Man: A magic shop! [[Inside shop, man slaps coins onto counter. Shopkeeper looks annoyed.]] Man: One magic, please! Magic!

[[Man walks down street, past a sign that says 'Magic Shop']]

Man: A magic shop!

[[Inside shop, man slaps coins onto counter. Shopkeeper looks annoyed.]] Man: One magic, please!]]> Oodles of Poodles http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00340-misc.gif http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00340-misc.gif Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:20:14 -0000 <a href="http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00340-misc.gif">Oodles of Poodles</a> [[Man surrounded by poodles]] Man: what am I gonna do with all these poodles? [[Man wakes up in bed]] Narration: Later Man: What do you think it means, doc? Doc: Probably something about poodles. Oodles of Poodles

[[Man surrounded by poodles]] Man: what am I gonna do with all these poodles?

[[Man wakes up in bed]]

Narration: Later
Man: What do you think it means, doc?
Doc: Probably something about poodles.]]> Bare Bottom http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00323-misc.jpg http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00323-misc.jpg Fri, 13 Jun 2008 06:20:12 -0000 <a href="http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00323-misc.jpg">Bare Bottom</a> [[Naked man, running]] Man: I'm free! Political advisors: okaaaay ... Political advisor 1: So maybe not the BEST presidential candidate. Bare Bottom

[[Naked man, running]] Man: I'm free!

Political advisors: okaaaay ...

Political advisor 1: So maybe not the BEST presidential candidate.]]> Birgitte, part 8 http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00521-bir.jpg http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00521-bir.jpg Mon, 12 May 2008 08:37:26 -0000 <a href="http://byrobot.net/?sec=archive&auth=Blurbs&cid=blurbs/00521-bir.jpg">Birgitte, part 8</a> [[Birgitte and Michel sit in the gutter, far apart. Next to him is his suitcase, next to her is her 'erotic massage' sign. Both have their head in their hands.]] [[Michel notices Birgitte, and her sign.]] [[Michel moves closer to Birgitte.]] <<Scoot>> [[Michel whispers in Birgitte's ear]] Birgitte, part 8

[[Birgitte and Michel sit in the gutter, far apart. Next to him is his suitcase, next to her is her 'erotic massage' sign. Both have their head in their hands.]]

[[Michel notices Birgitte, and her sign.]]

[[Michel moves closer to Birgitte.]] <>

[[Michel whispers in Birgitte's ear]]]]>