Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic - latest additions

Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic - latest additions http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php The latest transcribed Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Sun, 19 Feb 2012 05:42:03 -0000 60 Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-02-17 http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-02-17 Sun, 19 Feb 2012 05:35:09 -0000 <a href="http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-02-17">Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic</a> [[Puppy with stills from 'Un Chien Andalou' over it.]] I have a friend who knows French but doesn't know film. I was very tempted to tell her that 'Un Chien Andalou' was a kid friendly film about a dog who made friends with some ants. [[It's like "Blues Clues", "Old Yeller" or "Lassie." Perfect for kids.]] Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic

[[Puppy with stills from 'Un Chien Andalou' over it.]]

I have a friend who knows French

but doesn't know film.

I was very tempted to tell her

that 'Un Chien Andalou'

was a kid friendly film

about a dog

who made friends with some ants.

[[It's like "Blues Clues", "Old Yeller" or "Lassie." Perfect for kids.]]]]> Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-02-10 http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-02-10 Sun, 19 Feb 2012 05:35:07 -0000 <a href="http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-02-10">Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic</a> [[Raging flames with a faint "Google" logo at the bottom]] Blue: Do you have your laptop handy? Pink: Sure, what do you need? Blue: I need you to 'Google' something for me. Pink: Is it a new recipe? Blue: Not exactly. Look up, "How to put out a grease fire." {{There's something almost mocking about the 'I Feel Lucky' button in these sort of circumstances.}} Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic

[[Raging flames with a faint "Google" logo at the bottom]]

Blue: Do you have your laptop handy?

Pink: Sure, what do you need?

Blue: I need you to 'Google' something for me.

Pink: Is it a new recipe?

Blue: Not exactly. Look up, "How to put out a grease fire."

{{There's something almost mocking about the 'I Feel Lucky' button in these sort of circumstances.}}]]> Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-02-03 http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-02-03 Sun, 19 Feb 2012 05:35:06 -0000 <a href="http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-02-03">Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic</a> [[Draneai in full Chinese chef regalia including hat, ironing pin, and handful of flowers in front of a backdrop of other Warcraft chefs.]] Leyden: Welcome to another exciting episode of "Great Meals of Azeroth!" Leyden: We have a special treat today! Chef Sparkgriddle will be making "Eggs Gnomeregan." Leyden: As you know, the sauce is _vitally_ important in this dish. Leyden: But, of course, there's no race like Gnomes for their Hollandaise. {{Previous episodes have featured Trollish Jerk Sauce, Elven Chutney and Dwarven Beer Battered Everything.}} Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic

[[Draneai in full Chinese chef regalia including hat, ironing pin, and handful of flowers in front of a backdrop of other Warcraft chefs.]]

Leyden: Welcome to another exciting episode of "Great Meals of Azeroth!"

Leyden: We have a special treat today! Chef Sparkgriddle will be making "Eggs Gnomeregan."

Leyden: As you know, the sauce is _vitally_ important in this dish.

Leyden: But, of course, there's no race like Gnomes for their Hollandaise.

{{Previous episodes have featured Trollish Jerk Sauce, Elven Chutney and Dwarven Beer Battered Everything.}}]]> Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-01-27 http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-01-27 Sun, 19 Feb 2012 05:35:04 -0000 <a href="http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-01-27">Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic</a> [[A bowl of rice with a spork in it]] Pork Fried Rice With a spork Fried Rice {{Because there's nothing funny about chopsticks, that's why.}} Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic

[[A bowl of rice with a spork in it]]

Pork
Fried Rice

With a spork
Fried Rice

{{Because there's nothing funny about chopsticks, that's why.}}]]> Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-01-20 http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-01-20 Sun, 19 Feb 2012 05:35:02 -0000 <a href="http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-01-20">Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic</a> [[Collapsed pumpkin shell]] Pink: Wow. It's just kind of... Blue: Collapsed? Yeah. It's as if someone... Pink: Let all the air out of it? Oh my... Blue: You're right! Both: It's deflate pumpkin Charlie Brown! {{Since October, a cycle of freezing and thawing converted this ordinary pumpkin into a slush-filled rubbery pumpkin husk. Somewhere, there's a traumatized squirrel who tried to take a bite out of a gourd and got a face full of deliquesced pumpkin guts.}} Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic

[[Collapsed pumpkin shell]]

Pink: Wow. It's just kind of...

Blue: Collapsed? Yeah. It's as if someone...

Pink: Let all the air out of it? Oh my...

Blue: You're right!

Both: It's deflate pumpkin Charlie Brown!

{{Since October, a cycle of freezing and thawing converted this ordinary pumpkin into a slush-filled rubbery pumpkin husk. Somewhere, there's a traumatized squirrel who tried to take a bite out of a gourd and got a face full of deliquesced pumpkin guts.}}]]> Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-01-13 http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-01-13 Sun, 19 Feb 2012 05:35:01 -0000 <a href="http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-01-13">Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic</a> [[Close shot of Tycho]] Tycho (rapidly): You want my picture? You're lucky. I only hold still long enough to look beautiful. {{Tycho is our Bishonen-boy cat. He also seems to be locked in to turbo speed mode, and seldom slows down long enough for the camera to focus on him.}} Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic

[[Close shot of Tycho]]

Tycho (rapidly):
You want
my picture?
You're lucky.
I only
hold still
long enough
to look
beautiful.

{{Tycho is our Bishonen-boy cat. He also seems to be locked in to turbo speed mode, and seldom slows down long enough for the camera to focus on him.}}]]> Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-01-06 http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-01-06 Sun, 19 Feb 2012 05:34:59 -0000 <a href="http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2012-01-06">Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic</a> [[Racks of CDs in record store]] Pink: Looks like they're having a sale on Classical music. Would you prefer a full orchestra, or a small chamber ensemble? Blue: See if they have anything by the Canadian Brass. I'd like to avoid any unnecessary violins. {{Violins never solved anything.}} Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic

[[Racks of CDs in record store]]

Pink: Looks like they're having a sale on Classical music. Would you prefer a full orchestra, or a small chamber ensemble?

Blue: See if they have anything by the Canadian Brass. I'd like to avoid any unnecessary violins.

{{Violins never solved anything.}}]]> Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-12-23 http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-12-23 Sun, 19 Feb 2012 05:34:55 -0000 <a href="http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-12-23">Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic</a> [[Two notepads]] Things you can do (lyrically) Leave your hat on. Dance, if you want to. Call me "Al". Drive my car. Get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant. Anything I can do, but not as well. Get what you need, sometimes. Check out anytime you'd like. Things you can't do (lyrically) Hurry love. Live with (or without) women. Touch this. Talk about me when I'm gone. Have one without the other. Everything I can do, better than I can. Always get what you want. Leave. {{This list is by no means exhaustive.}} Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic

[[Two notepads]]

Things you can do (lyrically)
Leave your hat on.
Dance, if you want to.
Call me "Al".
Drive my car.
Get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
Anything I can do, but not as well.
Get what you need, sometimes.
Check out anytime you'd like.

Things you can't do (lyrically)
Hurry love.
Live with (or without) women.
Touch this.
Talk about me when I'm gone.
Have one without the other.
Everything I can do, better than I can.
Always get what you want.
Leave.

{{This list is by no means exhaustive.}}]]> Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-12-16 http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-12-16 Mon, 19 Dec 2011 16:48:10 -0000 <a href="http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-12-16">Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic</a> [[Dark chasm]] "When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you." [[Mostly-empty coffee pot]] "When you stare into the coffee pot, the coffee pot stares back into you." [[Macaroni salad]] "When you stare into the macaroni salad, the macaroni salad stares back into you." [[Goldfish pond]] "When you stare into the goldfish pond..." Editor: Yes, thank you Mr. Neitzsche. I think perhaps the first one is sufficient for the book... {{Behind every great philosopher is an even better editor.}} Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic

[[Dark chasm]]

"When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you."

[[Mostly-empty coffee pot]]

"When you stare into the coffee pot, the coffee pot stares back into you."

[[Macaroni salad]]

"When you stare into the macaroni salad, the macaroni salad stares back into you."

[[Goldfish pond]]

"When you stare into the goldfish pond..."

Editor: Yes, thank you Mr. Neitzsche. I think perhaps the first one is sufficient for the book...

{{Behind every great philosopher is an even better editor.}}]]> Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-12-09 http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-12-09 Mon, 19 Dec 2011 16:48:09 -0000 <a href="http://quirkspace.com/comic/index.php?date=2011-12-09">Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic</a> [[Demonic figure in front of burnt out circuit board]] Are you tired of high-quality tools that last a lifetime? Hi, Gizmodeus here with the simple solution to your problem: cheap plastic crap. Why buy a simple metal knife that can last for years when you could get a slicing tool surrounded by a plastic housing guaranteed to crack after a few months of use? High quality tools can cost fifty dollars or more! My minions and I will sell you a single-purpose, non-biodegradable gadget for just $19.95 plus shipping. For under twenty dollars, you can have a cheaply constructed, toxic, landfill-choking tool that cost us just pennies to make! Order now and we'll include some cleaning products that are probably perfectly safe for use around pets or small children! {{Call our toll-free number to talk to one of our sub-minimum wage sales representatives and use your credit card to buy our crap with a short-term, high-interest loan today!}} Quirk's Evil Little Webcomic

[[Demonic figure in front of burnt out circuit board]]

Are you tired of high-quality tools that last a lifetime?

Hi, Gizmodeus here with the simple solution to your problem: cheap plastic crap.

Why buy a simple metal knife that can last for years when you could get a slicing tool surrounded by a plastic housing guaranteed to crack after a few months of use?

High quality tools can cost fifty dollars or more! My minions and I will sell you a single-purpose, non-biodegradable gadget for just $19.95 plus shipping.

For under twenty dollars, you can have a cheaply constructed, toxic, landfill-choking tool that cost us just pennies to make!

Order now and we'll include some cleaning products that are probably perfectly safe for use around pets or small children!

{{Call our toll-free number to talk to one of our sub-minimum wage sales representatives and use your credit card to buy our crap with a short-term, high-interest loan today!}}]]>