http://citrussoldier.com The latest transcribed Citrus Soldier comics, powered by OhNoRobot.com en-us Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:12:24 -0000 60 http://citrussoldier.com/comic-230.html http://citrussoldier.com/comic-230.html Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:56:10 -0000 <a href="http://citrussoldier.com/comic-230.html">Love is a Balancing Act.</a><br> <br> Caption: While awkward at first, the marriage counsellor's advice ultimately saved our relationship. <br \> Alt Text: It also saved us 15 percent or more on car insurance! Love is a Balancing Act.

Caption: While awkward at first, the marriage counsellor's advice ultimately saved our relationship.
Alt Text: It also saved us 15 percent or more on car insurance!]]> http://citrussoldier.com/comic-226.html http://citrussoldier.com/comic-226.html Tue, 11 Mar 2008 23:08:53 -0000 <a href="http://citrussoldier.com/comic-226.html">Ninety Degrees of Confusion.</a><br> <br> How do I...how do I rotate this image? Ninety Degrees of Confusion.

How do I...how do I rotate this image?]]> http://citrussoldier.com/comic-194.html http://citrussoldier.com/comic-194.html Wed, 16 Jan 2008 01:24:12 -0000 <a href="http://citrussoldier.com/comic-194.html">Excuse me, sir? Sir?</a><br> <br> "Spare some change?" Excuse me, sir? Sir?

"Spare some change?"]]> http://citrussoldier.com/comic-176.html http://citrussoldier.com/comic-176.html Sun, 09 Dec 2007 00:10:39 -0000 <a href="http://citrussoldier.com/comic-176.html">Lessons in Child Rearing.</a><br> <br> Lesson 3A: Why Children Grow to Resent Their Parents. Lessons in Child Rearing.

Lesson 3A: Why Children Grow to Resent Their Parents.]]> http://citrussoldier.com/comic-158.html http://citrussoldier.com/comic-158.html Sun, 18 Nov 2007 13:42:45 -0000 <a href="http://citrussoldier.com/comic-158.html">Priorities.</a><br> <br> The Department of Child Services said that if I cared about my children as much as I cared about my coffee, I would still be able to see them. <br \> <br \> It's not my fault coffee tastes so much better then they do. <br \> <br \> {{Title Text: Seriously, even adding a little nutmeg doesn't help.}} Priorities.

The Department of Child Services said that if I cared about my children as much as I cared about my coffee, I would still be able to see them.

It's not my fault coffee tastes so much better then they do.

{{Title Text: Seriously, even adding a little nutmeg doesn't help.}}]]> http://citrussoldier.com/comic-157.html http://citrussoldier.com/comic-157.html Sun, 18 Nov 2007 00:58:31 -0000 <a href="http://citrussoldier.com/comic-157.html">Tennis Balls and Old Lace.</a><br> <br> The fun thing about dogs is that they'll generally fetch a ball regardless of whether or not you coated it with arsenic. <br \> <br \> Alt text: Dogs are so trusting. And stupid. Stupid and trusting. Aw. Tennis Balls and Old Lace.

The fun thing about dogs is that they'll generally fetch a ball regardless of whether or not you coated it with arsenic.

Alt text: Dogs are so trusting. And stupid. Stupid and trusting. Aw.]]> http://citrussoldier.com/comic-156.html http://citrussoldier.com/comic-156.html Sun, 18 Nov 2007 00:58:23 -0000 <a href="http://citrussoldier.com/comic-156.html">Nice shoes.</a><br> <br> Gary knew he would have to play it smooth if he was going to win her heart. <br \> <br \> Alt text: 'No, leave the outfit on,' he said later, as they crawled into bed. Nice shoes.

Gary knew he would have to play it smooth if he was going to win her heart.

Alt text: 'No, leave the outfit on,' he said later, as they crawled into bed.]]> http://citrussoldier.com/comic-155.html http://citrussoldier.com/comic-155.html Sun, 18 Nov 2007 00:58:05 -0000 <a href="http://citrussoldier.com/comic-155.html">Flunitrazepam Philosophy.</a><br> <br> Some say "half empty," some say "half full." <br \> <br \> Others say "just enough for the roofie to kick in." Flunitrazepam Philosophy.

Some say "half empty," some say "half full."

Others say "just enough for the roofie to kick in."]]> http://citrussoldier.com/comic-154.html http://citrussoldier.com/comic-154.html Sun, 18 Nov 2007 00:58:02 -0000 <a href="http://citrussoldier.com/comic-154.html">omgwtfbbq.</a><br> <br> Chad has some unresolved issues. omgwtfbbq.

Chad has some unresolved issues.]]> http://citrussoldier.com/comic-152.html http://citrussoldier.com/comic-152.html Sun, 11 Nov 2007 14:19:40 -0000 <a href="http://citrussoldier.com/comic-152.html">A lesson in Genetics</a><br> <br> Steven's parents were cousins. A lesson in Genetics

Steven's parents were cousins.]]>