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Zero-Men - latest additions http://zero-men.com The latest transcribed Zero-Men comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:12:24 -0000 60 Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 20 http://zero-men.com/issue01page20.html http://zero-men.com/issue01page20.html Thu, 29 Nov 2007 23:14:24 -0000 <a href="http://zero-men.com/issue01page20.html">Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 20</a> Captain Zero props himself up on the floor. Captain Zero: Good work, old friend. Gadget takes his hand to help him up. Gadget: Pretty good for a couple of crazy old men. The heroes gather. The last of the Dracheneisen fly out of the hole in the ceiling. Athena: The Dracheneisen troops, they're retreating! Gadget: Thank you, thank you. Doctor Impossible: Brilliant! Everyone gathers around Panzerfaust's unconscious body. Aries rolls him over with his foot. Aries: Let's get a look at this pig. Aries: Whoa. Captain Zero: That's right. Panzerfaust was not only Null's field general - he was Null's son. There's gonna be hell to pay. Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 20

Captain Zero props himself up on the floor.
Captain Zero: Good work, old friend.

Gadget takes his hand to help him up.
Gadget: Pretty good for a couple of crazy old men.

The heroes gather. The last of the Dracheneisen fly out of the hole in the ceiling.
Athena: The Dracheneisen troops, they're retreating!
Gadget: Thank you, thank you.
Doctor Impossible: Brilliant!

Everyone gathers around Panzerfaust's unconscious body. Aries rolls him over with his foot.
Aries: Let's get a look at this pig.

Aries: Whoa.
Captain Zero: That's right. Panzerfaust was not only Null's field general - he was Null's son. There's gonna be hell to pay.]]> Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 19 http://zero-men.com/issue01page19.html http://zero-men.com/issue01page19.html Thu, 29 Nov 2007 23:10:48 -0000 <a href="http://zero-men.com/issue01page19.html">Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 19</a> Captain Zero charges Panzerfaust. Gadget loads a dart into a blowgun. Gadget: The harder the Captain is hit, the stronger he gets. Doctor Impossible: I see - so you're setting him up? Panzerfaust elbows Captain Zero in the face as he tries to grapple. Aries (radio): Captain, he's mine! Captain Zero pries Panzerfaust's helmet off. Captain Zero: Negative, Aries, do not engage! Aries: What?! Gadget fires the blowgun, hitting Panzerfaust's exposed neck. Panzerfaust and Captain Zero collapse to the floor. Gadget (off-panel): Nice work, Rich. Alpha conotoxin, a muscle and nerve inhibitor derived from cone snails. Don't ask where I got enough of them to drop a grown man. Sweet dreams, Panzerfaust. Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 19

Captain Zero charges Panzerfaust.

Gadget loads a dart into a blowgun.
Gadget: The harder the Captain is hit, the stronger he gets.
Doctor Impossible: I see - so you're setting him up?

Panzerfaust elbows Captain Zero in the face as he tries to grapple.
Aries (radio): Captain, he's mine!

Captain Zero pries Panzerfaust's helmet off.
Captain Zero: Negative, Aries, do not engage!
Aries: What?!

Gadget fires the blowgun, hitting Panzerfaust's exposed neck. Panzerfaust and Captain Zero collapse to the floor.
Gadget (off-panel): Nice work, Rich. Alpha conotoxin, a muscle and nerve inhibitor derived from cone snails. Don't ask where I got enough of them to drop a grown man. Sweet dreams, Panzerfaust.]]> Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 18 http://zero-men.com/issue01page18.html http://zero-men.com/issue01page18.html Thu, 08 Nov 2007 04:38:52 -0000 <a href="http://zero-men.com/issue01page18.html">Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 18</a> Gadget lands his zipline anchor into the podium by Doctor Impossible. Gadget: Doctor - duck. Gadget slides down his zipline firing his rifle, killing the two Dracheneisen approaching Impossible. Dracheneisen: Gah! Panzerfaust looms over the weakened twins. Athena: Panzerfaust! Aries: Aw, nu-- Panzerfaust unloads his minigun. SFX: BUDDABUDDABUDDA Doctor Impossible and Gadget hunker down behind the podium while Gadget digs in his utility belt. Doctor Impossible: Tell me you have a plan. Gadget: Of course I have a plan. Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 18

Gadget lands his zipline anchor into the podium by Doctor Impossible.

Gadget: Doctor - duck.
Gadget slides down his zipline firing his rifle, killing the two Dracheneisen approaching Impossible.

Dracheneisen: Gah!

Panzerfaust looms over the weakened twins.

Athena: Panzerfaust!
Aries: Aw, nu--

Panzerfaust unloads his minigun.
SFX: BUDDABUDDABUDDA

Doctor Impossible and Gadget hunker down behind the podium while Gadget digs in his utility belt.
Doctor Impossible: Tell me you have a plan.
Gadget: Of course I have a plan.]]> Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 17 http://zero-men.com/issue01page17.html http://zero-men.com/issue01page17.html Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:31:19 -0000 <a href="http://zero-men.com/issue01page17.html">Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 17</a> Captain Zero (getting up): This is Captain Zero-- Captain Zero knocks out two Dracheneisen troops. Captain Zero: --Everyone, fire at will! Keep them away from the Doctor! Athena: Captain, are you all right? Captain Zero: Never better. Aries: Keep your eye on Panzerfaust, sister! Panzerfaust takes aim with his rocket launcher. The twins get brought down by swarming Dracheneisen. Aries: We're being overrun! Doctor Impossible is cornered by Dracheneisen. Captain (off-panel): Gadget, get your ass in gear! Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 17

Captain Zero (getting up): This is Captain Zero--

Captain Zero knocks out two Dracheneisen troops.

Captain Zero: --Everyone, fire at will! Keep them away from the Doctor!

Athena: Captain, are you all right?
Captain Zero: Never better.
Aries: Keep your eye on Panzerfaust, sister!

Panzerfaust takes aim with his rocket launcher.

The twins get brought down by swarming Dracheneisen.
Aries: We're being overrun!

Doctor Impossible is cornered by Dracheneisen.
Captain (off-panel): Gadget, get your ass in gear!]]> Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 16 http://zero-men.com/issue01page16.html http://zero-men.com/issue01page16.html Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:29:15 -0000 <a href="http://zero-men.com/issue01page16.html">Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 16</a> SFX: BOOM! Gadget: Captain! Captain Zero lies in a smouldering crater. Gadget (off-panel): Captain Zero, respond! The twins burst out of the window and enter the fray. Above the chaos, Panzerfaust prepares with a fresh squad of Dracheneisen rocket troops. Gadget (off-panel): Panzerfaust! Captain Zero, RESPOND! Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 16

SFX: BOOM!
Gadget: Captain!

Captain Zero lies in a smouldering crater.
Gadget (off-panel): Captain Zero, respond!

The twins burst out of the window and enter the fray.

Above the chaos, Panzerfaust prepares with a fresh squad of Dracheneisen rocket troops.
Gadget (off-panel): Panzerfaust! Captain Zero, RESPOND!]]> Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 15 http://zero-men.com/issue01page15.html http://zero-men.com/issue01page15.html Thu, 11 Oct 2007 05:17:43 -0000 <a href="http://zero-men.com/issue01page15.html">Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 15</a> Gadget pulls on his x-ray goggles. Gadget: I hear something-- I'm taking a look. Gadget sees figures flying by rocket power. One fires a missile at the roof Gadget is looking through. The roof explodes. Ambassador: Watch out! Gadget (off-panel): Dracheneisen-- Null's elite! Captain Zero leaps through the plate glass of the observation room. Captain Zero: We've got to get these people out of here! Captain Zero lands amidst the panicked crowd. Captain Zero: Everyone, move!! Get a man on Doctor Impossible! A Dracheneisen troop fires a rocket launcher at Captain Zero. Gadget (radio): Captain, we've got incoming! Captain Zero: Gadget-- Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 15

Gadget pulls on his x-ray goggles.
Gadget: I hear something-- I'm taking a look.

Gadget sees figures flying by rocket power. One fires a missile at the roof Gadget is looking through.

The roof explodes.
Ambassador: Watch out!

Gadget (off-panel): Dracheneisen-- Null's elite!

Captain Zero leaps through the plate glass of the observation room.
Captain Zero: We've got to get these people out of here!

Captain Zero lands amidst the panicked crowd.
Captain Zero: Everyone, move!! Get a man on Doctor Impossible!

A Dracheneisen troop fires a rocket launcher at Captain Zero.
Gadget (radio): Captain, we've got incoming!
Captain Zero: Gadget--]]> Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 14 http://zero-men.com/issue01page14.html http://zero-men.com/issue01page14.html Thu, 04 Oct 2007 05:01:36 -0000 <a href="http://zero-men.com/issue01page14.html">Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 14</a> Aries: If Lord Null gets his hands on the Doctor it'll be World War Three, and in all those years you've never even laid a finger on him. I read your file. Should'a stayed retired. Athena: Aries... Captain Zero: Who would you prefer lead this team, Aries? Aries: Whoa, whoa, "team?" Since when did we become a team? Captain Zero: When your father put me in charge. Gadget: So far - this is not going well. Doctor Impossible addresses the United Nations below. Doctor Impossible: Nations... today is the beginning of a new era. Today we are ready to go forward into an age undreamed of-- Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 14

Aries: If Lord Null gets his hands on the Doctor it'll be World War Three, and in all those years you've never even laid a finger on him. I read your file. Should'a stayed retired.

Athena: Aries...

Captain Zero: Who would you prefer lead this team, Aries?
Aries: Whoa, whoa, "team?" Since when did we become a team?
Captain Zero: When your father put me in charge.

Gadget: So far - this is not going well.

Doctor Impossible addresses the United Nations below.
Doctor Impossible: Nations... today is the beginning of a new era. Today we are ready to go forward into an age undreamed of--]]> Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 13 http://zero-men.com/issue01page13.html http://zero-men.com/issue01page13.html Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:28:03 -0000 <a href="http://zero-men.com/issue01page13.html">Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 13</a> Caption: United Nations Inside the General Assembly Hall Gadget (off-panel): Who is Doctor Impossible? The Zero-Men look down on the assembly floor from an observation room. Doctor Impossible prepares at the podium. Athena: He is our father. He created us in his laboratory using his zero-point energy and genetic engineering. We're superhumanly strong and can generate intense bursts of energy. We also share a psychic link. I can even fly. Gadget: Unbelievable. He's brilliant. Athena: He is. Aries: Good little soldiers... damned fools. Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 13

Caption: United Nations

Inside the General Assembly Hall
Gadget (off-panel): Who is Doctor Impossible?

The Zero-Men look down on the assembly floor from an observation room. Doctor Impossible prepares at the podium.
Athena: He is our father. He created us in his laboratory using his zero-point energy and genetic engineering. We're superhumanly strong and can generate intense bursts of energy. We also share a psychic link. I can even fly.

Gadget: Unbelievable. He's brilliant.
Athena: He is.

Aries: Good little soldiers... damned fools.]]> Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 12 http://zero-men.com/issue01page12.html http://zero-men.com/issue01page12.html Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:55:42 -0000 <a href="http://zero-men.com/issue01page12.html">Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 12</a> Captain Zero: Rudolph Null will use zero-point energy to wage total war. You have to discontinue your research. There are too many leaks. Doctor Impossible: It is too late - beyond the testing phase. It works. I plan to build a generator in Monument City. I need your help to eliminate Null. I need the Zero-Men. General Samuels: I am reactivating both of you and ordering you to work with Doctor Impossible. We'll back you. We'll get you whatever you need. Gadget: Get him a straight-jacket. Captain Zero: We'll help you, Doctor. Doctor Impossible: My bodyguards Aries and Athena will assist you. I plan to speak at the UN assembly - tomorrow. Null's spies eavesdrop outside Archie's office. Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 12

Captain Zero: Rudolph Null will use zero-point energy to wage total war. You have to discontinue your research. There are too many leaks.
Doctor Impossible: It is too late - beyond the testing phase. It works. I plan to build a generator in Monument City. I need your help to eliminate Null. I need the Zero-Men.

General Samuels: I am reactivating both of you and ordering you to work with Doctor Impossible. We'll back you. We'll get you whatever you need.

Gadget: Get him a straight-jacket.
Captain Zero: We'll help you, Doctor.

Doctor Impossible: My bodyguards Aries and Athena will assist you. I plan to speak at the UN assembly - tomorrow.

Null's spies eavesdrop outside Archie's office.]]> Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 11 http://zero-men.com/issue01page11.html http://zero-men.com/issue01page11.html Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:45:28 -0000 <a href="http://zero-men.com/issue01page11.html">Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 11</a> Doctor Impossible enters. Archie (off-panel): Allow me to introduce you - this is Doctor Impossible. Gadget: That necktie looks like an "i" on his chest. Smoth. Impossible: I am but a humble man of science who has stumbled upon the greatest discovery in human history - unlimited zero-point energy. Gadget: I'm familiar with ZPE. Quantum physics; the energy of the void. It's only a theory. Impossible: I have mastered its use. I am able to harness zero-point energy and amplify it, creating immense power from nothingness. I intend to unveil my breakthrough to the world - a gift for the betterment of mankind. I alone know its secret. Captain Zero: And Null knows about it somehow. He wants it. Impossible: Correct. Tales of the Zero-Men, "Brave New World" page 11

Doctor Impossible enters.

Archie (off-panel): Allow me to introduce you - this is Doctor Impossible.

Gadget: That necktie looks like an "i" on his chest. Smoth.

Impossible: I am but a humble man of science who has stumbled upon the greatest discovery in human history - unlimited zero-point energy.

Gadget: I'm familiar with ZPE. Quantum physics; the energy of the void. It's only a theory.

Impossible: I have mastered its use. I am able to harness zero-point energy and amplify it, creating immense power from nothingness. I intend to unveil my breakthrough to the world - a gift for the betterment of mankind. I alone know its secret.

Captain Zero: And Null knows about it somehow. He wants it.

Impossible: Correct.]]>